Bullying is too good at martial arts (115)
“该死的!该死的-!”
(Damn it!)
After the press conference in Seoul, Haojun Li cursed at the SC Hotel room.
“I’m sorry, but be quiet…”
“Alright know the truth!”
(Okay, get off!)
Thanks to that, he had to be warned by the hotel, but Li Haojun’s anger did not cool down.
“Don’t get too excited in the enemy area. Our next tour is our hometown of Beijing, so let’s flatten that guy’s nose!”
“Fuck of course!”
The next tour destination is Beijing, the capital of China and the city where Li Haojun’s gym is located.
This time, it was Lee Hao-jun who wanted to make Mu-gyeol shut up, but Mu-gyeol was by no means an easy opponent.
It was Li Haojun who opened the attack first.
“Welcome to the altitude of 5,000 years of history. After staying in a hotel the size of your snot, I feel like I’m finally going to live in the capital of a great country. In the past, your ancestors used to come to this land as envoys and offer gifts. How do you feel about coming to Beijing after a long time? Aren’t you supposed to pay tribute to something?”
However, Mugyeol responded with a relaxed expression as if he had expected Li Haojun’s attack.
“Are you talking about history again? When are we going to talk about the fight? His ancestor, Taryeong, is my ancestor blocking my kicks?”
“!”
“What do you want to pay tribute to? I want to donate at least a gas mask to this city with my own money. Are you seriously breathing this kind of air?”
“…!”
In Beijing, it was Li Haojun who brought up the story of the city but could not even find a match.
Our next tour destination is Paris, France.
Again, it was Li Haojun who took the microphone first.
“In fact, I admit that Cha Moo-gyeol is a great fighter. He is building a successful career with four wins in WFC and 11 in MMA.”
Li Haojun, who started the interview with an unexpected compliment, soon showed his true colors.
“But you need to know this. For a long time, Korea has been like a vassal state of China. The essence of tea grown in that soil is no different from that of Chinese people. In other words, the fact that Cha Moo-gyeol became an excellent fighter is tantamount to China’s virtue.”
Some reporters even burst out laughing at the bottomless and endless argument.
Mugyeol also grabbed the microphone with an absurd expression.
“I am not surprised anymore. These days, Chinese people should have been talking nonsense like this for a day or two. Do you insist that hanbok and kimchi be fried, and that if you look just a little better, you’ll bake everything?”
Li Haojun opened his mouth to fight back, but Mugyeol quickly continued.
“Paris is also a country with many beautiful cultural heritages. But be careful. Sooner or later, the Chinese may insist that ‘the Eiffel Tower belongs to China!’ logic? reason? Could there be such a thing? ‘The shape of the Eiffel Tower is similar to the shape of a person in Chinese characters! So this is ours!’ Are you fucking crazy? But it’s actually happening.”
As Mugyeol continued to speak, Li Haojun’s face gradually turned purple.
“But I can understand. I understand a hundred times. It must be because of an inferiority complex that they cannot make themselves real. Fake food, fake cars, fake electronics… A country with a very natural talent for making fakes. All the journalists gathered here will know. If ‘Made in China’ is written under the item, wow! fuck! What a difference! Doesn’t it come out of cursing?”
Some of the reporters burst into laughter.
“But now it seems that China has even released a fake fighter. One spoonful of fighting skills, one spoonful of physicality, and a rip off the size of Chinese mulberry. Again, this is a bad product. Maybe everyone will know through this game. In any case, Chinese products are not to be trusted.”
“What-!?”
Li Haojun could not stand it, jumped up and cursed at him, but Mugyeol did not blink an eye.
“Ah, but among the ones made in China, there is only one thing that is fucking strong. COVID-19 wiped 2020 off the calendar entirely.”
“!”
“Yes, I admit that. One of these bastards’ viruses is the ones who make it with gintobaegi.”
“You fucking bastard–!!”
In the end, Li Haojun, who couldn’t stand it, rushed toward integrity, but WFC’s bodyguards quickly stopped him, unlike RCF.
[WFC 390 Over-the-Counter Match begins with Cha Mu-gyeol’s complete victory!]
[Cha Mu-gyeol Lee Hao-joon, who has no one to beat him, goes back to an attempt at an angry melee.] [
WFC 390 PPV sales skyrocketed thanks to the box office success of the press conference!
] After every weekend press conference, the headlines announced an undefeated winning streak.
In the end, Haojun Lee could not be found in New York, the venue for the next tour.
WFC President Dave White briefly explained Haojun Li’s absence.
“Lee Haojun announced that he could not attend the press conference due to poor physical condition. But the match schedule will remain the same.”
It was a flawless loss of an opponent for Trash Talk, but even in the absence of Li Haojun, his microphone blew fire.
“Out of condition? It seems to me that the reason for Li Haojun’s absence is one of two things. Like the first Made in China, it broke down. Maybe there will be fake fake fighters that replicate fake fighters in the arena.”
“Puhaha-.”
“Or he might have been arrested by the police because a volley at a press conference became a popular YouTube video. As you all know, you can’t watch YouTube in China, right? I’m sorry about this, so I’ll have to go to a visit.”
