Chapter. 17. Preparation for travel (14)
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“Here?”
“okay. “A gathering of the best men in the wasteland to exercise their innate violence in a healthy way!”
The headquarters was not far away. Outside the dome. The sound of the heavy machine guns of the mutant defense line can be faintly heard.
“Hehehe, it’s pretty good, right?”
“….Where?”
At least on first impression, I didn’t get a feeling that fit the word ‘okay’ in any place that caught my eye.
An old, very dilapidated three-story commercial building.
The base is built in a ‘ㅁ’ shaped structure with an empty space in the middle, a structure often seen in places such as old academy buildings. Just looking at it, it looks like the original building was purchased and not renovated, let alone being newly built.
Even the large metal sign with the words [BDSM] on it was already showing red rust, as if it had been roughly welded.
If you half-block all the windows with iron plates for cover, put barbed wire around drain pipes and everywhere you can climb, and put a heavy machine gun turret on the roof and the head of an unknown mutant on a long window pole – “
….no matter where you look, Are you raising it?”
No matter where you look, it becomes a BDSM headquarters that resembles a den of evil scavengers.
“Keuuu~ Home- sweet home! The more I see it, the more I like it! “It’s exactly the hideout I dreamed of!”
…I forgot. This guy goes by the name of ‘Spice Merchant’ and although he had a lot of money from long ago, he lived in the dust of a collapsed bowling alley with a blanket on a mattress.
I wasn’t the type of person who lived well just because I had money. This crazy guy, whose left brain was already soaked in cigarette smoke and his right brain in deflagration, was sitting as the control tower of a group, and there was no way it was a proper group!
“You told me to spend some money earlier? They say you need to learn how to spend money! Is this the attitude of a learned person? uh! Where did you learn something and eat it! “Have you been scammed by tutoring?”
“Hey! That’s because you’re so blind that you can’t recognize luxury goods! That thing on the rooftop over there! Do you know how much that stuffed head costs? This means that processing experts and taxidermists put a lot of effort into making this piece so that it can weather naturally from snow, rain, and sandstorms without rotting! That is our monument and trophy! “The enemy’s supply and demand is the symbol of a warrior!”
“Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, my head…”
It was a mistake. Instead of calling Rabbit this way, I should have gone that way.
When we talked in a building like this, it was obvious that volunteering would become multi-level and that Christmas would turn into a strategic product sales period.
“Vex… went, right?”
“uh. I wrapped it beautifully and sent it to you while you were sleeping. “I’ll be back soon, so where would you like to meet?”
“…I ask that you choose a place that is clean and at least free of dust when sitting.”
“Um, bathroom?”
“Fuck Lord.”
I shouldn’t have any expectations from this person
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Fortunately, I didn’t have to leave it up to Ian to figure out where to go.
In a hallway littered with dust, stone fragments, shell casings, and food packaging paper, only one passage was shining brightly as if different pictures had been cut and pasted together.
Just looking at it, there was a clear division between the section used by an apocalyptic explosion enthusiast and the section used by ordinary people.
The area that smells of oil, gunpowder, and other metal is the section used by metal-oriented crews that serves as a vehicle hangar, fuel storage, ammunition, and an arsenal.
On the other hand, the area that has gone beyond the level of cleaning up and is close to the hotel lobby is an area used by people who prove that there are normal people in BDSM.
It was clear who cleaned it up without even looking. There’s only one person who cleans up the boxes stacked around me, right?
‘Oh God! Thank you for sending me the Vex! At least you’re keeping the balance and giving it to me!’
Bex also respected Ian’s tastes, but it seems he couldn’t bear not to clean the roads he used.
As I entered the hallway, which had been cleaned and even waxed, I soon heard someone calling.
“Hey, you’re not a rich captain! “Did you arrive quickly?”
“I never thought they would give me that as a lump sum! Thank you! “I’ll use it well!”
In the lobby, which sparkles like a new building, soldiers are taking off their dusty military uniforms and importing firearms.
“I contacted Old Man Woojin. It turns out that the old man’s faction was keeping the rats in check. The old man must have boiled the train barrel and swore so loudly that it hurt my ears. “They say they’re coming to see the patient with the doctors there.”
“Oh, thank you.”
Patients with localized mutations are scared and hiding in corners or covering themselves with blankets with unfocused eyes.
finally.
A strange sound coming from inside the hallway. I’ve never heard it in real life, but I hear it a lot in games. A sharp, snapping sound made when a sharp object cuts through the wind in an instant.
