24. The Devil of the Interview (1)
It is a well-known fact that the power of Joseon civilization is weak.
However, war was not always fought through force.
Joseon was a representative strategic civilization.
Rather than relying on strength against strength, a strategy to catch the enemy off guard was needed.
Cookie always used to say this to the soldiers.
“Joseon is a civilization worth trying if you use anomalous strategies properly.”
If the strategies are successful, Joseon can surprisingly easily capture any civilization.
Then this question naturally arises.
So why has the national team not been able to avoid being eliminated from the preliminary round?
The answer was simple.
This is because the strategies did not work in practice.
“I was always worried. Why not? It doesn’t work like this in practice. “Why only come to the actual competition…”
Cookie, who was deeply concerned about this, eventually reached a rather extreme conclusion this year.
“This is because the moment it is exposed in practice, the anomaly ceases to be an anomaly at all.”
He decided to make Joseon’s anomalous surprise strategy a more perfect ‘surprise’.
“This year, we will prohibit the use of any anomalous strategies in scrims, whether private or public.”
It was a bombshell.
I can do it because there is no place to retreat anymore.
“…Is that okay?”
Chiseung asked anxiously.
If you just think about it, isn’t it good because it hides the strategy? You may think so.
This was like saying that you would not even practice your strategy at the same time.
It is quite difficult to use an irregular strategy without practice.
To Chiseung’s ears, it sounded as if he was going to solve the math test solely through mental calculations.
Nevertheless, Cookie did not give up his opinion.
“It’s an inevitable choice. “There is no way unless we go to this extreme.”
He himself admits its inefficiency.
However, we must also acknowledge that if this is not the case, there is no option for Joseon to advance to the finals.
“We cannot afford to fight by verifying each attack through practice and giving hints to the enemy. It’s not that kind of skill. “In the first place, we only get one chance.”
This is a cruelly objective expression of the current position of Joseon and the Korean national team.
“In the first place, we only get one chance.”
Chiseung and everyone at the other think tanks took these words to heart.
It was eventually revealed in the current Frankfurt match that it was an accurate insight.
As a result of victory.
* * *
Joseon wins the first game.
This shocking breaking news spread like crazy in the community Mbull.
[Is the crazy Joseon victory a true story???]
[Wow haha]
[Is this really the same junky Joseon that was beaten like a dog by the Franks the year before last!?]
[Jigi-sung, stomachache~~!]
[Wow ㅠㅠㅠ I’m really crying.]
[Kya, after all, the people of Nalville]
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.
.
Post regen speed, number of views, number of concurrent users.
All indicators were reaching their peak.
[Wow, there’s a lot of lag]
[ㅁㅊ ㅋㅋㅋ Is buffering real?]
Since this is a place that doesn’t usually handle this much traffic, the upload speed of posts gradually became delayed.
People didn’t care and kept pushing in, venting their emotions.
[Wow ㅠㅠ Everyone really did really well today ㅠㅠ]
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No one made a mistake ㄹㅇ
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-ㄹㅇ…
-They must have really practiced behind the scenes, their hands and feet were in good shape.
-I almost cried when Panga Man and Almond were shooting the defense tower together
└ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ
└Pangeo Man should also attain Buddhahood, hehe…
-Almond is crazy ㄹㅇ form
└2222
└333333
└I’m out of my mind
└ㄹㅇ It’s not nuts for no reason, it ‘s crazy
└Kitchen Hahahaha
└A nut beyond a goth…
It’s normal to post a post expressing gratitude that everyone did a good job.
[Civil M Cookie 〈〈〈 Are you over this now?]
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That’s it…
“New Jeans – Cookie”
Now, if you search for “New Jeans – Cookie”, Civil M Cookie comes up first, right?
uh?
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Some even say that Cookie’s fame has now surpassed that of famous K-pop idols.
-Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
no
,
that
is
not
true .
I won and
wow └I’m so happy hahaha.
