If you can’t debut, you’ll get a fatal disease Episode 361
Walking through the rice paddies in the countryside at night can be quite creepy. It’s because there are not so many lights like in the city, and the street lights are flickering intermittently.
Still, it doesn’t seem to have much effect on people who are used to it from the beginning.
I asked the guy who was trudging along with a shovel.
“Aren’t you afraid?”
“…! Maybe I have a reason to be afraid… .”
done. let’s keep going I picked up my smartphone and turned on the video recording mode.
“Is it a camera?”
“I think we should film how the situation is going.”
I waved my hand at the selfie camera. Kim Rae-bin also hangs his head in the cold.
“hello everyone. The time now is 3:30 in the morning. We left the house safely.”
“That’s right.”
“I will explain why I came out.”
I boldly declared.
“No more carrot economic fraud…We decided to start a revolution.”
“yes??”
“revolution.”
Kim Rae-bin’s pupils began to tremble.
“I…brother. Of course, getting carrot coins is important, but wouldn’t it be rude to dig up someone else’s field? .”
“That is of course rude.”
“yes?”
I stopped at an obscure area where a stream starts at the end of a rice field.
It must have come this way.
“Let’s leave the shovel here and go.”
“The shovel…?”
Kim Rae-bin becomes dazed for a while, but regains his intelligence again.
“If you’re still pulling carrots, wouldn’t it be easier to bring a shovel?”
I chuckled.
“The destination is not a carrot field.”
“…!”
“If you do this, other people will know that you are going to a carrot field, so I brought it out.”
There are unmanned cameras all over the house. Of course, someone from the youngest must be watching on duty.
If so, our sudden action would have been reported as well.
“I’m heading to the carrot field,” he said.
‘I should have predicted it in the first place.’
Coins and carrots with a one-to-one exchange rate.
Then, wouldn’t there be people who go to frost real carrots in the middle of the night?
Just look at Kim Rae-bin right now.
“Are you worried that you’re going to steal crops from someone else’s carrot field?”
“I never question my older brother’s morality, and since it’s an entertainment show, I thought it might be possible to do that kind of behavior!”
“okay. I had a lot of trouble thinking about it. Worry no more.”
It’s because fishing aimed at it in reverse.
‘Where are you in the carrot field, look at me.’
For those of you who can’t catch up, aren’t we recording separately like this?
I put a flashlight and a hoe on the shovel. And I moved on again.
“Are you throwing it away?”
“No, I’ll leave it for a while and come back and take it. It’s kind of like walking into a store with a shovel.”
“It is, but…Are there any shops open this morning?”
“Yes.”
I raised my finger and pointed to a faintly sparkling sign in the distance.
“A 24-hour business trip.”
“…?”
Kim Rae-bin follows his finger and turns his gaze. I took it with my camera.
A puzzled face fills the screen.
“why…How are you?”
“I hear you’ve visited places like this before and made a request.”
I heard it last time I was talking about my childhood.
“yes. It is, but….”
“Okay, I believe in you.”
“…?? Oh I see!”
Kim Rae-bin became more confused, but answered quickly. It’s really easy to work because he doesn’t throw up.
“good. Let’s go in.”
We entered an old building that was still lit.
Red letters blow in the wind on illegal road advertisements.
[Woori General Hardware Store]
[Emergency business trip available – open 24 hours]
* * *
And a bright morning.
“Is everyone awake?”
“good morning….”
“…Why are you guys coming out of the hallway instead of your room… ?”
We returned home after 7pm.
I don’t have anything in my hand. It’s just the tools I took with me when I left.
The PD, who was camped out in the yard, asked in a panicked voice.
“Where have you two been?”
Still, since I sent a text message to the production team last night saying that I was on an adventure, I probably wouldn’t have filed a missing person report.
I answered, putting the shovel back in the yard.
“I was going to go to the carrot field, but I got lost.”
“Hahahaha!”
Are you happy?
Be very happy. it’s more fun that way
And after the production team’s interrogation, questions from colleagues pour in.
“What did you do? Did you eat something delicious with Raebin Kim? Did you do something fun?”
