EP.49 You can’t be happy
“You spoke well. I won’t say anything on this occasion either. you asked me to teach you Swept away by my mood, I am accepting you as a disciple and teaching you.”
The cold fire was real. Otherwise, the fire-red vampire’s eyes couldn’t be so cold. The vampire who took a step closer to me scolded the regressor.
“You pay me no respect.”
“Respect?”
“Or the meaning of a token of respect. whatever.”
A black parasol draped over her shoulders. The vampire lamented a little and glanced at the regressor.
“Even a small gift is fine. Even just a word of thanks was enough. But Shay you didn’t give me anything.”
“That’s…”
“On the contrary.”
This time, the eyes are on me. I quickly raised my hand and shook it, and the vampire smiled slightly. It was set to my tune to show the regressor.
Clear temperature difference. Even the expression he made for show was enough to shock the regressor.
“This guy respected me in words even though he was cocky. Rude but gave me what I needed. He told me stories when asked, and gave me knowledge when asked. But what have you done to me?”
Learned hematology. That’s it.
From the point of view of regressors, vampires were a harbinger of the end. Vampires were always mentioned as the reason for the end of the world.
However, the previous regressor succeeded in taking the vampire out of his bondage and making him an ally after all his efforts. The two were comrades fighting shoulder to shoulder, and at the same time reliable colleagues. Since both of them were castaways in the passing time, a consensus was formed and they were able to quickly become friends.
So, the regressor came down here to ‘protect’ Tyrkanjaka, who obtained the Blood Sculpture. for her.
but.
“For that price… even if it’s a treasure…”
“Treasure? Do I look like I’m asking for treasure now that my gold is worthless?”
The vampire at this point is not the piece of the end she knows, but exists as the founder Tyrkanjaka.
“I too was once the head of the world. They adorned their hair with all sorts of precious things, put beautiful things on their bodies, and put soft things under their feet. I was a dark being, but I got all the shiny things. Except for the sun. Would such a person desire power? Will you covet riches? If that’s not the case, will you try to gain a trivial honor? A little heart would have been enough.”
In fact, even vampires don’t hate regressors that much. It’s just an expression of regret.
However, the regressor, who had only built up human relationships through regression, was at a loss as to how little he had experienced in this kind of situation.
“Ti Tyr…”
“It is done. The only thing he tried to get from me was blood surgery anyway. If you take what you want, just go.”
At the vampire’s cold declaration, the regressor trembled and lowered his head. The vampire put the parasol on his shoulder and spun around. A black parasol separated a vampire from a regressor.
As if driving a wedge, the vampire looked at me and spoke kindly.
“Let’s go.”
“Wait. I just want to say one word to trainee Shay.”
“Keep it short.”
At my words, the regressor slowly raised his head. Suspicion lingered in the gaze of the regressor.
‘What else are you going to say?’
I cleared my throat a little, then looked at her and smiled meanly. Standing with his legs apart, he raised his chin and smiled like a third-class villain.
“What happened? Quit-quick. Don’t worry, Trainee Shay. I will serve your master with all my heart.”
‘…Are you kidding me?’
To realize that now, even if you don’t notice, it’s too small. That’s why even people who are easy to deal with like vampires get scolded.
Oh my friend.
I took the 1 diamond card out of my pocket. A strange light that is difficult to explain in words was shining in the bright red lozenge pattern.
The regressor realized the identity of that color and exclaimed.
“You are…! Bleeding!”
“Kyahahaha. Did you know now? When I asked for just one drop, they gave it to me. Already, your teacher is my heart, blood, and body that he gave me! You’re done…!”
“This guy.”
A red fist suddenly grazed the back of my head. While moaning in pain, the vampire scolded me with a frown.
“You need to keep your mouth shut. How can you make my anger so colorless?”
“why? I also had a lot of things that I usually piled up, so I hurt you.”
“When adults are angry, keep quiet. The original meaning fades only when the lower one adds this and that.”
