I went to school for nothing (184)
Lesson 36. How are you feeling right now? – 4
There was never a time when Ban Yu-Won felt as fortunate as he was at this moment that he had mastered Yu-Won-Gong and the Prayer Sword.
In a very short amount of time, when other people blink an eye, he conceptualizes and analyzes all the information around him, and confirms that the space he and Ruchel were moved to is the same space he started on Earth, seeing off as his family.
That is, in front of his house!
‘Why are there so many people gathered in front of my house?! In fact, people flocked here because the dimension shifting spell left a huge mark… There’s no way that’s the case!’
As I hurriedly explored the reaction of life in the house, I felt my mother’s reaction.
By the way…
‘Huh?’
I felt out of place.
I can’t pinpoint what it is, but I felt a difference compared to the previous time I looked at my mother…
‘It’s because my abilities have improved.’
Banyuwon nodded in agreement and immediately increased the detection range.
Then, it was possible to immediately sense the change that occurred in the nearby life reaction nature.
“Master, is there magic in the air?”
“Yes, yes. It wasn’t like this before.”
In fact, it was something I could confirm just by breathing.
Magical power was flowing through the earth!
That’s also a considerable concentration… If you dare to measure it in terms of level, the mana is similar to that of Ruchel’s home planet, Jeda!
“Did you just hear?! He really said master!”
“Did you record it?”
“Obviously it’s not Korean, so why is it naturally understood?”
“How much are aliens capable of? Compared to the highest level of ability, which one is stronger?”
That’s because our Lucille is a student at Union.
Ban Yu-won sighed as he watched the reactions of the people who were agitated whenever he and Lucille had a conversation.
Apparently, a cataclysm had come to the earth while Ban Yu-won was on his way to Union, but I could roughly guess what kind of change it was.
However, what I am concerned about is why they react as if they already knew about Ruchel as well as the anti-yuwon――.
‘wait for a sec?’
Ban Yu-won recalled that he had previously checked Earth in the list of accessor dimensions of Unitube.
When I was talking about it with my colleagues at the time, I was talking about the fact that there may be changes in the Earth starting with Banyuwon’s selection to the Union–.
In fact, that matched, and the earth began to change like other higher dimensions… What if
the number of users on Union Net increased and they subscribed to the popular Rebellion channel on Unitube?
Having come to this point, Ban Yu-Won hurriedly took out the mirror and checked it, and found out that 60 million of the channel’s subscribers are from Earth!
‘Kiaaaaaagh!’
60 million is more than the population of Korea!
To think that he was revealing to so many people that he was an Earthling and was enjoying his life in Union!
Wait a minute, at this point, his older sister would have checked Unitube unconditionally――That means the video of Lucille and herself right before they got into an affair…
“Let’s die.”
“master?!”
“Don’t stop me, Rachel. Having shown my life’s greatest weakness to my lifelong nemesis, the only thing left for me is to commit suicide…!”
“No, I will do something for you!”
Just before committing suicide in front of many people, Banyuwon, who was subdued by Ruchel, barely regained his sanity.
Around that time, someone came out to meet him in the house.
“If he comes, come in quickly. What are you doing outside?”
“Mom, don’t you have something to say before that? Why are people near my house…”
“Come in and talk. Ignore them.”
When Ban Yu-won’s mother, Kang Eun-yeong, spoke with her eyes wide open, the people who had gathered around her scattered like a swarm of rats.
“Now, even if it’s a bird.”
“Yes mother!”
When she used the title ‘Saeah’ very naturally, Ruchel’s face turned bright, while Ban Yu-Won’s complexion turned pale.
Come to think of it, I was only worried about my sister, but if she saw it, of course my mother…
Considering the social media sharing culture of the Earth, all of his acquaintances…!
“I want to die as expected….”
“Master, tuck! You can’t say things like that. If Master dies, at least Me and Myra will definitely die along!”
“I’m sorry, I won’t die…”
Inside the house, unexpectedly, nothing has changed.
Kang Eun-young, who saw his gaze directed here and there, smiled and said.
“When I first learned that changes were coming to the Earth, I tried to build a bunker in a safe place and move all the appliances and furniture, but when the dimensional evolution occurred, it wasn’t such a big deal. Of course, the whole neighborhood disappeared when I was unlucky.”
“How long have you died?”
“About 2 billion across the globe.”
