If I can’t debut, I’ll get sick to death Episode 078
Moon-dae, who was in the seat next to me, was already staring at her with a weak smile.
“hello.”
“…!!”
conversation! First conversation with Mundaengdaeng at close range!
‘Huh.’
Because of the sudden tension rising up, the mouth that had been talking well until just now opened half a beat late.
Years of fansign experience was useless… ….
“Oh hello. It’s Moondae.”
“Um, sister?”
‘crazy!’
A complex feeling of wanting to praise herself for listening to her older sister as well as wanting to beat herself for hitting her half-heartedly, dominated her.
“that’s right!”
“nice to meet you. …Would you like some of this?”
“…!?”
Moondae quickly took out something from under the desk and held it out.
…It is a lollipop.
It wasn’t just a manufactured product sold at a convenience store. It was cute and large with pretty animal decorations, and it smelled like a specialty store.
“I’m giving… ?”
“yes. That was delicious.”
“….”
It suits the character, and somehow tears flowed.
‘Why are you giving me… ….’
I haven’t even received the payment yet, so I don’t have any money, so why did I prepare something like this?
‘I think it would have cost some money to buy 100 of them… ….’
She almost fell into emotion for a moment while holding the candy, but luckily Park Mun-dae didn’t even give her a break and started talking right away.
“Is that mine?”
“uh? uhh… huh!”
She realized that it was her turn to return, and she had reflexively pulled out her garland.
‘In the self-introduction video, I wanted to see the use of a corolla item instead of chicken feet, so I made a conversation asking for it… …There was no need for that. Park Mun-dae immediately grabbed the flower crown and placed his chin on his head.
“…!”
“…Do you take pictures of your sister? I’ll keep using it, so don’t worry.”
Park Mun-dae swept an autograph for his stunned hommage.
“Your name?”
“uh…. My Name.”
Homma realized that he had given his real name, not his account name, out of embarrassment at the unexpected situation only after the signing was over.
‘I was going to get it as an account name from Moondae… !’
However, this thought also evaporated at the end of the next door.
“Thank you for coming. …It would have been nice if I had a more fun personality, but I’m not the type of person who is good at talking… …What are you curious about?”
“No um…“
No, Mundaeng! Your personality is funny enough!
…she wanted to answer, but as she saw the staff approaching to shout ‘I’ll move’, she reflexively asked quickly.
It was because I witnessed the staff constantly acting tight in front of me.
“What is M MBTI?”
“I don’t know because I’ve never done that, but I’ll try it and let you know.”
After that fruitless conversation, she was forced to leave her desk at the beckoning of the staff… .
No, I should have left… ?
“wait a minute.”
She was still sitting at the desk.
It’s because Park Moon-dae was holding on to her album with one hand on purpose!
‘Uh uh… ….’
Moondae Park asked again as if nothing had happened.
“Since you couldn’t answer the previous question, do you have any other questions?”
In an instant, Homma’s brain went back to normal.
It was part of the conversation log that I had originally prepared.
‘Mundae, we met when you wore a Welsh Corgi and went around advertising certifications, do you remember?!’
But the clothes… It moved faithfully to its instincts and public interest.
“If you only have one favorite food other than chicken feet, what would it be? I know you eat well!”
Park Moon-dae laughed.
“I like all chickens.”
“Oh really?”
“yes. I’ll buy it next time. What does your sister like? Chicken feet?”
Bar Didn’t he just say he was buying something else? And you just joked about the chicken feet, right? oh oh oh
However, as there was no time, Homma hurriedly gave an answer.
“I like chicken too!”
“Looks like we have similar tastes. great.”
Homma, who was about to say, “And Mundae is better,” was blown away by Park Moondae’s friendly reply.
All prepared infusions were blocked by the idol’s preemptive attack… ….
“movement! I will!”
“hmm.”
The staff tried again, and this time Moondae Park also obediently sent the album to the fan.
She barely came to her senses, held out a hand, and shouted selflessly.
“Shake hands!”
“ah.”
Park Moon-dae immediately raised his hand and put a handshake instead of a handshake. And smiled and waved.
“…!”
“Good luck.”
“…Uh uh.”
oh my god.
oh my god…!
