Episode 367 Fuhehehe. A fart like this can’t overcome the smell of Chairman Park’s poop!
Episode 367 Fuhehehe. A fart like this can’t overcome the smell of Chairman Park’s poop!
Black Tower 40th floor.
A black pig set foot on a sword farm.
But there was no one on the farm. I carefully looked at the place where the weasels normally stay, but there was no one there either.
“Hmm… are the rumors true? Yuren took money from ‘Tolt and the Children’ and turned them into slaves…”
It was an incredible rumor, so I came to check it out, but after seeing the scene, I thought it might be true.
“If Yuren had received 100 billion Top Coins from Tolt, the remaining money would be…”
49.9 trillion Topcoin.
Originally, Yuren was just a pig born into a very wealthy family.
From a young age, Yuren showed the potential to become a wealthy person and easily lent money to others or was scammed, and the amount of money gradually increased.
Before we knew it, the amount lent and defrauded by Yuren had exceeded 1 trillion Top Coins.
Then, the family elders visited Yuren’s father Yuto every day and complained that Yuren should not be left like this.
Considering the family’s wealth, it was an insignificant amount, but it was an operation to build a justification to take over the position of the next head of the family.
However, Yuto also thought that Yuren should not be left like this for the sake of Yuren’s future.
“I speak as the head of the Damon family. “Don’t even think about coming home until I get back all the money I was scammed from lending you.”
So, pretending to comply with the elders’ demands, he kicked Yuren out with his bare body. By the command of the solemn head of the family.
I thought that if my son worked hard, he would learn the value of money and his personality would weaken.
Of course, I did not expect to receive all 1 trillion Top Coins.
If Yuren received about 100 billion Top Coins, he planned to persuade the elders and let them come into the house pretending that he could not win.
Of course, it would be difficult for Yuren alone, so he was prepared to send someone to help him along the way.
But something happened that Yuto didn’t expect.
A talent that can turn the weight of Yuren’s food into gold: the flowering of Madas’s hand.
Thanks to this, Yu Ren exploded his power with an overflow of money, and instead of receiving money, he lent more money and was defrauded.
Even though he wanted to help, he quickly became rude and it was difficult to get close to Yuren because of his unhappiness.
It’s been 10 years since Yuren was kicked out of his home.
Yuren was given the false name of being a target, and the amount of money he had to collect to return home had increased to 50 trillion Top Coins.
Thanks to this, whenever he heard that Yuren had lent money to someone or had been scammed, Yuto would regret his decision and lie down sick.
So recently, I was making sure that rumors about Yuren did not reach Yuto’s ears.
And she was a tracker hired by Yuren’s mother, Hamie, to hear news about Yuren without her husband knowing.
“That brat boy is finally getting his money… Hamie must be happy.”
Black Pig Dave hurried to find Hamie with the information he had obtained.
So, when Dave brought Yuren’s good news to Hamie,
“A ton of gold was buried!”
Yuren, who was experiencing a new scam, planted a ton of gold under the jujube tree as told by Gray Skunk Siron and then shouted.
“great. But since the tree only produces gold when it is alone, I will leave and come back tomorrow morning. “I’m just going down and pruning so that the gold can grow well.”
From anyone’s perspective, it was a shallow move to take a ton of gold buried on the ground if Yuren was away.
“all right. Let’s go, Theo. tomorrow morning···.”
Yuren answered as Siron said and called out Theo.
At that time,
“Fuhuhuhu. “That’s it!”
Ok.
After Yuren was clearly defrauded, Theo, who had finished calculating the fee, did three mid-air rotations on the jujube tree and landed with a spectacular hero landing.
Pyo!
Ok.
Piyote followed Theo and landed in the hero landing position.
“Fuhuhuhu. Yuren, now half of that gold is mine!”
Theo, who landed splendidly, pointed to the place where the gold was buried and said to Yuren in a confident voice,
“Huh? why?”
Yuren asked with a blank expression.
“Fuhuhuhu. Because Yuren was scammed again! “Half the gold is a 5 to 5 fee!”
“I..it’s not a scam….”
Snap
“Come to your senses! This is a jujube tree! “The gold cannot be opened!”
Theo shouted, slapping Yuren on the cheek.
“Ah… I see! “There’s gold on the jujube tree… Have I been scammed?”
