Episode 289 The reason why I don’t fall for the beauty industry.
Mo family’s consideration was so deep that there was not enough alcohol. I guess it’s a consideration that they don’t want us to get drunk and pass out. After emptying the four evil spirits and the bamboo tube, I looked at the setting sun.
“…the sun sets.”
It was an unfailingly beautiful sight.
The sun was setting though.
It must have been a quiet street as usual, but even though there were no people passing by, it wasn’t dark.
Of course, it is the hearts of the four of us that are dark.
From the Sado First People’s perspective, they would have thought that we would invade East Lake, create chaos here and there, kill people at random, threaten boatmen, and wander around the islands of East Lake, but I don’t want to do that.
It’s a nuisance.
This is because you will only meet the person who is hiding at some point anyway.
After a while, ordinary people cautiously approached me and asked if I could take the body away. I told them to do it because I was planning on allowing the unusual people to clean it up.
I said this while looking at the streets that have become cleaner thanks to this.
“Oh, it looks nice and clean now.”
On the quiet night street due to the fight, a woman with her face covered with cotton thread seemed to be passing by, and before I knew it, she approached the store I had illegally acquired and immediately lowered her head.
“Lord Mun, my name is Mok-aheon (木娥嫣).”
The demon next to me spoke in a surprised tone.
“uh?”
I looked at the woman and the lustful horse alternately. As we all looked at each other, the demon cleared his throat and then looked at Mok-Aen.
“I’ve heard of it. “It was Dongho’s neck.”
Mok Ah-eon slightly lowered his head towards the demon.
“Thank you for recognizing Confucius Mong.”
I asked.
“who?”
The demon seemed to notice and spoke in a calm tone.
“Dongho Cheilmi.”
“I know everything.”
The Sword Demon next to me sighed.
“That’s amazing. “My disciple.”
The devil scratched the back of his head.
“I’m not sure because I heard that too, but I suddenly remembered it.”
“I guess so.”
I looked at Dongho Jeilmi Mok Ah-eon. It was difficult to guess his age because of the cotton thread, but he seemed to have learned martial arts.
“For what reason did Soje Mo visit our kidney practice guesthouse?”
Mok Aeon told me.
“Lord Mun, the number one apostle is hiding on Saryangdo Island. I will provide a boat and guide you.”
Since it was a sudden suggestion, all the Four Major Villains looked at me.
“….”
I asked Mok Aeon.
“The ship is ready?”
“yes.”
“Your attitude is ambiguous. Do you mean go and kill me? Or did you come as a messenger from that apostle?”
Mok Aeon said.
“My family was persecuted by that man for several years.”
“why?”
“Because of me. He refused and hid in a relative’s house because he had a divorced wife. I arbitrarily referred to my family as my wife’s family. I don’t know if he really thinks it’s his wife’s family, but he didn’t kill anyone or do anything like that. But I’ve had enough trouble. At the club, they treat me like someone they shouldn’t talk to. Besides me, women of outstanding appearance from Dongho have already entered Saryangdo Island. “I don’t want to live like that.”
I clicked my tongue.
“There was a bastard like that in Dongho too.”
“yes.”
I answered, ignoring the glaring eyes of the demon.
“If you’re going to ask me a favor, put up the cotton thread first. “There is no way to know whether you are Dongho Jeilmi or seasoned squid legs.”
“yes.”
Mok Ah-eon came closer to the front of the guest house and raised his veil.
We didn’t say anything for a while.
This is because the woman in front of me was Dongho Jeilmi. Of course, if she were in Seoho, she would have been the best woman in Seoho.
The horse seemed to suddenly be in heat, so he jumped up and placed a chair in front of us.
Mok Ah-eon sat down on a chair and bowed his head to Saekma.
“Thank you, Prince Mong.”
The demon answered as he returned to his seat.
“It was nothing.”
I couldn’t help but laugh.
“Mok Sojeo.”
“yes.”
“You are fearless. How can you come this close to people like us? “What do you mean, if we get on the boat and head to Saryang Island with you, we can meet the First Apostle?”
“The island is not that big.”
“Does this mean that whether we kill or not, we should decide for ourselves? “Are you going with me too?”
“The trustworthy Gasol will guide us. “I don’t want to meet you.”
“Tsk tsk tsk.”
Mok Ah-eon watched me with clear eyes.
“Why are you doing that?”
“Maybe it’s because I’m so confident in my appearance, but the story is so shabby. In times of war, you cannot trust what a beautiful woman says. This is because historically there were many beauties. But we have a passion. what do you think about it?”
I looked at the color demon.
Saekma wasn’t listening to me at all because she was contemplating Mok Ah-eon’s face.
“…what? “I didn’t hear it.”
