Genius Archer’s Streaming Chapter 301

Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 2 Episode 21

7. His Own Play (2)

“Wow, how many are there…”

While the school gate collapsed and chaos erupted in the school yard, he was preparing for the future by counting the number of chocolate pies in the nurse’s office. .

“Three, four… seven…”

It is such a peaceful scene compared to what is happening now.

Bubblegum, who has counted all the Choco Pies, expresses his impressions.

“Is the nurse’s office nice?”

Survival expert Bubblegum seems to like the nurse’s office.

“If this is the case, isn’t it okay to just stay here forever? “How do I dispose of the poop?”

He glances at the sink in the nurse’s office.

-Why are you looking at the sink lol

-Don’t give up on being human!

-Oh really, that’s not true hahahaha

“Keuhum. I just saw it. “Oh my gosh.”

Bubblegum stands up and looks at his phone. It was in the process of being thoroughly recharged.

It was then.

Jiiiing.

“ah. “Now I’m getting this disaster text message.”

An emergency text message informing you of a disaster situation arrives. In fact, it was also the system that announced the start of the game.

[Emergency Disaster Text] Infections with the zombie virus are spreading. All citizens, please read the response instructions…]

“…wait. What. Wait. Waiting.”

As Bubblegum said that, he wandered towards the door and lay down on the bed again.

-Are you good at waiting? Hahaha

– Waiting craftsman

– This person is not waiting, but the earth.

“Now, now. I’ve played quite a few zombie games, right? I also watched a lot of movies. “If you show up in the beginning, you’ll go straight to the extras.”

– That’s right haha

– In the end, then the government was right “Wait”

– In the end, wait haha

“For now, I’ll take it slow with Choco Pie and Coke.”

Bubblegum opened a piece of chocolate pie and ate it to offset hunger, and consumed sugar with cola to feel better.

It was then.

thud. thud.

“Teacher Yangho! Physical education teacher! “Physical education teacher!!”

He is the vice president. After seeing the physical education teacher collapsed on the playground, he rushed over and only now arrived at the nurse’s office.

“The gym teacher collapsed! Are you not there? “Where have you been…?”

“….”

Bubble Gum quietly eats the Choco Pie and waits for her to leave.

-ㅁㅊㅋㅋㅋ Look how dead he is

-ㅠㅠㄹㅇ It’s merciless…

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋ This is a game.

“Keuhum. everyone. “Isn’t it difficult for me to live right now?”

-ㅇㅈ

-That’s right

-Vice Captain ㅠㅠㅠ

The Vice Captain eventually turned into a zombie and headed to another floor to look for the school nurse who was probably wandering around somewhere.

Has it been 10 minutes since then?

The cries of zombies began to echo through the annex hallway.

“Kaaaa….”

“Kaaaa!”

Bubblegum puts his ear on the door.

Kugugoogung.

Footsteps sound realistic.

“It looks like quite a few zombies have moved in.”

It was then.

Grumble.

A thunderclap comes from his stomach.

It’s not because I’m hungry.

[Current urine level is 95%.]

[We need to solve it!]

[Current stool level is 87%.]

[We need to prepare for solution!]

-It’s coming lol

-Zombie School: The poop you’ve been doing in the reel. Pay for your sins.

-War against poop

“Ah… this game is evil. “You made it like this on purpose, right?”

Just as the number of zombies increases, those who have eaten are about to leave. It seems it was no coincidence that that scene from Almond appeared.

-Brother, you still have a golf club.

-Brother, you’re used to pooping in games anyway. Let’s just swaddle on the floor

– there are golf clubs. No matter how old you are, you can swaddle.

Encouraged by the support(?) of the chatters, Bubble Gum carefully opens the door and goes out.

Drurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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At that time, a certain mission comes into play.

[500,000 won if you roll over while pooping in your pants]

“No. hey. What are you looking at me for? “Now… I’m playing this game seriously?”

-What a crazy guy hahahaha

– Stumble forward haha

– Aww haha

– I’m eating sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss8b-bubble-gum-

bubble-gum-rejected the mission instead of accepting it.

“Mission accomplished. “I’m leaving.”

Holding the golf club tightly with both hands, he carefully took a step into the hallway.

The zombies reacted immediately.

“Kwaaaaah!”

A zombie came trotting towards me, screaming.

“Oh it’s coming. come…! “I’ll just avoid that for now!”

Zombies were slower than expected.

Crash!

If I quickly hit the gap, I was able to hit it again easily. In soccer, you don’t have to kick the ball to break through by dribbling. In short, it is very easy to break through.

But that only applies to one animal.

“Kaaaa!”

“Big!”

Two…no, three zombies stand in the way.

I had to put this away.

“Ha…”

I thought about just going back.

Of course, the zombies you defeated earlier are following you.

[The stool level is at 95%!]

[The urine level is at 100%!]

There is no time to back down.

A vibration is transmitted through the body, just like the controller would tremble when playing an old console game.

“Uh, uhm… I need to break through this. “Ah…”

Bubblegum ran forward, cursing the game.

“Aoooooo!”

Zombies also react and approach.

“Kaaaa!”

The closest one of the zombies opened its mouth wide at him.

Bubble Gum shouts as he holds his golf club tightly.

“I’m going for a hole-in-one!”

Did they say that being ignorant is brave? The golf club, which he swung quite confidently, drew a clean line. The blow aimed at the head was swung.

──Whew!

But the attack missed.

Let alone hitting the head, I was unable to even touch the shoulder.

