‘Oh, no!’
Flash!
* * *
And reality.
“so! You’re saying that you summoned me just now for such an insignificant reason! a little bit! If I had done a little more from now on, I could have realized the ultimate sword grass!”
The clone gritted his teeth and grabbed my collar.
But in the end, maybe it was me, so I wasn’t afraid at all.
“Don’t say you hate it so much. After all, you are me too. Let’s share the pain together.”
Then the alter ego looking at me with dumbfounded eyes.
But I didn’t know.
What kind of blue will my choice bring.
That was the moment when the legend of the world’s strongest uncle began!
[ Earth’s Strongest Uncle (1) ]
“Don’t say you hate it so much. After all, you are me too. Let’s share the pain together.”
pain sharing.
Aah, what a resonant word this is!
Especially if the target is myself, I don’t feel any remorse.
The alter ego growled, baring its teeth like a wolf.
“So you dare to babysit me now!”
“If you don’t like poetry, will you close?”
what to hide Actually, this was exactly what I was looking for.
I stared at the alter ego with twinkling eyes.
“Yeah, actually, a great god like you shouldn’t be a babysitter! Okay, I’ll take a look at Seongyeon. Instead, you should close the deadline for me! You can definitely do it! Or rather, he might write better than me!”
For the first time, I was delighted to have acquired this power of ‘The Thumb of the Proliferating God’.
Oh my God, an existence that can close the deadline for me!
Writing a clean alter ego like a clean zone that can’t be beaten by ghost writers who buy people with money!
Isn’t it the dream that all writers hope for!
“Am I crazy for the deadline!”
But at that moment, isn’t the alter ego disgusting with the face he’s seeing for the first time in his life?
“Where is Sungyeon? I will take care of you wholeheartedly.”
This is an unexpected reaction.
this child. The atmosphere is totally different from mine, but since I hate to close, it must be me!
* * *
The operation was like this.
First, the alter ego enters the hospital room and brings Seongyeon out on the pretext of taking her to the bathroom, and then I go in and finish it.
I really hated closing the deadline, but I can’t help it because I don’t like the alter ego.
Please pray that Sungyeon will take good care of her.
Drooling!
After a while, the clone went into the hospital room and grabbed Seongyeon’s hand.
“Follow me, nephew.”
“uncle?”
Seongyeon tilted her head and looked up at the alter ego with slightly suspicious eyes.
Could it be that he was caught?
“uh? Sleep. Where are you going with Sungyeon? You have to close!”
The guy in charge jumped up and tried to stop the clone.
“hey.”
The moment the terrifyingly cold eyes of the alter ego gazed at the person in charge, his body froze like a rat in front of a snake.
“Never use the word deadline in front of me again. Die.”
“Huh!”
Unable to endure the killing spree of his alter ego, the person in charge sat down in his seat with a pale face.
I, too, became obsessed with it.
‘oh my god! That madman!’
“joy! God has no deadlines!”
The alter ego who subdued the person in charge with only his eyes went out of the hospital room with Seongyeon in his arms.
I desperately soothed the person in charge, who was trembling as he hurriedly sat down.
“Oops, Chief! Were you very surprised? I have a bit of a tic disorder these days, so I don’t know…. Hey! Eight! Did you see? I can’t control my anger like this!”
He slapped his cheek and burst into tears.
Then, he stuck his head out and looked at the backs of the alter ego and Seong-yeon, who were walking away.
‘Isn’t the rice going to be all right?’
But, to be honest, I was terribly anxious.
It was belatedly that I had done something wrong. Regret crept in.
I beg you, please don’t just make an accident!
* * *
High-end single room.
Choi Bong-sik, sitting on the leather sofa and holding his head with both arms in a cast, gritted his teeth.
He just met his ideal girl and tried hunting with a shy(?) heart. But I was interrupted by an unemployed person who intervened out of nowhere.
-Bongshik, if you keep messing around, is it okay?
Why?
The moment our eyes met with the beast, my whole body lost strength and I felt like a mouse placed in front of a lion.
At that time, I was so surprised and scared that I avoided the spot as if running away.
However, when reason returned belatedly, he could not stand it at all.
“damn! like an idiot! How could I, S-class hunter Steve Choi, be scared by a normal person like that!”
Just thinking about it made me feel ashamed and die.
Bong-sik attributed all of this to the trauma he suffered from the monster dragon that resembled the Narak dragon.
‘If I can’t overcome this, I’m done!’
Bongsik recalled the face of Yoo Solsin.
If you’re scared even by such a corrupt and stupid-looking unemployed, what’s the point even if you’re an S-class hunter?
“I, Steve Choi, barely succumb to this kind of trauma! Because I am a man who will go beyond Korea and become the best hunter in the world someday!”
Bongshik jumped up from his seat.
First of all, I will correct the habit of the unemployed man who shamed me, and then I will go to subdue that monster who resembles a dragon.
The association said that he was dead, but Bong-shik, who had fought in person, did not believe it.
The guy who made himself this way must have been the strongest monster that never existed in human history.
“Be prepared! unemployed! And you monster that resembles a dragon of hell! I will show you the true face of Steve Choi, the ruler of space!”
* * *
Bongsik looked for the only god with fierce eyes.
‘Oh, he was hiding here!’
He was sitting on a bench near the hospital with a girl who seemed to be about five or six years old.
The child asked in a voice full of anticipation, her eyes shining brightly.
“Uncle Uncle! What are we going to play with?”
Then the unemployed man stretched out his hand.
