If you can’t debut, you get a fatal disease Episode 359
Rumble.
“…The scenery is nice.”
“There is a cow over there…!”
Idyllic road scenery passes by beyond the commenters clinging to the window.
Yes. We are loaded into a typical chartered tour bus and are on our way to the countryside.
Of course, there were cameras all over the bus. In other words, since this will also appear on the air, it means that it cannot be wasted.
“Wow~ Is there a karaoke machine here?”
“Oh, it’s been a while since I saw that.”
“Call me! Mike, please!”
“okay! Shall we bet?”
Keun Se-jin smiled and lifted the karaoke microphone and raised the atmosphere. It’s an entertainment type attitude that seems almost desperate.
I understand.
I can’t stand this peaceful and uncut atmosphere.
“Come on~ Our main vocalist has to sing just one song here!”
You work really hard.
“Give me.”
“Ohhh!”
I chose a popular song that was about 10 years old and sang it as exciting as possible while trying to draw the best number.
This one is equally desperate.
‘When I arrived, there was a possibility that it was a deep-sea fishing boat… It’s not there.’
Producers, please do what you do well.
“That blue sea~ Cool wind~”
“Oh! Oh oh!”
Please let’s go with the meta that feeds the cast!
But when I finally arrived, what I saw… …It is a cozy and warm rural farmhouse.
“….”
A picturesque country house with a veranda on a blue roof and lots of sunlight.
members are excited
“Whoa!”
“It is a wonderful home with a very cozy feeling!”
“….”
no…Appearance may be fake. yes it is important
But after entering.
“here…The floor is warm.”
“There is a sense of life, so it feels more friendly.”
“It really is…!”
Neatly organized ondol rooms have a nostalgic charm, from mother-of-pearl cabinets and white porcelain classics to colorful candy cans and table tops.
“Have you seen the refrigerator?”
“…Yes, there were many.”
The kitchen is equipped with various seasonings and rice side dishes.
The sunlight shines through the windows, and the air is very warm. I swallowed.
‘…It’s better inside.’
It is a house where the so-called romance and longing of rural life are tightly packed.
‘What kind of nonsense did the art director hear?’
With a title like < That House's Grandson >, why did you make the lodging so useless?
To dare not fuck the cast is a betrayal.
“Wow~ Really great! How do you do this?”
Big Sejin saw the atmosphere and already changed the content with a housewarming reaction.
try hard
In the meantime, the director also sneaks up on words.
“Haha everyone, I borrowed all of these from residents, so I have to return them at the end of the period, so please use them carefully~”
“Yes!”
Why are you talking like that with a warm expression on your face?
I opened my mouth just in case.
“If we have to pay….”
“Oh, that can’t be the case~ Of course we paid for everything with the rental! never! No way!”
yes thank you very much
‘It really looks ruined.’
After a while, we finished the reaction at the word to gather on the veranda and came out.
“Grandchildren of Testa, please sit here~”
“Yeah~”
and a light briefing on the contents follows.
It’s not much different from what I heard at the meeting. Living in the countryside, helping the elderly with their work and eating.
‘no fun….’
Rather, it is a structure that we receive every day, unless it is a full-fledged hardcore volunteer activity.
And the production team’s explanation did not end there.
“Next is how to get paid~”
A lucky bag is already on the table placed on the veranda. Liu Chengyu picked it up and opened it.
“what? WOW~”
“…that’s interesting. Is it a bottle cap?”
In it, a circle engraved with an intaglio pattern sparkles.
“You can only spend one currency here, and you can learn more through various tasks!”
The director points to the lucky bag.
“Right~ < Carrot Coin >!”
“Oh oh!”
That sounds like an unsound name.
However, the members shine their eyes even at the toy-like coin made by pressing the bottle cap.
“Why is your name carrot?”
“It’s because this is a one-to-one exchange with real carrots~”
“Hahaha!”
A generous reaction pours out even to the production crew who say anything.
“I understand~ Carrots and carrots!”
“Are you new?”
“Let’s use this for public money.”
And then I just nodded.
‘Then it is.’
There is no way that this drug-drinking production team could graze the cast so freely and abundantly.
‘I must have played with a coin.’
Obviously, the debt will snowball or the coin will be sorely lacking that it will create a puzzled picture.
‘Then for the impact… .’
I need to start with massive consumption.
finally head back I eagerly pounced on my luck.
“For now, let’s go see this from the market for a meal.”
