Episode 087
“What is this… ….”
Liu Cheng-wu muttered while checking the living room that had been hit by a balloon bomb, then stopped. Probably because the rotating lens was visible between the balloons.
The familiar reality camera is back.
‘The reshoots started today.’
Since I haven’t had much time attached to the dorm lately, the reality camera has been short and thick only when I’m picking out content, and then it’s gone.
‘Activities and daily content were already too much to worry about, so I couldn’t use them any more.’
However, since it was the first time that they had such a full-fledged appearance, the members hesitantly entered the living room.
And I found a large note in the shaking balloon. As for how big it was, it only occupied a quarter of the wall in the living room.
[special! Testa’s 1st place commemorative trip]
“Huh?”
“…travel?”
“travel!”
Cha Yoo-jin kicked the balloon at once and approached the wall. Colored balloons, apparently derived from the three Pantone numbers selected as the official colors, soared through the air.
“This is broken! What’s inside!”
“You should be careful, Eugene!”
“Oh.”
Cha Yoo-jin calmly put down a note with a slightly downcast face, perhaps remembering the scolding she had been scolded for last time.
“Okay, let’s check it together.”
“yes….”
I wonder if it is really necessary to do this, but for the picture for the broadcast, everyone tore off the note.
“One, two, three!”
Then, a huge roulette wheel appeared.
‘…Roulette.’
Just hearing the words sounds like a flashback.
However, the members were excited about the smell of full-fledged travel content.
“and! what’s this?”
“Good luck?”
“It is written that the trip is unlucky!”
As Kim Rae-bin said, at the top of the page, there was a large text of 〈Travel blessings and bad luck〉. And the explanation continued in appropriate letters below.
“Um~ ‘You decide the concept of this trip by spinning this roulette together… Testa’s friendship trip for two days and one night’! Wow, are you really serious?”
“So good!”
“Shall we turn quickly…!?”
Even Seon Ah-hyun, who was a bit low on energy, clung to the roulette with excitement. The roulette has a total of 7 slots, each with a different theme written on it.
[History of Healing Mukbang Adventure Extreme Theme Park.] The
“Oh~”
keyword was filled with only fairly distinctive things.
‘Healing would be the best.’
Chuck Bonnie’s schedule is to go somewhere in the mountains and live in the countryside. It’s the most easygoing and I feel like I’m not wasting my stamina except for housework.
“I want to do adventure.”
“Healing is good.”
“It seems that mukbang was put in for the sake of Mundae?”
The guys who expressed their tastes for a while, probably thinking about the amount, soon couldn’t stand it and joined the roulette with excitement.
“Hold them all together and turn them at the same time!”
“OK. Moondae, you too, come quickly!”
“…yep.”
Thanks to that, a strange scene of all six of them playing roulette was caught on camera.
‘Please go out warmly.’
I murmured my wishes and touched the roulette at the same time as the members.
“Ohhh~”
“Go back!”
‘Of course I go back, then I won’t go back.’
The roulette wheel spun for quite a long time and then barely stopped.
“Theme park…!”
Raebin Kim’s earnest words are colorless, but the disk goes beyond the purple section of the theme park… went all the way to red
“Uh uh!”
And the theme was written in an avant-garde font in a red column.
[Extreme Travel]
“…extreme?”
“Ah Extreme!”
Cha Yoo-jin finally realized the meaning of the pronunciation and raised both hands with a smile.
‘Do you like Cha Yu-jin?’
I couldn’t be so ominous.
And after a while, a text message from the production team came on Ryu Chung-woo’s smartphone.
[Testa’s theme for this trip is Extreme~]
[We will serve you with an exciting theme to taste extreme pleasure! *^^*]
[※No redemption!]
“No redemption…?”
“uh…Uh huh… ….”
The complexion of the members began to change, as if the senses trained in survival were activated.
“….”
I approached the roulette.
“Is it Moondae?”
And I played the roulette again.
The roulette that was spinning hard… …
Also stopped at Extreme Travel.
…I looked back.
round and round… …Took.
…it is extreme
And the members realized the situation.
“…!!”
“…It’s a scam!”
…For reference, the production team I met the next day laughed and said, “We have to plan the schedule first, but of course we can’t let it take all seven.”
‘these guys….’
I felt the will to extract viewer ratings from travel content somehow.
…I had a really bad feeling.
* * *
[I checked late because of my schedule. Congrats on winning the music song.]
[Thank you, senior.]
It’s a bit ridiculous to be replying to a text message as soon as I wake up in the morning.
Even if I wrote down the check in the status message, it keeps coming.
For reference, the opponent is Chung Ryeo from VTIC.
‘This bastard is really tired.’
Could he have confirmed it too late when he was also a candidate for first place?
Of course, one of the members would have said that on the day. The airwaves’ triple crown was blocked for three weeks in a row, but I couldn’t have said anything.
‘I think it’s true that I contacted them on purpose.’
As expected, a reply came soon.
[I hope they win 1st place sooner next time.]
It means how good it is for each of us to take 1st place if we go out of our way to get out of the way and not to bother each other.
[thank you. I hope you have a nice day, senior.]
‘I can’t ignore this.’
First of all, I turned off the tok notification. Every time I meet the general manager, it’s like X, but all the bastards are annoying.
“female! line! June! rain!”
“No problem, Jim…Did you pack everything?”