She sighed and returned to her seat.
And I sat down and thought.
‘Crazy really… .’
Why are you so calm and kind?
Even the vocalization was good, so the conversation went well without shouting.
‘I knew it would be sincere since it was my first fansign! like that! I don’t think I’ll do well!’
It was really useless to prepare myself for being the type that would be a little indifferent to things like this… !
She wanted to roar after hitting them all, but she held back with superhuman patience and picked up the camera instead.
‘I will take the best cut of the corolla.’
The fighting power ran rampant. She silently operated the camera.
Through the viewfinder window, I could see Park Moon-dae wearing a garland.
However, before he knew it, he was also wearing rabbit ears, a steady item for fan signing events. Prickly white ears rose above the yellow flowers.
“uh!”
suited!
Afterwards, Park Moon-dae even received a cotton ball doll that looked just like him. Homma reflexively guessed the size with a hawk’s eye.
‘Is it a 20cm production?’
Moondae hesitated a little and seemed to be contemplating the location, but the doll was soon placed on top of his shoulder.
cute!
All three items fit together very well. Fans with cameras everywhere shouted Mundae and urged them to look at the camera.
“It’s Moondae!”
“Mundang!”
“Bakmundae is here!”
Park Moon-dae took advantage of the gap between the next fan carrying the album and found his own camera like a ghost and made eye contact with him.
Of course, it was during the time he was born from his previous job.
‘omg.’
But that time passed quickly.
Surprised by Park Moon-dae’s accuracy in finding his camera, Homma realized the reason only after seeing several fans getting autographs.
‘You make the most of your time… .’
He persevered so that the fan who received his autograph could spend all the remaining time until it was the next person’s turn.
It was an obvious choice considering that he was in the final position.
‘Our Mundaeng… I was born under the star of an idol… …. No reply… ….’
Homma was moved by the professional attitude of being an idol for 10,000 years.
Moondae Park, beyond the viewfinder, was now shooting the money gun as well. Watching Park Moon-dae among the scattering fake money, I really wanted to put cash in every pocket.
‘Don’t retire for the rest of your life, you have to walk the money path.’
She thought warmly when she saw Keun Se-jin and Park Moon-dae throwing fake money that had fallen on the desk at each other.
The problem arose after that.
This time, the fan who moved to get Moondae’s autograph presented… It was a yellow Welsh corgi hat.
‘I’m going to change soon.’
It’s a little disappointing, but I took some shots of the corolla, so it’s time to be satisfied. She licked her lips and waited for Moondae to put on the Welsh corgi hat.
As expected, Mundae took off his corolla and rabbit ears and put on a hat.
But it didn’t end there.
Park Moon-dae put a crown of flowers and rabbit ears on it after enough time had passed for him to take several shots of himself wearing the hat.
“…!!”
At that moment, Mundae’s words rang in Homma’s head.
– I’ll keep wearing it, so don’t worry.
…And really, Park Moon-dae didn’t take out ‘a single item’ until the fan sign was over.
* * *
“….”
“…Hehe”
After the fan signing, the moving car was quiet. It was because all the guys who were tired of chatting with 100 people in a row stretched out.
Thanks to that, I think I can check the internet quietly. I let out a small sigh.
‘…I’ve done everything I can for now.’
Still, I can’t say in good conscience that I paid 100,000 won per minute.
I briefly recalled a few people.
– You can poke the cheek… ?
-Three types of aegyo in Moondae-ya! fast!
-Is it okay if I attach this!?
– Wake up call! Can’t I just give you a wake-up call?
Well, most of the requests were expected through preliminary research. Thanks to that, I think I cleared it safely without panicking.
‘I was a bit embarrassed… It was worth doing.’
Occasionally, there were people who argued that they didn’t like Bakmundae, but it was just okay.
Well, I didn’t mean to crush my face with my fist.
On the contrary, people who kept giving money tried to impress Park Moon-dae, which made me more embarrassed.
‘On the side of giving money… …?’
I reflexively recalled the student who came wearing a Welsh corgi mask and made a three-line poem with ‘Park Moon-dae’, and soon realized what I was originally trying to do. reaction monitoring.
“Um”
Let’s turn on the smartphone.
first…Testa’s first fansign was trending in real time on social media.
