[General Kamikiri’s Divine Sword]
– One of the bodies of the ‘Heavenly Sword that cuts through everything’.
Special Features: Very sharp.
If you look at this, it seems that you really like certain words.
Could it be my fault?
Let’s live by purifying the language in the future.
Sssss!
The sword was smaller than a dagger, but the red light emitted from the blade was unusual.
Besides, the word new sword is attached to it, right?
This looks good.
[Young god! Don’t touch me! That’s mine!]
As I reached for the knife, the unknown voice I heard earlier resonated in my head.
He ignored it and picked up the knife.
Hey, even though this is small, the blade is very standing.
As a test, I pointed the point of the knife at the ground and stabbed it.
Fu-wook!
It dug into the ground like tofu.
oh nice Even if it’s a small flaw, it can be sold expensive if done well.
[Oh, no! That’s mine…]
A whining sound rang in my head for a moment before it went off like a radio with out batteries.
I dug my ears.
Who are you? Are you the real owner of this sword?
Anyway, I picked it up, so now this is mine.
I looked around.
‘Oh, it’s dropped a lot.’
The swarm of ants died and left behind countless GOT Coins.
Looking at the black coins piled up like a mountain on the floor, I was a bit fed up.
It will be a job to pick up all of these.
when you think so
Tring! Tring!
[Settlement begins.]
The screen of God Maker appeared on my cell phone that was rolling on the floor, and it began to suck up God Coins like a vacuum cleaner.
Hard! Drooling!
[The GOT Coin that the Sole God acquired this time is 2880527.]
Huh? The number of ants must have been said to be 5 million, but why is it so short?
Is there anyone who cheated?
Anyway, my cell phone didn’t get a single scratch even in the midst of sparks and thunderbolts.
One day, a strange game suddenly appears.
What is your true identity?
The function is too excessive for an antique subject that has been released for over 10 years.
“It’s great.”
Yes? I think my cell phone is a bit dope.
“I couldn’t believe it, but you really were Hermit! It’s so easy to kill a monster that looks like it’s going to be S-class! You are amazing!”
“yes? What do you mean by Hermit? And an S-class monster?”
I hope it’s not the story of the praying mantis.
No matter how strong it is, it’s a praying mantis, but that’s an S-class called a national disaster level?
“Do not worry! I will keep the secret even at the cost of my life!”
“No, I don’t know what the hell you are misunderstanding.”
“You don’t have to hide it anymore. Now I know that even the thorny rhino gave me this ring to help me without revealing himself.”
Swoop!
The Thunder Emperor took off the helmet he was wearing like a trademark.
Although drenched in sweat, the bare face of the teenager, full of innocence and innocence, was revealed. She knelt down in front of me and cried out earnestly.
“teacher! please! Make me strong! As long as I can become stronger, I will do whatever I can! please sir!”
“….”
The eyes of Thunder Emperor looking at me were shining like starlight.
[ This new sword is mine now. (Sujeong) ] End
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[ Me and a thrilling girl’s secret tutoring class ]
21.
Hermit.
Hermit in English.
In the dictionary meaning, it is a person who lives in a hermit, but these days it is used in a slightly different meaning.
It’s dangerous, but the job of a hunter is to get wealth, honor, and even power.
However, there are people who live normal lives despite having the ability to act as hunters.
They are people who just want to protect their lives rather than worldly interests.
Among the representative hermits, a vagabond who jumped into the dungeon alone to save his lover when an SS-class dungeon broke out in New York.
A Hunter who would later be called ‘Homeless’.
And in Korea, a man who was an ordinary middle-aged sanitation worker has a hunter called ‘cleaner’ who saved his daughter by annihilating monsters when an S-class crack occurred in the elementary school where his daughter attends.
Of course, most hermits are possessors of abilities that are a bit lacking to act as hunters.
However, perhaps because the impact of the two was so great, I often had illusions.
Like the girl in front of me right now.
But I’m not even a hermit in the first place?
“Wow, you are a writer! That’s why you stay away from worldly things and deliberately hide your identity in such a shabby place!”
As if she understood something, the electrifying girl Nod Nodded in response.
You misunderstood. If I had the ability to become a hunter, I would have stopped writing right away. And it’s shabby… It’s true that my sweet home is shabby, but it hurt a little.
“Here, Brain Emperor.”
“Please feel free to call me Miri! You are my teacher now!”
“I never said I would be a teacher. Then Mr. Miri. How long will you be here?”
“Until the teacher teaches me, of course!”
Ugh dazzling!
The innocent eyes of the girl who looked up at me without a single doubt as she knelt down were very burdensome.
Putting aside the fact that she was a famous hunter with the alias of a thunderbolt, she was a beautiful girl who didn’t fit in my room.
Moreover, it is all the more so when I see the state of my room, which is half burnt and the wind mixed with fine dust blows gently from the hole in the wall.
oh my head is pounding
Still, my personality was not ground to the point where I mercilessly kicked out the person who had saved me three times.
