“Sure.”
Thinking that all of them must resemble herself, having inherited the blood of an artist, she looked at Seong-yeon’s back with satisfaction and started preparing dinner.
The believer who made octopus-shaped Vienna sausages with Stir-fried potatoes, which Seong-yeon likes, carefully opened Seong-yeon’s door.
“Sung Yeon-ah, eat her… Oh my? Are you asleep?”
Seongyeon was lying face down on the desk, soundly asleep.
Seeing that he was sleeping drooling, it must have been fun today.
After thinking for a moment, she carefully laid Seongyeon, who was soundly asleep, on the bed.
And the moment I turned off the lights and went outside, a picture diary drawn by Seongyeon caught my eye.
“Whoop whoop.”
Children have no right to privacy.
I carefully checked my diary because I was curious about what the hell she was doing at the hospital to see if her energetic daughter was sleeping so soundly.
[Your uncle is good. It was better today because it increased to two.
I ate ice cream, took pictures, and had fun riding rides at Disneyland with my horny uncle…]
Shinja Yu looked at her daughter’s picture diary and seriously thought about it.
Uncle increases? Playing at Disneyland with your horny uncle?
Even she, who was well versed in art psychotherapy, could not understand the painting.
Kids these days, especially their daughters, seem to have a great imagination.
[But the horned uncle forced the non-horned uncle to feed the octopus.
It was funny and I laughed out loud.
I hope there will be more uncles in the future.]
“Did Ilshin eat octopus sashimi at the hospital? Could it be that I won’t be able to eat it?”
But why are there two uncles?
Seeing the enigmatic picture of the horned devil uncle pushing an octopus into his angel uncle’s mouth, the believer seriously thought about his younger brother and daughter.
***
Hunter Association of America at that time.
Bongshik trembled as he saw the elf girl in front of him.
It’s a word used to describe a woman with an elf girl’s post-human beauty, but it wasn’t a metaphorical expression these days.
Because she was a real elf.
A beautiful woman with ebony hair brushed through her pointy ears.
Lois, an alien who was naturalized in the United States from another world through the gate, and currently the strongest SSS-class hunter on Earth.
Shuk.
Lois held out a blurry photo to Bongshik.
“So Steve Choi.”
It was a close-up of a man’s face slaughtering monsters at Disneyland.
Lois asked in an icy voice.
“Who the hell is this?”
[ I am the only god who goes to the dungeon (1) ]
“One thousand! Two thousand!”
I gritted my teeth and was doing push-ups in a handstand position.
Still thinking of the disgusting taste of the octopus made me sick.
‘damn! Damned evil god!’
Forcing me to eat such a horrible and disgusting octopus just because I was strong.
Crunchy! wait and see! Isin!
I will definitely become stronger and take revenge on you as well.
But what was that octopus?
An octopus that was separated from Esmeralda, a deity who worships the god of destruction.
I vaguely guessed that it might be a lump of divine power from a god of destruction, but despite swallowing it, there was no significant change in the body.
However, it was not something that was added to the Advanced God Quest.
No, there is one change.
After that day I lost my sense of taste. Shiba. Even thinking about it again, it tastes like horrible hell!
It is also bloody revenge! Damn you bastard!
Be prepared!
When you are training your body diligently, vowing to win the battle against yourself.
Drooling!
The door to the hospital room opened and a nurse came in. She opened her eyes wide when she saw me doing push-ups with her top off showing off her muscles.
“What a patient!”
Seeing that my face blushed slightly, did I wonder if I fell in love with my masculine beauty?
Like Ilho, Huhoo also seems to be a man with muscles.
“Have you not been discharged yet? You’re fine, but you need to get out of the hospital room quickly.”
…I don’t think so.
* * *
There were people waiting for me when I returned home after completing the discharge procedure.
pop! Boom!
“Congratulations on your discharge! Sword God!”
-Kyaa!
The Sword Demon and Lilith welcomed me by setting off firecrackers.
To be honest, I wasn’t hospitalized because I was really sick, so I was a bit embarrassed.
Lilith, who was sitting on the head of the sword demon with an eyepatch on his right eye, flew over my head.
And ‘It’s this feeling too.’ He stroked my hair with a satisfied expression.
“Did you get along well with old man Go Sa-deuk?”
While I was in the hospital, Lilith was with Ko Sadeuk.
-Kyaa~!
Lilith blushed and nodded.
By the way, why are your cheeks red?
For the sake of my mental health, I won’t ask for more details.
“By the way, what’s going on with the Sword Demon? And what is all that baggage?”
I entrusted the sword ghost to protect Kang Woo’s brother.
But isn’t it not enough to be here right now, carrying a big backpack on your back as if you were going to climb Mount Everest?
“These are the equipment I specially prepared to assist the swordsman in his dungeon raid.”
Dungeon attack?
Oh, come to think of it, today was the day that an S-class dungeon with the SSS-class item ‘Balance of the God of Harmony’, which Kang-woo informed in a letter, would occur.
Judging by the atmosphere, it seems like they’re going to join me in raiding the dungeon.
“What about Kang Woo-hyung’s bodyguard?”
“He told me to assist the swordsman, saying he didn’t need three S-class guards.”
Well, not too long ago, Xiaoming Lin was also sent as Kang Woo’s bodyguard.
Although she has a psychotic personality, she is reassuring if she is protected by her SS class.
Besides, it didn’t seem like anything particularly dangerous would happen now that Gustav’s children, who were entrusted with Kang Woo’s security in the first place, had been wiped out by Akdol.
However, it was a little strange that the Sword Demon was obediently sent. If it’s Lin Xiaoming’s personality, he’ll be able to say he’ll come, right?
“I won in the lottery. A crazy bitch like that wouldn’t dare stand in the way between me and the Sword God.”
