◈ 312. [STAGE 13] King of trolls
Bampabam- Bampabambam-
A loud marching song resounds.
It was none other than the music played by the troll king’s military band.
The military band owned by the king of the troll army announced the arrival of the king by playing a splendid marching song with drums, gongs and other crude instruments.
“… .”
No, what kind of Aladdin am I?
Seeing this raucous appearance, I was speechless and opened my mouth wide.
Eventually, the advancing troll corps settled down in the field south of the outpost.
A giant troll wearing a jeweled turban and riding on a magic carpet – ‘The Troll King’ glanced left and right at our side of the wall and gestured to the side.
Then a short troll sprang to the side and shouted loudly in our direction.
《Listen, people of the earth!》
The surprisingly fluent human language came out.
《A great conqueror, a nomadic executioner, and a living muscle! Praise Tradunumahatran, the chieftain of the rock troll tribe and the king of all trolls!”
Evangeline, who was listening, murmured.
“It’s a long name… .”
“I know… .”
Whether we do it or not, the Troll King’s lion continues to shout.
《The benevolent Lord Tradunumahatran does not wish for war! Quietly surrender and open the gates! Then… … .》
What if?
The troll king’s lion swept left and right across the castle wall and shouted insiniously.
《I’ll make the pretty ones my concubines and kill the ugly ones right away.》
The terrified Evangeline wrapped her arms around herself.
“What in the world? That troll must be targeting me!”
Then the troll king’s lion shouted.
《I don’t need something ugly like you!
》
Evangeline collapsed, vomiting blood.
The collapsed Evangeline muttered with tears in her eyes.
“To the troll troll… I heard it’s ugly… … .”
“Calm down, Evangeline. Different races have different standards of beauty.”
“It’s all because of the bone armor… It must be because of the bone armor… … .”
In front of us, the Troll King’s messenger kept talking.
《You don’t know, beauty comes from muscles. The king hates such a poor body!”
Uh, I think I’ve heard of this kind of thinking somewhere before… ?
“Among you, the one who deserves the favor of the king… .]
The troll king’s messenger stretched out his hand and pointed to Quylan from the top of the castle wall.
《That’s all.》
“Eh?”
Quylan pointed at himself with a trembling hand.
“Nana… ?”
For reference, Quylan is currently in beastman mode.
More muscle than usual. There’s hair on it too… … .
Quylan muttered in a somewhat moved voice.
“You are the first person to say that you like me in a wolf state… .”
“No, don’t fuck with that.”
Not a person in the first place! Don’t be swayed by trolling!
The Troll King’s messenger continued to speak to us in our confusion.
“By the way, our king is a woman! Of course, he likes pretty women, but he likes handsome men a little more!”
Then the troll king on the carpet nodded his head broadly.
Oh yes. It was a female body. No, honestly, it’s because you can’t tell the gender right away just by looking at your appearance.
You can tell the gender of a troll by looking at its tail. Males have one tail, while females have two or more tails with split ends.
Upon closer examination, the tip of the troll king’s wagging tail was forked. Right. You were a woman… … .
《Hmm?》
Then the troll king and I met our eyes.
I got goosebumps all over my body at that stare that seemed to be scanning me from head to toe. no what! why do you look at me like that!
The troll king beckoned the lion and whispered something. The lion nodded rapidly and raised his voice.
“There, a black-haired human male! You’re lucky!”
“Yes?”
Embarrassed, John jumped out.
“The King says he likes you! You say it’s a body worth growing!]
What the fuck, what kind of bullshit is this?
“If you surrender, I promise you a seat next to the king! The Troll King himself will take good care of you! Recognize it as an honor!]
Right after that, I saw the troll king staring at me with a smile on his lips and a wiggle of his eyebrows… .
Then the party members around me looked at me and let out low cheers all at once. No, what are you guys cheering for?
“How is it that popularity isn’t exploding these days, Prince?”
“Iknow, right… It seems that they are especially actively courted by monsters… … .”
Damien and Junior helped each other out. Quiet! My chastity is in danger!
“Whoa… .”
I let out a dry sigh and gestured to Damian.
“Damian. Please forward my answer instead.”
“Your prince.”
Damian smiled and pulled out the horse gun from his bosom.
“Hey, how are you! Surrender now and beg for mercy from the king… … .]
Before the lion could say anything more, Damian aimed his horse gun at my gesture and pulled the trigger.
Taaang-!
《Quueek?!》
The magic bullet that struck like lightning pierced the center of his body.
Immediately, the dead troll king’s messenger collapsed horribly with blood pouring in all directions.
《… Kyaha.]
The troll king laughed while covered in the blood of his subordinates.
As if I’ve been waiting for this to happen.
After giving the monster a middle finger, I shouted.
“I have nothing to give you, monster! The prettiest Kuylan and the ugliest Evangeline! None of my colleagues give it to me!”
Quylan looked at me with his hands on his chest with a moved face and his eyes twinkled (Oh go away), and Evangeline looked at me with a fleshy face and licked the edge of the spear with her tongue. No joke. Joke!
“What I’m going to give you is… … .”
I raised my hand high.
Immediately my well-trained troops ignited the cannons and pulled back the ballistas, shouting
“Sparks and death-!”
As I stretched out my hand,
boom! Beopbeopbeobung-!
Hundreds of shells and arrows fell on the heads of the monsters.
***
There is one characteristic of the troll king.
strong.
It’s just purely strong, just like the nature of the race.
However, if this robustness goes beyond the limit.
This itself becomes a weapon.
pop! pop! babbling… … !
In the midst of fierce crossfire from our legions.
In the middle of the battlefield, the other subordinate trolls had already fallen to the bone.
that buck
that buck
that buck
The troll king walks calmly and weakly.
