EP.226 Positioning
When viewed on a map, the meta conveyor belt is a wide donut-shaped road that supports the interior of the military. It’s a land that flows like a river, so I don’t know if it can be called a ‘road’, but anyway, the scale is huge enough to go around the country.
If you go east and follow the coastal road, you will come to the Principality of Mist, where vampires reign proudly. It is the country of the progenitor Tirkanjaka. The moment you enter there, the pursuit of the military is impossible. So you’d think that’s the destination…
So, I pretended to leave the belt and go to the coastal road… and pretended to stay in the belt… fake it.
Actually, we will take a shortcut, not an in-course, and outrun them… we will go somewhere else.
Of course, this plan required two conditions.
first. The bait should be appetizing enough.
This was achieved by sacrificing Ralion.
“Goodbye, Larion. He was a good horse…”
“Hmm? I’m willing to feel sorry for Hu Ralion, but there’s no need to worry. Ralion will return.”
“yes? Are you coming back?”
“The other members of my family are beings who have stopped dying. Ralion Bay is what I raised from the grave of my old mule. No, a bowl that contains my faint memories and memories… In the end, even if I drop it like that in my part, it will come back someday.”
Ralion wasn’t such a nice horse. A sacrifice that can come back is not a sacrifice. cancer. Anyway, since this was a little-known fact, I decided to use it.
and the second condition.
Do not reveal your whereabouts.
Because of this, the container had to be abandoned. No matter how much Tyr is covered in darkness, it is impossible not to notice when a large container flies in darkness now that surveillance eyes are stretched everywhere. Not being able to spot it is a matter of intelligence before camouflage. that the texture is different.
So we made a huge decision.
“hey! narrow! Don’t move!”
“I am not the one who moves.”
“…I hope you don’t tie me up and doubt me.”
“Err. It’s cramped!”
“what-. I pity those who don’t know the comfort of a small place-”
[…Be patient. If it wasn’t made for five people in the first place, why do you complain?]
Until just before the sun rises tonight. Hide all in Tyr’s coffin that can swim in darkness and fly at full speed!
Put the things you have in the pockets of the regressor, put the butterflies in a box and put them under your feet. We were stacked on top of each other in a coffin side by side. It looks like bean sprouts that have grown densely in the siru. It’s uncomfortable and frustrating, but I can’t help it.
Tyr’s coffin is a treasure with the history of the founder, and a half-elegant mystery. It is a space that can easily accommodate about five people.
The size is also just right. At this level, it was smaller than a wagon, so it was possible to pass through forest roads and buildings. Three-dimensional movement that is impossible with containers is also possible.
Also, the mount doesn’t have to be large. that’s all nonsense Efficient compactness is the rational choice for the future!
It’s a problem that it’s small, but well, if it’s not a big family, it doesn’t matter much.
Aziria Tirna lay side by side in the order of regressors.
This is entirely due to Tyr, because even in such a narrow place, he cried out for the distinction between men and women and divided the divisions. And it was a natural arrangement because I lay down in the middle to control the coffin.
‘It’s as planned. It’s been a while since I can be close to Hugh.’
It was a bit selfish, but anyway.
The space was too small to lie horizontally, so everyone lay vertically, so I was facing Tyr directly.
‘It’s good to see it up close after a long time… But, of course, it’s a coffin. It’s embarrassing, like taking off the fabric and showing the inside.’
I’m embarrassed? what? You’ve already seen and even touched the inside of your skin, haven’t you? Can you still feel that feeling on my right hand?
Isn’t it much more normal to be in a coffin than a hearttouch? Humans may go inside a coffin, but rarely touch another heart with their fingers!
‘Oooh. When I was alone in the coffin, the coffin didn’t matter anyway… Why am I so concerned now?’
A feeling of reluctance remained in Tyr’s heart, perhaps because of the shame of letting people into a private place. Because of that, Tyr kept complaining in front of me.
[This coffin of my sacred incense tree is a space filled with my power and a temple exclusively for me. Since no one has ever been there in my entire life, not even the enemy or even my own family has ever seen this inside.]
“There wasn’t much to see, right? With something to show you a little coffin.”
[That attitude is the problem. This place is a secret secret place that has never been revealed to the world, so don’t try to dig further, and you should be honored just by entering
. Well, it’s not because Tyr is petite, but rather because of his reluctance to reveal his private space…
…Wait a minute. Come to think of it, do you feel a little bit embarrassed? Why do I have to pamper myself with something like this?
You can even share a coffin! I didn’t want to be in a coffin before I died either! I didn’t come here because I wanted to, it was necessary!
do you care that much? Then I’ll squeeze each one out!
I moved around the cramped space and gently lifted the carpet with my hand.
“What is the secret and deep secret? this red carpet? It doesn’t look like anything special.”
[oh. There.]
“Ah, there was something behind here. Let’s see… clothes?”
[no! Don’t touch it!]
What was on the other side of the carpet were clothes that seemed to have been tucked in randomly. Primitive clothes that had to be folded neatly for storage, not packets, were exposed before my eyes, clearly showing their shortcomings.
I pointed to the crumpled marks and sighed.
“When you put in non-packet laundry, you have to fold it well before putting it in. It’s all crumpled. What is this… Ah.”
So it was. not to hear it. I nodded heavily.
