Episode 1001
: 1000 ways to avoid being discovered when you are possessed.
Druk druk!
The sound of the cream separator is exciting.
Let me tell you in advance, I am not Jin Cheon-hee.
Are you sad? But I can’t help it either.
Because it’s me, I’m not talking or muttering to myself from a first-person narrator’s point of view.
Creak, creak,
how many years have already passed since I entered the novel [The Congressman Lives Again.]
At some point, I gave up counting the years.
Originally, I was a person whose career path was cooking, and I have worked at some pretty good restaurants.
If you think of a good store on social media, is it one of the stores that appears on the first page?
Then, I wanted to open my own store, so the first store I opened was a 6-pyeong store in Hongdae.
It was a small shop that mainly served cod roe oil pasta and butter egg soy sauce fried rice, but for a while I was filled with joy as business was going well.
‘It was ruined when the coronavirus broke out.’
I cried and had to sell the store without receiving the key money.
Debt is business debt… I don’t want to think about it.
‘Then one day. I ended up in Uidasal, which I was reading.’
At first, I thought it wasn’t real. And when I found out it was real.
I have decided on something.
never.
‘I must not let the main character, Jin Cheon-hee, know that I am a possessor.’
and.
‘I should live close to the village next to Baekrin’s Pavilion.’
Honestly, isn’t it natural?
I am an ordinary small-town citizen who does not know anything about fighting, and I am a well-bred modern person.
Modern people make a loud noise when they cut their fingers on a piece of paper, and their quality of life plummets when they develop ingrown toenails.
There is no way that a well-bred modern person could survive in this barbaric powerhouse.
An animal kingdom where berserkers who take out their swords because they feel offended even if you just go outside the door and make eye contact are walking around.
Wasn’t that the martial arts river lake of Dosan Geomrim?
so.
This modern gazelle must lie down quietly in front of wild beasts even today.
You have to live in a safe area as much as possible, and to do that, you live next to Baekrin’s Pavilion.
Fortunately.
The area possessed in this world was a dormant volcano where Baekrin Uigak was located, and this was not yet redeveloped by Jin Cheon-hee, the main character of [The Doctor Lives Again].
This person sold all his possessions and bought an abandoned house.
If it had been after redevelopment, I wouldn’t have even dreamed of settling here.
Because house prices were ridiculously high.
At that time, I bought several houses that were falling down on two occasions, but when I came to my senses, I realized that I had become a huge real estate rich person.
Did you buy the first purchase when the price was at the bottom of the foot and the second purchase when the price was around the ankle?
There is no other coin that has hit the jackpot like this.
Among them, the landlord was in trouble because of Kang Ho-in, so he almost took it for nothing.
Now, I have become the duck that lays the golden egg.
Of course, it’s not all that comfortable.
The pain of not having a cell phone, the pain of not having a bathroom, the pain of not having an air conditioner, the pain of not having a shower + because we had to endure the harsh taxes of Tamgwan Duck in this era.
Jin Cheon-hee took over the area according to the Emperor’s orders and began redevelopment.
After basic redevelopment, as if that wasn’t enough, the surrounding landscape has been changed several times.
‘It’s awesome!’
On Earth I may be a ruined self-employed person, but here I am a building owner.
I was so excited at the time that I even ran like a crazy person alone on a rainy day.
And now.
The village that was not originally Baekrin-hyeon has now expanded from Baekrin-hyeon to Baekrin-gun.
What used to be a small town has now become a big city.
I have completely become the owner of a hidden restaurant in this area. Ahem!
“Is the cream separated well like this?”
Now let this cream cool.
In the past, we wouldn’t have dared to even dream of it, but now we are rich enough to own a small ice well.
I put the cream in my own bingo and take out the new cream that I cooled down yesterday.
And then put this cream in a manual whisk.
Stir!
Druk druk!
What on earth are the people who were the first people to whip cream until it turned into butter?
These guys really have nothing to do.
On Earth, it would be easy to use an electric whisk, but here it doesn’t work.
Manual whisk!
If you turn it like this, you will feel something cloudy and like a lump, but it is yellow.
It’s butter.
And keep stirring and stirring.
Drurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
How much did it stir?
When you think this is enough, separate it with a clean cloth and you’re done!
Just squeeze out the moisture as carefully as you would squeeze tofu.
Then warm up the remaining milk and drink it.
‘Ha, in modern times, everything was delivered to your home by just pressing the phone…’
Thanks to this, my forearms are only getting thicker.
The finished butter is wrapped neatly in a cloth and placed in the bingo.
A mountain of butter is already piled up next to the new butter.
Things I’ve made since long ago.
‘I’m glad I at least know how to make butter.’
How could I possibly be making penicillin and inventing newspapers when I didn’t even know how to use Xuanyuan Zhendan New Technique?
Fortunately, I was able to make this butter.
This is thanks to the modification of the manual centrifuge made by Baekrin Uigak.
A close craftsman made two more using the same mold in exchange for free food for three years.
It might be something like a martial arts treasure, but these experimental equipment are not particularly confidential.
The main character, Jin Cheon-hee, is a crazy person who wants centrifuges like this to be widely known, so no matter how many more pictures he makes, it doesn’t make a difference.
‘If I knew about modern technology, I would have to suck it up on my own. I don’t know why I’m just distributing it. That guy.’
anyway.
I was able to take it and modify it in my own way to make two manual whisks and a manual creamer.