‘This was to some extent expected.’
It was private, but there were so many people who were interested that real-time articles were posted almost live.
-Kids’ fansign response is crazy, the kids talk more than me;; My family register was robbed by Cha
Yoo-jin.
-Ah Testa, everyone was so nervous hahahahaha so cute! (Short greeting video)
-Hey, who gave Ahyeon the Monocle? Just thank you Three generations will be
blessed
. .
‘It seems like a good choice to suggest banning post-it notes.’
Since there were a lot of viewers for < Azusa >, the group is basically getting a lot of attention.
It was right not to give room for anyone to manipulate and post it as they please.
‘Thanks to that, there are no useless rumors on the surface.’
Instead, I posted one on the trend by myself, as if what I did became quite a hot topic.
[#6 Mundaengdaeng March]
…Let’s take a look at one of the most liked posts.
————=
: Aaah everyone, look at the mundaengdaeng stunt parade, the fans gave you a tower on your head hahahahahahaha Isn’t it a dog material that is attached to his stuff? (
Photo )
The edited photos caught my eye by continuously attaching cuts to the photo.
‘…I think I overwrote one or five at the end.’
I don’t want to collapse at all.
I was a bit regretful that I was so conscious of the 1.32 million won that I had to use unnecessary recklessness, but it is fortunate that I even laughed at it.
Let’s take a look at some more popular reviews.
-Park Moon-dae is really crazy. Wow, the staff told me to skip it, but he didn’t, and he stayed with me until the end. Wow, he almost proposed to me. -Moon-dae
even picked out my dinner lol Did I tell you? You really thought I was a kid in my house
. -Review of fansign (7) Lastly, we are here!
I asked to grant the wish of the person who won the rock-paper-scissors game, but I lost.
But Moon-dae took a quick look and changed his own and lost ㅠㅠ I thought my heart was falling
-To Moon-dae… The thing that gave me a wad of cotton… Best moment of the year… He said that Moondae was soft, and he was amazed. He took it with his own hands
. ….”
that…The stuffed toy, called a wadding ball, feels good to the touch, so I kneaded it like a stress ball, so I brought tea with me.
It fits nicely in my bag now.
It made me feel strange somehow.
‘Shouldn’t the person who received it be thrilled… ?’
I mean, why is the person who gave me a gift made by making it themselves so thrilled?
Anyway, thank you so much and moved on to the next post. This was the most shared article.
-Ah, it’s Mundae’s first fan sign, so I prepared candies according to the number of people ㅠㅠ No, when our dog grows up, even stuff like this ㅠㅠ My sister keeps it as an heirloom! (Photo)
‘… I brought it to you to have something to eat in case you’ll get bored if you just sit there after signing.’
How come he didn’t eat even a minute.
Anyway, it was good that you enjoyed it, but the text that just ran under it was a problem.
└Ah… I wondered what he gave me, was it candy? I thought I gave you something great…
└? do you know me
└ No, but it’s a pity, so I’m going to put it on hehe You must have spent a lot of money just buying stocks, but you’re thrilled with a cost-effective idol who just gave you a candy… ㅠ Take care of your self-esteem
└ All weird people come out; Block~
‘Hmm.’
I manipulated the tabs and looked around the Internet.
When I checked, I started posting bullshit on similar anonymous accounts for each popular community post. Judging from the timing, it was an organized move.
– Am I the only one who feels a bit selfish? It’s cheap for the first time, but I didn’t think that only one of the members would prepare like that;
– I want to make fun of the fans who are reluctant because it seems like they are
getting good value for money with lollipops. Ha
– What’s the point of stacking fansitems like that? Not pretty… I just debuted at number 1, but the popularity within the actual team isn’t that much, so I feel very self-conscious. I
knew it would be like this.
‘How can these bastards have the same pattern?’
However, after < Azusa >, which seemed like inferno, was over, it seemed that he was scratching at it gently, noticing that he had confirmed that the primary words were not working well.
Actually, after the audition, you can ignore these guys.
But it’s a problem when you throw candles at people who were having fun.
‘Let’s solve it quickly.’
I clicked my tongue and turned on Testa’s SNS.