Of course, it was impossible to gain recognition beyond that of a famous idol with just one win in the preliminaries.
However, today is a day when MBUL users are happy to let their imaginations run wild.
A valuable win against Frank.
They decided to have more fun.
More exciting posts are coming up.
[Scream loss?]
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The cheetah is smiling.
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Now, there is even a meme saying that even if Joseon starts slowly, it will catch up with ease.
-Cheetah:???
-Kitchen ㅋㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ -Chosun is
smiling
.
– Hahaha, dog laughing haha
– When did you become a cheetah
– I’ve been laughing for 6 years~
– Brother. Is this guy smiling?
└Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
though
though
though
though
└Ah
… ~~
└└You bastards ㅠ
More than anything, the fact that MBUL was so active was already a party atmosphere.
These numerous interests are starting to turn into real movements rather than simple one-offs.
[Click to recommend people who will cheer for the next game]
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Let’s go to the Red Devils~
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The number of people who say they will cheer for the next game is increasing.
-ㄹㅇ Recommended like a dog
-ㄹㅇ I want to go
-Do you sell cheering tools? In This World?
-There are a lot of cool cheering tools for kids from other countries.
-España… Will it work?ㅠ
└What can’t work?
└The civilization compatibility is better than the Franks, but they are an All-Pro team.
Everyone was enjoying the afterglow of victory.
Articles like this started to come up a lot.
[Breaking News] Almond MVP selection]
[Almond MVP unanimous]
Almond has been selected as MVP and an interview will be held soon.
[Almond, are you really doing an interview? LOL]
[I can’t stand the dog interview~~~]
[It’s nice to be the Nut MVP, but wouldn’t our country be sanctioned if I interviewed him?]
[Almond interview Evande LOL]
* * *
After playing various highlights of the game.
MVP was finally selected.
[MVP: Amond]
“As expected, Amond is the MVP!”
-Amond
-Nickname Laughing Bell LOL
-Ahh… LOL
“Ah! “Now we have Almond’s replay!”
“But actually, it’s not much different from the game highlights!?”
-ㄹㅇㅋ
-Game highlight = Almond
-It was just a small highlight.
On the electronic display board, there was a scene where Almond hit the head of a soldier on top of a defense tower.
“Hey…! It’s refreshing to see you again and again!?”
-The parabolic angle is real
– “If you want to beat an almond, you have to come with two heads.”
-Crazy accuracyㄷㄷ
The next scene is where he sweeps away workers with rapid fire.
-The plague itself
-Almond pesto foam is crazy!
-Harp of Death ㄷㄷ
-Pest Medieval Archer Rush haha
And the scene that drew the most admiration was the third scene where he hits the knight’s eye.
-ㄷㄷ
-Wow…
-Kya
-ㅅㅂ
-Wow lol
“Wow! It’s art! “France, the country of art, is captured by art!”
Caster also can’t help but be impressed.
“ah. This is seen in slow motion. It’s even more surprising. Looking at it now, the shot from the almond to the knight’s eye wasn’t a straight line?”
“uh!? Yes!? “It’s a bit diagonal!”
The driver’s eyes were looking to the side at about 25 degrees from the almond standard.
It was ambiguous to say that it was straight ahead, so if you shot straight like this, there was a high chance of getting caught in the helmet.
-??
– ㄴㅇㄱ
– Huh
– Is it true?
But Almond’s arrow did not catch on the helmet, and the reason was not luck.
“Just add a little curve to this! One hit. look!”
The almond was made by adding a slight curve and adjusting the angle of the arrow very slightly so that it was sucked into the eye.
“Ahhh…! “You can hit curve shots so freely!”
“Usually, these amazing skills don’t do their job when it’s important, right? But almonds do!”
-ㄹㅇ
-Almonds can do that!
-These nuts do it!
-It’s like scoring the winning goal with a trick dribble.