“It’s good.”
“I will make a list of what to buy!”
Shall we aim for the picture that makes us panic after seeing the price?
As I entered the grocery store, I asked the production crew meaningfully, holding a coin given to me by Ryu Chung-woo.
“Are you lending me this too?”
However, the production team responded sternly.
“no. I’m just giving you the initial funds!”
“…yes.”
…It doesn’t seem like a lie.
well it could be If so, do you feel like you are running out of coins because the prices are ridiculously high?
We started shopping.
“How much is this?”
Towels are a must. Surely surprise people by asking outrageous prices for this kind of thing… .
“Ah~ young people are those…Anyway, these are two carrot coins! Just give me that!”
“thank you. please.”
“…?”
for a moment.
“Please buy that!”
“Does Eugene want to eat dalgona? Okay~ Auntie, how much is this?”
“Oh wow, you look so handsome. uh? That’s great~”
“Thank you! My aunt is also very beautiful~”
“Really? Then, 7 of these and that one coin are perfect!”
“…Hey! Awesome! thank you!!”
“…?”
What you choose is ridiculously cheap.
‘They’re giving it away.’
what is this
After receiving dalgona from Keun Se-jin and almost missing it, I looked back at the production team and got lucky.
“…It’s very cheap.”
“The residents are all kind.”
That means that the residents arbitrarily set prices for things.
Then the camera goes back and it’s not even real money, so of course I’ll give it away!
‘Is there a screw missing in the head?’
Did these lax, meaningless, free rules come out of their minds?
“Then, shall we go in and have a quick meal?”
“It’s nothing. Shall I try this time… ? How much meat is grilled… .”
“…It’s good.”
-Free water, easy work, good house, difficult to solve.
I made a comprehensive judgment.
‘It’s ruined.’
Who would want to see a filthy, well-known idol doing simple healing to his heart’s content?
No, of course, fans might want to see it, but… No matter what, there must be some kind of stimulus that will arouse some interest.
‘There’s no curve.’
With this bland structure, you can’t catch the emotion, laughter, or spiciness.
In a word, it’s a blind man who knows everything.
I’d rather have them do flex in a great place. Right now, the concept is neither one nor the other.
‘It will turn.’
I shoveled dalgona into my mouth and suppressed my drool.
Of course, in fact, I tried to reroute the program several times before setting off.
Everything was good, from the forced march concept to the horror special. If only I could make it a little more provocative.
But surprisingly it didn’t work.
-Oh, that’s a bit… . Yes?
– I don’t think so.
All entrance cuts.
The production team said they had already finished talking with the agency and left like a snake.
‘Why are these bastards so obsessed with healing while brushing their teeth so well?’
The program right before it was also a quiz show where the actors got into trouble, so why are you doing this to us?
I tasted bitterly.
‘Is it too hot?’
Because Testa is so popular, it seems that if we roll it right now, we will say something different or the fans will get angry.
It’s a situation that’s likely enough, so it’s just an appetite. Sweet and bitter X feet.
“Hey~ Look at this at Mundaemundae. There are eels here too!”
“wait.”
I decided to find a job and do more.
Now that this has happened, what can I do if I have to imprint the image of a harmonious workaholic in order to benefit from the image.
‘If it doesn’t exist, I’ll make it.’
Thanks to that, the sweet and sour pork I made for dinner came out amazingly well, including all the useless steps.
…It would be nice if this could be used as a mukbang at least. Please.
* * *
Attempts to somehow weave the contents continued, but no matter how much I thought about it, I couldn’t come up with an angle.
amazingly peaceful
‘It’s gone.’
Still, something came after dinner on the first day.
The guys who went downstairs came wearing something.
“Voila!”
“wow….”
A grinning Liu Cheng-wu places a black-nosed, white-haired dog on the verandah.
The guy energetically plays with all fours.
“king!”
“….”
I almost reached out inadvertently, but then took it again.
A tuft of hair small enough to be picked up and lifted.
“I met the camera director’s grandmother, and she said it was one of the puppies from that house’s dog.”
“I kept following him and saying Okay and bringing him back!”
“This name is Mungerae.”
“king!”
The dog gets stuck between me and Saejin Bae and struggles. Bae Se-jin’s face turned red.
“Can I listen?”
“You’ll just have to grab the side here.”
I watched the stupid, thoughtless face of the dog and its fluttering tail.
‘This…It might be okay.’
Because people love dogs.
