Episode 587
I can’t stand the bullshit!
Other people’s misfortune is my happiness.
And other people’s misfortune is my luck.
Between the happiness and unhappiness that comes from eating and being eaten like that.
What does this mean…
“Fuhuhuhu. “Take a picture!”
The lucky being who was drawn to Yuren’s misfortune met Theo and took a roller coaster-like descent, becoming very unhappy and saying,
“Oh! looks delicious!”
Agoni meant that there was more to eat.
Hold.
In particular, the moment it was stamped by Theo, it became twice as delicious.
“die!”
“oh. “I’m one of you too…”
Sejun tried to attack the Black Lizardman who was attacking him, but
he was beaten!
bang!
Kueng handled it first.
“Um…thank you Kueng.”
Kuhehehe. Kueng!
[Hehehe. Kueng protects Dad!]
Currently, Sejun and his party were attacking Fort Redin, where Ulkan, the leader of the Black Shield, was located.
When Sejun and his companions entered the fortress, overpowering the soldiers guarding Fortress Redin, they
asked, “Who dared to invade this place without fear?!”
A huge black lizard man appeared. It was Ulkan, the leader of Black Shield.
“Fuhuhuhu. If you ask who this body is, it is natural for you to answer! “This body is the right arm of the great hybrid Chairman Park…”
Theo excitedly introduces himself in response to Ulkan’s question.
“noisy!”
Ulkan attacked Theo and tried to interrupt him, but he said,
“Nyan! Listen until the end! “The target of the deadly dragon claw hybrid golden cat, Bakteodanyanang!”
Fuhehehe. I’m done introducing myself!
Theo finished his self-introduction, dodging the attack.
And
puck.
I hit Ulkan on the back of the head and knocked him out.
As the Lizard Kingdom’s rebellion ended before it even began,
“Fuhuhuhu.”
Hold.
Theo smiled and stamped the back of Ulcan’s head and searched the body.
But
“Nyan?”
There was no money in Ulkan’s arms.
If it’s not here, it’s somewhere else!
“Nyaan….”
Theo stretched out his front paw and concentrated,
“Fuhuhuhu.” “I can feel the attraction from Chairman Park’s side!”
“okay?”
I guided Sejun to a place where he felt attracted.
Where Sejun arrived, guided by Theo, there was a huge room.
There was a desk and bookshelf where one could work, and several boxes of money were piled up in the corner of the room.
It was Ulkan’s room.
“oh. Let’s get it quickly!”
“Fuhuhuhu. “I understand!”
Kueng!
Whip!
The group moved the money in the box to the subspace warehouse.
After a while.
“Nyan…there’s less money than I thought…”
Theo looked disappointed after checking the amount that came out of the box.
The total amount that came out of the money box was 5 trillion Topcoin.
Since he stole 17 trillion top coins from the vice-leader, the leader thought he would have more money, but the amount was much less than expected.
At that time, kihihihi. whing!
[Hehe. Butler! We picked up the trash and put it in the trash can!]
Blacky reported to Sejun the good deed they had done.
I don’t know why I clean other people’s rooms, but
I say, “Okay. good job. Now I just need to do two more good things.”
Sejun first praised.
And
kihihihi.
Sejun’s praise made the Kamangi family dance. Let
‘s take all the money like that
. Hee hee hee!
[Hehe. Butler! Give him a name too!]
Mororong.
The black man pointed at Agony, who was sleeping on Yuren’s head, feasting on misfortune with his paws.
Now that we have become part of the Sejun family, we need a new name.
“name?”
Excited. Excited.
The Kamangi family looked at Sejun with anticipation to see what name he would name.
Burning! Burning!
I, the youngest, escaped?!
In particular, Kbulto looked at Sejun with eyes full of anticipation, but it was just kimchi soup.
Because the Kkamangi family will no longer grow after Kkabulto.
“hmm.”
A sand demon that has two hands and a mouth, feeds on misfortune, and is a sand demon…
Sejun thought about the name, pulling out the characteristics of the sleeping Agoni.
Opening of Sejun Nammyeongseo.
It’s a sand evil spirit that preys on misfortune, so it’s a fire spirit?
Since there is only a mouth and two hands, mouth-hand-two?
Sejun was worried like that.