“Oops. You were ashamed of yourself for not tidying up your room. That’s why you usually stay in the coffin for a long time and do some tidying up.”
[Didn’t you say you had no intention of hiring anyone in the first place?]
“Everyone who lives in a messy corner of a room says that. It’s a room I live alone in the first place, so what if it’s a bit dirty? That’s right.”
I nodded and immediately opened my eyes wide and shouted.
“Until we get in! So, I mean, keep it organized! Does anyone else have nothing else to do to clean and tidy up? When parents don’t know when a lover or a special guest will come to visit, they clean up! Tyr is paying the price for not arranging things normally!”
[Oops…!]
When I questioned him with crumpled clothes, Tyr, who had nothing to say, bit his teeth and snatched the clothes from my hand. Even though they were still exposed in front of my eyes because they were close to each other.
Whoa. Sometime in my life I will admonish a 12th century girl. there’s no other chance like this
Jang You Yuseo Reversal World. Are you excited?
“Cleaning is like life. Human beings tidy up their surroundings even though they know it will one day be messy. It’s like living fiercely even though you know you’re going to die one day. So Tyr too.”
[huh? Do you want to overcome death? Then…]
“The metaphor is different! One-to-one correspondence! If death is mess, then Tyr must never be messed up! But the moment it’s already messed up, it’s over!”
Suddenly yanks the drift! It was so sudden that I almost defied logic and accepted it!
‘Hoo. Come to think of it, it is. I wasn’t alive, I didn’t sweat, I didn’t eat or drink anything but blood. There will be no contamination of clothes or coffins. From the beginning, the inside of my coffin was not dirty…!’
In the meantime, Tyr, who borrowed my logic, smiled in contemplation.
[As you said. Tidying up is something that needs to be done. But I am Tirkanjaka, the founder. A being that doesn’t even need water or food and feeds on blood and darkness. What is the meaning of cleaning and tidying up? It just got messy for a while while holding your body in.]
“Oh, wow. Are you going to come out like that?”
Tyr answered boldly.
[Is that the truth?]
“If you want to come out like that…”
Okay. I learned shamelessness. The intended purpose was achieved. Now they won’t tell me that we’re borrowing some coffins… Huh? wait for a sec.
Doesn’t clean up because it doesn’t get dirty? Then what about the clothes? I tilted my head and asked.
“Then Tyr, by any chance, doesn’t he even do laundry?”
[Hmm?]
“I mean laundry. Even clothing packets, which are revolutionary inventions, sometimes need to be removed and washed. But I don’t think Tyr didn’t even wash the clothes he wears every day.”
Come to think of it, even in Tantalus, I hadn’t seen Tyr wash his hands. Since I also use packets, I didn’t pay much attention to them, but if you think about it, isn’t it strange? Washing clothes is a monster that eats housework. Why couldn’t I see it?
The conclusion is one.
“The reason I’m hiding the clothes is because I don’t even wash them… Aha.”
[You’re framed!]
“Then did you do the laundry? I haven’t seen anything like that.”
In fact, it would be funny if a being like the founder squatted down to do the laundry. There may be nobles in the profession, but there are no nobles in the work. What has to be done, someone has to do it.
Even I took on all sorts of chores, but do you think it’s the founder? Are you a bit hungry?
[Do you say that over and over again? I don’t spit out any dirty things…]
“Then it doesn’t matter if it’s like this?”
hey how about this
I grabbed the hem of Tyr’s clothes and brought it up to my nose. Then he sniffed and pretended to inhale the smell.
The circuitry in Tyr’s brain creaked. Tyr, who was watching my performance with his red eyes wide open, freaked out one beat late as if he was out of order.
[phew?!?! What are you doing?]
“Check the smell. Shall we see some self-proclaimed clothes that don’t get dirty?”
Just try to smell it a little bit. Please use this as an excuse so that I can’t even lift my face anymore…. Eh.
“uh? Are you really not?”
what? I don’t even do laundry… Ah.
Shijo can handle blood and darkness at will. Even in a space full of blood, she has strong control so that she doesn’t even smell blood.
Even when disposing of a corpse, they would crush it with blood and dump it into porridge before swallowing it. Existence that can dissolve wastes from inside the body or foreign substances outside the body and throw them away.
“Wow, some people say that they want to become vampires and visit the principality, but I can understand why. Aside from not dying, it’s just convenient…”
[Let go! What a rude guy!]
The clothes really only smelled like fabric. Even the smell is clean. I never thought it would be the truth when I jokingly said that it would be easier to die than to
live. The voice of a regressor echoed from behind as it rode along the wall of the coffin.
“Don’t squirm! It’s narrow!”
“How much did you move?”
“Did you move a lot? Not even for a reason! It’s because you’re doing weird things!”
“ah! ah! Don’t poke! it hurts!”
It hurts to poke your finger! My strength is so strong, but my fingers are so thin that it hurts even more! Is this the correlation between pressure and area?
Lia’s voice, which started at the opposite corner on the other side of this vertically elongated hexagonal coffin, reached my ears.
“…It’s nice to see each other friendly. Can I change seats? It’s too cramped because it moves. But to say that. Just because the two of them are here.”
“Narrow bruise! My chest is stuffy! You are too big!”
“Um, maybe for this reason.”
what’s going on on the other side Curiosity is growing, but it’s too narrow and I can’t bear to look at it…
