If you can’t debut, you’ll die. Episode 301
‘T-Holic’s Show Business’ was a studio entertainment that has largely disappeared due to observational variety shows.
Unlike observational variety shows that create interesting situations through editing, it also meant that only the really funny guys survive.
“Ahahaha!! driving me crazy.”
“Why why?”
“no…Do you know what Wonseok hyung just said? ‘Do all idols look like that?’
The member called said shyly.
“No, I’m not surprised.”
“yes? That’s right.”
“Didn’t you know? If we had debuted now, it would have been ruined. Guys. Don’t forget that and be humble.”
“No, is it our talent to be born well with the times?”
“stop it! Because it makes me sad!”
Look at that comment pouring in as soon as the camera starts rolling.
There are no professional entertainers, but perhaps thanks to the idol image, that itself becomes a character.
Whether it’s prejudice or generosity.
‘So it’s bound to be a burden for a single guest to play an active role here.’
In a composition where they bring the spotlight to their own show, guests have no choice but to rely on the other person overall.
Even these guys are quite a big senior. Most performers will lose in seniority first.
“Wow, have people been born since the millennials?”
“You guys are so cute.”
Of course, considering the atmosphere, T-Holic will make the gesture of spreading a plate and feeding the juniors, and then this picture will be like this.
-Wow, T-Holic is really popular haha
-It seems like it’s been a while since I’ve seen you talk so comfortably on a kids’ broadcast. Thank you!♡ -As
expected, being on T-Show Bee can cure shyness in any variety show.
As one of the components, the sense of presence is reduced.
However, if there is a person who is seniority, nabal, and unconscious, the words will be a little different.
“That cuteness is small! I’m cool!”
“Huh?”
Cha Yoo-jin raised her hand and shouted.
T-Holic opens his mouth, perhaps for the first time in such a violent (?) rejection from the beginning.
‘I knew it would be like that.’
Cha Yoo-jin doesn’t know T-Holic very well.
It’s a big senior and a nabal, and it’s just talking hard as usual.
And I feel less spoiled. because you are a foreigner
“Is that so?”
“yes! That tiger.”
“I see. Our friend Cha Yoo-jin is a tiger.”
“that’s right! Tiger~ Like a T!”
“T!”
“Hyung, don’t ride the rhythm to look cool.”
So no matter how hard it is, people will get over it. Because Cha Yoo-jin’s American sensibility was already famous.
‘And these guys will take care of the rest.’
T-holic guys, who are accustomed to making the atmosphere lively by having fun with the program, can’t be serious or clumsy with Cha Yoo-jin.
‘Besides, there is a person who will neutralize it next to me.’
“Cha Yoo-jin! If you say thank you for being cute, you should be grateful!”
This is Rabin Kim.
I think he said he whispered in his own way, but since he’s wearing a microphone, it’s useless.
“I got it! I didn’t refuse!”
“You reduced it to be small. It could sound rude!”
“It’s a story that cool things are bigger! Thank you for the cuteness.”
“Uh uh uh.”
“No, we understand! I understand!”
“Thank you so much for your understanding! I will show you how to do my best today.”
“So far?”
The figure of T-Holic lowering his head together with Cha Yoo-jin and Kim Rae-bin who lowered their heads… It was funny.
‘The impact is good.’
And I confirmed that some of the guys who had fallen behind during T-Holic laughed and made eye contact.
It seems that they came to the conclusion that the composition they struggled with in the beginning would be fun.
“Yes, very cute, cute and cool testa!”
“Hi-Hi.”
“Hey, is this Generation Z? Do you think we are a little old?”
“Hyung, all of us are idols in our 30s. I have already entered the coffin in that industry.”
The composition was set in such a way that T-Holic, who does not understand the new generation, is trying to somehow adapt to the new sensibility.
He took advantage of Cha Yu-jin’s unstoppable momentum.
‘The focus is still on T-Holic.’
Testa, now a popular idol, has slipped into the opposite side of T-Holic.
And I was faithfully fulfilling the role of a quiet common sense person.
“Then Moondae is the main vocalist, right?”
“yes. That’s right.”
“Oh my song! I heard you sing ‘Party in me’ very well.”
“Don’t lie to me, you were in the army!”
“no! I heard you were on vacation!”
“Oh, what an honor. thank you.”
“Yeah~ Moondae hyung sings really well!”
I received a request, so I sang a line of the song and received applause.
It is said that the idol who appeared for publicity did all the obvious things to take care of even the minimum amount.
It will be roughly angled.
‘Ah, since this guy’s sensibility is a bit normal, I guess I’ll just have to go like this and pick a phrase from the two of them.’
As long as those guys are used to this kind of broadcasting, the price must have come out quickly.
‘Well, I don’t think these guys would have watched my entertainment show beforehand.’
At most, I would have checked my recent activities and grades, but the more you think of me as a calm personality, the better.
“Now, the self-introduction is over!”
And they moved on to the next one, probably because they thought they had picked enough funny scenes from Cha Yoo-jin and Kim Rae-bin’s small talk.
Virtually the main corner.
It was mainly a full-fledged humor with games.
There were things like playing basketball without a ball, a chair flying into a ball pit, drawing portraits with feet and guessing who it was.
“It’s time to play show business track 2, our mind game!”
As much as Main Connery, I’ve come up with a few predictions about this type of game, but the one that seems most likely is… .
“The game we are going to play with Testa this time is~ < I heard it is right >!”
“Puff.”
okay. That’s it.
I cleared my throat, which was about to be snatched away. …I couldn’t help it because it was a phrase I had heard many times.
‘It was good to find out in advance.’
The first time I saw that on Witube, I almost spit out the water I was drinking.
“Hyung, hydration is important.”
yes thank you I listened to the dazzling progress of T-Holic while drinking the water Kim Rae-bin handed me.