Would it have any effect if I changed the name to fairy instead of evil spirit?
One question arose.
Changes in features. It was an attempt that had never been attempted before.
“Then…”
Poyo is a sand fairy that preys on misfortune.
“I’ll take Poyo.”
When Sejun decided on a name,
he whimpered…
[I guess the butler is not in a good mood today…]
“It could be because of us…”
Kkuk! Kkuk!
[that’s right! Because I was so shocked earlier!]
The disappointed Black Family began to look for other good things to do, saying that they understood Sejun.
And
[Talent: The Namer effect is activated.]
[The name Poyo has a special effect.]
[<Bloodline: Sand Fairy that Eats Misfortune> is given.]
The name Poyo has a special effect and it preys on misfortune. Agoni, a sand evil spirit, was reborn as Poyo, a sand fairy who eats misfortune.
I didn’t ask about the bloodline option because Poyo was sleeping, but it seemed like it wouldn’t be much different from her existing abilities.
When Sejun’s naming was finished,
“I’m sorry, Sejun. “We are too late.”
Xerath arrived with 1000 mercenaries.
“no. I arrived on time. Here’s the seal.”
Sejun handed over the Lizard Kingdom’s signet ring to Xerath.
Before leaving for Fort Redin, Sejun had the messenger bird Piyoti contact Xeras, and
Xeras hurried over with mercenaries regularly hired by the Wandering Merchants Association.
“Then I’ll ask you to clean up here.”
“yes. “The bounty will be settled and sent to you as soon as this place is cleaned up.”
“huh. Good luck then.”
Sejun left Xeras to take care of the cleanup and moved to the waypoint.
I was planning to take a waypoint and move to the 63rd floor of the tower.
That’s the way to go to the waypoint.
“Stop right there pig!”
30 lurking Black Lizardmen blocked Sejun’s path.
Yuren was chosen by the robbers again today.
The Black Lizardmen originally planned to quietly return to Fortress Ledin by receiving military funds from outside, but
“Huh?!” “This is Yuren, who is subject to protection!”
I can’t stand the bullshit!
I was drawn to Yuren’s misfortune like a moth to fire.
Yuren, an unhappy rich man with an inexhaustible fountain of misfortune. Yuren’s misfortune was already recovering.
“Fuhuhuhu. Chairman Park, these guys have a lot of money!”
Thanks to this, the 30 trillion won in military funds, Topcoin, passed through Theo’s steps and came into Sejun’s hands.
“Fuhuhuhu. “Now there are 44 trillion Top Coins left!”
Theo, who has already reached more than half of the 100 trillion Top Coins needed to complete the job quest, is happy and says,
“Fuhuhu. Yuren, thank you for your hard work!”
“Uhehehe. thank you But what did I do right?”
“Fuhuhuhu. There is none! “I just did a good job!”
He praised Yuren, who had done nothing.
After a while.
He had Toryong send the Black Lizardmen to Fortress Redin, and when Sejun and the group arrived at the waypoint on the 65th floor of the tower, a thud.
“welcome!”
The Giant Lizardman, the boss on the 65th floor of the tower, who must have already heard the rumor, immediately bowed and greeted Sejun and his companions.
“Nyan…”
Theo lowered his front paw in disappointment at the boss monster’s reaction.
And
Chuck.
[The waypoint on the 65th floor of the Black Tower has been saved.]
As soon as Sejun registered the waypoint, he said,
“Fuhuhu. Chairman Park, I’ll see you later!”
Clap.
The group went into the subspace warehouse on their own
and murmured.
Sejun disappeared using the land document on the 63rd floor of the tower.
***
Outskirts of Destruction.
“Shoot!”
Kuoooo!
Thousands of great dragons excitedly fired their breaths toward the energy of destruction spreading across the outskirts of the ruins, eliminating it.
The reason is
clink.
“Collection.”
Because of Topcoin.
Nowadays, Jormungand, who guards the outskirts of destruction, has disappeared, and the great dragons have been able to earn Top Coins to their heart’s content, and
the era of great shopping for great dragons has begun by buying enough of what they need at the Dragon Market.
Thanks to this, the life patterns of the great dragons, which used to be lazy, have changed significantly these days and are leading very regular lives.