“Did the eyepatch get hit by Lin Xiaoming?”
“…It’s just a minor injury sustained during sparring. Crunchy! One day, I will complete the Heavenly Demon Sword and show her a bitter taste!”
I guess that was right too.
Upon closer inspection, not only the eye patch, but also the strong smell of parse came from all over the sword demon’s body.
“Then shall we go?”
– Wow!
In fact, I’m the only S-class hunter, but I’m actually a newbie who’s never been to dungeons, so it’s reassuring if the Sword Demon and Lilith accompany me.
I think the place where the dungeon is created is probably Jirisan, but is there a direct public transportation there?
I was searching for transportation on the app, but the Sword Demon politely bowed and reached out.
“Sword God, come here. I have prepared a horse to take the Sword God to the dungeon.”
Rottweiler?
My eyes widened wide when I inadvertently saw where the Sword Demon was pointing with his hand.
“Whoa!”
Vroom! Boaaaang!
A supercar with a cool design reminiscent of the Batcar in the movie is speeding along the road at terrifying speed.
“Brother~ Run~!”
-Kyaa~ Kyaa~!
Lilith and I spread our hands wide and cheered.
What we are riding is a car with a long name called Lamborghini Aventa.
Equipped with a 6.5L V12 monster engine generating 759 horsepower and 720 Nm of torque, the supercar has a top speed of 350 km/h!
If you ask me what kind of supercar this is, I just flexed it. What is it?
The sword demon holding the steering wheel smiled heartily at the delight of us.
“I am happy that you are happy. Sword God.”
Actually, this is the car that Kangwoo hyung-nim lent me.
After all, he’s a big brother.
I made a firm decision to be closer from today.
“But the sword demon is very good at driving. They say supercars aren’t easy to drive.”
Although he seemed to have lived his entire life wielding only a sword, he was driving the rough and winding roads at the foot of the mountain with the skills of a racer.
“I’ll do some.”
“When did you get your replacement license?”
“I don’t have a license.”
For a moment I doubted my ears.
“what?”
“Don’t worry. Even though I don’t have a license because I am an illegal immigrant, I still stole a lot of cars when I was young!”
no wait! I don’t think that’s the problem!
Could it be that I’m riding in a supercar running at super speed driven by an unlicensed ex-thief!
“Stop it…!”
The moment I desperately want to shout.
Awesome!
Kwak Kwa Kwa Kwam!
The supercar crashed into a guardrail and crashed down the mountain.
“Eck I made this mistake! Sword God! Hold tight!”
What did you catch Shiva!
“Wow!”
It was me who had my second crash with a supercar.
* * *
“Ugh…”
I crawled out of the wreckage of the smashed supercar.
Shiva almost died
“Sword God! Are you all right?”
There were no major injuries, but the shock of the fall had turned his clothes into rags, and his face was covered with soot, so there was no sign of anything.
On the other hand, the son of a sword demon who was raising me up was completely unscathed and unscathed.
Right before the car hit the ground, that person jumped out of the driver’s seat as swiftly as a cat and escaped.
I ended up like this because I didn’t get the timing right while unfastening my seat belt.
“How can I make such a mistake? I think I was a little nervous because I was holding the steering wheel for the first time in 10 years.”
Shiva, if I leave the steering wheel to that human again, he won’t be human!
flutter.
Lilith, who had been dodging herself in the air, was engulfed in a fire and landed on my soft, permed hair, asking with worried eyes.
-Ah?
“yes. Well, I’m not seriously hurt…”
But my body isn’t the problem right now.
haha what about this
Roaring!
Looking at the burning scrap metal that was once a gleaming supercar is confusing.
“How much does this car cost?”
“well. I don’t know the exact price, but wouldn’t it exceed the basic 500 million? Besides, this car is a limited production, so it won’t be easy to get it. It’s a luxury product that I specially selected from Kangwoo’s garage for Swordsman. haha.”
Don’t laugh so much at the subject that made it scrap metal. You child!
There’s no way that son of an illegal entrant, the swordsman, had car insurance…
“The swordsman, do you have any money?”
Still, since he was once a successful killer, can he compensate for this much?
Then the Sword Demon made a puzzled expression.
“After the sword god ordered me to live a good life, I sold all my possessions and donated them to an orphanage.”
Oh come to think of it, I did say that.
“But if Swordsman wants it, I’ll cut down a few of them and secure the cash. There was a request to deal with a corrupt member of the National Assembly, but if you give me an order, I’ll do it right now.”
A sword demon whose eyes glow gloomily like a killer.
I desperately held back my trembling fists.
want to lose I want to beat hard!
“ha.”
Bringing that human is like the mistake of a lifetime.
If I had to accompany the fanatics anyway, I would rather bring Shinwoo.
I don’t think Kangwoo hyung-nim would ask me to ask, but a person has a conscience, so you can’t just ignore it…
At that time, an idea flashed.
‘ah! Wouldn’t there be something like an item or treasure that could be sold at a high price in the dungeon I’m going to?’
I recalled that when I visited the Hunter Association for a bad boy, the heads of other guilds, including Go Sa-deuk, competed for the right to subjugate an S-class dungeon.
That’s why S-class dungeons are dangerous, but it’s money.
Actually, my main purpose today is to obtain the SSS-class item, ‘The Balance of God of Harmony’, but since it is an S-class dungeon, the probability of finding something valuable is high.
‘good!’
All of a sudden, my enthusiasm soared.
okay! Let’s do it together to pay for Kangwoo’s car and to pay for repairs to our house where the ceiling is still missing because of Gal Junghyeok!
Fortunately, the destination was not too far away.
To be precise, this guy who is my alter ego should be able to get there right away if he uses the skills he gained from receiving new followers.
“Everyone hold my hand. Let’s move at once.”