The ballista’s exclusive giant arrows do not even scratch the monster’s skin, and the explosions and flames of the shells do not do any effective damage either.
Even if you’re lucky enough to hit one area in a row and damage it, it’ll
bubble up… … .
sparkle!
regeneration.
The skin around the wound moves as if it were boiling, and it quickly becomes as clean as new.
“Then, let’s show off our skills after a long time!”
Wind and lightning formed on Junior’s hands as they floated up in the air, and then they merged and shot forward fiercely.
Quagmire!
A fierce thunderstorm swept the area, and the troll royal guards who protected the troll king until the very end literally melted away.
but
jerk. that buck that buck
Trolling still walks calmly.
The charred intestines are filled with new ones, and the bones and skin cut off by the blade of the wind stick together and heal.
“What is that?”
Surprised Junior opened his mouth wide. At that time, Damian pointed the horse gun forward and said.
“I will snipe the weak point!”
Taking out [Hunter’s Retribution], Damian fired three smooth, clean shots. bang! bang! bang-!
Three magic bullets fired like awl pierced the Troll King’s head and shattered his heart.
but.
bubbling… … .
Charleuk!
The mangled brain and the mangled heart are instantly restored.
Damian was so startled that he jumped backwards.
“Wow?! It regenerates the brain and heart… … ?!”
“Get out of the way, children!”
This time, Dusk Bringer stepped forward.
“It’s perfect to blow those things away at once!”
The dragon king’s small mouth opened wide, and a sphere of magical power formed between the sharp teeth that sprouted like a shark.
“to… . to… .”
In that state, Dusk Bringer trembled and said,
“Puetchii-!”
Unleashed Dragon Breath!
Somehow, it was a sneeze-like act devoid of spiritual dignity, but anyway, the torrent of pure magical power shot from the Dragon Lady’s mouth spewed forward as if erasing everything it touched with an eraser.
Quguaguaguagwang-!
Direct hit on the Troll King.
It caused an explosion of tremendous magical power. Dusk Bringer glanced under his nose and shrugged.
“What is this… … huh?”
Dusk Bringer, who was elated, was embarrassed in his eyes.
Not even that. In the middle of the scene of a magic explosion where smoke billows up –
Jerebuck. that buck that buck
Like some kind of terminator, the troll king kept walking.
It looked like his entire upper body had been blown away, but the troll king moved with only his lower body.
The spine sprouted, blood vessels, muscles, and flesh regenerated and attached, and the monster’s upper body was restored in an instant.
《Kyahaha!》
The Troll King laughed, opening his newly regenerated jawbone. Dusk Bringer opened his small mouth wide.
“Is that the troll I know? I thought it was a potion ingredient monster… … ?”
Usually that’s right. This guy is a special case.
[Troll Corps Bodily Fluid], an item obtained by killing troll troops, is also an ingredient for the finest potions.
In other words, their blood itself is a powerful recovery tool, and
the troll king, who can be the culmination of all the tank genes of the troll army… … that it possesses extreme regenerative powers.
I put my forehead on my aching forehead and sighed.
‘In-game, 999% health regeneration per second was applied at all times.’
999 percent!
Crazy fuck 999 percent!
Even if you just breathe, 9.99 times your total HP is restored per second. Is this a reasonable number? isn’t it a bug?
So, in the game, the troll army itself was not a difficult enemy to deal with.
If this troll king appeared as a boss unluckily, it would be safe to say that the game just exploded.
Troll King’s other stats are mediocre. It has weak attack power, can’t use magic, and doesn’t have any other special skills or gimmicks.
however.
But I can’t kill… … !
Combining terrifying physical defense/magic defense with nerd-like health regeneration. It is to make this guy immortal, not immortal.
No matter how hard we hit him, he won’t die, but this guy walks around and punches us with his fists that don’t hurt.
Then what?
our side dies
Military supplies, recovery magic, potions, and artifacts are limited. But the regenerative power of this cub is infinite.
No matter how painful the damage is, if you hit it infinitely, it will accumulate. The Troll King breaks down the gates, destroys the walls, and beats allied heroes to death with single-digit damage.
Truly a spoon killer… … !
‘I’ve only met him once in a game.’
When you encounter only one out of 742 raids.
Viewers dissuaded me from giving up and moving on to a new game. ‘It’s polite to say a siren when you meet a troll,’ he said.
However, I really regretted the game I had been playing so far, so I put on a show to catch this monster with my teeth clenched and to see who would win.
At that time, only the time used for the attack on the king of trolls was a week in real time.
9999 turns used. Fully filled the game limit.
How did it go?
During the 9999th turn, the Troll King destroyed the entire fortress with only one snot and killed half of his allied heroes.
However, thanks to holding out until the limit of turns, the defense side was judged to have won.
The troll king retreated. I shouted that I had won, and the viewers cheered as a human victory.
… Although the fortress, heroes, and supplies were all destroyed, they perished in the next stage.
The viewers who cheered for human victory just a moment ago were ‘human defeat!’ ‘Godeok defeat!’ I still have clear memories of taunting me, saying ‘Oh, King of Trall’ and ‘Tazdingo~’… .
‘anyway!’
I opened my eyes.
After that humiliating defeat, I’ve been thinking about how to catch this crazy tank unit. If we run into each other again, we have to catch it.
I didn’t run into any more during the strategy broadcast, but the strategy theory established at that time is still in my head.
‘I’ll pay for the humiliation of that day, Troll King… … !’
I looked up. Everyone around me was looking at me.
It was a gaze that believed that I had a secret plan to overcome this situation.
“ruler!”
So, will you live up to expectations? … !
“I’m ordering the operation from now on!”
