2. Fighting a Dragon (2)
“But why is there no magic in the Demon World that makes clothes?”
When Deus asked a question while putting on the wizard’s clothes, Alex shrugged his shoulders.
“My lord, please try making it.”
“Is that so?”
“The master’s name will automatically be attached to the magic and be passed down to the demon world for eternity
.”
“Can’t we give it another name?”
“yes. The engraving is what gives the magic its final breath.”
Deus somehow seemed to understand why incredibly trivial magic did not exist in the world.
Something like magic to relieve constipation would dramatically change human life just as much as magic to destroy castle walls. However, even after my death
, I did not want to see the sacred and grand method of constipation relief
created by the 666-year-old Demon King Demiu Regos being talked about.
The treasure that the two demons obtained from the castle was one bag of gold coins and another bag of small jewels.
One gold coin was equivalent to one month’s income for an average middle-class person, so 100 coins was enough money to last for 10 years.
Moreover, jewels were several times more valuable than gold coins of the same volume. Selling it might be a bit annoying, though.
With the two bags of treasure hidden in Alex’s arms,
it didn’t seem like there would be much difficulty settling down wherever he went.
The long-distance transport carriage had already left for a distant place to avoid the castle burning down with the dragon.
There was nothing they couldn’t do if they wanted to pursue it, but they decided to take a different path.
“Just buy a wagon.”
“Do you plan to buy a carriage right away now that you have money?”
“Are you dissatisfied?”
“Nothing at all.”
Alex immediately stopped by the carriage shop near the south gate of the castle.
The castle was in complete chaos due to the dragon’s attack, but I was able to meet the owner of the store by persistently knocking on the door.
Alex spent 20 gold coins to buy a fairly decent wagon.
Because he was not a nobleman, he could not buy a carriage for travel. It was also impossible to purchase horses, including war horses or good ones with pedigrees.
Still, I was able to find the best products and assorted them without crossing that line.
A tent was pitched
behind the carriage drawn by two horses .
It seemed like a comfortable night out would be possible if we added camping gear.
“Do you think you should have your own car
?”
Alex said as he drove the carriage from the driver’s seat.
Deus was currently lying crookedly in the tent, looking at the scenery outside.
“That carriage was more comfortable.”
“It’s a Tornedo carriage that’s comfortable on the butt.”
“But are you going to keep chasing me?”
“yes! “I will follow you until Master Alex, your nurse and tutor, changes his mind.”
“Dad probably ordered you to do that, right?”
“That’s true, but my lord’s nanny…
“But why are you a nanny?”
“I’m a nanny, so I’m a nanny.”
“You’re a man.”
“First of all, gender is like that.”
“But the nanny?”
“You too, my lord.”
Alex blushed.
“You liked it so much when you were young,
but now you pretend not to know?”
“Even if you go crazy, go crazy in a nice way?”
“Why do you think the size of the terminal protrusions on the sixth and seventh tentacles are different? For reference, the sixth and seventh tentacles are…
“Stop, shut up.”
“It’s two.”
“Shut up, you bastard.”
“Now do you have any questions about why you are a nanny?”
“The only lesson I learned was not to worry about trivial things. Fuck, I
liked that?”
Deus swore a word and opened his mouth again.
“Anyway, I can’t call this guy or that guy, so I have to give him a role. “Okay, I’m the owner, so you can be the butler.”
“Butler… you mean?”
“Are you dissatisfied?”
“It’s nothing in particular, but the only property worth managing is a carriage, right? “Isn’t it overkill to have a butler?”
“There’s gold.”
“That’s true, but…what
do you think? If you call me this bastard, I can become this bastard, and if you call me deacon, I can become a deacon.”
“That’s positive.”
“I just absolutely obey my master’s orders.”
“No one who talks like that is actually obedient.”
“You are prejudiced.”
The road to the Jose Continent was fairly well paved.
The ground was dug deep, crushed stone was laid down, and several layers of soil were compacted to
make it higher than the surrounding area.
Care was taken to cover the top with coarse sand to prevent it from becoming muddy even when it rains.
This road was used for commercial purposes in normal times and for military purposes during the war against the Demon King’s army.
The kingdom always paid attention to roads to prepare for the gruesome war that took place once every 100 years.
The carriage ran smoothly thanks to the flat road.
By the time Deus was tired of lying crookedly in the back of the carriage and looking at the sky.
“But my lord.”
“why? Deacon Al.”
“Do you really have to shorten it like that?”
“Do you not want to say that you can call you a dog?”
“It didn’t go as far as attaching a dog.”
“Is your loyalty below that of a dog? “A proud sense of loyalty is shallower than stagnant water after a rain.”
“But it’s probably deeper than that.”
“I’m not interested in things like loyalty, so why did you call me?”
“What is the real reason you quit being the Demon Lord?”
“Oh, didn’t I tell you?”
“You were about to say something earlier, but you stopped.”
“Did you?”
Deus scratched his head.
“Hey, don’t you think the current demon world is strange?”
“What do you mean?”
“Why aren’t you attacking the ground now?”
“You mean now?”
“Okay now. “I may say it myself, but
I think I can master everything about being a hero without having to learn all the Demon King Dance.”
“It’s not even fruit, why are you grinding it?”
“Don’t change your mind.”
“Surely my lord is strong.”
“The current warriors have not yet awakened.”