“no. I’m starving.”
“Oh…all right. cheer up.”
Cha Yoo-jin passed.
And when you pass those who are still asleep or just woke up, one of them puts a headlock on you.
Of course it’s a big deal
“No, I am very sorry. How can I leave Sejin and cut the amount at night like this… Sobbing.”
let go man
“There is no such thing as quantity. Because I didn’t have a camera, I used a smartphone.”
“Isn’t Park Moon-dae’s filming skill taken like a complete professional? It must be an important scene, I’m more sad~”
Really.
“I thought I would get caught if there were a lot of people, so that’s okay? I took Rabin because he had a role to play.”
“oh….”
Big Sejin stops crying and grins.
“Are you more and more curious?”
“I’ll deliver it before breakfast, so gather the kids.”
“hmm?”
I chuckled.
“Because you did a good job. We have to share.”
and after a while
The production crew hears Testa’s sudden declaration of going out.
“Everyone, you only have 4 coins, are you really going to the grocery store?”
“yes. I still want to go.”
“Ah, it’s good for us~ Everything is the heart of Testa’s grandchildren!”
As if oiled, use the tongue well once. He must have been excited to draw funny images of us nervous about buying anything.
Anyway, we went to the mart again in the morning accompanied by the production team.
As soon as I entered the entrance, Liu Chengwu explained in a kind voice.
“Guys, then shall we choose everything we want to eat?”
“Yeaaah! great!”
“Well then…I’ll bring you some fruit… !”
The production team was taken aback when they saw the members scattering in perfect order.
“Huh?”
“what?”
And the PD speaks to me in a coy voice.
“You know that frost in a carrot field is stealing, right? Double deducted as a penalty?”
“Because I didn’t.”
It seems to suspect that he dug up carrots and hid them in a corner of the field where the guards couldn’t reach.
Unfortunately, that’s not the case.
“Okay~ So this is the end?”
“for a moment.”
“Wamundae is big. One duck per person?”
When I go to the checkout with a mountain of items from the mart, the manager of the mart greets me again.
But what you say is different.
“Um~ Do all the coins…Just address that one.”
“…!!”
“Thank you~”
Cries of embarrassment from the production team attach to Sejin, who is just about to finish the calculation.
“Ha ha?”
“Wait.”
“This can’t be like this…?”
“Huh? There’s no way this could happen. That’s what the manager said~ Hyung Chung-woo, please pay the bill!”
“Haha yes.”
Ryu Cheong-wu held out a coin and finished the calculation.
Chalkang!
Looking at the amount displayed next to it, I think I bought 300,000 won. Production costs are high.
PD barely asked.
“…What did you do?”
“What.”
“No, what did you do?”
“Why do you keep doing that? Originally, residents voluntarily receive the price they want. Yes?”
“….”
Around the open-mouthed PD, the sound of other staff holding back laughter can be heard.
I motioned to Kim Raebin not to say anything and nodded.
“It’s nice that it’s cheap.”
“I know.”
Complete section 1 first.
After having a grandiose breakfast, I drove the trolley again to help the elderly.
“Yeah-ho!”
“Cha Yujin, you speed up! speed!”
And this time, enthusiastic and generous coins are pouring in.
“Take this~ Thank you for cleaning the yard yesterday~”
“Thank you…!”
“Oh, young people are having a hard time~ Here! I’m perfect! I put five.”
“wow! Dad really… After all, good-looking people have a different way of thinking, right?”
36 coins in just 3 hours.
More than the first day.
The members shrug their shoulders.
“Oh~ I earned as much as my daily wages at our carrot farm.”
“All right. let’s go.”
At this point, the PD self-destructed.
“Elderly massage chair…Don’t you need it?”
“I need it~ It would be great to have one~”
“Ugh!”
PD can’t stand it and starts to spit out alien words made up of exclamations.
If translated, it would be something like ‘the idiots who make the game dirty’. That’s too much praise.
I low-key high-fived the members.
Section 2 success.
And when it’s time to eat the new chimpanzee.
I prepared for the last exposition before I had a brain break.
“Finish washing the dishes~”
“Let’s take a break.”