“uh? what. Do you want to treat your age seriously? Shall I do it for you?”
‘Until now… you weren’t serious? Are you saying you can do more than this?’
Frightened by my words, the vampire quickly shook her head.
“…no no. It’s your freedom to do what you do, how can you blame it? Do as you please.”
Having subdued the vampire at once, I laughed at the regressor to the fullest while smiling with only one corner of my mouth. I can make a vampire retreat with just one word. can’t you
“You see? I’m leaving. And I’m sorry, but from now on, I don’t want you to be ‘confused’ with ‘irrelevant’ ‘others’ matters. Don’t be ‘soggy’… Kuck Kik Kak Kya Kya Kya!”
‘That child…! Let’s see! I will definitely take off that mask and dig up all your ugly faces!’
Leaving behind the raging regressor, I walked with the vampire. I wanted to stimulate it a little more, so I tried to put my hand on the vampire, but when I tried to put my hand on it, the vampire’s parasol came out and grabbed me tightly and pushed me away. The touch was courteous, but it was so powerful that I couldn’t touch it.
Why is parasol stronger than me? Then why would you move on your own? Am I a body that can’t even win a mass production?
Meanwhile, the vampire walked slowly, deep in thought.
‘Shay. A child with outstanding abilities or something inferior. Regardless of strength or talent, there is a little lack of something that makes oneself… but what it is. I just can’t figure out what to say.’
We decided to call it sociality. The regressor who destroyed the world and ran away in the next round if he was wrong seems lacking enough to be worried about by the vampire.
There is no one in the world to point out…. Tsk tsk tsk. It’s like a blood-sucking vampire worrying about humanity. It’s funny.
‘How did I get that child as a disciple? Even if no one is watching, the way you train hard is admirable, but that is based on what I have observed as a teacher. He is a child who was born not so kind. Originally, I wouldn’t have looked at a child like that… Why?’
Following my thoughts, the vampire’s gaze gradually turned to me. There is a pure white question in his red eyes.
‘Even then, this guy was clear. This guy touched me and made me take Shay as a disciple. And whenever something happens, the one who creates the situation by muddying the water is this guy… by any chance?’
Positive thinking is good, but before that, settlement comes first. It is said that Mt. Geumgang is also an after-meal view, but you have to pay for the meal in advance. I held out my hand toward the vampire.
“So, what about art?”
At my question, the vampire got out of his thoughts. She gestured, slightly raising her parasol.
“…iced coffee. right. I decided to give you a piece.”
Then the vampire’s coffin stopped in front of me and the lid snapped open. Statues popped out one by one from the still rolling darkness. The jet-black airflow carefully grabbed the statue and laid it out in front of me.
A statue of a figure made of totem marble carved from jade, but delicately carved even to the folds of its clothes. A statue of a horse with its front legs raised high and a warrior riding on it.
Each piece was a valuable piece.
“It is a statue I have. I didn’t know what he would like, so I picked it up and brought it here…”
The vampire said cautiously, but he also had a proud heart as if it was a collection he cherished. Whether or not it is a lie that the selection was made, the materials were made of seemingly precious things, and each piece was delicately and minutely expressed.
Amazing, Great. Truly, the vampire’s coffin was a treasure chest, or rather, a treasure trove itself!
It is an era in which even the tomb of the famous emperor is robbed by treasure hunters. In the meantime, this piece, which had skipped a thousand years with the vampire, still had astronomical value.
A classic but not outdated technique. Even so, there was not a single scratch. It seems to have been influenced by the vampire’s energy, and it maintained its appearance when it was created.
If the historical value is acknowledged, it is literally a golden fragrance that can make a lot of money.
“and…!”
but.
Concern is needed here.
When dealing with Hogu, you should not just shake off the stakes you brought. If so, Ho-gu leaves the game with money, leaving only unpleasant memories behind.
The basics of fishing are basting. Sprinkle rice cakes on them, soothe them gently, then release them gently, then grab them at once as soon as they bite the bait.