Yuren still doubts whether he was scammed.
“Fuhuhuhu. That’s right! “Yuren was scammed!”
So, when Theo tells Yu-ren that he was scammed, he says,
“Hey! Bad luck! “I’m almost there!!!”
Siron quickly began to run away when Theo appeared, who was interfering with his morale.
His running skills are unusual, as he must have run away a lot. Siron quickly moved away.
“Fuhuhuhu. I can’t run away from Vice President Te! “Piyo, let’s go!”
Theo finished speaking and disappeared from the spot.
And the place it appeared was right next to Siron.
“Fuhuhuhu. “Gotcha!”
Thump.
Theo said, grabbing Shiron by the neck as he ran away. It was Theo’s fast-moving new technology, ‘Nyanbo’.
“profit! “Eat this!”
Siron, a gray skunk who was grabbed by the scruff of the neck by Theo, used his escape technique and gave strength to his buttocks.
Then
boo!
A brown fart was released from Siron’s butt.
‘Kkkkkk. ‘This is a stench that no one can overcome!’
Siron immediately smiled bitterly, imagining Theo’s face as he cried out in agony from the pain of the stench.
But
“Puh-hu-huh.”
Theo, who took the brunt of Siron’s fart, was smiling with a peaceful face.
“Huh…how?!”
Siron was shocked to see Theo not having any luck with his escape strategy. Is there something wrong with my farts?
When Siron was wondering if his fart smell was weak,
he cried!!!!
Piyot, who was following Theo, quickly walked away while spitting harsh curses. As expected, there was no problem with his own farts.
Then… it was clear that that guy had no sense of smell. Otherwise, it didn’t make sense to endure one’s own farts.
No luck. I couldn’t believe I got caught by a guy with no sense of smell. It was the worst match.
“Fuhuhuhu. “A fart like this can’t overcome the smell of Chairman Park’s poop!”
However, Theo spoke as if scolding Siron, asking how he could smell something like that.
To Theo, who had endured a lot of Sejun’s poop smell in order to stay by Sejun’s side, this much poop fart was nothing.
“what?! “It smells worse than my farts?!”
While Siron, who was proud of his own odor production, looked in disbelief at Theo’s words,
“Nyan!”
When Theo stretched out his front paws towards the sky, a dragon fist wind rose and the stench flew into the sky and disappeared.
Pyo!
[Theo, here!] When
the bad smell disappeared, Piyot flew over and delivered the slave contract to Theo and said,
“Fuhuhuhu. “Take a picture!”
Theo received Siron’s foot stamp and arrested the fraudster Siron.
“Fuhuhuhu. As expected, Chairman Park is amazing!”
Theo, who easily caught Shiron thanks to Sejun’s poop smell, praised Sejun.
Sejun won a mysterious victory against Siron. But I thought it would be better not to know that I won.
“Fuhuhuhu. Yuren, this time it’s 0.5 ton of gold and 150 billion Top Coins!
“yes! “I’ll give it to you!”
When Yuren took out the money and finished the settlement, he said,
“What kind of guy is next?!” “Guide me!”
Theo, who was excited after making money, urged Yuren.
“yes!”
At Theo’s urging, Yuren took the lead and started walking.
Yuren’s next destination was originally the 31st floor of the tower.
He was planning to go catch the fraudster who sold him an ineffective stone for 50 billion Top Coins as a talisman to avoid being scammed.
However, Yuren gained courage after seeing Theo’s ability to collect money.
‘If you are Theo, you can get money from these guys!’
So I almost gave up on getting the money and decided to go find the people I had blacklisted.
‘Maybe I can go home now!’
Yuren smiled brightly and guided Theo and said,
‘Fuhuhu.’ I’m going to make more money and monopolize Chairman Park’s lap!’
Theo, who was excited about earning money and having Sejun’s lap all to himself for a long time, followed suit with a bright expression.
‘Peuhuuuu. Theo is smiling! It’s clear that you like my helper!’
Thanks to this, Piyo was able to smile brightly.
***
Black Tower 99th floor.
Sejun takes a long nap after taking a bath and drinking banana milk.
“transit.”
[25,000 fresh life mugworts and 20,000 green magic mugworts have arrived.]
Consume 8 million top coins to get mugwort from the green tower and say,
“Let’s squeeze it.”
Kueng!