“But that’s a super save.”
“It is thanks to you.”
“me?”
Taktak Kang Eun-young knocked on the table.
It meant sitting down and talking calmly.
Yuwon Ban nodded while facing Ruchel and sat down side by side across from Eunyeong Kang.
Kang Eun-young smiled bitterly at the fact that it was not strange even if they were already called a couple.
“If Sae-ah brought her, Yu-mi will have seizures again.”
“I don’t even want to think about my sister. How much more to make fun of…”
“But to talk about the changes that have come to Earth, you have to talk about your sister first?”
“…Eh?”
* * *
Banyuwon grasped the current situation of the earth in only 5 minutes.
That’s also the case because Banyuwon already understands mana and mysteries, and it was only necessary to figure out how people responded to it rather than the changes the earth faced.
The point is that Ban Yu-mi was the first Earthling to obtain access to the Union Net ahead of time, and thanks to that, grandfather Ban Ji-won, who predicted the changes that would come to the Earth, steadily took measures to evolve the Earth’s dimension, not only preventing major damage, but also raising the Ban family properly.
“And my sister is running the strongest guild with the benefit of that.”
“I myself am strong, but to be honest, I owe a lot to my father.”
“Yeah, sister must have been learning mana before the earth became like this, so it’s only natural that she became stronger.”
Ban Yu-won had a headache.
During summer vacation, I really tried not to think about anything and take a good rest, but why did the earth look like this?
“Then what about the people outside our house earlier?”
“A lot of people come here as usual. Because your father is famous, your father holds an important position in the country, and your sister is the head of the world’s best guild [Oculus Louver]. If you catch even one trivial scandal, it’s a jackpot.”
“And today, when the site of my return was discovered, it hit the jackpot beautifully.”
When Kang Eun-young turned on the TV in the living room, she could see Ban Yu-won’s face being reflected on the large screen without changing the channel.
When I turned the channel, Ruchel’s face was reflected there as an anti-funny bonus, so it was a meaningless resistance.
Living in Union, if I hadn’t gotten used to being noticed by many people, I might have lost my mind at this point.
“I think this will become very annoying in the future…”
“It will be difficult to just get over it. Your son is the representative of mankind now.”
As the mother sighed, Ban Yu-won also sighed.
Rather, if he hadn’t run the channel, if at all he had edited the videos little by little and hid the fact that he was an earthling (Looking at his appearance, he was just a normal impression of an average intelligent race in all dimensions), there would have been no problem.
Because of the false belief that earthlings will live forever disconnected from the Union Net, they have created such a grand landmine themselves.
“But how fortunate that there is no one to forcefully arrest?”
“If it weren’t for my grandfather and sister, I think I would have been fighting against special forces and armies all over the world by now.”
The earth has just received mana and changed.
However, would it make sense to leave a semi-amusement who has been taken to a higher dimension that is incomparable to Earth, tasted countless other civilizations, interacted with aliens, and obtained a lot of information?
The person trying to talk was the nobleman, and there were people who were thinking of capturing him and getting rid of him somehow–no, probably there are definitely still.
However, the Ban family is too strong to lay a hand on him.
According to Kang Eun-young, father Ban Yu-wen occupies an important position in the government, Ban Ji-won controls the world government, and Ban Yu-mi is in charge of the armed forces of the new world.
‘Of course, if I put my hand on it, I’ll fight on my own…’
I don’t know, but the power that the Ban Yuwon individual can mobilize is greater than the power of the Ban family.
It was because he had the confidence to annihilate quite a few armies even if he ran amok for just 3 minutes with Abel, a combined robot centered on Lilith, without going far.
Those who watched the Rebellion channel probably realized that too.
No… Maybe, like countless other characters in the upper dimension who ignored him, earthlings are mistaken that the content of the video he creates is exaggerated?
“I don’t know.”
Ban Yu-won, who had been thinking about the changed earth and the position of the family that had changed along with it, soon came to the conclusion that there was no point in struggling alone.
“No matter how the Earth has changed, it doesn’t matter how many Earthlings watch the Rebellion Channel. I came here to rest at home for vacation. I’m going to take a thorough rest for two months. It’s going to be a perfect reenactment of a college freshman’s summer vacation!”
“Even though you are my son, Yuwon, you really are a big man.”