Even if it’s just a drop, the vampire who gave me the gift of true blood gave me the precious art because I have a sense of debt to me. I told the vampire a funny story and gave him a heart massage. On the other hand, the crown I gave you last time was fake gold, and I am in an inferiority complex that the knowledge and things I have are far behind the times.
It’s a way to tell the truth and accept it coldly.
A true gambler is to let go here for a bigger profit.
I let go of the shard with a clouded complexion.
“This is a heretical idol…”
“What? Heresy?”
“Something like a local religion… Druism or totemism worshiping the King of Beasts, etc. It’s a remnant of that era. All of these things are treated as heretical idols, and are often destroyed as soon as they are seen.”
Saying it regrettably made the vampire feel uncomfortable.
“What? Who the hell is going to treat a relic of the past as heresy?”
“Where is the place to decide heresy? Seonghwangcheong.”
“The messengers of the heavenly gods… are they them! Nothing helps!”
That’s not wrong. It’s just a bit of an exaggeration.
Not everyone in the world is an angel’s apostle, so if you want to sell, there’s nothing you can’t sell. In particular, the military state was the only country that taxed temples. With my mind reading, getting my price is not a job.
but.
What if you pretend to be difficult and refuse this treasure?
“Just in case, I wonder if there are any pictures or statues of gods similar to the illustrations in the Bible?”
The vampire wiggled his fingers in response.
“…if it’s stained with my blood, it’s still there.”
“oh my. The moment it is revealed to the world, the killing order will fall.”
I looked embarrassed. The sign that the price I brought wasn’t right for me. Then, at least the vampire who believed so, who had lost the ability to pay, felt sorry for me.
“Again, it wasn’t very helpful.”
“What. I am grateful even from the bottom of my heart.”
I want to hide my regret and pretend to decline, but I pretend that the price the other party paid is not deserved. Little by little, the horse dragged on, adding to the burden on the vampire’s heart.
‘After all, nothing I had was helpful.’
I smiled inwardly as I listened to the brief feeling of guilt that lingered in the vampire’s mind.
“Because it’s okay. Don’t be discouraged. It’s not like I was expecting compensation in the first place. Well, I’ll continue with the electric massage!”
Even with my consolation, the shadow over the vampire’s heart did not go away.
“I’m sorry. I have never thought that I set my heart on wealth, but looking back, the years seem to be fleeting. Even if I remain the same, everything I have will perish over time.”
“You’ve already taken blood. I’ve had enough, so don’t mind.”
“However.”
“no way. It’s okay.”
good. I’ve given you enough pressure, now it’s time to loosen up a bit.
I smiled coolly and raised my index finger.
“ruler. Enough with the depressing stories. I’ll give you a massage. Please loosen up your chest. If you hold it with both hands and spread it open, then I will put my fingers deep inside and pour out my magic power.”
A blatant joke that even an idiot would understand. The vampire, who had been deeply depressed because of his apologetic attitude towards me, made a clear impression as if he had never done that.
“Wouldn’t you like to hide your words? It makes me uncomfortable, as if I were committing fornication.”
“Then shall we describe it seriously? Let’s see where The ribs and fascia are firmly enveloping the heart… I have to turn the lungs over, but the angle doesn’t come out. for a moment. Stomach. Wow.”
“…I can’t possibly win with those words. It became. you know what to do.”
The atmosphere was relaxed enough. The vampire laughed and quickly opened his chest.
Soon after, the red-faced vampire moved away from me, closing his chest. Along with asking for the next time.
The vampire returned and I let out a long sigh. The finger that fired the electric shock was twitching thinly.
…Heart massage that easily buys a vampire’s favor… It’s all good. Harmful to my mental health. I think I still have a tingling sensation in my fingers.
No matter how much I looked into people, I didn’t want to look inside the natural sciences.
Today, I was cooking meat, but whenever I saw the red flesh, my stomach would rise and I couldn’t bear to eat it and gave it to Aji. Aji cried happily without knowing why.