“Oh right. “He was there too, right?”
Cheonryuje. Come to think of it, during the BDSM operation, I encountered Cheon Ryu-je, who was cutting up a variety of vegetables like tofu in area 45. Cheon Ryu-je, who appeared in a murderous manner, saw the BDSM flag and said, ‘I have to see Professor Park’ and recklessly got into the car.
And when they told me I couldn’t come out, they sat down at headquarters waiting for me to come out.
Looking at the eerily sharp sound, I thought it was that person.
“Cheonryuje. Rabbit. And me too…”
“Hmm? Come to think of it, the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd places in the broadcast rankings were gathered in one place, right? Oh, is that why you called me? “Do you want to talk about games?”
“….yes.”
Current 1st place ‘Professor’s broadcast [Professor Park’s Game Saeng Gamesa (Real Death)]
2nd place ‘Rabbit Princess’ broadcast [Rabbit Princess’s Another Hop!]
Former 3rd place Current 15th place ‘天流帝”s [.]
And then The three people rumored to be the best at GG in the wasteland gathered together in one place.
…Also, unknown to the outside world, it was also the gathering of Gedreutz’s three ‘candidates for completion’ who planned this wasteland.
‘Is it a coincidence?’
Probably not. Even if I called Rabbit, as soon as Cheon Ryu-je met BDSM, he joined and stayed here to see me, as if he had been waiting for me.
Perhaps not all of the stories to be told here will be purely game-related.
Save/Load. Rabbit took over community operation management authority.
Emperor Cheonryu, who took the extrasensory training program as part of a military program like Orpheus and Zeus.
and me. Professor Park took the power to adjust GG’s time scale.
It was clear that each person would have different intentions as they had different things in hand with the same reward in front of them.
“…It might be fun.”
I thought that at least the upcoming conversation would not be boring.
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Buaaaaang-!
I came out of the building after receiving a call from a security guard informing me that a guest had arrived.
Wow!
A vehicle sliding in, leaving skid marks as if performing acrobatics.
Paralock!
Vivid rose petals fluttering through the open windows along with the shiny bright yellow body of the car.
“A horse and a flower?”
“Ah, this is another thing I ask you to do, and you complete it amazingly. “It just so happens that we both have it.”
It appeared with Bex’s still terrible driving skills.
It was a yellow sports car covered in fake rose petals.
A black horse logo clearly drawn on the front of the vehicle.
“Ferrari! “Wow, he’s like a dynamic wild horse!”
“Are there any sports cars left in this day and age?”
“When there were rumors that World War III would break out, did rich people hide expensive cars or cheap cars? “Would there be a conglomerate who would hide something like Damas in an underground bunker?”
“Uh… I guess that’s what I heard?”
“Hehehe! Considering its rarity, it has survived quite well. What am I going to do with the money I earn? “Let’s buy something like this and collect it.”
“Recently, Dom has been so tight for money that he is selling various things, and this is also an item that Dom has officially put up for auction. Domes also began as large bunkers where old-time rich people hid in to harm the next generation. They’re probably still hiding a lot of those things. “I placed a bid as soon as it came out.”
Yes. Ian realized what I had jokingly said about ‘sending a bouquet of flowers on a horse’ by having Bex in a suit pull a Ferrari filled with artificial flowers.
“Hello~!”
It seems that the customer was quite satisfied, as Rabbit’s unique bouncy voice was extremely bright.
“How much did you do? “It looks like it’s in good condition.”
“You said not much? The first person to bid said, ‘I’m bidding on Metal Joe!!!!’ “I screamed so fucking loudly that no one bid after me?”
The crazy guy threatened me not to overbid.
While chatting, Bex, who managed to park without accident, got out of the sports car.
“If you step on the babab bar, the car you find will fire…!”
“Oh, it’s a bit rough for a novice driver like you. Still, the lady over there seems very satisfied, doesn’t she?”
“No need to say anything! Oh my goodness I never thought I would see a Ferrari in the wasteland again! To be honest, I was a little impressed, Mr. Desmont!”
Paralock!
Again and again!
Fake roses fluttered through the door that was stylishly opened upwards, and a flashy but not overly high heel shoe stepped between the fluttering petals.
“I came a little dressed up, is that okay? “There’s no such thing as a dress code, right?”
“Even if there is, we should adjust to that, right?”
A red dress that doesn’t look too burdensome with black high heels. The flowing, undulating dress perfectly revealed a woman’s unique elegant lines, and Rabbit was someone who really knew how to wear it to stand out.
