Chapter.1 Oh, happy day! (4)
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“Fuck.”
Yes, I expected it. The Internet community is in fact close to a cultural sewer, and in a post-disaster society filled with all kinds of twisted desires and manias, anonymity has become a monster several times larger than it was in the past.
And I knew that broadcasting would mean confronting that big, dirty monster head-on.
– Jokass: Kkkkkkkkk
– Noru Drug: Kkkkkkkkkk
– Speed Wagon: I definitely remember persuading him to understand.
– professor: That’s what happened.
– Highway Nacho Man: Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
After he announced that he was mentally ill and a nacho and would make money through broadcasting, the chat room was literally in an uproar. He will also ……
-Soy Soygaba: Kitchen ㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ His life is not the way to do what he thinks
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– Soy Sauce Gay Bar: Have you checked the items and balance? I don’t know anything else, but you know that I follow Kangho’s duties well, right? I don’t plan on looking at it, so be prepared hahaha.
It was good that I found a sponsor sooner than expected, and it was also good that it was someone I knew from a local chat room.
But why is that person at the soy sauce gay bar? You’re a maniac with a broken personality who has been tested for 7 years! Pure evil! If 100 people knew, he was the kind of guy that would make all 100 people shake their heads! Why should I get conditional play from that person!
The itch in my throat was already starting to itch, and I wanted to go out to the wasteland to scavenge for scraps, thinking, ‘Haha, that was a joke^^’, but the red gas can that had already arrived at my feet was flaunting its presence like a shackle.
– Speed Wagon: Anyway, I got it really quickly.
– Soy sauce gay bar: I have a lot of money. That person said he was on the verge of running out because he didn’t have a can of dark oil, but he couldn’t just leave it at that, right?
– Jokass: Don’t pretend to be normal, you crazy person.
– Highway Nacho Man: Don’t pretend to be human, you mutant.
That’s right. In order to quickly silence the chat window that tried to dissuade them after the broadcast announcement, as soon as they announced, ‘The generator is broken and I have no intention of joining even if other factions die, and I can’t run the spare generator without gasoline,’ I said, ‘Oh, then can I just take out the account fee and send the rest as oil?’ A chat came up, and now, 8 hours later, a can of gasoline has landed right in front of my eyes.
“We’re alive! We’re alive now, master! Electricity! Ah-ah, the gracious electricity is spreading deep into every corner of the shelter!”
“You lived. I didn’t.”
“Hey, why are you so nervous? Still, you know everyone, so why would they treat you so harshly?”
“You’re more nervous because you know someone.”
To be honest, I had some expectations. In fact, he only chats like that, but he may be a gentle person on the inside. I don’t know his face, but we have a friendship that has been built over a long period of 7 years, so he might just ask for normal and healthy play! Same expectations.
– Soy Sauce Gay Bar: Hmm… I paid just 700,000 worth of gasoline, so 3 to 4 characteristics is a reasonable price, right?
– professor: ㅇㅇ
– Soy sauce gay bar: “Legendary odor” “End stage exhibitionism” “Unusual diet: filth” “Habitual vomiting”
– professor: Hey, where do you live?
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Of course, those expectations were shattered on the first move.
– Jokass: You really…..
– Soy Sauce Gay Bar: 700,000.
– Jokass: There is no saint of royalties!
– Noroo Drug: Ah, if it’s that much for the 700,000 advance deposit, I’ll say thank you and bow twice lol
– Soy sauce gay bar: Gorom gorom.
– professor: Please take a look… I have to make a living from this from now on…
That’s right, I can just close my eyes and live as a clown rolling around in shit maggots for a month. But my old generator will continue to gobble up gasoline, and I need to keep earning shillings to pay for it.
You can add crappy options, but at least figure out how to make the broadcast sustainable. How many people would pay to see a smelly naked man eating shit and spitting shit?
– Soy Sauce Gay Bar: Okay. Well then, let’s go with something well known. 9274983 Sid ‘Billy the Murderer’ World. how is it? Are you fine? It’s been proven that this will be a hit on TV, right? Come to think of it, Billy isn’t on the air these days. What is he doing?