“Yes!” In soccer terms, scoring a comeback goal with an overhead kick! Isn’t that something like that now!?”
“you’re right!”
The caster speaks while receiving information coming in through the in-ears.
“ah. An interview with Almond is currently being prepared. “I think you can wait a moment.”
-ㄷㄷ
-Doctor interview
-Something big is coming…
To fill the empty time, the caster speaks again.
I see a funny scene right now.
“Now, our national flag is at the Frankish Village Hall! “It’s being raised!”
“Poooooooooooo!!”
Kinggyul suddenly stands up and salutes the national flag.
-ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ
-Is it a fucking machine?ㅋㅋㅋ
-What is the reaction speedㅋㅋㅋ
-Kya Taegeukgi
-Fly──Luck!
-Flutter!
– Gukppong Machine hahahaha
In national wars, to encourage competition between countries, when you win, you can erect a large flag of your country over the opponent’s hall.
“Hey! Definitely looking at it like this! It’s good! good! yes!?”
The caster is excited to see the national flag fluttering. He was a truly Korean man.
“yes! Ancestors! look! Even though in reality, our cultural treasures and everything were stolen! “The Taegeukgi is waving here!”
-ㅁㅊㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-ㅠㅠㅠ
-The people of 0 and 1 ㅠㅠ
-The cyber world is our land!
-Cyber Pirates LOL
“Ah. While the lingering feeling of victory does not go away. Today, Joseon won its first win against Frankfurt and Korea won its first win against France. We will inform you again. “We’ll meet again in the future, right?”
“yes. There will be 2 editions for each civilization. “The next time I meet Frank, the same strategy won’t work… I’m looking forward to it again.”
The rule in the league before advancing to the round of 16 was that each group would play two games.
So, each country will play a total of 6 games.
“Oh and while I’m talking! The MVP interview is ready. Almond player, right? “Let me take a look.”
* * *
A reporter approached me and handed me a microphone.
Actually, since it was a This World space, there was no need for a microphone, but it was just a formality.
“Almond! Congratulations on MVP!”
Almond’s face fills the broadcast screen.
Immediately afterwards, the chat window flooded.
-You didn’t win MVP with your face, right?
-A guy who trusts his face and acts half-heartedly (it’s true)
-Kya
-You’re so damn handsome, son of a bitch…ㅠㅠ
-Honey! Become an Almond! honey! Become an Almond!
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.
.
Due to the nature of Civil Empire, players’ faces are rarely shown in large numbers, so everyone seems to be happy to see Almond’s face.
The reporter also – probably for professional reasons – looked intently at his face and asked questions.
“today! They completely and overwhelmingly defeated the Franks, who were considered the most fearsome enemy of Joseon! “Please tell us your thoughts!”
It feels like I won.
Almond thought for a moment and the chat window flooded again.
-Something big is coming ㄷㄷ
-I’m getting ready to get a stomachache right now
-What is this guy going to say again haha
-Almond’s real talent = interview
-Now, let’s go to hell~!
There have been so many cases where Almond has shown strange words and actions in interviews, so everyone seems to be looking forward to it.
Almond’s next statement at least met this expectation.
“To Joseon, the Franks were like the Spanish Invincible Armada.”
-??
-ㄴㅇㄱ
-ㄹㅇ Those are strange words that I could never have imagined
-What are you talking about?
LOL -ㅅㅂㅋ
“Come on… can you explain more!?”
-The reporter who just fell in love with me after seeing his face is now escaping lol
-Breaking news) Almond interview candidates are in a hurry
-So, Spain will win too, right?
However, contrary to what viewers thought, Almond surprisingly said something very serious.
“Invincible in name only.”
-??!
-Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
?
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_ Is it? Is it a Spanish swear word? I really don’t know.
– Muchin, much, much, much…
– Kkkkkkk
– How many people did you just kill?
On this day, the community ‘Mbull’ ended up being blocked due to the explosion of traffic.
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