Episode 316 It’s not me!
Episode 316 It’s not me!
[Arrived at the farm on the 70th floor of the Black Tower.]
[I moved from the 99th floor, the highest floor, to the 70th floor of the tower.]
[I went down 29 floors.]
[All stats increase by 29 due to the effect of <Tinnitus: Retrograde> .]
Sejun arrived on the 70th floor of the tower.
“town!”
I hurriedly covered my nose and looked around at the foul stench around me. Why does it smell like poop?
And
“Huh? “This is…”
Sejun’s eyes caught the sight of ginkgo trees dyed bright yellow. This place used to be a ginkgo tree farm.
“Then what is this smell…?”
When Sejun looked at the floor, he saw countless ginkgo nuts that had fallen on the floor.
“Hehehe. looks delicious.”
This is another delicacy if you peel the skin and roast the seeds inside.
“I need to call the kids quickly.”
When Sejun hurriedly tries to open the subspace warehouse,
[a quest occurs.]
[Quest: The farm is so poorly managed that the farm smells bad. Collect all ginkgo fruits that have fallen to the ground to remove odor.]
Reward: Recognized as the rightful owner of the farm on the 70th floor of Black Tower
. “That’s good.”
Sejun said with a smile after seeing the quest. I tried to pick it all up anyway.
And then
it clicked.
“Guys, come out.”
Sejun opened the subspace warehouse and called the group.
But
hit it!
The door closes again.
“what?”
Clap.
When Sejun opened the door to the subspace warehouse again, he said,
“Cover your nose with this!” “It looks like Chairman Park pooped!”
Kueng! Kueng!
[The smell of poop coming from Dad’s body is so terrible!]
“No matter how much I like Sejun hyung, I have to stay away from him for a while.”
Pyo!
[Theo! Give it to me too!]
Whip?!
‘What did you eat?!’
I saw my companions hastily covering their noses with the green onions that Theo gave them. These!
“It’s not me!”
Sejun gets angry at his companions who misunderstand him.
“It comes from here!”
Deep.
Since the flesh of the ginkgo fruit should not be touched with bare hands, Sejun stabbed one of the ginkgo fruits with McGee’s dagger brought by Theo and showed it to them.
Thanks to showing the real culprit, a ginkgo fruit with a coppery smell, Sejun was freed from the misunderstanding that he had pooped.
The misunderstanding was resolved, but the group with their noses blocked by green onions did not come out.
Because I don’t want to step on smelly ginkgo nuts.
There was another reason why I didn’t want to go out there.
Kuhehehe. Kueng!
[Hehehe. It’s delicious!]
“Huh. it’s good.”
Whip! Whip!
‘There’s a lot to eat! ‘I’m not leaving here!’
Kuengi Ajax Kamangi is sitting on the floor and eating dried roasted sweet potatoes that Sejun made.
“Kueng, please bring here the fruits of the Ajax ginkgo.”
Sejun opened the mouth of the leather bag and said to the two.
Sejun also doesn’t want to touch the ginkgo fruit.
So I asked Kuengi and Ajax, who can use telekinesis and magic.
Kueng! Kueng!
[I understand! It comes to mind!]
“Yes! Levitation!”
At Sejun’s request, Kkueng and Ajax chewed dried gummies, floated ginkgo nuts, and put them into their leather pouches.
It was a huge amount, but there were endless leather pouches.
A leather bag that holds the money that the dragons give when they give money to Sejun.
It had the magic of expanding space and lightening, so Sejun was using it to store crops.
1 hour later
[100,231 ginkgo fruits that had fallen on the ginkgo tree farm were collected cleanly.]
[Quest completed.] [
Recognized as the rightful owner of the 70th floor ginkgo land document of the tower.]
[Land document’s skill: Farm Information Lv. Max is activated.]
The quest was completed by putting all the fruits that fell on the ginkgo tree farm into a leather bag.
When the land document quest was over,
“Now I have to go find chestnut sweet potatoes.”
Sejun decided to find chestnut sweet potatoes, which was his original goal.
“First, you guys, look for what’s around you.”