I said to the demon.
“이 개새끼야.”
The devil opened his eyes wide and only then looked at me.
“Why are you swearing all of a sudden?”
“What did I just say?”
“You said it was a dog.”
“….”
I sighed along with the people next to me.
Yes.
It seems that Saekma fell in love with the beauty world before even coming to Dongho. I don’t know why either. This is my fault because I forgot to mention that where a lustful horse follows without complaint, there is a high possibility that an outstanding beauty will appear.
However, I was embarrassed because it was my first time being treated so sloppily by the beauty industry.
I asked Mok Aeon.
“Is Mo Suje famous here?”
Mok Ah-eon answered with a bold expression.
“It wasn’t what I wanted to do.”
“Do all the men in the club know?”
“Most of you probably know.”
I looked into Mok Aeon’s eyes.
“Then, if I hit you, I’ll incur a lot of resentment from the guys at Dongho.”
“yes?”
I said with a serious expression.
“If I believe your words and get on the boat, it will sink beneath the East Lake. If I even hit you, it means I will become an enemy of the entire group. That’s what popularity is all about. The same goes for being a beauty. It’s definitely my fault. “This is the habits of men and the psychology of the crowd.”
Mok Aeon answered.
“Are you saying that I am the number one apostle? “It is a famous thing in the East Lake that Apostle Jeilin harassed me.”
I shook my head.
“Lies are not made up of only lies. Lies and truth are mixed. Why do you believe that the four of us can kill the First Apostle? Is there a client so stupid that he orders an assassination without even knowing his skills? By any chance, did you receive a promise that they would stop harassing you if you listened to the First Apostle’s request this time? “Maybe that promise was a lie too.”
The devil responded to my words.
“Why are you so untrustworthy?”
The Sword Demon answered in an unpleasant tone.
“Mong Lang, keep your mouth shut.”
“Oh yeah. “I’m sorry, Master.”
I said while looking at Mok Aeon.
“I have no intention of getting on a ship to receive a trivial request like this. While going deep into the East Lake, a hole will break in the boat and the rowers will jump into the water. A ship with the First Apostle will appear everywhere, shooting fiery arrows at us and throwing memorized weapons. You’ll realize it after the ship sinks. Ah, it’s a world of beauty. But if I swim in the water and survive in the end, then I come to you with a soaking wet body and slap you on the face, then I will become an achievement for the men in the club again, right? That can’t be possible. “That’s what I wanted.”
“….”
“I guess so. “Don’t you think so?”
Mok Ah-eon stood up.
“sorry. “I guess I came to the wrong place.”
“I never said I would send you a wooden spoon. If you want to compete to see who is faster, run first. I will start if you run ten steps ahead. “I can compromise on that much.”
Mok Ah-eon sat down in his seat.
“Are you treating me like a prisoner now?”
As Mok Ah-eon’s expression showed resentment, he could feel the sad horse next to him feeling sad. The second match had begun, and I had been bullied again.
I glared at Mok Aeon.
“Open your eyes nicely. I am the man who will slap you even if I become the enemy of all the men in the club. Look at this atmosphere. The moment I threaten a beautiful woman, I feel like I have become a petty person. What should I do with this damn atmosphere?”
I opened my mouth as if to say something more, then stretched out my hand and took a blood test of Mok-Aeon.
widely!
Mok Ah-eon also learned martial arts, but while reflexively raising his hands, he became stiff.
I pulled Mok Aeon’s chair and placed it next to me, then turned it to face us.
Just then, the sunset was spreading.
“We took prisoner. You’re lucky. “This isn’t a prisoner of love, is it?”
The devil looked at me.
“What bullshit. “You crazy guy.”
I ignored the horse’s words and went inside and took out the beef jerky that was included in the relief supplies. After distributing the beef jerky to the four major evildoers, I sat down again and chewed the beef jerky.
“Wow, it’s already gotten dark.”
The demon replied while chewing beef jerky.
“That’s right. “The sun is setting quickly.”
The devil next to me sniffed and said to Mok Aeon:
“Your throat smells nice, doesn’t it? “Did you take a bath?”
Mok Ah-eon let out a scream that was difficult to interpret.
The Sword Demon opened his mouth in a serious tone.
“Disciple.”
“Yes, Master.”
“Buy me some alcohol. Since the situation is special, let someone who guarantees that it is non-toxic drink a sip.”
“Oh, I understand.”
“While I’m living here, I’m also looking into Mok Sojeo.”
“yes.”
The horse chewed some beef jerky and went out to find a guesthouse. He looked really pathetic today as he looked around while chewing beef jerky.
I said while chewing some beef jerky.
“The salty taste makes the drink really strong.”
At this time, a woman’s voice was suddenly heard.
