If you can’t debut, you’ll get a fatal disease Episode 349
‘So… You mean Eugene is coming here?’
Hannah Hamilton, who graduated from the same middle school as Yujin Cha, sat on the couch in front of the late-night TV for the first time in a while.
She was using the fact that she knew Cha Yoo-jin in high school as an excuse to watch the program.
‘Anyway, we met once a few years ago.’
In the TV program restaurant that sold hotteok, a Korean fusion snack.
– Um… have we ever met? middle School? elementary school?
-ah…It’s Hannah Hamilton. I was in the same class as you in middle school.
-Ah~ Hannah! nice to meet you. how are you?
Cha Yoo-jin, who still had the unique feeling of a popular group, but surprisingly took the subculture KPOP as a job.
Recognizing his group at the time (now they knew it was called a group, not a band!), she looked up the group’s activities several times.
It was because he had a strange affinity for a boy of his age who was so proud of himself that he was into a subculture like her.
And despite being frightened by some cultural differences, I came this far.
‘A heterosexual man in his 20s who dyed his hair pink.’
‘…Cha Yujin does this too?? Anime magic girl?’
‘They’re such a good team that really care about each other… .’
Even watching their American variety shows while empathizing.
[MESS ~ MEEEESSS~]
A humorous primary color caption flowed on the screen. Hannah looked at it tremblingly.
‘This program is funny, but I don’t know why you’re here.’
-Testa shouldn’t come out here!
-This is sadistic noxious crap that’s no better than a third-rate reality show that harasses people who just want to make a name for themselves.
KPOP fans were crying out on her account. To be honest, I sympathized to some extent.
[Today’s challenger is… challenge! Enduring 30 minutes in a red tube with blackened lungs hearing strange noises?]
[It can’t be that only! The moment you become a coward, lovely unicorn dolls pour out! You’re a loser!]
It was ridiculed and ridiculed under the guise of a challenge.
Because it is a self-defeating structure that arrogantly makes fun of the challenger by saying, “Of course it is possible,” he also secretly avoids ethical censorship.
[Boooo! It’s complete garbage!]
[Didn’t you just blink like you were really scared? is it so. It’s a failure. You loser!]
Sometimes there is no exact standard for punishment. The production team and MC just penalize the timing that seems to be the funniest.
Even sometimes the MC himself was beaten.
So it was really funny that it was funny.
To some extent, even for Hannah, who sometimes only watches clips on YouTube, the MC’s giggles were as vivid as if drawn.
‘That’s why it’s a longevity program.’
In any case, it was not suitable for those who had an image of maintaining dignity and dignity to some extent.
As a result, testa fans in the United States also complained, and the production team tried to make fun of it.
-Their company said ‘first’ that they would be honored to appear in person? (eye-rolling emoticon)
Later, the MC was added to it.
– Fresh and kind Asian boys.. Cheer up (Emoji wearing sunglasses)
It was shit.
‘I literally almost got into a fight.’
The stubborn, conservative, and a bit low-key MC engaged in a fiery war of nerves with the KPOP fandom.
However, the scary thing is that once the filming started, all comments from the production team were cut off.
‘I guess Testa made it okay. or not….’
…or really messed up.
To the extent that I shut my mouth thinking that ‘that’ MC crossed the line of a joke.
“Mmm.”
Hannah took a deep breath and watched TV again.
The performer who jumped out of the coffin was filmed running away with his pants off as if he were hanging rainbow glitter and a unicorn.
[Loser~~]
[Actor Antonio Soltre is a cute cowardly pony or teddy bear!]
Testa shouldn’t be in such a terrible situation.
Still, the corner where Testa appeared this time was fortunately a part where singers mainly appeared.
[next…My own street karaoke!]
This is the ‘Street Karaoke’ challenge corner.
[Various famous songs carefully selected by the crew are arranged and played in various versions!]
[Can the artist challengers really show off these masterpieces?]
At first glance, you might think that it looks rather professional than an absurd challenge, but… .
It is an illusion.
As you’ll soon realize, this arrangement is pure ridiculous prank.
Besides, everything is on-the-fly, and it was naturally up to the production team to judge whether it was digested properly.
‘Ugh.’
The contestants whose job is to be singers make it funnier for those who see it, and the more terrifying challenge for those who take it.
Besides, the penalty this time is terrible.
[Today’s penalty is… Restaurant Cannon!]
[We carefully prepared only the hottest restaurants on social networks! Actually, this isn’t even a penalty, is it?]
Puck!
“Ugh!”
She watched the crushed hamburgers go off like bombs and slam into the faces of the bewildered cast.
It was embarrassing that I almost laughed.
‘That’s… That’s a real shame!’
Isn’t that what you see when you’re being bullied at school?
But Connor has already started briskly.
[The first song is ~ ‘Counting ma green’!]
It had to be a strong and dark hip-hop song.
However, it is arranged as an amusement park march with an exaggerated pronunciation that cannot be understood.
[Oh Hong Hong Hong! It’s lively and lovely~]
[Nanana nanana nanana nanana~]
Puck.
puck.