– Speed Wagon: commits suicide. Radar discovered that G had made a large razor blade similar to the one used in the game and used it to cut out all his internal organs, and posted a proof photo in the gallery.
– Soy Sauce Gay Bar: Uhm… um… wouldn’t it be okay if the professor is mentally strong?
– Jokass: Jokass
– Holly: That’s a bit… I
knew that after watching my Billy Guy broadcast. If you put a psychopathic killer in the head of an ordinary person, of course, no matter what happens, it won’t explode and you’ll be exhausted. That is a land mine that is more serious than the conditions mentioned before. Of course dismissed.
– Soy Sauce Gay Bar: …..ha, it suddenly feels like shit. Hey, do you think I look like a bong?
When he showed his intention to refuse once more, Gangenome seemed to be getting angry, and the chat started to get more acrimonious.
– Soy Sauce Gay Bar: I paid 700,000 won, but this and that didn’t work… Hey, Professor, don’t you have anything to say? Just eat and fry? Did I look like an asshole? why? You keep rejecting it until you pick it to your liking, right?
– Holly: No, but you still have to make your request based on common sense…
– Highway Nacho Man: Use it. Holly, how old are you?
– Holly: Seventeen…..
– Highway Nacho Man: If you look at the words and actions of a 10-year-old during a great disaster, he is considered precious in something like the Upper Dome. I think he joined the community recently….. –
Jokass: Hey. Stop digging for nachos. Follow the national rules, bastard.
– Highway Nacho Man: Stay. I need to tell you something. I guess you don’t know much because you grew up so precious… Did you know that raiders also post posts in the community?
– Holly: …..Yes.
– Highway Nacho Man: They get paid 200,000 to find and kill a person. 700,000 is the money that comes with an optional arm or leg for each of the three people who want it.
– Noroo Drug: …..It’s also the price of 300 calorie bars. This means that it is the cost of food for 15 days for a small group.
– Holly: !!!!!
– Highway Nacho Man: The 700,000 given by Gan Genome is actually the price of the professor’s life. Originally, I was in a position where I had to listen to everything he asked for, but now the professor was relying on that small friendship. It’s not Gange that’s wrong, it’s the professor. Do you understand?
– Soy Sauce Gay Bar: Hey, Nacho came to my defense. Live long and see! Was that a gesture of reconciliation??
– Highway Nacho Man: Come on.
“…You’re so good at talking dirty.”
That’s all true. What I am doing now is no different from begging for my life by selling my friendship of the past seven years. Of course, there is no such thing as guilt. Just like the people in the wasteland, I have absolutely no intention of taking any losses, and since I have already put my friendship on the shelf, I will definitely receive more in return. Life has always been the heaviest weight in this damn world, so you have to sell everything you can.
The moment I was about to do something in the increasingly cold atmosphere of the chat room, Speedwagon presented a solution, as always.
– Speed Wagon: Then what about this?
– Soy Sauce Gay Bar: What.
– Speed Wagon: Something that was popular about 3 years ago. Characteristic random conditions.
– Soy sauce gay bar: I don’t like it. The unit price was not right to begin with. It was only possible to do it for 400,000. Even if you calculate the rise in prices, it’s a loss for me.
– Speed Wagon: All other than 4 characteristics are random. Occupation, race, characteristics, appearance… everything that can be set. You can pick just one from those random ones and replace it with whatever you want. It’s realistic, so of course it’s taller.
– Jokass: Oh.
– Highway Nacho Man: Refreshing? That seems to be the right balance.
– Soy Sauce Gay Bar: Hmm… Then what if something really good happens? I feel so fucking dirty.
– Noru Drug: So I didn’t just pick one characteristic. To pour shit on a professor who is happy to hit the jackpot. In the first place, GG is not an easy game that can be pushed forward with random characteristics that are not even combined, right?
– Soy Sauce Gay Bar: If you look at it that way, it’s like that again. Okay call. What about the professor?
– professor: call.
I jumped up from my seat without realizing it.
“Of course it’s Cole! As expected, Speed Wagon is the greatest personality of this era! Thank you! Thank you!”
“Uh…are you going to like it that much? It’s really dangerous if you’re unlucky enough to get caught with a lot of bad traits, and even if you’re lucky enough to get several good traits, the other person has the option to overturn the combination itself, right?”
