Bullying is too good at martial arts (215)
China is geographically located just below Mongolia.
Boasting a population of 1.3 billion, China is also a country with the largest number of ancient martial arts in the world.
How realistic are Chinese martial arts?
Does Chinese martial art, handed down for thousands of years, have the power to overpower modern MMA?
Of course, after several attempts, it was proven that ‘the strength of Chinese martial arts is an illusion’, but Dave White nevertheless set foot on Chinese soil with hope.
“I came all the way here, so it wouldn’t be bad to drop by and go, right?”
This time, we specially invited Brother Chandler as a helper to tour China.
Taijiquan Yukhapquan Tanglangquan Hyunguiquan Palgeukquan Wingchunquan Baguazang…
Dave White, who sought to find the ‘hidden gemstone’, was the head family of the famous Chinese martial arts.
‘Wouldn’t it take at least one person?’
With such anticipation, I opened the door of the dojang and politely requested a match.
“I came from far west to experience the essence of Chinese martial arts. Please teach me a few words.”
“Okay, get on the pitch!”
Their pride in martial arts was great.
There wasn’t even a heavyweight in each dojo, but they acted as if they could beat all the rankers in the WFC PLF Fellator.
“Let me be clear, MMA is a sport and what we do is martial arts. Don’t expect warmth in your hands.”
“This is what I hoped for.”
Do you really have great power hidden away?
Can you actually see a technique like fa-kyung that you’ve only heard about?
The Chandler brothers also stepped onto the field full of anticipation, but the reality of Chinese martial arts was devastating.
“ruler! come in! Yo clothes-!”
“…?”
Can I hit this?
The efficient and concise blow of the Chandler brothers spewed fire at the martial artists who were holding dog form with an unknown stance and posture.
Pheouk peeouk kudangtangtang-.
“Ugh-.”
“Khehehe-!”
“Uh… Uh…”
They couldn’t resist even the most basic level change.
My understanding of grappling has converged to zero.
“Is this a disappointment?”
Dave White, who confirmed the current state of Chinese martial arts, was disappointed.
“This posture is modeled after the shape of a tiger! The energy of the tiger will devour you…”
Phew oh oh!
Ho Hyung-kwon, who is said to have the energy of a tiger, could not block a one-two straight.
“It’s Sa Kwon, aiming for the lower body in a low position. If you get caught just once…”
Cudangtang kwaaang–!!
Sagwon Kwon Beop-ga, who lowered his waist and flicked his tongue, fainted from the sprawl and pounding hits.
Brother Chandler shrugged in embarrassment as the martial artists were defeated so easily.
“…Hyung, what should I do with this?”
“I mean.”
“Should I watch it?”
“That doesn’t work. The CEO said he was going to select only the strongest humans.”
The Chandler brothers humbly went to learn a trick, but before they knew it, they were breaking the seal.
Seeing that, Dave White had no choice but to admit it.
The strength of Chinese martial arts is really an illusion.
Just as folk remedies that have been handed down by word of mouth cannot beat western medicine.
Chinese martial arts without system cannot beat mixed martial arts that have been scientifically developed.
Even in that land, it was not easy to find a human with usable physicality.
Dave White searched all over China in anticipation of a giant like Yao Ming, but at best he found only heavyweights with obese or unbalanced bodies.
“Damn, among the 1.3 billion people, don’t you have any friends you can use like this?”
“Calm down, sir.”
“If you think about it that way, China should be the best at soccer in the world.”
“That is also true.”
“I’d rather go somewhere else.”
However, it is not that there was no income at all in China.
I met a monster in Kathmandu, Nepal, where I crossed the Tibet Autonomous Region in the west and crossed the Himalayas.
The Gurkhas are a Nepalese mercenary group that can take on dozens of enemies with just one kukri.
I was fortunate to meet Vikram Rajvansi, a dishonorably discharged Gurkha mercenary, at a boxing gym in Kathmandu.
He was dishonorably discharged for assaulting his superior.
Although his superior punched him because he had touched his girlfriend, the Gurkha group, where discipline and camaraderie are the most important, did not forgive Vikram.
Vikram decided to leave the mercenary corps and become a martial artist.
However, there was no MMA gym where he lived and there was only one boxing gym 50km away.
But 50km wasn’t that far for him.
Specifications of 201cm/118kg Wingspan of 218cm.
However, the most surprising thing was not the specifications, but the bizarre degree of cardiorespiratory endurance.
Maybe it’s because I’ve spent my whole life in an alpine area over 6,000m above sea level.
Vikram Rajvansi’s cardiorespiratory endurance easily surpassed that of ordinary heavyweight fighters.
In terms of simple cardiorespiratory endurance, it was at a similar level to featherweight and lightweight players.
The Chandler brothers, who started mass sparring on the ring, were also able to experience the frightening cardiorespiratory endurance.
His technical level was still poor, but his stamina was infinite.
The Chandler brothers also did not fall out anywhere with good stamina, but even when the two took turns in the ring, they were exhausted in front of Vikram’s overwhelming stamina.
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“What-!?”
In the end, Ben Chandler, who lost concentration, mismanaged his strength and fainted Vikram.
“I’m sorry, Rajbansi. Are you sick?”
“This is awesome. Are you going to teach me this exercise?”
“sure.”
“Can I make a lot of money?”
“of course.”
So Vikram took Dave White’s hand.
Soon, he was on the list of third contestants for “Beat the Cha Moo Gyeol”.
Dave White’s journey continued after that.