“Lord Moon.”
“Hey, I’m surprised.”
I looked at Mok-Aeon and realized something.
“I didn’t notice the pain point. Wow creepy. I thought it was a virgin ghost calling me. why? Why are you calling me? Why do you call someone who chews beef jerky? Why why why why? “Did you call me for something important?”
Mok Aeon said.
“Please go to the bathroom.”
“You also need to know how to be patient. Now is not the time to go to the bathroom. “There is no one to guide you.”
After a while, the demon came back muttering.
“Why are so many stores closed? “I barely got it.”
I answered.
“What about poison?”
“Jumsoi asked me if he was suspicious and took a drink with a displeased look on his face.”
“okay? “Give it to me.”
After receiving the drink from the slut, I poured some into the bamboo container.
“This starts from the bottom of the neck. “When it comes to alcohol, beauty comes first.”
He slightly lifted the chin of Mok Ah-eon next to him and pressed both cheeks to open his mouth, then poured alcohol from the bamboo container. As the alcohol went down with a gurgle sound, Mok Ah-eon’s complexion turned pale.
I asked Mok Aeon in a polite tone.
“Is it poisonous? no? “Please answer me.”
“doesn’t exist.”
“How does the drink taste?”
“Not bad.”
“good.”
Only then did I pour drinks for the four major evildoers and say,
“When will we sit down and drink next to such a beautiful woman again?” This is the second time too, right? “You’re lucky.”
The demon looked at me.
“how did you know?”
“You know it when you see it. Come on?”
I tried to tell a joke to the Sword Demon, but stopped when I saw his expression. Lastly, he said as he poured alcohol into the demon’s glass.
“Why are your eyes moving so fast? Drink it.”
I again introduced the friend next to me to Mok Ah-eon, who made eye contact with me.
“The friend next to me has a sexy name.”
When I laughed, Mok Ah-eon’s expression hardened.
“….”
I said while watching Mok Aen’s expression change.
“You can’t cry. If you cry here, I’ll make you drink more and then I won’t send you to the bathroom. okay? “Answer…”
“Yes.”
The ghost demon, who had just had a drink, asked me with a strange expression.
“But thirdly, why is it that the beauty world doesn’t seem to connect at all? Even when I look at it, the base of the neck is exceptionally beautiful. “I almost believed it too.”
The world of beauty didn’t work in my past life either, so it’s nothing new. However, since the Four Major Evils felt strange, it was necessary to give a brief explanation.
I said while looking at Mok Aeon.
“She’s not even mine, so what does it matter to me whether she’s beautiful or not?”
I sat down, raised my glass to the night sky of Dongho, and recited an impromptu poem as it came to mind.
At Dongho’s guesthouse.
There are guys who drink alcohol while looking at the night sky with Dongho Jeilmi.
That’s us.
While we are here, who claims to be the best sword in the East Lake?
That is impossible.
Being called the best sword is a title earned by defeating an opponent.
Who did he defeat?
It may be a nickname earned by cutting off the heads of several fish.
Hao Wen-ju came to Donghu and asked for a one-on-one meeting, but no news was heard from Jei In.
Contrary to widespread rumors.
He drove his subordinates to the point of death and fired a memorized message from the window.
They put poison in the dumplings and applied poison to the kitchen knife.
This is the first time such an obscene sword has been seen in Gangho.
If the day goes by like this, the dirty rumors about Dongho First Sword will spread widely throughout the river.
The disgrace of Dongho men means that Dongho Best Sword is the best.
In the gloomy evening.
Dongho Cheilmi came to Hao Wenju and asked for a favor.
He asked me to kill Dongho Jeilgeom.
Hao Wenju was curious about the reason and asked.
I heard the answer that it was because the ugly guy shamelessly liked him.
They say that if you were the second ugliest person in Dongho, you would have accepted my confession.
What a sad story.
There is a man who torments the hearts of his wife and children by confessing arbitrarily.
He is the Dongho First Sword.
The Sword Demon and Demon Demon looked at me and slowly clapped their hands a few times before stopping.
I nodded and then looked at Mok Aen. He must have been so moved that he was shedding tears.
Mok Ah-eon said with tears streaming down his face.
“Lord Moon, I never said anything like that.”
“don’t cry. You can’t cry. When you cry, my public sentiment gets worse. Pop. Mr. A.”
Because I had said something earlier, I grabbed Mok Ah-an’s cheek and made him open his mouth, then poured him some alcohol. The alcohol dripped from Dongho Jeilmi’s mouth in a gulp.
“Anyway, it’s a very meaningful day. I can’t believe I’m having a drink with such a beautiful woman.”
I handed the bottle to the ghost and then nodded.
“I’m happy.”
