EP.113 Post-war processing – 2
The first condition for rock-paper-scissors to be psychological warfare. When someone walks in the number reading first.
The regressor paused for a moment and examined my intentions.
‘what? Is it psychological warfare? It’s not fun.’
“Then I can make a wrapping cloth.”
“I knew it would. Look how vague it is.”
“what?”
Before the regressor got angry, I immediately shouted.
“Come on! A battle that decides the life and death of a butterfly! What will happen!”
If the second hit is very serious.
The genre of rock-paper-scissors changes with psychological warfare and desperation.
‘Among animals that are friendly to humans, dogs and cats have the most numbers. If the two of them are stable, the disaster that will come in the future will be much weaker than that.’
The regressor opened his eyes wide and focused on this fight.
But the moment you think about it, your defeat is decided. I laughed meanly inwardly and shouted.
“If you don’t pay, you lose! Come on scissors!”
‘Since that guy said he was going to make a fist, I’m going to make a cloth… No, it could be a strategy to make scissors after saying this. If that’s the case, I’ll… pretend to be scissors and give out a wrapping cloth again!’
It dried up too. Even the selection is ambiguous. Tsk tsk. If I hadn’t had mind reading, you would have won.
Don’t resent me too much, regressor. The outcome was already decided from the time he accepted the rock-paper-scissors match against me, a mind reader.
“rock!”
‘uh? wait for a sec. There’s no way that guy can fight properly, right? Why was I under the illusion that it would be a fair fight?’
Kkekekeke. It’s definitely not a fair fight. It was too late to realize now. I, who has the advantage of being a mind reader in Rock Paper Scissors, wins without fail…
“Bo!”
‘I almost got involved again! good. Don’t fight the opponent’s intentions! Let’s make a wrapping cloth and change it after seeing what that guy is giving out!’
uh?
what?
Wait a minute you crazy regressor. Why change the premise of Rock Paper Scissors? This isn’t changing the genre of the game, it’s turning the game into a game of wits!
‘Chunban-gyeong Response Ceremony! Make a winning move against what your opponent has played!’
You say you use qigong?
Even Chunban-gyeong reflexively reproduces pre-entered motions. Because the opponent’s movements are captured through the qi spread throughout the body, the gap from perception to reaction is extremely short.
If this is the case, I will lose. I have to stop. But after me and the regressor gave up.
shit. Since the regressor said that he was going to make a wrapping cloth, I slightly changed it in the middle of making it and put out the scissors…
‘fist.’
okay. you just win
The result of Rock Paper Scissors is scissors. The regressor’s fist.
According to the great law of rock-paper-scissors, I was defeated. It was a more bitter defeat because I believed that I would win.
Shit. i’m losing Needless to say, he lost at rock-paper-scissors.
It wouldn’t be unfair if I changed what my opponent wanted to play on a whim. Before that cowardly regressor ruined the game itself, I had won!
The regressor opened his eyes wide after checking the results.
“…uh? what? Did I win?”
“I see. wow It’s Shay’s victory. Thanks to that, the butterfly survived.”
‘what. Didn’t you do anything? Are you really trying to play normal rock-paper-scissors?’
Rock Paper Scissors sees Rock Paper Scissors, where in the world is there an ordinary rock paper scissors? Why does such a simple game have to be labeled ‘ordinary’?
I sent a look filled with resentment at the regressor who cowardly dragged me into a physical match and robbed me of my victory.
The bad-tempered regressor enjoyed my gaze and sneered.
“Hey. did i win what. The man said it was a fist, but what he gave you was a pair of scissors?”
“I guess so. As expected, I was far short of Mr. Shay, a true man. admit defeat. Your manliness is beyond me.”
‘…for a moment. I’m not happy about anything.’
While the regressor tilted his head for a moment, Tyr, who was watching the match from afar, quietly signaled to me.
Tyr’s bloody eyes flashed with a warm color only for me.
“Phew… if you want.”
A proposal that he would take care of the butterfly himself, even at the risk of conflict with the regressor if he wanted to.
But I immediately shook my head.
“no. Rock Paper Scissors is a sacred game. We have to follow these results.”
This is the most peaceful promise humans have made to resolve minor conflicts. Although lost, its sacredness does not disappear.
A winning gambler must be able to admit defeat when it happens. That’s why victory is more valuable.
So now there is only one thing I have to do. We need to make sure that the drug-stricken butterflies are safe even when they go outside.
Hey, it’s my seller.
“Ah. Lick him.”
“bruise? him?”
Aji tilted his head and looked at me, then gave a small growl at the butterfly. I sighed and stroked Aji’s head.
“What? If you want to save it, you have to treat it from now on.”
“Buff… I hate it. He’s annoying.”
“are you okay. Because I won’t attack people. If you don’t attack, I’ll be your good friend.”