Eun-young Kang shook her head and said, whether she was amazed at the conclusion Ban Yu-won had made or whether she was shocked.
“Perhaps your sister won’t let you go, but rest for now.”
“Mom, please don’t bring up nightmare memories. My real sister, why does she not hang out with her friends during vacation and bother me? Surely it won’t be like that until now when I got a job as a guild leader…”
“Look at the essence, Yoo Won. The guild created by Yumi was started with the intention of putting up a plausible signboard that would cause a stir as usual anyway. By the way, there are three more minor versions of your sister in that guild.”
“I really hate it…”
His mother’s cold remark made Ban Yu-won feel as if he could even half-predict what would happen to him in the future.
Why did Heaven give birth to him and then to Yumi Ban?
It is incorrect to say that siblings are programmed to kill each other.
Brother and sister are programmed to torment each other until they die…!
“Come on, Mother.”
Until then, Ruchel, who had been quietly watching, opened her mouth cautiously when the conversation between the two was over.
“Is there anything I can do to help with this house? For now, I have basic housekeeping skills…!”
“How unusual.”
Having a daughter is a tyrant who is lucky if she doesn’t do household chores, let alone make people do housework. She raised her son to the bone, but as soon as she turned 20, she left for Union, so she couldn’t properly receive filial piety.
However, the future daughter-in-law (confirmed) appears and makes such an extraordinary proposal!
“I use people to clean and do the laundry, so it’s okay… Then, shall we make it together tonight?”
“Yes mother!”
It must have been nice for Kang Eun-young to treat her friendly without any objection, but Ruchel was delighted as she waggled her tail.
For reference, she has fully awakened as a prisoner due to this situation and can take out her puppy ears and tail whenever she wants.
Her fighting ability as well as her five senses greatly improved, so she kept her ears and tail out all the time, and Banyuwon thought it was cute, so she was happy inside.
“But son.”
“huh?”
“How many other daughters-in-law do I have besides Lucille?”
“Ummm, first of all, it’s a mummy, fairies… There’s only one elf.”
I had already seen him get involved with several other women on the Rebellion channel, so I said that I should feel a little bit of remorse, but surprisingly, Ban Yu-won answered the question calmly.
It was Kang Eun-young who was staggering, but Ban Yu-won, who had completed the installation of a pan-cosmic view of love and marriage through her experience, continued her conversation without thinking.
“Besides that, there are quite a few people who like me, but for now, I’m rejecting them all. After trying it, even the two of them are hard on it…”
“You’re really great, Master. Getting a wife is a big deal, so you have to make a decision carefully.”
It was absurd for a monogamous Korean to hear, but Ruchel was proud of him just for the fact that he did not make fun of his lower body lightly.
In fact, judging from his performance at Union, it was something to be really proud of.
Since he started getting attention, no one has ever secretly or openly approached him and flirted with him!
If he had been possessed of ordinary mental power, he would not have been able to overcome the temptations flying here and there, and even if he had already had accidents, he would have hit a few.
“And if possible, I would be happy if you could consult with me even a little before making a new woman in the future…”
Ruchel was trying to subtly establish her status as a royal family, but Ban Yu-won reacted in a different way.
“What did you just hear me say, Lucille? Are the two of you the same?”
“But Master will become a greater being in the future. The hostile forces will inevitably increase, and then you will have to get married in order to gain a strong alliance.”
“Are you even thinking of a marriage alliance?!”
“Right now, marriage with Me and Myra can also become a marriage alliance followed by the wolf tooth tribe and the fairies, respectively?”
“Is that so?!”
Watching the two people having an incomprehensible conversation in front of her eyes, Kang Eun-young made a distant expression.
He realized that his son had gone beyond his reach.
Ruchel alone is unbelievably pretty, but with the elf on top, she already has two of them.
It might even increase.
“Son, would you like to wear a belly band for now?”
“Why does Mom talk on the premise that I will be stabbed by a woman?”
Ban Yu-won grumbled and stood up.
“I’m going to soak in the bathtub at home after a long time.”
“Ah! I’m sorry, mother, but can I help you with the kitchen after I attend to the master’s bath?”
“At the bath…”
It was the moment Kang Eun-young’s mind completely left the earth.
No matter how hard she tried to understand it, it was impossible to understand the affection and loyalty that Ruchel had for the half-amusement by substituting it into the Earth-style, so she stopped thinking right away.