“uh. for a moment.”
As soon as I turned off the smartphone, the sound of the sound of the sound of the sound of the sound of the sound of the sound of the sound.
‘It’s a preparation for departure… .’
It was the beginning of reality travel content.
“Is that the end?”
“uh.”
“Are you okay?”
“sure.”
As soon as I brought a backpack, there were comments from here and there asking if I had too little luggage.
‘It’s 2 days and 1 night, what is it?’
It’s a package tour that goes where the producers direct it anyway. Wouldn’t it be just clothes and brushing tools?
“How about snacks?”
“what?”
“How about snacks?”
“…snack.”
“yes!”
“Let’s go buy something to eat.”
“yes….”
My image in Cha Yoo-jin seems to have become a snack supply book.
‘It feels like a bread shuttle.’
I can’t come to my senses with a cool title that I never wore even in high school.
“Well then…We are finally going on our first trip~”
“Wow!!”
“I hope to make many good memories!”
Anyway, the opening was good in front of the camera crew. Even after being fooled, everyone said that it was a trip, so the excitement was evident.
‘It was a forced march.’
From the time I prepared for my debut album until now, I ran without rest for about two months.
However, I should have already guessed what was going to happen from the moment the production crew smirked at the members.
after about 3 hours.
We arrived at a rural village under a mountain at the end of Gyeonggi-do.
“Congratulations to the testers who arrived at the first destination of the day!”
“and!!”
“The view is really nice!”
It was a bit hot, but the weather was definitely nice. The PD shouted through a loudspeaker to the members who were in a bright mood after a long absence from their outdoor activity.
“Your first extreme activity is…It’s skydiving!”
“…!?”
The atmosphere froze.
“See that light plane up there?”
Doo doo doo… …
A black flying object flitted across the blue sky.
“You’re going to get on there and jump off.”
“…!!”
And it became a mess.
“Aaaaaaaa!!”
“This is perfectly safe…I’m safe… ….”
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha!”
“…Is it impossible to give up halfway?”
“Ah, it’s a waste to get on the plane~ I already paid for this?”
“….”
Lee Se-jin’s face turned pale at the instructor’s leisurely reply.
‘It’s a piece of shit.’
Still, the production team gave the last bastion.
– If you can’t run, you can just come down. Instead, the next course doubles!
‘I think I’m going to curse at the fans for this.’
If someone really cried and said that they couldn’t do it, they were at the level of announcing an apology saying, “Why are you making an idol reality unnecessarily sadistic?”
But that seemed to be rare.
“Let’s jump down one by one!”
“Aaaaaaa!”
Because these guys are surprisingly evil.
It might be natural since they are the ones who have endured so far in Azusa.
Anyway, from Kim Rae-bin, who muttered to himself in the corner, to Cha Yu-jin, who was excitedly stamping his feet, everyone jumped off.
Since there is an instructor behind, it must have played a role in gaining some courage.
“Let’s go!”
“yes yes…!!”
Seon Ah-hyun also jumped down without any problems.
‘I’m next.’
I became the last hitter again. Azusa’s surprise VCR came to mind.
‘This isn’t even scary.’
I’m not dead or injured, so what can I say? I just don’t know what it means to give money.
“Okay, let’s run together. Take a deep breath.”
“yes.”
“Ah, this friend has the strongest heart~ Let’s go!”
A gust
of wind pierced my face.
“…under!”
“Is it good?”
it was good.
…I didn’t even think about it.
A bright blue sky spread out in all directions.
Beyond the blue horizon, mountains and fields spread endlessly.
Although the sun stung my eyes, it was not hot. The wind swirled.
“Come on, parachute~”
With a feeling of pressure, my body slowly stopped in the air and started to move along with the wind.
It was a huge sense of liberation.
“Good ride! Grab this… Let’s push it like this!”
“….”
If I had continued to live as Gunwoo Ryu, would I have thought of doing something like this?
‘Absolutely not.’
I would have asked why I would give that money and jump from the sky.
But now I am doing it.
And there were too many of those things.
Accomplishment performance fan cheers…. sense of living life.
‘…It’s strange.’
It was a state abnormality and whatever, it was good.
Strangely, I liked that I was Park Moondae.
“Let’s land!”
The moment they landed on the ground, those who went down first laughed and waved.
“Arrived at Mundae~”
…Well, I guess an extreme trip wouldn’t be bad. I laughed and stepped on the floor.
* * *
Did I say I wouldn’t be bad?
“Now, the second extreme experience of the day! It is the ‘invitation of the haunted house’!”
“Aaaaa!!”
I will cancel now. The producers don’t know how much.
“Do you see the building ahead?”
“yes…!”
“I can see it, but…!”
Some of the members who were certified as timid were already crying.
The PD excitedly chatted through the loudspeaker.
“This is a horror experience set operated by a professional horror-making team in Korea this time!”
“Ahhh….”
“We only operated this summer, so we can only do it now!”
This detailed explanation… It means PPL.
Lee Se-jin muttered beside him with a gloomy face.
“I guess I just had to endure this summer….”
“….”
That’s it.
“Then everyone, from now on, please share the groups that will enter ‘House of Haunts’!”
“we…!I have bad memories of making Joe…!”
“We will enter together!”
…But, of course, the seed didn’t work either, and Testa started splitting into groups.
