Chapter 247. The circumstances of the gwichanist (1)
The gwichanist.
In this world, there are various types of cynicism holders.
Youngjin hyung only orders delivery food because he’s bored.
Seong-jin eats only boneless chicken, saying he doesn’t want to eat bone-in.
Daho doesn’t turn over the meat on the grill and just eats it, for one reason: the tongs are annoying.
Sarin didn’t leave the house all day because it was annoying to remove sunscreen in the evening.
Even Manager Park, who insists on parking outside just because he doesn’t want to go down a few steps in the underground parking lot.
As such, Lloyd was confident that he had experienced various types of geeks since he was in Korea.
But now?
That pride(?) was being smashed.
Verkis, the Dragon King, finally met at the center of the Dragon Cave.
It was because I thought of him when I saw him.
‘What is this dead person in the corner of the room?’
It was the first thought that came to my mind as soon as I saw it.
It was a level of ignorance I had never experienced before.
It had to be.
The dragon king was spread out as if he had become one with the sofa.
Even though a long-awaited human came to his base.
Even though that person is a being who deserves his patronage.
Even so, the dragon king did not get up from the sofa.
No, I didn’t even turn my head.
Swoop.
Only the languid eyes moved about 2 millimeters.
I wanted to stare at this side for about a second.
Seruk.
‘Why are you sleeping!’
Lloyd shouted inwardly.
It was embarrassing.
I didn’t know that the dragon king was this kind of a nerd.
I didn’t even know he was a guy who fell asleep without saying goodbye even while looking at me.
No, it’s because he’s the Dragon King.
Because he rules all the dragons in the world.
At least I thought it would show something like a ruler.
‘What do we do? Should I wake up? Shall we say hello? Wouldn’t that sound wake you up?’
I thought about that for a second.
However, Lloyd immediately shook his head.
‘No, I think waking her up for no reason would be a hasty move.’
Somehow, I felt that kind of intuition.
saying hello
waking up like that
Will that dragon king really stand up and say hello?
Shall I finally reveal the dignity of a dragon king and gently and frugally hand over comments such as supporting this side or giving promised benefits?
‘I don’t think so.’
Lloyd shook his head again.
No matter how you look at it, that dragon king didn’t seem to be a being that belonged to the category of the top of the author.
What if you were the one to wake up and say hello?
I wouldn’t have fallen asleep like that even after seeing the long-awaited visitor in the first place.
‘Shit. Then what should I do?’
Lloyd licked his lips.
It was embarrassing.
I went all the way to hell and finished all the work, and I only need to receive the last benefit.
I got it and finally got here.
But the dragon king, who should have given the final reward, just fell asleep irresponsibly.
“Haviel.”
“Yes Lloyd.”
“I’ll have to wait a bit.”
Lloyd made a decision.
You shouldn’t wake him up early.
What if you act hastily because you are blinded by rewards?
It could be like sticking your nose in the finished rice.
You may experience the feeling of pouring ramen noodles out of the pot.
He whispered to Xaviel as quietly as possible.
“Then you go a little further over there.”
“What are you planning to do, Lord Lloyd?”
“What am I? I need to make you feel better.”
“How are you feeling?”
“Because there is such a thing, be quiet for now.”
I waved my hand and sent Xaviel away.
lifted the heel
as quietly and secretly as possible.
I walked stealthily on tiptoe and approached the dragon king.
Carefully observed the Dragon King Berkis.
Along with the new confidence, envy bloomed.
‘You’re a real roommate unemployed. It’s just like living the rest of your life. But he’s the richest man in the world. Mr. Ha. i envy you.’
The landlord, not the landlord.
An existence that does not have to worry about eating and living with only the property it owns.
No, even if you just roll around scratching the soles of your feet in the corner of your room, the money in your bank account is growing rapidly. That’s why they live comfortably without grandiose goals or passions in life.
The life of an unemployed man who could be called his utopia.
Lloyd was able to intuit that his role model (?) had appeared before his eyes.
‘i envy you. I’m going crazy with envy.’
Watching the sleeping dragon king, Verkis, made my stomach swell.
My heart was pounding and my stomach ached for no reason.
jealousy? envy?
It wasn’t.
‘Oh, my older brother, whom I’ve always wanted to serve, is here.’
After all, people should be good at making friends.
They brag about their money, brag about it, buy a meal out of it, and boast about their money again.
You should cherish such a person, keep him close, and treat him kindly so as not to lose him.
So, Abu does it at times like this.
Flattery exists to be used at times like this.