‘….You definitely have the power to set the mood just by being here.’
A person who sets the mood only through body language and external factors, regardless of whether they are simply pretty or attractive.
Some call it charm, but at this level it would be more appropriate to call it ‘charisma.’
Clearly, clearing the world wasn’t achieved by just picking things up.
Feeling a little wary, I approached to greet him warmly –
….and again.
Another pair of high heels appeared from the backseat of Rabbit.
“Kolok kolok.” Rabbit, I’m a little uncomfortable with clothes like this…”
“Uncomfortable!” The most comfortable state for a person is to lie down naked and just breathe! Still, what is the reason we get up every morning and move and do something?”
“This is a slightly different case-”
“The reason is! It’s worth the inconvenience!!! Because there is! Hey, how about our pretty Dana? If you complain like that, your pretty face will get wrinkled, so why don’t you come out quickly~? “Just imagine what your stupid man over there would look like!”
“Ummmm….”
Again.
A white dress walked out behind a beautiful woman with her hair up in a gorgeous red dress.
A hand fiddling with the hem of a light dress as if it were uncomfortable. Because of her white skin, light makeup stands out, especially the red-painted lips.
‘I got hit!’
tension? wariness? Are you prepared for the fierce battle and read-through that will follow?
That thing melted away like a snail hit with salt at the dazzling appearance of ‘Fully Armed Dana Elisha Hyacinth’.
“Professor Park? “Why isn’t it dazzling to look at?”
“Oh no, Dana, what’s going on here…”
“What’s going on? “What the heck~?”
In response to my dumbfounded question, the sound of high heels clicking followed, and Rabbit poked my chest with his beautifully decorated finger.
“What the hell! I told you we were close! A girl who should have stayed out all night came home alone, so she came to talk to her. The date suddenly became serious and ended ambiguously. Dana then blamed herself for taking strange kids out of Gwangmyeong Church for no reason and her boyfriend went out, leaving the girl alone. !”
“Ugh.”
“If they had done it the previous day, the next day, as soon as the sun rises, they would come running at dawn and carry him away. This time, they are calling me to their hideout, which is like a den of psychopaths? “In my mind, as soon as we met, I wanted to engrave ‘I am a double-headed Jjoda-’ on the map!”
“I did… The gift packaging that arrived was too pretty for that. So, in order to go on a date with Bex, I brought her here to finish what she couldn’t do yesterday. How did you do it? Those two guys are friends, and we’re both friends, so a double date is okay, right? “It also meant watching and learning.”
“Uh um uh… right… me?”
I was completely stopped by Rabbit’s face. When I come to my senses and think about something, the curves beyond the thin fabric of the pure white dress flash before my eyes, my white face blushes slightly, and my face with my head down looks like a cloud…
Bah!
“Calm down, dude. “Still, you’re the leader here, so you have to keep your wits about you.”
“Ugh, thank you….”
“Hehehe.” I just took a shot at this. “I was truly captivated.”
Thanks to Ian, who hit me on the back of my head so hard that my eyeballs popped out, I was barely able to come to my senses.
“Let’s go in first. “It’s like standing outside like this.”
“Well, is that right? “Bex, please hold on to me!”
When I, the host, made a gesture, Rabbit called Bex and strode in as if he had been waiting. The BDSM building, which was clearly the pinnacle of the turn-of-the-century atmosphere, seemed strangely elegant around Rabbit and Becks.
Gently –
Meanwhile, Dana lightly places her arm on my left arm.
“Isn’t it a little… strange?”
“hmm? Oh no! at all! “My eyes are so sore that I can’t look at them… uh… I’m okay.”
The words ‘pretty’ were so itchy that I couldn’t get them out of my mouth.
“okay?”
Dana seems to have gained a little confidence from those words and leans in a little more.
Shit. My heart hurts. If a girl who is pretty even without makeup shows up fully armed like this, it goes far beyond my tolerance.
The whole walk to the building felt like I was walking on clouds.
Fluffy. Fluffy.
Mongsil Mongsil.
I admit it. The first round went to Rabbit at the level of annihilation.
There’s probably someone over there who brought Dana in for that, and they probably won’t want to let go of the initiative once they’ve taken it.
‘So we need to get inside quickly.’
Fortunately, there was a being inside me who was completely at odds with this atmosphere.
A man truly like a refined sword.
Cheonryuje.
‘Thanks to you, I survived, man!’
I haven’t even seen his face yet, but I’m starting to develop a crush on Chen Liujie.
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