Thanks to the Thunder Emperor, the fraudulent hunters who died from the ants and the burned-out warehouse were handled without any problems.
“I am a really normal person. The ability level is only G-level. Are you sure you’re misunderstanding right now?”
Seong Mi-ri smiled and lifted the druid’s ring from her ring finger.
I heard that thanks to that ring, the brain power inside the body increased, and this time I was promoted to Class A.
“I’m glad the ring helped, but I just picked it up.”
Well, I picked it up while making it, though.
“I know your heart well. You don’t want to burden me? But no matter how much you do, you can’t just accept a treasure like this.”
Seong Mi-ri politely held out something to me with both hands.
huh? What bankbook?
“What is this?”
“It is all my property. I’m far short of such a precious treasure, but I’ll work hard to make up for what’s lacking in the future.”
Out of curiosity, I peeked open the box. let’s see How many balls are there?
One hundred and ten million… billion? omg!
“Huh! Cool cool!”
“Aww! Are you okay, sir?”
A dry cough broke out involuntarily, and the hand holding the bankbook trembled like an aspen tree.
It was the first time I saw with my own eyes a billion units stamped into my bank account.
Are you going to give this to me now? Really?
I looked at Thunder Emperor to see if she was joking, but she was looking at me with eyes like a duckling following a mother duck.
“The password is 1129. It’s my birthday. There is also a check card inside.”
Seong Mi-ri’s cheeks flushed slightly as she shyly said the password.
In an instant, all sorts of delusions rushed through my mind.
With this, you can leave this smelly alcove and live in a decent officetel while driving a Mercedes.
Wouldn’t it be polite to close your eyes and receive it?
“…I can’t accept this.”
With tears in my eyes, I held out the bankbook to her.
It’s a lifesaver no matter how stressed out I am, and I’m still not spoiled enough to cheat on a young girl.
This is a basic conscience issue to have as a person and as an artist.
Seong Mi-ri drooped her shoulders with a depressed expression.
“but. A little less, right?”
“no. There are too many! Too many!”
“A lot?”
Seong Mi-ri widened her eyes.
“If it takes that much, just give me one million won.”
I feel a bit embarrassed because I couldn’t go out coolly until the end.
However, in the end, I was in a situation where I failed to close the deadline and was fired from the publishing company, so I needed living expenses to live on for the time being.
“A treasure like this for only a million won. Well, if you needed money, you would have acted as a hunter yourself. I haven’t been able to understand the feelings of the teacher who is deliberately secluded.”
brain master. You seem to be misunderstanding something else.
Seong Mi-ri clenched her fists and jumped up from her seat.
Swoop. And he started taking off his coat.
“Then it’s not enough, but I’ll fill it with my body!”
yes? What do you say now?
***
Fortunately, the situation that everyone hoped for and feared did not happen.
but.
Sak-sak! Crunchy!
The appearance of a high school girl in Gungurich was very fresh in terms of genre.
To explain what the current situation was, the Thunder Emperor was filling the hole in my wall with his own hands.
Do you take responsibility because you did one thing?
“Where did you learn that?”
“When I was young, I worked part-time to train my stamina!”
No, I think you are still very young.
However, it is not unusual to see him rubbing cement with a shovel.
In the movement, I could see a foreman who seemed to have lost 20 years.
“It’s just fine.”
Noejenim applied well-mixed cement to the bricks and filled in the holes in the wall.
“Ah, the bricks are rather big.”
Looking at the bricks that didn’t fit into the wall, Thunder Emperor narrowed his brows slightly.
“yap!”
He grabbed a brick in both hands and split it in half like a cereal bar.
“Hehe, now it fits.”
Did you break it like that with your bare hands?
In addition, he uses his thunderbolt ability to harden cement in an instant.
It took less than a minute for the hole in the wall, which was quite large, to be filled.
But that wasn’t the end.
“Phew, I’ll paint the wallpaper now.”
Then, this time, with a skillful hand, he began to apply the wallpaper on the wall where the traces of the fire remained vividly.
“teacher. Please hold me here for a moment.”
“Ah yes.”
“Please put some glue on it.”
“yes.”
It only took 10 minutes for my gloomy room to be covered with bright floral patterns.
If the world hadn’t been like this, Thunder Emperor might have become a leader in the construction industry.
Thunder Emperor looked at my room, which had changed beyond recognition with a proud expression.
“Now it looks like a house where people live.”
The transition was definitely a bit of a mess.
I feel like my heart is getting brighter when the room that used to be like a pig pen is tidy.
Although the floral patterns on the walls were a bit burdensome.
Roll! Rolling!
uh? what is this sound? is it raining outside?
But the scenery outside the window was too bright.
“Is it strange? The weather is fine.”
When I turned my head, I saw that the god of thunder was covering his stomach and his cheeks were blushing.