His next destination is the US mainland.
Coincidentally, in Philadelphia, the greatest lineman in Collegiate Football League history was destroying the league.
Jack Titan, a huge motor block that jumps 100 meters in 11 seconds with a 213 cm / 150 kg mass.
It seemed almost certain that he would be selected by the Philadelphia Eagles in the following year’s draft, but Dave White’s magic tricks him first.
“If you go to Titan NFL, you will make a lot of money.”
“I guess so.”
“But when you come to MMA, you will make more money.”
“And what if you get hurt?”
“Oh, are you afraid of getting hurt?”
“It’s scary. I am a delicate man.”
Jack Titan said that and tapped his log-like arm and shoulder.
“These are all muscles I grew because I didn’t want to get hurt.”
“What an unusual character!”
Dave White chuckled at him.
A guy who knocks down his opponent first because he doesn’t want to get sick.
Isn’t that a good fit for martial arts?
“I signed with the WFC. In just two years, you’ll be making as much money as you’ve played in the NFL all your life.”
“But if you get hurt…”
“Think about Titan. Are you sure you won’t get injured playing in the NFL?”
“Hmm.”
“Besides, unlike a football match that doesn’t end until the clock runs out, MMA’s over when you knock your opponent out.”
“oh…?”
“Isn’t it more appropriate to choose MMA instead?”
Jack Titan grinned as if he had been persuaded.
“Looking at it, you are right.”
Showing his white teeth, he shook hands with Dave White vigorously.
Jack Titan An NFL prospect with the strongest athletic nerves and a post-human body has joined as the fourth player in < Beat the car flawless >.
The fifth is Hawaii’s obese fighter ‘Fat Ron’.
He had a fairly fair body condition of 185cm/185kg.
What was surprising was that he was a boxer who knocked out opponents by moving dazzlingly in the ring, even with his massive body, which seemed to have a waistline larger than his height.
Ron was surprisingly flexible and agile, but the most notable thing was his abdominal strength.
Wearing a huge bulletproof vest made of fat, Ron had an invincible stomach that could not be destroyed by any body shot.
As soon as he saw Dave White, ‘Fat Ron’ smiled cheerfully and shook his hand.
“I’ve been waiting a long time Mr. Dave. Will WFC finally have unlimited pay?”
“It’s not like that.”
“Hey, what is it then? If you want me to lose 60kg and go to WFC…”
“That’s not true either. Your fat is beautiful. Isn’t that the secret of its strength?”
“Hehe, you know that too.”
Ron rubbed his stomach proudly and smiled.
Dave White tapped the ship and handed out the contract.
“I have more fun plans.”
“What are your plans?”
“In two years, you and I will have a match.”
“Oh oh car flawless? The car flawless I know?”
“of course.”
“I will! I’m a huge fan!”
‘Fat Ron’ joins the next member without much difficulty.
Then came Arnold Cohen, a heavyweight wrestler from a New Orleans prison.
Lee Cheong-il, who was a special bodyguard who guarded a family of Baekdu lineage in North Korea, joined in turn.
Finally, seven participants gathered together.
Mukyul, who came back after taking over heavyweight boxing, stood in front of them.
“How are you? They are gemstones collected from all over the world.”
“Hmm.”
Mugyeol slowly looked around them.
Dmitry Patrescu? A man of this crazy size actually exists.
Temujin Bachaikan This human is a visual that came out of a battlefield hundreds of years ago.
In the meantime, ‘Fat Ron’ was muttering to himself while sweating with a rather excited expression.
“Hey, the tea is flawless. It’s really flawless…”
“Hmm?”
“That car, Mr. Cha Moo-gyeol. Please take a picture with me later.”
“…yes, that’s right.”
“Oh oh!”
‘Fat Ron’ made a fuss, but Mugyeol instinctively figured out that he was not an easy opponent either.
That thick bulletproof vest surrounding the abdomen would not be able to be broken with a tolerable fist.
In other words, it is an opponent that cannot be affected by level changes.
So can you try grappling a 185kg opponent?
It is a new task that I have never thought of before.
Seeing the people Dave White had gathered, Mugyeol’s heart started beating.
Now, Moo Kyul can sort everything out, but what if these guys devote themselves to MMA training for two years?
If people with this level of physical and athletic ability master modern MMA perfectly, can I beat him?
Maybe two years from now it will be an impossible mountain to climb.
But ironically, that fact made Mugyeol’s heart beat faster.
Joel Khalid and Im Jin-soo, who were watching from the side, laughed with their mouths covered as if they were having fun.
“Ahh, perverted son of a bitch.”
“How can you like ssambakjil like that?”
After Dave White’s introduction to the contestants, Mugyeol walked around in front of him and shook hands in turn.
“Please take good care of me for two years.”
“yes.”
“Let’s do it well.”
“Pan! Been a long time fan! I’m happy!”
“Haha yes.”
After shaking hands with ‘Fat Ron’, it was the last time he held out his hand to Lee Chung-il.
However, Lee Chung-il did not hold his hand.
“Clean your hands.”
“…?”
“What the hell am I learning?”
Lee Chung-il continued to speak while glaring at Mugyeol with bloody eyes that could kill even a person.
“I have no work at this board.”
“…then why did you come here?”
“We have come to prove that our martial arts are stronger than those of the Western Amina.”
“How are you going to prove it?”
“Have you been otherwise?”
As soon as the words were concluded, Lee Chung-il quickly came out and extended his palm.