Besides, it’s obvious that he doesn’t even have a breed, so there’s no needless controversy. hmm. good.
I nodded my head inwardly, quite willingly.
“Since this puppy also came to Testane, I should get a working name~ How about Mundaengdaeng?”
“hey.”
Then, reacting hypersensitively to Sejin Sejin’s bullshit, he ran through the yard with Sejin Sejin and the dog.
“ha ha ha!”
I wondered if the threshold for laughter was too low, but the members and staff laughed anyway.
…maybe not bad From that day on, the dog slept together in the middle of the ondol room.
Even after that, the small work continues.
Digging potatoes Watering crops Feeding ducks Giving villagers massages.
And what I do now is deliver groceries.
“Oops!”
“We are almost done.”
It is to distribute goods to farmhouses far away.
Traveling the country roads with the dog was perfect to do without thinking.
and on the way back.
“Hey, shall we take a break over there?”
“Good judgment!”
There are no restrictions, so you can use your time as you please.
That’s why in the late afternoon right before sunset, you can put a bicycle hanging on a cart and sit in the pavilion.
“I want to lie down~”
“Me too!”
And you can even stretch it out.
‘He does everything.’
They were lying together in the picture, but it is questionable whether there will be a replacement for this.
At that time, Seon Ah-hyun, who was lying next to him, murmured briefly.
“I think this kind of thing is good too.”
“….”
“Without any worries…It’s been a while since I’ve spent time.”
“…I know.”
In the meantime, I ran hard and ran hard. It’s a job where you’ll fall if you stop.
‘It’s to the point of making plans to efficiently rest even when resting.’
…It must be such a long time.
Time passes aimlessly.
“It’s one per person. No more.”
“Boo….”
Bae Se-jin, who just ran into the supermarket, asked for a hard drive he had brought.
it tastes like fruit The grass is shaking in the
gentle
breeze.
“Smells good.”
“huh.”
It’s still.
I lay in the pavilion and realized that I was quite relaxed.
“….”
perhaps…Maybe this isn’t too bad.
‘This is why… Are healing entertainment programs still appearing?’
Looking back, it seems like the supply is pouring in because it’s also secretly popular, but there might be a demand for this relaxing feeling.
‘I’m sure it will feel like getting away from the exploding sexual fight.’
I fixed my head. And I thought.
‘…Should I just leave it this time?’
Even if I enjoyed it a little without thinking about entertainment or anything else, it seemed that there would be no problem in clearing the mission.
Shall we trust the production team’s editing skills and delegate the contents this time?
‘It could be that I was looking for something overly stimulating since I took my first step in variety shows with < Azusa >.’
I don’t know the taste of organic.
I slowly put my head on the floor enjoying the sweetness of the ice cream.
It wasn’t so bad that this narrow pavilion was mumbling.
* * *
Two peaceful days passed like that.
By the time the members and I finally got used to this simple life.
“hello everyone!”
“hello!”
The production crew, who came like a knife every morning, showed up again and called us.
‘I’ll give you other trivial things to do.’
However, there was something that was done before the work briefing today.
“Do you guys want to play a mini game for a while?”
“A mini game?”
“yes. There was a brief event this morning, let’s decide what happened there with a mini game!”
“Ohhhh.”
The mini game was a simple play against the production team.
Until now, I often did it, and if I won, I would win snacks or fireworks.
So, everyone naturally agreed and participated.
“Wow~ It seems that Munge always goes to Mundae.”
“Haha, I guess I feel the same way because I’m a puppy.”
“…brother.”
Ryu Cheong-wu, even this guy is like this.
I participated and lost by petting the dog without much tension.
“ah.”
“What could it be?”
“are you okay! We do more work!”
Everyone is not agitated. An atmosphere where we just laugh and encourage each other.
“Then I’ll pull out a penalty note about what happened to our event.”
“Yeah~”
So far, the penalty note has been written with sounds such as ‘One volunteer activity today’ and ‘Buy corn’.
And there are only two notes left.
“Let Labin pick it.”
“All right!”
Today’s hitter, Kim Rae-bin, vigorously pulled out one of the two remaining penalty notes.
and hardened
“…??”
“Rabin?”
“what’s the matter?”
“Please read Mr. Rabin~”
Raebin Kim opened his mouth with trembling pupils at the production team’s call.
“An unidentified night visitor came in this morning…Did you steal all of Testa’s precious < carrot coins >?”
“…!”
what…what?