“My nephew Chae Seong-yeon, the only god, commands you.”
arrogantly ordered.
“Go to bed.”
tilted?
“What are you doing uncle?”
Bongsik clicked his tongue.
Of course I can’t sleep. If it was that easy to put a child to sleep, parents across the country would not have to suffer from parenting stress.
The unemployed man sighed at his nephew, who tilted his head with excessively clear eyes and asked.
“Hoo can’t do without Eonryeong either. but a child Besides, I can’t recklessly use words against my nephew who inherited this body’s great divine blood. How embarrassing.”
“Your uncle is strange today.”
“I am perfectly normal. The usual body guy is stupid… Hmm. Anyway, I decided to play with you, so tell me where you want to go Chae Seong-yeon. I will take you anywhere.”
“really? really? real?”
“of course. God doesn’t speak one word.”
“Igu…what is Ian?”
“Your vocabulary is poor, Chae Seong-yeon. It’s one word. Not two words with one mouth… No, it means that I do not lie easily. Now tell me where you want to go!”
Sungyeon’s eyes sparkled.
“Disneyland! I want to go to Disneyland! Mickey, Minnie, and Elsa will play there!”
“…Disneyland? Are you referring to those amusement parks in America and Japan?”
Then, the white man’s face hardened slightly.
“huh!”
“The body scene doesn’t speak at all, but it seems a bit far from there… Do you have any intention of compromising to the extent of Lotta World?”
Meanwhile, Bongshik, who was spying on the scene, felt goose bumps all over his body.
‘You bastard! It’s a serious secondary illness!’
Two of the diseases that everyone visits once in their teenage years!
A period of dark history in which one is caught up in the unfounded confidence that one is different and special from others.
‘I can’t believe I’m old and still in middle school. There’s something like that against my nephew…’
He was a pathetic guy who let out a sigh just by looking at him.
So I couldn’t stand it any longer.
To think he ran away because he was scared of that middle schooler!
Leaving behind the ideal type he fell in love with at first sight!
“uncle! Let’s go quickly! Disneyland! Quickly!”
“It’s embarrassing.”
At that moment, Bong-sik frowned and strode towards the only god Seong-yeon was clinging to.
“Hey you! See me!”
But is it because of the mood?
Wouldn’t that guy just stand up with eyes that looked good?
“What’s going on?”
‘omg! This baby. What’s wrong with your eyes?’
Obviously, when I first saw it, I looked like a foolish, pure-bred unemployed man, but now, isn’t it like watching a hungry beast?
“Bug I asked what was going on.”
thump thump!
Bongshik’s heart beat like crazy and cold sweat poured down his forehead.
“Huh! Huh!”
Just the eyes of the sole god pushed the fear that the whole body would be crushed and die.
Hard!
Bongshik gnashed his teeth as if he was about to break.
“me! Ruler of space, Steve Choi! Do not give in to trauma!”
Shuuk!
Bongsik moved into space behind the one god.
Although he said he would not give in, it was because he was somehow afraid to fight head-on.
‘First bread wins!’
Bongsik swung his fist at the back of the head of Yoo Ilsin, who must have been careless.
Truly a blow with the whole body that puts the pride of an S-class hunter!
But at that moment.
Whoops!
Fuck!
“Queueek!”
Bongshik, who was slapped on the cheek by the palm of the sole god who swung without looking as if chasing an insect, flew away scattering white corn(?) in the air.
“What is this asshole?”
Yulsin frowned and looked down at Bongshik, who was sprawled on the floor.
Originally, it would have known that it was Bongsik and Gumyeon because it shared memories with the main body.
However, since he had cut off his connection with the main body and devoted himself to training, Bong-sik was the first idiot to see the evil god Yoo Il-shin.
Information about him was reflected in Yoo Il-shin’s eyes as he looked down at Bong-sik as if he was pathetic.
“Ohh. Space type S-class hunter?”
Isn’t this idiot an idiot with more usable abilities than I thought?
“Be very happy. Seongyeon Chae. As promised, I will take you to Disneyland.”
“Wow! really?”
“Of course. Geuk, I finally have a shuttle that I can use.”
“Is there a shuttle?”
An evil smile like an evil god appeared on the face of Yoo Il-shin looking down at Shuttle or Bong-sik.
* * *
“Whoa!”
Seongyeon opened her mouth as if she was about to tear and looked at the other world spread out in front of her eyes.
A castle as beautiful as a picture where a princess in a fairy tale lives. A ferris wheel that looks like a big wheel with a cute mouse face on it. A town built on the theme of animation characters and a roller coaster that runs through the air at breakneck speed.
Sungyeon was moved.
“Uncle Four! Mercy! amazing! It’s a real Disneyland!”
Yoo Ilshin swept his head upward with an arrogant face.
“Hoo, as I said earlier, God doesn’t say anything. Play as much as you like, Chae Seong-yeon.”
“Kya! uncle the best! Nana! Take a picture with Minnie!”
Seongyeon sprinted towards a nearby anime character and posed. Yoo Il-shin gave a low command with his arms crossed.
“Bongshik.”
Bongshik, whose face was swollen, stood up in amazement.
“Yes yes!”
“Take it.”
Bongsik hurriedly took out his smartphone from his bosom.
“yes! I will take the best photo that makes the most of my nephew’s cuteness!”
Click click!
“uncle! that! Buy me that!”
“Bongshik-ah calculation.”
“Yup! How much is this fucking doll?”
A large doll was placed in Seongyeon’s arms.