He goes to work on the outskirts of Destruction early in the morning to earn Top Coins, and around noon, he visits Eileen at the Black Tower to purchase Sejun’s alcohol and crops and returns home.
“good. Should we stop here today?”
“okay.”
“Then let’s go to Yongyong Market now!”
Once the great dragons had earned the necessary amount of Top Coins, they quickly flew to the Black Tower.
And
boom. boom.
“The line is long today too.”
He stood behind the great dragons who had already arrived and lined up and waited for his turn.
“Aileen, can you please give me three bottles of watermelon wine and 100 spiritual power garlic cloves?”
“yes! wait a minute! “3 bottles of Ace watermelon wine and 100 pieces of meat!”
“yes! sister!”
There were so many customers that Eileen alone was not enough, so Ace was also brought in as a part-time worker at Yongyong Market to help Eileen.
The reward was an hour of playing with Sejun for every hour of help, so Ace worked hard without making a fuss.
“Could you give me 5 bottles of Sylvia lemon wine and 100 heads of Wind Cabbage?”
In addition, other hatchlings sometimes came to Yongyong Market to help Eirin.
When I was done, I was able to play with Eileen and say,
“Yes! But what about Sylvia’s snacks?! “Sylvia wants to eat cherry tomato juice!”
“okay. “Then add another drink.”
“Hehehe. yes!”
I was able to steal a lot of snacks from the adult dragons.
As the great dragons joined in eliminating the energy of destruction spreading around the Black Moon,
they, along with the 10th Top 11 Level World Earthworm, were gradually blocking the Black Moon without their knowledge.
***
[Arrived at the 63rd floor of the Black Tower.]
‘Where are we?’
When Sejun looked around, he saw tall trees.
What tree is it?
When Sejun’s gaze follows the tree upwards,
pop!
[You were attacked.]
[You are invincible.]
[You do not take damage.]
“Ugh.”
Sejun groaned after being hit by something that fell from the sky.
“what?!”
He confirmed that Sejun had hit his head and fell to the ground.
“uh?! “Is this a coconut?!”
When Sejun checked what hit him on the head, he said,
“Fuhuhu. Great…nyang?! Why is Chairman Park’s face rotten again?!”
Theo, who was excitedly opening the sub-space warehouse, found Sejun frowning and covering his head, and
squeezed.
First aid was urgently administered. On the face.
Meanwhile, the coconuts kept running out, but
kueng!
Kueng caught the falling coconut with telekinesis.
Sejun grabbed a coconut and said, “Guys, you make a hole like this and drink it.”
width.
Gulp. Gulp. Gulp.
He showed a demonstration of making a hole in a coconut with his finger, then putting his mouth into the hole and drinking coconut water.
Now, Sejun had the strength to easily pierce a coconut with his fingers.
Sigh. Sigh.
Sejun drilled a hole in a coconut and handed it out to the group, one by one, so they could taste the coconut
. Kuhehehe. Kueng!
[Hehehe. It’s sweet!]
Kihihihi!Quip!Quip!
[Hehe. Butler! delicious! Great Kamangi, now I want to drink only this instead of water!]
“Uhehehe. it is delicious!”
Kuengi Kamangi Family Yuren really liked it, but Theo and Piyoti didn’t show much interest this time either.
Damn it.
“Now that you’ve finished eating, cut it in half. Then do you see the white flesh inside? “You eat this too.”
When Sejun demonstrates eating the flesh of a coconut,
a thud.
A coconut that fell to the ground, shaking the ground.
Just.just.
no. A coconut crab approaches, threatening Sejun with its tongs.
Thump, thump.
Then, coconut crabs continued to fall from the coconut trees.
When the coconut falling attack didn’t work, he showed up to solve the problem himself.
[Quest occurs.]
[Quest: Kill the coconut crabs that are plundering the coconuts of the coconut farm and regain the rights to the land.]
Reward: Recognized as the rightful owner of the 63rd floor of the Black Tower.
At the same time, a land document quest appeared in front of Sejun.
“Hehehe. By the way, it’s time for dinner.”
Sejun whetted his appetite as he watched the approaching coconut crabs.
And
“Mohehe.” looks delicious.”
Poyo also got a taste for the misfortune he felt from the coconut crabs.