“I can’t say that’s the case again. Although we have been raising the bloodline for 100 years to select the last person… we cannot conclude that the pureblood level is low just because of now.” “Then
it’s meaningless to say it happens once every 100 years in the first place .
“As soon as a hero with a high level of pure blood appears, they can attack the Demon King’s Castle.”
“I don’t know their circumstances.”
“Isn’t it too contrived?”
“That is the law of the world.”
“I asked you if that was strange. Do you want to keep talking?”
“I don’t know what’s strange. Why does the fire burn upward when we try to question the laws of the world? Why does water fall down? “I can feel the wind, but why can’t I see it?”
It was a sharp question.
“is it?”
“It’s just decided that way. “It is a rule established by my absolute godson.”
I quietly repeated the word absolute. There was no reverence in his expression.
Alex glanced at his face and opened his mouth again.
“You didn’t run away from home because you didn’t like the laws of nature, right?”
“What are you talking about?”
“I couldn’t accept my fate of being born and becoming a demon lord. I didn’t like the fact that the lights were red. “I set out to find the true destiny that was given to me.”
“What kind of novel bullshit is that? Are you sick in your heart? As for why I quit being the Demon King…
“Aaaah! Help me!”
A scream was heard outside the carriage.
That too from a woman.
Alex immediately jumped down under the carriage.
“It looks like your new bride has appeared again. This time, please at least hold my hand. “It’s even better if you try to achieve a 50 percent pregnancy rate.”
“And then you get sued. “Do you know how strict the laws are on sexual harassment these days?”
Deus slowly got off the carriage and turned his eyes toward the direction from which the sound came.
Deus felt a sense of strangeness in the scenery before his eyes.
There was a beauty.
She was a beauty who would look good with a candle in front of her.
She was wearing clothes similar to those of a priest. I couldn’t pinpoint what sect it was, but it was a flowing white gown.
And after that, the bandits chased after him.
A flail, a hammer, an axe. He was holding a weapon that looked ignorant at first glance.
What about clothes?
From leopard skin to deer bear to wolf skin.
The clothes that would make animal lovers foaming at the sight were clearly bandits.
Even the setting of a bandit chasing a beautiful woman was okay… but the problem was the location.
This was the official capital.
If I had to compare it, it looked like a gangster who should have been in a dark, dark back alley was
extorting money on the main street in front of the royal palace.
A bandit and a priestess in the middle of a cool open plain.
What mountain did that bandit come from?
Deus turned his head and looked at the ice cap far away.
Even if I couldn’t do it, it would be 10 kilometers away.
It came from far away. Surely he didn’t chase me for 10 kilometers while swinging an ax?
It smelled suspicious and I didn’t want to worry about it.
“butler.”
“Yes, my lord.”
“Did you make this up?”
“What do you mean?”
“That priestess.”
The woman was urgently running toward this carriage.
I’ll say it again, she was an incredibly beautiful woman.
Even in the demon world, women of that caliber were not scolded.
Excluding the pretty monsters that were unavoidable due to their occupation,
it was difficult to see such beauty among ordinary demons.
“You are pretty.”
“That’s what I’m saying. “Aren’t you trying to use that woman to make my child?”
“What do you think of me? When you think of a strategy, Alex means a strategy. Do you think you would pull off such a poor move?”
“Does it seem suspicious to overdo it?”
“Because it’s not. Go ahead and go. If I do that, I will be killed by bandits.”
“Even if you were chased in a nearby forest, I think you would have run about 10 kilometers to run away? Are you going to get caught again now? Just leave it alone. “If you keep running like this, you’ll probably run into someone
with an eye patch.”
Deus said this and tried to get on the carriage.
“Aren’t you a hero?”
“I heard you’re a colleague. “Let the warrior sit as a scarecrow.”
“If you’re going to do that, at least you shouldn’t be a villain.”
“Then you did it. You’ve had enough of bandits. Because a subordinate’s credit is a superior’s credit.”
“I’m a demon, so I’m allergic to good things.”
“I’m a demon too?”
Deus already had one leg up on the carriage.
But things didn’t go as he wanted.
This was because Alex waved his hand loudly and shouted at the living enemy.
“Here you go! “There is an aspiring warrior here.”
“It’s going to be freezing this sixth and seventh month…
Deus glared at his butler and came back down the carriage with an annoyed look on his face.
The beauty hid behind Deus.
“Don’t stick around.”
Deus shook off the woman who grabbed his clothes and glanced at the bandits in front of him.
“Oh really.
The person who was currently angry was none other than Alex.
“This kind of thing must be reported to the Heroes’ Management Office. “Please be sure to sign the Lady Blood Rescue Certification.”
For the seventh time, I was already imagining punching Alex in the face as he grabbed the woman and explained her carefully. Scratching his head, Deus
approached
the bandits .
“I’m going to take one hit. You two just go. “Take your pick.”
The leader of the bandits snorted.
“Huh, live, live, something like this…. Aspiring to be a warrior? Aren’t you a wannabe who isn’t even a Blood and wants to be the neighborhood fixer for dogs and cows? “Hey, pull out my shin bone and replace it with my forearm bone before it blows.”
“Okay, select 1.”
Deus’ palm struck the bandit’s cheek.
On this day, the bandits learned for the first time that humans could turn so fast.
The enemy leader, who had spun around twenty-four times, was thrown 10 meters away and landed.
Although he was squirming, I couldn’t tell if it was because he was alive or if it was a muscle spasm caused by the stimulation of the terminal.