“bruise.”
Aji, who had been barking in displeasure, reluctantly agreed to my persuasion. As Aji stood next to the butterfly, the terrified butterfly cried out pitifully, “Nya-.”
Aji looked at the wound of the butterfly, which was servilely pleading, then gave a small bark and immediately lowered his head and began to lick the wound.
A butterfly that thought it was biting itself and crouched down. However, after realizing that it was not an attack, he accepted the grooming without resistance.
“Woof woof.”
That’s how Aji’s little tongue painted over the butterfly’s ankle step by step. The teeth marks from Aji’s bite began to heal slowly and at a visible rate.
“Looks like you didn’t get rabies. Well, it must have been better since Aji licked it.”
The curse on one’s own teeth is the antidote to one’s saliva.
It won’t cure it, but it will prevent it from getting worse. After wiping out the wound on her calf, Aji gradually moved up to her thigh. It took quite a long time to lick a butterfly’s calf, probably because of its small tongue.
It wouldn’t be nice to smell too much blood. Shall I ask Tyr to wipe only the blood with the Blood Sculpture?… The king of beasts is a divine being, and while I was thinking about whether that blood would be like that too.
“phew.”
“yes?”
Then Tyr called me.
When I turned around, Tyr grabbed my impatient sleeve and began to lead me out of the training room.
“Get out.”
“yes?”
Squeeze. The power to pull the sleeves is unusual. I was dragged helplessly.
“Isn’t it a bizarre sight? You can’t see it. hurry.”
“No, that’s just grooming.”
“…Should I really use my strength?”
“But the air in this room is somehow very heavy. I need to go outside and take a walk.”
In the instructor’s room at the end of the corridor on the other side, Calis is continuing the blitzkrieg operation. There’s nothing better to see in this place where the agony of the undead can be heard, so I’m going to leave.
The regressor saw me like that and laughed.
“joy. do you know now It’s not that I’m weird, you ‘re the weird one who
accepts this scene casually…”
“What is it? Why… ah!”
‘right! I was crossdressing!’
I want you to calm down a bit. What are you going to do with that brain?
Tsk. no. I’m glad I can’t act. If your ego was weak, would you have stayed sane through the regression? Yeah, I’m glad it’s you.
“We have work to do. come out soon I’ll teach you how to smoke magic candle.”
“I don’t smoke magic weed.”
The regressor firmly expressed his refusal. It was a reflexive response to the extent that it was suspected that he was wearing a thousand glasses.
‘If I depend on something like that, my will is broken every time I return.’
not even sincere
“I’m not asking you to smoke, so please follow me.”
When I glanced around, I saw Tyr summoning up a lot of darkness and staring at me as if to keep me in check. The red eyes continued to follow me even though it was so dark that I couldn’t see anything anyway.
No, how defensive. It’s really embarrassing. Even if they are in human form, a beast is a beast…
“…What are you looking at? Go quickly.”
The bloody eyes that were warm only to me now showed a stern light only to me.
Yeah, there’s no reason to watch a beast groom. I came out as if I had been kicked out of the training room.
Eh. Because I’m in a bad mood, I’m a regressor or a loser.
Taking the regressor and heading to my room, I brought up the hwadu.
“Did you hear about the story? Now the king of cats is addicted to drugs. A special magic herb made from catmint and the leaves of the world tree.”
“uh. I never thought that would be the way to rule the cat king.”
“You can’t get magic grass in the abyss, so what did you do?”
“…wouldn’t it be okay to quit?”
“It means you had no idea. I got it right.”
‘Kuh…! I didn’t think of a way…! but!’
The regressor shamelessly excused himself.
“You can’t even find medicine in the abyss anyway. Then you have no choice but to be patient, right?”
“Think common sense. Would a drug dealer stay quiet because there is no medicine?”
“If necessary, you can overcome it by force…”
“How are you different from the lord of all things? All right, follow me.”
The sullen regressor kept his mouth shut and followed me.
As I walked, I took out the magic candle I had prepared and showed it. It was a catnip magic herb for butterflies that was collected while searching for the arms of the lieutenant colonel and colonel.
“Six magic candles for butterflies that I got from the colonel and lieutenant general. If I just give this to a butterfly, will it disappear in a few days?”
“Since there are six of them, if I were to save and save and use one every three days… 18 days?”
“It’s a day. It is the nature of a drug lord to get rid of a few in one day.”
How can a person who has not taken medicine know the heart of a drug addict?
Sighing, I went into my room and opened the drawer. The 11 magic candles that Calis had supplied were still there. He took it out and laid it out on the table, speaking earnestly.
“No matter how sparingly you distribute it, it will be difficult to consume less than one cigarette a day. What should we do here?”