Puffer Puck.
To the beat of cheerful trumpets, people are shot in the face by cannons.
It was spectacle.
“Pooh!”
A person who stays blankly until the interlude passes. A person who is beaten.
They sang a few lines appropriately and were full of hope, and then even got food slapped in the face.
[Cast: What is this X… ]
Puck!
[Your gesture is poor!]
“Phehehehe!”
She gritted her teeth and laughed. It was a raw laugh that I couldn’t help but laugh.
“Oh please! evil!”
The problem is that Testa didn’t show up until after two or three songs.
Even if it had only been for one second, they would have recognized it. How could you miss the intense scene of getting hit with a cannon for food?
‘no way…edit?’
Fortunately or unfortunately, it wasn’t.
This is because Testa only appeared after more than 10 minutes and an advertisement placed between the corners passed by.
Seven young men standing on the street like the rest of the cast.
Give it a little spotlight.
[that’s right. They are treated preferentially because they are part of the cast of < Cosmic Gunner >. I’m close with the director there. You know?]
With MC’s insane narration, the first song, Sunny March, appears again.
“iced coffee….”
From now on, you’re saying that Testa will show you how to splendidly beat food.
With that thought in mind, Hannah was curling up and watching TV.
Cha Yoo-jin, who was looking at the microphone fixed in front of the camera with her hands in her jumper with a sullen face, smiled.
And right away, grab the intro of the marching song and go in.
[Cast: NANA NANA NANANNNNNA!]
“Uh.”
And Testa started walking to the beat. Parade-style choreographed steps.
Then, naturally, they follow the song while checking the lyrics that float under the camera.
On his face was the bright, capitalistic smile of an amusement park worker.
[Casting crew: The taste of money~ I can’t stand it, I have it~]
The lyrics talking about money while laughing refreshingly and the accompaniment of the amusement park harmoniously harmonized and made it funny.
“Hahaha!”
And, in their own way, doing plausible parade gestures one by one, taking turns to endure the first verse admirably!
[Yes~ Whatever. Those who are lucky.]
The sound of the audience laughing was inserted behind the voice of the MC, who had lost his temper because he failed to give the penalty. so it was even funnier
However, Testa’s stature did not end there.
[Next song!]
Next, a trendy R&B band song that flows smoothly… .
Made with extreme high-pitched heavy metal.
“Ugh.”
How many people were so frightened by this new height that they couldn’t even enter and got slapped in the face?
But this time, white-haired member Park Moon-dae casually puts his head into the microphone in front of the camera.
And he opened his mouth.
[YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!]
“…!!”
Shouting.
His expression didn’t change, and he picked up that high pitched voice.
His neck was red and bloody, but the expressionless expression and the impact of the high-pitched voice were not suitable enough to notice it.
And after that, the other members naturally shook their heads violently.
oh oh oh!
Shaking the jacket has a slightly exaggerated taste, so it looks better. The sound of the audience inserted into the screen screams and cheers.
[…] Again?]
[Yeah, what a great singer. I can clap too. clap clap clap Did you hear?]
The audience laughs again.
However, soon the energy returned to the MC’s voice, which had been drained of energy.
[Then the next song should come out…I know everything, but if you ruin it at the end, it’s really funny!]
“Huh?”
And a new accompaniment that had never appeared before began to appear.
The latest disco song with a popping beat that is currently on the Billboard charts… .
It is a ballet arrangement.
“!”
[Then the next song should come out…I know everything, but if you ruin it at the end, it’s really funny!]
“Huh?”
And a new accompaniment that had never appeared before began to appear.
The latest disco song with a popping beat that is currently on the Billboard charts… .
It is a ballet arrangement.
“Poop!”
It was so ridiculously funny, but it was funny because there was no hole for Testa to escape!
[Ha ha!]
However, one of the testers came forward from behind.
A pretty young man with well-toned black hair. He naturally crossed his legs and gracefully lifted one and turned.
“…!!”
[What??]
Fuete.
And at that moment, the six people behind me exchanged glances and started humming.
A composition that properly follows the main melody and accompaniment.
a cappella.
[…] Oh Lord.]
“My God.”
And at the right time, you can ride the accompaniment and find the intro!
[Casting crew: I can take you to the night sky~]
The audience cheers on the screen.
A twist is always fun.
After doing all these crazy things, he is even applauded by passers-by on the street.
[What do they applaud!]
[What is this… Wait, have you all gone? How much did you pay?]
When the narration of the MC, who had been surprised by the camera in reverse, burst into laughter, the audience burst into laughter again.
Cha Yoo-jin, who was giving a leisurely high-five, smiled round and round and nodded her head.
[Casting staff: Did you get paid?]
[No!! I mean you… Aww! It will turn!]
“Ha ha ha!”
In line with Hannah’s laughter, the microphone in front of the camera shakes like a pissed-off puppet.
[This…yes! This is practically a failure!]
[It’s not good because it’s too good. Right?]
Testa looked at each other and smiled. And the member with white hair replied calmly.
[Cast: No. I don’t know.]