[I understand!]
Bye!
[I want to do it too!]
Kueng made mugwort juice with black rabbit.
After making 2.5 liters of Life Mugwort Juice and 2 liters of Magic Mugwort Juice,
“Okay. “Keep it and use it in case of danger.”
Kueng gave the black rabbit 10 bottles of Life Mugwort Juice Potion and Magic Mugwort Juice Potion, which were 17ml of mugwort juice mixed with a little water to make it easier to drink.
As Kuengi’s juice-squeezing skills improved, he was now able to recover 6% of his vitality and magic per 1ml of mugwort juice.
After giving them the mugwort juice potion, Sejun kneaded the rice powder with the mugwort juice solution.
Since mushroom ants cannot drink mugwort juice potions in glass bottles, they decided to make mugwort juice into pills to make them easier to swallow.
When the dough, which turned red and blue with the mugwort juice of life and the mugwort juice of magic, was kneaded into an easy-to-eat size,
[I achieved the achievement of making the mugwort pill of life for the first time in the tower.]
···
..
.
[Achieved the achievement of making the magic mugwort pill for the first time in the tower.]
···
..
.
A cooking achievement message appeared. The effect of the ingredients increased due to the cooking effect, and the effect of the mugwort pill contained in the mugwort also improved.
“Use it when it’s dangerous.”
Wow! Let
‘s distribute a total of 2,000 mugwort pills of two types to the representatives of the mushroom ants
.
‘hey! please give me too!’
Fenrir sits gently in front of Sejun and barks for him too.
“Can you give me a black one too?”
Whip!
‘Give it to me!’
“okay.”
When Sejun gave him a mugwort pill to feed to Fenrir later,
he said, Wow!
Whip! Whip!
‘This is useless! ‘I can’t eat it!’
Feeling the bitter taste, Fenrir spat out the mugwort pill and barked fiercely. I couldn’t bear even the slightest bitterness.
“Hehe. After all, you are young and don’t know the bitterness of life.”
After laughing at Fenrir, the oldest Apostle of Destruction who couldn’t eat what Sejun wrote, he put a dried sweet potato in Fenrir’s mouth.
Salt, salt, salt.
Hee hee hee hee!
‘Hehe. Of course, the yellow and chewy one is the most delicious!’
While Fenrir was enjoying the dried sweet potatoes, Sejun prepared dinner.
For dinner, we made dumplings by mixing rice flour with mugwort powder made from mugwort juice.
After a while, Sejun put three mugwort dumplings on a skewer, piled them on a plate, and took them to the table.
Next to the plate, there was a bowl filled with soybean powder and honey so you could dip whatever you wanted.
When dinner preparations were finished,
“Summon Ajax.” “Summon Veronica.”
I summoned Ajax and Veronica, who insisted that we must eat dinner at the Black Tower.
and
“Let’s have dinner, kids!”
I called my group and had dinner together.
Kueng!
[It’s so delicious!]
“As expected, you’re Sejun’s older brother!”
“that’s right! Sejun’s cooking is the best!”
“okay. Eat a lot.”
[The pouring praise fills the soul.]
[Spirit increases by 1.]
‘Hehehe.’
When Sejun reads the message and recommends more food to the group,
whine!
‘I want to take some too!’
Fenrir put the dango he was holding in his mouth into the bowl filled with honey.
Of course, the dango sank and Fenrir put his face into the bowl and took out his own dango. As a result, the fur around the mouth was covered in honey.
Hee hee hee hee!
‘Hehe. it’s good!’
Fenrir said he liked it and licked the salty honey off his face.
At that time,
“Kamang needs to take a bath.”
When Sejun looked at Fenrir, who had turned into a beggar in a moment, he said,
‘I don’t like it! ‘You did it before!’
‘Bath’ is one of the few words that Fenrir understands. Fenrir quietly buried his face between the dumpling skewers and hid himself.
Hee hee hee hee!
‘Hehe. ‘I won’t get caught this time!’
This time, Fenrir was confident as he completely covered his eyes and ears when hiding, but said,
“Hehehe. Is the black guy hiding here?”
Sejun grabbed him by the neck and dragged him to the bathroom.
Whining?
‘I’m sure I hid well, but why do I keep getting caught?’
Even today, Fenrir was feeling unfair and couldn’t understand why he was caught.