The precious, warm, and cozy pan-human values of brilliant service spirit and overflowing consideration and respect were born in the universe for this moment.
Lloyd was so mentally armed.
I gently picked up the finest silk blanket that was rolling next to me.
I covered the sleeping Dragon King Berkis with a blanket as carefully as possible so that there was no gurgling sound.
‘Oh my brother. If I caught a cold, why would I sleep without covering anything?’
Like a sleeping gold nugget.
Alternatively, Lloyd smiled brightly as he looked at the lump of fortune.
His sincerity did not end there.
It moved in slow motion, stealthier than cockroaches walking over the sink at 2 am.
I scanned all around.
Found something suitable.
A golden cup was unearthed.
The spring water rippling around the large cavity was scooped up.
In the meantime, he also found a large fan made of peacock feathers.
Gently cast a fan full of sincerity on the dragon king.
A gentle breeze blew and tickled the dragon king Berkis pleasantly.
Is it because of that?
The dragon king’s sleeping expression became more comfortable.
A satisfied smile bloomed on Lloyd’s lips.
‘It’s fine. Originally, when I sleep on the sofa, if I turn the fan on at the weakest level with the blanket covered, it feels really cool. People and dragons are the same, they are the same.’
Lloyd recalled his own experience.
In the past, before your own house became difficult in Korea.
At the time, I lived in a fairly normal apartment.
There was also a leather sofa for three in the living room.
The sofa was soft and comfortable.
Lying there watching TV couldn’t be that comfortable.
But it wasn’t without its downsides.
‘Because it’s a leather sofa, I get sweaty and hot if I lie down for a long time.’
It was the same no matter how many cushions were laid.
When I lay down, the place where my body touched the sofa became hot because of the heat.
At such times, he always summoned a fan.
What if you cover a thin blanket and turn the fan on?
It couldn’t have been that sweet.
‘Whether it’s a human or a dragon, it’ll be similar.’
Coincidentally, the sofa the dragon king was lying on was a leather sofa.
Thanks to that, the moment I saw it, memories in Korea briefly came to mind, and I provided my own secret technique (?), which I often used at the time, as a service to the dragon king.
The result was still successful.
“…Kuuuuuu.”
Have I become more comfortable?
Dragon King Berkis started snoring in earnest.
A satisfied smile appeared on Lloyd’s lips.
so he didn’t know
Dragon King Verkis snoring comfortably.
The fact that he was observing himself with a feeling of being a little unexpected.
‘What is that?’
Dragon King Berkis thought.
between half-asleep consciousness.
while snoring comfortably.
On the one hand, even though I think it’s annoying.
He glanced at the human who gently fanned himself with narrow eyes.
‘This is my first time seeing a guy like this.’
He was a human who was qualified to be sponsored by the Dragon King.
However, it was not the first human being to obtain that qualification.
Over the past few hundred years, qualified humans have come this far several times.
And everyone gave up and went back.
I didn’t get any support and turned my steps.
The reason was simple.
because he was ignoring
‘Because it was annoying.’
Dealing with humans was annoying.
I had to get up from the sofa to greet the mere human.
To do so, the joints and muscles of the waist and trunk had to be moved.
I had to put my arms on the sofa and put strength on my shoulders.
I even had to raise my head and open my eyes.
I had to open my eyelids and focus my pupils.
Besides, I had to mix it up to the end.
To do so, I had to move my mouth cumbersomely.
I hated that so much.
It was annoying.
I couldn’t bear it because the few seconds of my life, or yongsaeng, spent on such useless movements were a waste.
If he had slept all that time, all his muscles and red blood cells would have enjoyed those few seconds of comfort.
It was so pitiful and heartbreaking to see Yongsaeng waste away like that.
So it was.
I ignored any visitors who came.
I just kept sleeping without opening my eyes.
But, strangely, just doing that solved the annoying problem.
‘Everyone was flustered at first, then begged and relieved of their anger, and eventually went back.’
The candidates for sponsoring the Dragon King came here.
All of those few people were like that.
At first, I was taken aback by this side’s unresponsiveness.
There were also those who were restless and tried to wake us up.
Even so, I ignored it to the end.
Then ordinary humans started hanging on.
Great Dragon King, please open your eyes.
Please do not turn away from me.
Open your eyes, warrior.
Etc.
himself though?
just kept sleeping
consistently and consistently ignored.
Then, the next reaction was to relieve the anger.
‘I was indignant when I realized that I was being ignored. because. Most of them were people with exceptionally strong egos.’