“Of course you’ll like it! If things were going the way they were, there would be nothing to say even if you started off with only bad traits, but there’s at least a chance of starting on a good note by just closing your eyes and doing nothing, right?”
In fact, the negotiation achieved the best results. Since it’s an all-random start, the topic isn’t bad and it looks good for broadcasting as well. It’s not bad. No, this is the best achievement!
This is not the time. Before I change my mind, I need to get the contract out of the way.
– Soy Sauce Gay Bar: Oh, it’s okay. The more I think about it, the funnier it seems.
– professor: So this is how the deal works? All random start / 1 pick with ‘Soy Sauce Gay Bar’ characteristic / Maintain play and broadcast for one month (5 in-game months) excluding minimum break time / Realistic mode / Agree?
– Soy Sauce Gay Bar: ㅇㅇ I agree. Click to confirm transaction?
– professor: ㅇㅋ
When both parties clicked the transaction confirmation button in the chat window, ‘The transaction was processed normally.’ A system message appeared.
One of the biggest reasons why the shilling was able to become a key currency in this world. If both parties do not click the transaction confirmation button, the transaction will be canceled and Gedreutz’s drone will return the transaction item.
If there is unnecessary friction in the process, the account will be suspended immediately.
The only means of real-time long-distance communication with the outside of the group is the GG community, which is managed by Gedreuts’ satellite. Suspension of an account means disconnection from society, so even in the Dome, which is said to accept people with no arms or legs, people whose accounts have been suspended are not accepted. .
Of course, anyone who touched Gedreutz’s transport drone because they wanted drone parts will also have their account suspended. In this case, because the bio-signal was tracked and all IPs located within a 500-meter radius of the person were stopped, the Gedroits drones were able to leisurely perform their mission even in this chaotic world.
Anyway, now that the contract has been concluded, it’s been an hour. I feel like the sense of crisis that was making the back of my neck ache has subsided.
– Soy Sauce Gay Bar: Now, I paid for the beef horn, so would you like to start right away? Everyone take a seat!
– Speed Wagon: /Sit/
– Jokass: Quick!! I’m getting dizzy!!!!
– Holly: Excited!
+ player ‘Nutria Gena’ has entered the chat room
– Nutria Gena: I came here after hearing rumors. Is this Realistic Mode Broadcast of Random 1 Negative Pick?
– Whales are flying: This house is good at broadcasting.
– 朝樂氣多際: I also spread the word in our local chat room.
+ player ‘….’ is….
+ player ‘….’ is….
+ player ‘….’ is…
– Soy Sauce Gay Bar: Come on, newcomer. Everyone is welcome and I am the host of this party! Let’s come to the soy sauce gay bar! It’s a 700,000 concept game, so I hope you all enjoy what you’ve already started!
– Gunpowder and blood: It’s an atmosphere I can’t get used to.
– Jokass: Boom boom boom!!! Owner!!! Open the door!!!! Waiting for people!!!!
– A whale is flying: Bang boom boom!!
– Nutria Gena: Open the door!!!!
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“Master, are you ready?”
“Yes. Since I won’t be able to respond to external stimuli for the time being, I’ll increase the cloaking field and shield output a bit more.”
“Yes. Have a nice dream.”
Chiik-thud.
The connector door closes and the soft interior wraps around my body. A comfortable yet strangely tense feeling for the first time in two years.
“I really wasn’t going to do it again…”
Well, let’s think positively about life’s events. The fact that this game can have a bad impact means that it can also have a good impact. In fact, if you were to compare which is better for your mental health between the sight of the wasteland outside the shelter and the sight inside this game, out of 100, you would choose the game. That’s why people can’t quit this game even though they know it’s a dangerous game.
While I was thinking about this and that, the light inside the connector that had completed bio-pattern recognition went off, and I felt my whole body floating, and a soft female voice was heard.
[welcome. Professor Park. For the world beyond this world. Would you like to access Gedreutz’s game?]
I felt a little discomfort at the voice I had heard so many times, but I suppressed it. Let’s not think about it. This is a matter of my survival.
“Connect.”
As soon as I finished speaking, a blinding bright light covered me.
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