Kueng, who can fly in the sky, asked Sejun to scout Ajax Piyoti.
While the three were scouting the surroundings,
Tuk.
Sejun took out a leather bag containing ginkgo nuts and a pair of brown gloves from the subspace warehouse.
[Poison Gloves]
Gloves made of specially treated leather for use when handling poison.
You will not be poisoned even if you touch poisons of class B or lower.
Usage restrictions: Lv. 30 or more Horsepower 100 or more
Producer: Leather Craftsman Wilson
Grade: B+
Gloves are one of the items stolen from the black market brought by Theo.
Chuck, Chuck.
Sejun put on protective gloves and started pulling out the seeds of the ginkgo fruit. Hehehe. I have to bake it and eat it.
When Sejun took the seeds out of the ginkgo fruit
, [Ginkgo seeds were obtained.]
[Job experience increases slightly.]
[Grasping Lv. The skill level of 8 increases slightly.]
[You must use the Harvest skill 633,716 more times to complete the job quest.]
The message that appears.
“ah. “This is also seed seed.”
I was so busy thinking about roasting and eating ginkgo nuts that I completely forgot about it.
“Killing two birds with one stone.” “Heungheungheung.”
Thanks to this, Sejun even hummed a song and diligently opened the bank.
At that time
(ugh!)
the golden bat, which had been holding its breath for over an hour to avoid smelling the bank, appeared, breathing heavily.
I was out of breath and was out of hiding.
“uh?! Was the golden bat there?!”
Sejun was surprised to find a golden bat suddenly appearing from his side.
I thought he was hiding somewhere, but he was on the side? I didn’t feel it at all.
(Gasp. Gas. Yes…)
“Fuhuhuhu. Even the golden bat needs to get this quickly!”
Theo made a nose plug out of green onions and handed it to the golden bat.
(Batbat. Thank you.)
The golden bat plugged its nose with the green onion nose plug that Theo made.
After some time passes,
it slowly disappears.
A golden bat naturally goes into hiding again. Hiding was more convenient for the golden bat.
However, since the green onion was not the golden bat’s body, it looked as it was, and
‘It’s on the leg’
‘It’s on Theo’s back now.’
Sejun was able to find out where the golden bat was hiding.
While I was peeling open the ginkgo nuts, looking for where the golden bat was hiding,
I heard!
[Dad, there’s a forest and a waypoint over there!]
“Sejun, there’s a rocky mountain over there!”
Pyo!
[Sejun, there is a lake over there!]
The three who had scouted returned. It’s a lake on a rocky mountain in the forest…
“Then let’s go to the forest.”
Sejun said after reaching a conclusion.
The closest thing to the environment in which chestnut sweet potatoes grow is a forest, and there are even waypoints there.
“Fuhuhuhu. “It’s an adventure!”
Theo, who was excited about exploring a new place, clung to Sejun’s leg and raised his front paw and shouted.
Sejun and his companions set out towards the forest.
When I arrived at the beginning of the forest,
I growled.
Kuengi’s belly clock rang, signaling lunch time.
“I’m taking a break.”
Sejun quickly lit a fire and started cooking.
Today’s dish is skewers.
Now that I have a bank, I was thinking of making other skewer dishes along with making the bank skewers.
Soak. Soak. Soak.
Sejun’s bank skewers and rice cake skewers. Prepare fish skewers and fruit skewers and
say, “Hehehe.” “I wonder what kind of expression Kueng and Ajax will make after eating this.”
I took out a side dish container containing stir-fried sausage and vegetables from the subspace warehouse.
And
tsk. tsk.
I took out the sausages from the side dish container and skewered them alternately with the rice cakes. It was sotteok sotteok.
As soon as the skewers were completed,
I chucked.
Sejun placed skewers of ginkgo, barley rice cake, fish skewers, and sotteok and sotteok on the fire and grilled them.
Once the skewers were cooked to some extent,
“Guys, let’s eat.”
Sejun called his companions.
“ruler. “Here, fish skewers.”
Of course, I gave fish lover Theo a fish skewer and
said, “Wait a minute.”
Kueng, who had similar tastes as himself, gave Ajax a skewer of cow rice cake.