“Puhahaha-.”
When Li Haojun was not present, the reporters burst into laughter without hesitation.
In the end, Haojun Li withdrew from the rest of the tour schedule and hid in a gym in his home country.
Even Chairman Dave White criticized this uncooperative attitude.
“I may not attend the press conference due to poor health. But what if it repeats three or four times? It is also difficult from the point of view of the group. If the condition is not good enough, the match should be canceled, but the match is still refused. I don’t know how to take this. It’s really strange that I’m not feeling well on the day of the press conference, or it’s because I’m afraid to stand at the press conference.”
However, the North American public responded that Haojun Lee was understood.
[Honestly, even if you’re like me, I don’t think you’d want to hold a press conference with Mugyeol]
[Monster bird spouting capsaicin solution from your mouth]
[Has anyone made a profit from trash talk with Mugyeol so far?]
[Every word you say is like a gem]
[ Now, Li Haojun’s eerie? I think the Octagon name will be solidified as a ‘fake fighter’]
[But isn’t it better than ‘LEEVID-19′?]
[Fuhahahahaha, Livid-19 has crossed the line]
[Now, until the press conference, you’ll just train at a gym in China, right?]
[ Maybe Mugyeol is nailing a straw doll with his name written on it]
Netizens’ predictions were only half right.
I didn’t curse to drive nails into the straw doll, but it was because all the punching bags in Li Haojun’s gym had a picture of innocence attached.
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!”
Li Haojun intensively punched the flawless face hundreds of times a day.
Ahead of the match, his stress levels were at their peak.
Mugyeol was clearly different from the Koreans he had encountered so far.
Even when the word ‘subject of a small country’ was used, instead of getting angry, he smiled smirkingly and counterattacked with even fiercer words.
I thought these words were absurd, but Li Haojun did not have the quickness to respond to the bombardment of sentences pouring in in real time.
“Damn it, I would have said that then-!”
I came up with a good attack method belatedly, but it was already after the press conference was over.
In the end, all Haojun Li could do was beat up the poor punching bag.
The problem was that no matter how much I beat the paper face, the stress wouldn’t go away.
“Calm down Lee. Let’s find a way to win.”
“Damn it now, something new…”
“I’m not trying to do something new.”
“Then what are you talking about?”
“I’m just going to close my eyes and write a shortcut.”
“Shortcut…?”
“okay. listen carefully.”
Li Haojun’s eyes twinkled at the word expedient.
* * *
The weight loss started two weeks before the match.
At first, I lost weight with a plan of more than a month, but now the period is much shorter.
Thanks to that, the period of hiring Juvis coaches has also been shortened.
Coach Juvis was satisfied that the weight loss was proceeding smoothly.
“great. It seems that she has adapted to losing more than 10kg now.”
“It’s already the fifth game.”
“Aren’t you interested in a new sap pack, anyway?”
Mugyeol shook his head resolutely at Juvis’ words.
Newly released VV sap pack after the ban on IV packs.
When a heavyweight player uses a VV sap pack, it is an item that has recently been circulating like a trend among heavyweight players because it can regain more than 10kg.
“Hmm, okay? Perhaps Li Haojun will use it 100%.”
“Because he’s going to stay at middleweight for the rest of his life.”
“….”
“For me middleweight is just a passing point. I am losing weight right now, but in the future I have to go through the process of increasing my usual weight.”
“If you want to compete in a higher weight class, you have to do that, right?”
“Thinking back then, it wouldn’t be good to have a large re-gain range.”
Coach Juvis nodded at the words of no-gyeol.
Enlarging the regain may be advantageous for the game right away, but it is an action that eats away at body functions in the long run.
If you go up to a higher weight class after repeating a large regain, your skills and durability may drop terribly.
“Cha Mu-gyeol is amazing in many ways.”
“No big deal. I can win without using it, so I just don’t use it.”
“So that’s what makes it great.”
Mugyeol easily lost weight to 85kg and headed to the gym.
Heading to the weigh-in area, Coach Juvis laid out some expedients that Haojun Lee could use.
“First of all, VV will be used almost unconditionally, and it may intentionally fail the weigh-in.”
“Are you deliberately not putting on weight?”
“yes. The only way the event company can cancel the match is from an 8-pound (approximately 1.8 kg) over, so it’s just a narrow enough weight to not be forced to cancel.”
“But if you do that, you won’t get the fight money.”
“But if you win, you’ll get a title shot, right?”
“Hmm.”
“If you judge that Unfinished is a more demanding opponent than champion Israel Adebayo, such an expedient is possible.”
It’s a weigh-in method.
“Well, it’s not impossible since they’re good at cheating.”
“Haha, right?”
After talking with Juvis, the vehicle arrived at the weighing grounds right away.
It was the flawless side that got on the scale first.
A majestic skeletal body well dried to moisture.
“Pass the 85kg limit!”
“Wow, ah ah.”
Mugyeol went off the scale with cheers, and then it was Li Haojun’s turn.
Standing in front of the scale with a mean smile, Li Haojun suddenly started doing absurd things.
“What is that…?”