The leaves surrounding the cigars are made from the leaves of the incense tree.
He tore the outer part of the magic herb cigar. As soon as the leaves are torn, a refreshing, pungent scent flows out and awakens me. Faint magical energy spread throughout the body reacts to the magic candle and flows through the blood vessels throughout the body.
I said, enjoying the cool sensation of having a window in my head.
“I need to call the amount of magic candle right away.”
“Is that okay?”
“Nothing is impossible in this world. In particular, the higher the quality of magic vinegar, the easier it is to increase the quantity. To be exact, it can induce the illusion of pretending to be a high-end product by making only the scent faintly buried. In particular, the catnip magic herb for butterflies is a very small amount, but it is mixed with the leaves of the World Tree…” The
first saintess who showed the miracle of feeding a thousand people with one sheep, which is always mentioned in the Bible of Seonghwangcheong.
I am just like her now.
Unfold the paper and disturb the dry magic plant leaves. Coated with catnip magic herb, which uses even the leaves of the world tree, based on the popular magic herb. And, except for round and round, the tip was slightly folded and sealed.
when the distribution is complete.
“Voila. I mixed two popular magical weeds and one catnip magical weed exclusive for butterflies and distributed them properly. I got 5 Catnip Magic Herbs for butterflies! How is it!”
This is magic and this is miracle.
Cigarettes whose numbers increased as if they were giving birth. Feeling proud, I put one of them to my mouth.
“hey. What if you smoke?”
“Oops. Your body does what it wants.”
Shit. If I sold it outside, I would have earned 100 Alke each. Should I give this to my cat?
My hands are shaking. I managed to get my fingers off the cigar, which kept clinging to it.
While unleashing other magic candles to continue the work, the regressor stared at the more increased magic candles and made a proposal.
“Can you make more if I give you a World Tree leaf?”
“Do you have more World Tree leaves?”
“huh.”
“It’s not enough for one or two, but how much?”
The regressor immediately created a crack in the air and put his right arm in the pocket. After frowning and waving her arms a few times, when she took it out again, in her hand was a twig of a ginkgo tree with thick leaves.
It was a branch of the world tree. A bunch of leaves hanging down.
“This much?”
no it’s ridiculous The Guardians of the World Tree are a tribe that sells leaves but never branches. what the hell did you do
“What the hell are you carrying inside?”
“About everything you need.”
“No, not even a leaf, but a whole branch…”
“Now, take it.”
A regressor willing to hand it over. Should I say that the sense of money is strange or does it not matter because I will return?
The leaves of the World Tree contain the essence itself and have the ability to multiply the efficacy of any herb when mixed well. without any side effects.
In other words, if you roll it with magic herb, a magic herb cigar with several times better effect is born.
Since the leaves of the World Tree do not dry with the normal method, they had to drain the water with their fingers and use Arcus magic. As I roughly tore the dried leaves into long pieces, I tilted my head.
“This isn’t cheap, is it…?”
Filling the inside with more expensive ingredients was so unfamiliar to me, who was aiming for profit by filling the inside with cheap ingredients.
Is this the mindset of the wealthy? Have I been living as a petit bourgeois?
Eventually, a total of sixty magic candles were created. Far from being addicted, the more I smoked, the healthier I felt.
“A magical herb made from the leaves of the World Tree… Can I smoke one of these?”
One cigarette is a precious thing to prevent a runaway of butterflies, but it is an irresistible temptation for smokers. If I put up with this, I can’t say that I’m going to smoke magic vinegar somewhere.
The problem is the regressor.
“That’s it.”
Surprisingly, he readily agreed.
what’s up I quickly picked up a stick of magic weed and said.
“I’m going to smoke magic weed, so I’m leaving.”
“huh? why? Because you smoke.”
“I don’t want to smoke in front of my kids. hurry.”
“what? A child?”
The strong kid got angry at my words, picked up the magical herb that was on the desk, and shouted.
“I can smoke magic candles too! How do you show me?”
Whew. Then it is. I put the magic candle back down. What kind of magic plant would you smoke in such an isolated place?
It’s expensive, and one cigarette is the same as the cat’s king’s life. Even if I took care of it, I had to put it out when the magical candles to make butterflies run out. It’s a pity, but I decided to let go of me as a smoker for a while.
If it’s still there after you escape, steal one and smoke it.
“Aye. Adults should set an example.”
“Because I smoke!”
I trudged out, leaving behind the regressor who was babbling loudly.
‘This episode… I decided to throw it away, so I put off other things and came here, but I can’t throw it away.’
‘I secured the cat king, and the dog king is fine. Tyrkanjaka is also normal. I even thwarted the attempts of the lords of all things. I still don’t know what’s different from the last episode… but I have to check it now.’
‘How far this episode can go. How far it can go.’