“Fuhuhuhu. As expected, the grilled fish made with Chairman Park’s sincerity is delicious!”
Kuhehehe. Kueng?!
[Hehehe. What is this?! It’s delicious!]
“Everything Sejun hyung does is delicious!”
While the three of us were enjoying the skewered food,
we were chatting.
A golden bat clinging to a fruit skewer and frantically sucking juice.
Everyone enjoyed the skewer dish.
Piyo… Piyo…
[Phee… I’m the only one who doesn’t have any skewers…]
Except for Piyo. Piyote without a skewer.
He took out peanuts from his peanut bag and looked at the four with envy.
Then,
“Come on. “This is Piyo’s.”
Sejun gave Piyot a peanut skewer made by sticking 5 peanuts on a needle.
It took longer than expected to make the skewers because the peanuts split every time I put them on the needle.
Piyo! Piyo!
[Thank you, Sejun! Mr. Theo, I have skewers too!]
Pat, pat, pat.
Piyote flew next to Theo with his peanut skewer and ate it together, saying,
“Hehehe. it’s good.”
Sejun also enjoyed a meal with his companions.
Then it
rustled.
“How dare you enter Iggirus-sama’s territory?! Who are you?!”
There was a sound of grass moving and two kangaroos appeared from the forest. Aiming the spear at Sejun and his companions.
But the timing was so bad. Why did you show up while I was eating?
Kueeeeeng!
[You don’t touch me while I’m eating!]
“Don’t be fussy!”
dump.
The unlucky two took the brunt of Kuengi and Ajax’s energy and fainted.
After a while.
Slap. Slap. Slap.
“Slaves, come to your senses!”
Theo woke them up after they finished lunch.
Their front paws were already covered in black ink. Theo stamped their feet when they both passed out.
“Umm…”
“This place?
When the kangaroos got up, they said,
“Guide me to where Igyrus is.”
Sejun said.
This is where the leader, Igarus, is located. There was a high probability that there were chestnut sweet potatoes.
“good night. I will guide you to Igorus. “Follow me!”
‘It actually worked out well.’
‘If you’re the boss, you can win.’
The two guided Sejun to their base, thinking that Igirus could defeat them.
But
kueng!
[I’m kneeling!]
Igyrus’s knees were so easily broken by Kuengi’s telekinesis.
“Please…please save me!”
Of course, Igorus couldn’t defeat Sejun’s group and said,
“Fuhuhu. “Get a stamp!”
Kuuk.
I put my stamp on Theo’s contract.
Once the situation was resolved,
“Show me your food warehouse.”
Sejun asked to look at the kangaroos’ food warehouse to find chestnut sweet potatoes.
But
“food storage? “We don’t have anything like that?”
Kangaroos had no food stores.
It was natural. There were tons of fresh leaves to eat in the forest, so there was no reason to pick them in advance and let them wither.
“Then have you ever seen anything like this growing in the ground?”
Sejun took out pumpkin sweet potatoes and showed them to the kangaroos.
“no. “We didn’t dig the ground…”
This was a similar reason as before.
There was no reason to look for food from the ground when there were so many leaves to eat right in front of us.
“Okay, guys, let’s go.”
In the end, Sejun left Igyrus’s home base with his party without any results and walked towards the red pillar of light.
First, I planned to register the waypoint of the 70th floor of the tower and then decide whether to return to the 99th floor of the tower or stay here and continue looking for chestnut sweet potatoes.
Sejun arrived in front of the red crystal.
chuck.
[The waypoint on the 70th floor of the Black Tower has been saved.]
I placed my hand on the red crystal and registered the waypoint.
Then
sniff. sniff.
Whip!
‘It smells similar to something yellow and sticky!’
Fenrir, who was sticking his head out of Sejun’s pocket, smelled sweet potatoes.
And
whine!
‘It’s mine!’
Bbppjjak.
To eat alone, he jumps out of Sejun’s pocket and says,
“Ttungttang. Ttungttang.”
I ran following the smell.
And
poof.
Whining?
The floor collapsed and Fenrir was swallowed into darkness.