‘Anyway, the expected corner came out.’
Recently, it’s a corner that appeared once every 3 episodes, and the reaction was very good, so I knew how to use it when I came out in the 1st group.
[After listening to it, you’re right!]
Just hearing this title would seem like persuading your opponent like I had, but it’s similar, but a bit different.
The youngest member of T-Holic held a voice-changing microphone and acted seriously.
“Each team chooses one of two captains to convince their opponents. The game ends when one team is logically persuaded. A terrifying penalty awaits the losing team.”
“Whoever wins the mini-game gets to pick a captain first. Good luck, then.”
Does the content sound normal? But these guys put a trap in every game.
It is usually revealed when the claim is revealed after the mini-game has passed.
“Voila!”
[Our team’s goal for next year]
[Receiving 1 billion won vs being in distress]
“…???”
“Ahahahaha!! You must be crazy, really!!”
“Guys, welcome to show business~”
The balance was completely ruined.
After winning the mini-game, T-Holic happily chooses the former.
“One billion! 10 billion!”
“I will show the bitter taste to Generation Z who chose distress~”
If you look at this point, you might think that the subsequent pictures will be boring. It will be a one-sided beating of guests.
However, at the next timing, the second trap was revealed again.
“Guys, did I mention that the game is over when I am ‘logically persuaded’?”
“….”
“Hey, can you?”
“That’s right! Most plausible! The team that is logically persuaded wins.”
So to speak, it is a sophistical discussion.
The goal is to reasonably yield to the opponent’s argument.
What this means is that I have to understand what the other person is saying while explaining the side I am defending in as absurd a way as possible.
In other words, now T-Holic can win only when he is persuaded by the side that says, ‘I will suffer a shipwreck instead of 1 billion won’.
On the other hand, Testa just needs to accept the obvious proposition, ‘I will receive 1 billion instead of being in distress’.
“Isn’t that a scam??”
“no!”
‘Well done.’
It is a picture that makes them win by sliding and laughing and floating the guest position.
‘As expected, it reflects the best comments on YouTube.’
– I think it will be fun even if the team that is persuaded wins hahaha
– It is truly a legend… Please eat it like a beef bone!
Just like startup companies that have just launched, the production crew here seems to be paying more attention to communication than necessary.
It was common to see the best comments on a video being reflected around the next episode.
So I looked at the videos and expected a few variations, but it worked.
The flow after that is obvious.
“uh? that…When you suddenly receive a lot of money, people are a bit broken. If you want to retire now, I think you should receive 1 billion!”
“It is!”
“I hate retirement! I want to do it for a long time!”
“Okay, then what should I do? uh? Do you have any answers left?”
“I won’t retire after receiving 1 billion won! I’m not broken Our members are strong!”
“Wow, that’s really bold….”
“But money is really scary~ No, I’m not saying don’t accept 1 billion won!”
Those guys will be restless for no reason while teasing a guest who speaks common sense while brazenly making absurd claims.
It’s a picture that warmly loses after eating the guest’s reaction to their actions like that… .
‘Then those guys take all the flow.’
I didn’t come here for you to make your own and use it for us.
I chuckled.
‘How to best play this game?’
Simple. You just need to reinforce your opponent’s logic. This is the way the production team would have expected it to play.
If you ride the flow of common sense, you will be swept away by them.
so…we go the other way
I put my hands on the table and interlocked them.
“Seniors.”
“Yes, Mr. Mundae, speak up~”
“I tried to understand and understand the argument of the other side as much as possible in order to win, but….”
I solemnly declared
“No matter how you think about it, the claim we received is correct.”
“…??”
“I think our team members would choose distress over 1 billion.”
“yes??”
“What are you talking about?”
I answered seriously.
“Because you can learn something more valuable than money from distress.”
“yes?”
“What are you learning?”
I gave a clear answer to Cha Yu-jin, who asked a small question with a tap.
“Realistically, the places where we can be in distress right now are places where we can be rescued within a few days. In the meantime, you learn new experiences.”
“aha! that’s right.”
Cha Yujin coolly nodded.
“Then, distress is fine! I like it!”
“…??”
T-Holic’s maknae, who served as the MC, intervened.
“Wait! If we go on like this, what are your instructions?”
“Because I can’t give up my beliefs because of this one corner issue.”
“Do you have faith in distress?”
“Guys, why…. I’m scared.”
Even Kim Rae-bin nodded earnestly when T-Holic’s maknae was frightened at the crazy game.
“I think so too.”
“yes?”
“yes.”
“yes. It’s because we actually got into trouble while filming a variety show.”
Kim Rae-bin said with her eyes sparkling.
“And I learned a lot from that experience.”
“for a moment.”
“I made the title of my last album during that distress. I am concerned that choosing the former between a billion and distress is not in line with the act of abandoning musical achievements in pursuit of money!”
“Why are you concerned about that?!”
Kim Rae-bin started to express his opinion seriously without being conscious of the fact that it was a variety show.
I knew it would happen if I immersed myself in the thesis itself.
“no…Think about it guys. does this make sense? What kind of trouble is this??”
“Receive a replacement payment and do 1 billion views like a stone!”
I raised my hand.
“Come to think of it, the amount of settlement increased with the title song created by Rabin at the time of distress, so in fact, some financial gain was included in that choice….”
“Oh~”
“I see!”
“Please don’t react like it makes sense.”
And the set started to fall into chaos.
It was as planned.
* * *
A few days later on a weekday night.
“Wow! It’s here too!”
The graduate student laughs at the picture of Moondae on the thumbnail and sees the pre-release video of “T-Holic’s Show Business,” which has been uploaded as a popular video.
and after 1 minute.
“Puff!”
The graduate student spewed the coffee he was drinking.