Instead of getting a hole-in-one, the ball went out of the golf course.

But there was nothing to be disappointed about.

Instead, there was a hole-in-one.

“…!?”

That’s bubblegum’s head!

-????

-?

-Eh?

-…?

puck!

With this sound, the head of the bubble gum was stuffed into the zombie’s mouth.

It would be more correct to say that I was almost stuck, rather than going in so accurately.

Bubblegum’s head was thrown forward as the golf club lost its footing due to its center of gravity. In short, I just fell.

Thanks to this, his head went straight into the zombie’s mouth.

“Kaaaak?!”

Even the zombies made sounds of confusion and looked around to see how to digest this.

That’s because his mouth was as wide as a bubble gum’s head and his chin was already in tatters.

Viewers who finally understood the situation properly burst into laughter.

-You have seen it well ~ ㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋ Quad deuk!

Anyway, the zombie eagerly chewed the bubble gum even with its worn-out jaw.

“Ahh! Argh! don’t do it! don’t do it!”

Bubblegum kept pushing the zombie with his head and he fell forward and rolled.

And….

[The defecation level is over 110%!]

[I can’t stand it!]

The screen goes black and an embarrassing sound is heard.

-Eh?

-no way?

-??Wow,

the screen didn’t turn off because he died. The system that turns off the screen during defecation has been activated.

Cheolpuk~!

I hear a muffled sound and this message comes to mind.

[Very displeased]

-Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

– Wow, broadcasting genius ktt kkkkkkk

– The mission from earlier kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk – Are you from the future?

-I was spinning haha I was really spinning haha

Then this message also came to mind.

[Failed to survive]

Because he ended up being surrounded by zombies and died.

Bababam!

[Mission Man donated a whopping 500,000 won!]

[I’ll just give it to you~~]

The mission money I rejected earlier has come in as a donation. The scrolling of the chat window soared.

-???: When you become famous, people applaud you even if you poop (physics)

– Hahahahahahahahahahaha –

This is truly a legend

– Is this modern art or something?

-Death art hahahaha

-Andy Warhol! Move! This is art!

* * *

After death.

Bubble gum returns to the game standby screen.

He clears his throat and speaks of his first impressions of the play.

“Ah… it was such a waste. “I almost woke up.”

-what?

-Mission? The mission was successful, so what’s the point?

-Baek Junsu saw it correctly. It was true that Yoon So-hee was hitting her hand with her cheek. You use your head as a weapon, right?

-Where on earth are you going?

LOL -I almost woke up lol

-I almost woke up. I broke almost all of the zombie’s teeth with my head

– Legendary hole-in-one hahahaha

– Ah bro ㅠㅠㅠ My stomach hurts so much I’m dying ㅠㅠ hahahaha

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.

.

Countless chats mock him. A situation that can make you feel bad.

However, he doesn’t care if the scene is familiar to Bubble Gum and continues the broadcast.

“ah. Anyway, the mission was accomplished. Right? “Thank you for the mission money.”

-I rejected it hahahaha

-Obviously. Almost. ㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ

– Kitchen ㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ

-What’s really going to do it

. Now we’re on our way. “Have you figured it out?”

-It passes from generation to generation

-It is said that the future grandchild caught the persimmon.

-Let’s go from generation to generation~

“Again. go.”

* * *

Since then, Bubble Gum has continued to try, but there has been no significant progress. It’s normal to die while surrounded by zombies.

Even if you fix the bathroom, then you get scratched by the window glass and die of tetanus, or you run away and fall down the stairs and die…

“That’s okay. “Game testimony.”

It really shows a variety of deaths. His challenge has come to an end.

“I’m going to take a moment to see how you do this, Almond.”

He eventually decided to follow his predecessor’s method. Let’s take a quick look at the Almond video.

This is a clip of him neutralizing zombies to secure a bathroom.

The title has a comical feel, ‘I kill zombies when I feel like pooping.’

“…What is this?”

The content of the video was not like that at all.

“How do I do this!? The start is so different? And doesn’t this seem more disadvantageous?”

-You shouldn’t try to dodge a single attack, haha. Don’t look at that haha.

-Are you referring to the wrong target?

-Almond looks like the game is more difficult? LOL

Bubblegum keeps saying ‘Wow… Wow…’ while watching a few clips.

“But I don’t think we should do it this way? Almond is dead, right?”

-No

, Almond is still alive

. -It’s live right now. Would you like to see it?

Bubblegum was surprised. The situation Almond faced was much harsher than what he had experienced. You haven’t lost your first life yet.

“Alive? “Just like the first version?”

-ㅇㅇ

-Even living well lol

-Culture shock; The streamer is alive in the game?!

“Then let me just take a quick look at how things are going. Is it okay to do this….”

Bubblegum watches Almond broadcast out of curiosity.

“and. “I used the bathroom, I ate at the snack bar…”

As viewers said, Almond seemed to be living a pretty good life. It is becoming more systematic than expected.

“You do laundry too? This is amazing. Are you eating up space by lowering the fire door?”

-Wow hahaha

– That guy really set up a household haha

– Oh, what is the cafeteria nuna? Haha Keoyeopnu

– As expected, the quality is different.

“There are fellow NPCs too! and. Is the cafeteria starting okay?”

While I was having this dangerous thought…

“uh?”

Bubblegum is surprised.

Almond ran into someone.

From Bubble Gum’s point of view, he immediately recognized who they were because they were the ones who had been beating him so hard just a moment ago.

“Those damn bastards? Are they alive?!”

Baek Junsu is unreasonable.