Oh that’s what I’m talking about
Well, it was long past lunchtime, and we even went to work. It’s me who will grow up for a while, but I’m hungry.
“You’ve worked hard, can I order something to eat?”
“Jjajangmyeon!”
As if waiting, she cried.
The person who has a hundred million won in the bank account is also plain.
It was just when I was about to pick up my phone and place an order at my favorite Chinese restaurant.
Beep! Beep beep!
A signal rang from the electronic bracelet she was wearing.
“Oh, it’s an emergency call. sorry. I think I should just go for today.”
The Emperor said with a sullen face.
It made me feel like a hungry baby beagle.
I know Hunter is a busy job, but he doesn’t even give you time to eat.
She wore her distinctive trademark black helmet.
“Then I’ll come back, sir.”
“Oh wait.”
I was just going to send it. Besides, if it’s an emergency dispatch, it’ll be hectic for the next few hours.
But there was nothing to eat in the burned house. Except for one.
[You have purchased ‘Blessing of the God of Growth’ at God’s Shop.]
A potion bottle containing a golden liquid dropped from my cell phone when God Maker was executed.
It tastes a bit like Bacchus, but after drinking it, fatigue is relieved and there is a feeling of fullness.
The Emperor’s eyes widened.
“wow! What did you do now? You look just like Hunter Kang!”
“I don’t know who that person is. Well, drink this anyway. I’ll be fine.”
“thank you sir! I will cherish it and eat it!”
“Just one shot. How much is it?”
“yes! Then sir! See you next time!”
Flash!
Along with the reverberation of the lightning, the Thunder Emperor’s body disappeared in an instant.
According to the story I picked up, the instantaneous speed was said to be 200 km per hour, but now it seems to be much faster than that.
Indeed, it deserves the nickname of brain teaser.
“Then, shall we eat?”
I slipped on my slippers and went outside. Since it’s close, go for a walk and eat.
But I didn’t know.
What kind of repercussions will the Bacchus potion I handed you have?
***
[家和萬事成]
This is a Chinese restaurant I often go to.
It is a place with enough 3 beats to be a regular customer, with 1 serving equal to 1.5 servings in cheap and moderate taste.
“The food is out.”
The puffy fried rice was placed in front of me.
In my opinion, fried rice is the most complete food you can eat at a Chinese restaurant.
The sweet jjajang sauce and the spicy jjamppong soup, served with rice, satisfies one of the common concerns, jjajang or jjambbong.
Besides, is that all?
Eating noodles can satisfy the typical love of Koreans who feel empty for some reason.
I mixed the jjajang sauce with the vegetables and poured it into the oil-coated fried rice and rubbed it.
“Huh~ Heh heh~.”
Cooking rubbing~ Cooking rubbing~.
Then, the half-boiled egg was pressed with a spoon and the yolk dripped down like gold, and the dots were scored.
Then where should we eat?
Come to think of it, this is the first meal I ate today.
The appetite I had forgotten suddenly surged, and I thought I should hurry up and inhale this fried rice.
By the way, it would have been nice if Brain Emperor ate together, but he must be very busy, right?
At that time, the TV screen in the hall, which had been playing entertainment reruns for a long time, suddenly switched and urgent news appeared.
[This is breaking news. 40 minutes ago, a gate crack occurred in the Capitol, and ‘Drake’, known as an S-class monster, appeared.] Drake is a
reptile-type monster that looks like a mixture of a dragon and a crocodile, and was a high-ranking monster with a size of 20 meters and a weight of more than 10 tons.
I’m glad to hear that the gates are haunting the Capitol. Beat them all right now.
Rarely cheering for a monster and taking a big bite of fried rice.
[Fortunately, Drake was soon subdued by the action of the emergency hunters. Surprisingly, the first-class credit for suppressing the S-class monster ‘Drake’ was the ‘Thunderbolt’ known as a B-class hunter!
The first to arrive at the scene was the thunderbolt, single-handedly dealing with Drake, giving citizens time to evacuate and even inflicting fatal injuries.]
My jaw and teeth, which were chewing fried rice at the familiar name, stopped functioning.
[Here, I will have an interview with the brain master for a while. brain master? How are you feeling?
Some people have been raising the agenda that Thunder Emperor should be ranked in S rank. Is the rumor that the hunter association’s secret weapon is true?]
The reporter pointed the microphone at the black helmeted hunter.
[Is this a live broadcast?]
[Yes? Ah yes. It’s a live broadcast. But brain lord. Your voice sounds very young. Excuse me, how old are you?]
But instead of answering the question, she waved her hand at the camera and shouted.
[Hurray! teacher! Are you watching? I did it! It’s all thanks to the potion given by the teacher! Teacher, Jjangjjangman!]
Pooh!
The fried rice he was chewing spewed out like a waterfall.
[Me and the secret extracurricular class of a thrilling girl] End
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