Between the guys lying on the veranda, Ryu Cheng-wu secretly untied his lucky bag and put it in front of him, as if to lie down comfortably.
And the production crew, who were confused and asked about the news of the village, quickly asked for the rice cake.
“What the hell….”
The artist, who was looking through the lucky bag just in case, soon found something.
“Huh?”
“why?”
Then, he calls PD furiously and holds out a coin.
“Is this different?”
“…!!”
The producers begin to hum. And for a while, turning the phone like crazy and running around.
Just in time, good news is delivered.
“Someone threw dozens of carrot coins in every house in the morning! I thought it was a special offer… .”
“…!”
oh i heard
It’s already too late though.
“…Testa’s grandchildren.”
“yes.”
“now…They say there are over a thousand carrot coins unlocked in this town?”
“is it so?”
okay.
If you think that your coin holdings are as high as the TOP 10 stable, wouldn’t it be natural for people to return?
“Even at the mart…There are about five hundred of them?”
“is it so.”
okay. We negotiated on the other side as well.
-If the camera comes in the future, please be able to buy all of them with one coin.
Anyway, since we charge the producers for the goods, there is nothing to lose.
“Everyone, how did this happen?”
“We don’t know. yes?”
“Well then.”
PD cries out.
“Mr. Moondae! Mr. Rabin! What did you do when you left at dawn?”
What are you doing, carrots?
I didn’t go to the field at dawn, but I did mine coins.
‘It’s because the mining method is different.’
So who wants to make coins sloppily like a gift toy for kids?
easy to replicate.
“No this…! this! It’s fake.”
“What’s the problem?”
I tilted my head as I watched the astonished production team holding a yellow carrot-patterned coin that was identically printed at the hardware store.
“I don’t know. They look the same, aren’t they all the same?”
“Are they exactly the same?”
“…I don’t know the difference either.”
The production crew screams at the assistance of the members of the same name who naturally agree.
okay.
It’s fun to see a variety show where people who are originally popular suffer from unexpected situations.
But I think that’s not necessarily the style.
therefore…How about a certain entertainment production team that cheats on the cast members who have only walked the road to success so far?
those guys now.
“anyway! Mr. Moondae, Mr. Rabin, you must have ordered something from the hardware store!”
I guess you figured that out now.
“yes.”
“Right now, Testa’s grandchildren can only use carrot coins. What happened?”
PD exclaimed excitedly at the tail he finally caught.
I shrugged.
“Ah, he gave it to me for free as a fan of mine.”
“…!!”
“who! I work with a fan heart! You gave me money, right!”
uh. Of course, it was put on externally. It’s comfortable because a celebrity whose face is known is like this.
It was processed by real-time express at night, so it was several times more expensive, but it was not a waste.
But I answered without changing my expression.
“Do you have any proof?”
“Oops!”
If you do that well, I’ll catch your back.
And soon the PD changed the target.
“Mr. Rabin!”
“Yes yes?”
“Mr. Lavin, you are a good person. No, do you condone such lies?”
“That is….”
Oh oh. That’s a good approach.
But I expected you to.
“I am not lying.”
“yes…?”
Kim Rae-bin clenched his fists and said.
“And the carrot coin…It is a desirable flow to return a lot to everyone.”
“…!!”
“If there is a problem, I will provide you with a massage chair at my own expense!”
“yes??”
I already brainwashed myself for 2 hours… No, I persuaded him by explaining it well.
“….”
That’s how the production team sank.
“Buy everything from our mart at Moondaemundae. One coin.”
“Wait.”
“Why, you said you would get one because the residents voluntarily set the price.”
“sorry! sorry!”
Even the writers hurriedly lift up the sketchbooks they wrote down.
[We have rabbit-like production costs and PPL! Help me!]
Surrender unconditionally.
“healing! I’ll heal you!”
“Only this time?”
“Next time too! Next time, we will send you a hot spring over there as our very healing full course hot spring!”
In this way, the economic disturbance of the carrot coin system ended with a rice cake due to indiscriminate mass production.
And just at that point, the preview for episode 1 was released.