‘shit. I also want to learn Hyeonwonjeondansingong. no. Even at the level below that, Hyeonwon-gong. But in order to learn that, I have to get a job at Uigak, which isn’t very good… I’ve earned this money after a long time, and I want to live comfortably.’
Sometimes I see kids coming down to the village with dark circles under their eyes, and I thought it would be a disaster if the main character, Jin Cheon-hee, catches them.
No matter how good the welfare is, is there any need to get a job there since I am the owner of the building?
still.
I am living well because I know the future.
I became a building owner, settled down, and made good money.
‘If I live well like this, I can just hand over the store and retire when the time is right.’
There are times when I really miss my hometown and my family, but those are all relationships that were cut off after my business ended.
It may sound cold, but considering how much debt I have, it would be better for my family if I died.
‘okay. Let’s live happily here.’
Suddenly, my eyes became sore, and while I was wiping them with my sleeve, I heard someone shouting outside.
I went out of the kitchen.
“Welcome.”
There is no reason why there is no Jeomsoy.
In the past, I did it alone in Hongdae.
Actually, now that I’m rich in real estate, I don’t have to run a restaurant.
Still, I wanted to cook.
But I don’t want to be too busy.
You know that? Stores that open and close at will.
However, the taste is so insanely delicious that people criticize the owner for no reason.
I wanted to become that kind of chef, and now I have achieved that dream.
If this store can accommodate six customers at a time, that’s it.
I take the order and do the serving.
So, I don’t want to run a store.
I just want to feel the ‘feel’ of running the business.
So, in a world without computers or phones, business is a hobby.
So, I only work as much as my hobby.
“Owner. Here’s a piece of Geumranchoban (金卵炒飯).”
Geumranchoban (金卵炒飯).
In other words, golden egg fried rice.
“Yes.”
I went back to the kitchen and took some butter and put it in the pot.
Grumble!
Fry the eggs first, then mix in the green onions and vegetables and fry again.
Just when you think the eggs are getting a little mushy, quickly add the cauldron rice!
Add minced garlic, soy sauce, and my own secret sauce and stir-fry again.
Even if you call it a secret sauce, it’s nothing special.
Rather than that, golden egg fried rice is about timing.
To finish, add pepper and stir-fry once more, then toss it in a bowl until ready to eat.
It doesn’t end here.
Egg water was poured on top of the hwagwa with plenty of butter left on it.
Grumble!
At that moment, the hwagwa is rotated to create an extremely thin egg crust and placed on top of the golden egg fried rice.
Just like omurice.
In this way, the flavor of egg butter is added to the golden egg fried rice soaked in salty soy sauce, creating a very violent egg taste of egg + egg + egg!
Here, the secret sauce of green onions and garlic adds to the greasy taste.
What if you add pre-made egg soup?
‘Whew. From what I can see, the menu is crazy about eggs.’
That’s not all.
The name of the menu at the store is Golden Egg Fried Rice, but its real identity is actually Butter Egg and Soy Sauce Fried Rice.
However, I don’t know what to say about Butter to the strong people, so I keep my mouth shut.
I tend to just say ‘secret seasoning’.
As I went out, the eyes of the powerful people were already glued to my dish and could not be taken away.
“Phew…. The golden egg fried rice here is really delicious. “If I don’t eat it, I always think about it.”
“But then it closed so quickly that I was so anxious.”
“That’s right. “I was lucky today!”
I wanted this feeling.
That ‘feeling’ of running a store.
In fact, if you want to make a profit, you shouldn’t operate like this.
“thank you. Then enjoy your meal.”
I say kindly and go back.
Then the door opened.
“Owner… Oh! “Did it open today?”
Another guest came in.
‘Well, it looks like there are a lot of customers today, so I’ll take a break tomorrow.’
The goal is only to create a ‘mood’ that gets you going, so excessive work is prohibited.
From there, it no longer becomes a hobby, right?
* * *
After finishing my lunch business, I felt free again.
I quickly posted that the store would be closed and sat down for a while to relieve my fatigue with a lucky breakfast.
“Hehe. I also finally learned martial arts. Infinite Lotus Beomsimgong. It’s a mass-produced Shingongjeolhak, but where is it? Hahaha!”
Novel Possession Finally, martial arts after ten years!
I’m embarrassed to say this, but when I first became possessed, I was hoping that I might have a special constitution, like Cheonmuji or Yinyang.
As a result of training through a military officer, nothing like that happened.
I wasn’t boneless and my brain wasn’t particularly good.
Just Yang Min.
Yang Min, who knows future knowledge.
Of course, it was a great thing and he became rich like this… but even so, there was a bit of regret that he wondered if he could live like this after coming to Gangho.
But goodbye to that now.
As I gained strength in my dantian, my body became more energetic and my mind became clearer than usual.
This is enough.
Fighting… honestly, it hurts a bit.
“Okay, how much did you earn today…. One by one, you two….”
No matter how much you only feel the feeling of opening a store, isn’t making money the completion of this ‘feeling’?
I took the money and went out.
Going to the battlefield to save money.
People in this era would think it would be safer to put money in a jar and bury it in the ground than to leave it on the battlefield, but modern people feel more anxious about that.
And this is the battlefield I’m going to!
‘The golden battlefield of Sima County!’
As its name suggests, it is a battlefield run by Geumhyeolbang.
I went to Jeon Jang-won, gave him money, and made a deposit.
“Oh, you’re here again. please wait for a moment.”
While Jeon Jang-won receives the money and submits it.
A voice rang out.
“Gaga~ We haven’t been so strict about forced collection these days. Are you sure you don’t trust this younger brother?”