Normally, in order to qualify for the patronage of the Dragon King, a person had to perform a great feat.
It wasn’t just a feat of the human world.
He had to make a feat to the extent of daring to save a dragon’s life with a human body.
In the first place, it was not a feat or achievement that an ordinary human being could achieve.
Of course, the people who did such a thing (?) couldn’t be normal.
All of them were unbeatable heroes.
A test that has reached an extreme level.
A wizard who has attained the highest level.
A priest who was called the saint of the world.
Or even a conqueror who will go down in history.
Just literally, those kinds of people who would never fall for the great man biography series came all the way here with the qualifications of sponsoring the dragon king.
So they couldn’t get support.
‘Because everyone had too much pride.’
A faint smile formed on Verkis’ lips.
Heroes who have made achievements that will remain in the history of mankind.
Their egos were tightly packed with pride and self-respect.
However, I have consistently received bottomless and endless disregard that I have never experienced throughout my life.
It was here in the Demon Dragon’s Cave that he had come expecting to receive a great reward.
That situation broke them down.
‘Everyone couldn’t stand it.’
At first, I was begging.
In the future, no matter how much the dragon king can do this.
How could you ignore yourself like this.
Isn’t this a breach of promise?
openly questioned or indignant.
Then, in the end, I took a step back.
days, months, even years.
These were the things that happened because this side kept sleeping and ignoring them.
Of course, after that, I got scolded by my wife.
What would you do if this happens again?
He said that it is not okay to treat guests who have come from far away so harshly.
Why don’t you put into practice the Dragon King sponsorship system that your mother and Mrs.
It’s really against the rules to just keep rolling around like that.
After you promised that you would be diligent when you got married.
Looking at the promise now, it was indeed three days.
I had to scrape the gourd for several months.
‘Well, I like it anyway.’
Berkis laughed heartily.
Getting ripped off by your wife is fun. happy. The sound of them chattering all day cannot be so pretty to hear.
So, it is better to ignore visitors.
You don’t have to deal with it by accepting the annoyance.
After kicking it out like that, my wife even scratches me with pong pong.
Wouldn’t that be a win-win for you?
Berkis thought it would be the same this time.
The guy who came to the demon dragon cave again.
Lloyd came with an excited heart that he would receive sponsorship.
I thought so from the first time I saw him.
It would be no different from the human heroes I’ve experienced so far.
So, we should treat and respond the same way.
I was pretty sure of that.
It was definitely like that a while ago.
‘But what is this guy?’
Berkis felt absurd.
‘Are you making me sleep more?’
It was.
That person who entered the demon dragon cave today.
He did not dare to look at himself or beg.
He didn’t even try to wake himself up with polite comments.
Cover me with a blanket instead of fussing or begging.
Instead of a comment to wake him up, he fanned him.
Besides, even….
‘Did you pour water into the glass? Could it be that if I wake up in the middle, it’s a sore throat?’
It seemed like that.
Berkis’s way of looking at Lloyd changed a little.
‘Hey man, this. I like it.’
Among the human beings who came to receive support, this is the first one like this.
For now, I don’t think I’ll bother myself.
By gently scratching that itchy spot here.
Berkis liked Lloyd.
So I fell asleep more comfortably.
‘good. I liked it. This is a prize. So you just ignore it naturally, not deliberately.’
I will sleep very sincerely.
I’m not doing this for just anyone.
So, consider it the honor of a lifetime.
Berkis felt a feeling of great satisfaction and even narrowed his eyes.
I really fell into a deep sleep with momentum that would last for several years.
“…growl. Pyuyueu.”
The whole body was completely relaxed.
I fell fondant into the land of blissful dreams.
And I thought.
Next time you wake up?
That favorite person who is fanning now.
At some point, you will give up and disappear.
Then, let her yawn and give her a kiss after she’s been ripped off.
That’s how Berkis came up with a sleep plan (?) for this time.
Of course, as he fell into a deep sleep, he did not worry in the slightest.
He didn’t even worry about a situation where a human with the lid open would attack him in his sleep due to continued ignorance.
No attack can hurt you anyway.
Even if a supernova explodes right in front of you, the same is true.
It’s just that the tip of the nose is slightly up and it stings to the point of being singed.
Because no being in this world can hurt you.
Berkis just put everything down and fell into a deep sleep.
Thanks to him, he didn’t even know it.
while you were sleeping on your own.
What kind of madness would Lloyd, who politely serves himself as a customized service (?), do.