[It’s not fun, so it’s a failure. This is a comedy show!!]
[Cast: Hmm.]
Then, instead of replying and continuing the conte, Testa nods while exchanging glances once more.
‘what?’
And Cha Yu-jin opened her mouth.
[Cast: OK. Beat them all and shoot.]
“…!!”
pop!
And indeed the restaurant cannon was fired.
Not once, but many times. in everyone’s face.
Puck pup pup pup pup puck!
“Aww!”
Hannah watched it with her mouth wide open.
Testa’s appearance became as miserable as the previous ones.
[Casting member: Ouch.]
Cha Yoo-jin, whose bolognaise sauce dripped down her forehead, wiped it off with her finger.
Even so, he smiled.
[Cast: It’s delicious.]
[My God.]
[Cast: It looked the most fun, so I appeared. It’s a really awesome experience.]
[Please get out of here. Hurry up.]
[Cast: That’s right. Have a good night everyone.]
[Cast: Good night~]
The members walked leisurely out of the camera, laughing and wiping each other’s faces with cloth or hands.
I saw this once.
‘and…’
He’s not humble at all, he’s full of confidence, and his world is firm, but he’s not out of luck.
It was all the conditions this town expects from an artist.
Individuality! ability! star castle!
Besides, doesn’t it match the image of the band in Cosmic Gunner? They were almost themselves!
[what…what…. Play some other guys! Isn’t that funny!]
And the screen ended with the performers who couldn’t keep up with the ballet arrangement again and got hit by the restaurant cannon.
But everyone who watched knew it. The ending is actually the scene where the band was walking away earlier.
“Wow.”
If you wanted to literally make an impression, it was a huge success.
And sure enough, as soon as the broadcast ended, a new post was uploaded to the MC’s account.
———==
[I swear on my house, but I didn’t manipulate it. What a crazy band. #Save me]
———==
“Wow!”
It was a declaration of surrender.
‘It’s a mess!’
She unknowingly searched not only for KPOP accounts, but also for people who watched today’s program to pour out their impressions on their own accounts.
I thought nonetheless.
‘I’m like this, but they’re going back to Korea in a cool way, right?’
Yes, if it was Cha Yu-jin, he was a person who would remain like that.
So will his group!
* * *
We’re rinsing one guy like crazy.
Who are you?
“Seon Ah-hyun! Seon Ah-hyun!”
“Ohhh!!”
“Seon Ah-hyun did it all!”
Of course it’s Sun Ah-hyun! This guy did an ad lib that he didn’t even plan for!
I’ll be honest. We cheated a bit.
I had already organized all the candidate songs for these guys to write and studied the expected answers.
It’s something I’ve been doing every day since < Azusa >.
It’s a longevity corner that has been dragged over 100 times, so the references are clear, but the answer to the song came out right away.
‘These bastards write half the latest popular songs and half the popular songs from 10 years ago.’
Since the program must have been dragging on for a long time, I thought I would have fixed the range of songs to be selected so that the songs would not overlap.
And the arrangement also comes with statistics.
1. Arrangements used in the program for the past three years, in order of frequency.
2. Assigning weight to newly released arrangements in the latest year.
3. Excluding arrangements used in the latest 3 episodes.
After picking out the song patterns and arrangement patterns like that, it was a breeze.
-Is this funny?
– It’s not funny!
-Okay, I’m not going to use a country arrangement here. pass.
It’s because you only need to be checked by S+, the native sensibility, and match the arrangements.
‘I covered more than half with this.’
So, under the leadership of Kim Rae-bin, I already picked out all the expected arrangements and decided who would share the main role for each song, and then appeared on the show.
however…
‘Where are these crazy assholes doing ballet!’
I guessed the opera, but I didn’t know that these fucking bastards would throw in an unsung piece of music.
However, it became a jackpot because Seon Ah-hyun hit a real ballet with a straight bread.
‘If it wasn’t for this guy, I would have become a real X.’
This is because it was meaningful to clear the given songs while concepting them neatly from one to ten.
Embarrassment was the worst move, but after being unable to prevent an embarrassing situation,
everyone made a fuss as they made the best play.
“No but what? Ahyeon said that she transferred to dance, how did that come out right there!”
“Yeah, I prepared for a presentation in middle school before….”
“It’s amazing that you remember that, and it’s a jaw-dropping event!”
“no…Because I’m used to this kind of thing… ….”
I won’t accept any excuses.
Anyway, when it was time to move, Seon Ah-hyun came down to the floor with a reddened face while receiving applause.
“I….”
But even in the middle of it, you don’t talk to me.
‘hmm.’
Roughly similar to when the concept of this album hit the jackpot, his face is young with anticipation.
Got it.
‘He wants to hear a story.’
He seemed to have judged himself that he had shown himself competent enough to listen to the story that only made a big noise with me.
And in fact, qualifications are not a problem, but it is true that this guy carried this number.
‘It’s like putting off more.’
I looked back at Sejin. He also nodded.
then….
yes x feet. Let’s open our mouths!
By the way, it was a stupid idea like a real idiot.
