[Episode 1]
Did someone say that life is about eating new taffy that you haven’t experienced every day?
I totally agree with that statement too.
A year ago, as always, I was locked in my room, reading a novel to pass the time and falling asleep.
And when I opened my eyes in the morning, a landscape resembling medieval Europe was filling my sight.
On a soft bed that doesn’t match my room, which is dark and only used by someone else.
Do you think there is a lack of context?
Yes, most things in the world happen without context, don’t they?
Anyway, even in such an absurd situation, I steadily got up and looked around the room.
Then, suddenly, a light bulb flashed in my head.
The intuition of a 1n-year romance fantasy reader was telling me.
I was possessed
‘I’m possessed…’
I’ve read hundreds of romance fantasy novels, but I never thought I’d be possessed myself.
“…what? Miss you?”
A good-natured 23-year-old father who suffered from discrimination and persecution from his family, but recently managed to become independent and went to college after receiving a scholarship using his abilities.
If you’re curious about who I am, it’s only natural to answer!
I was suddenly possessed, but my soul was the same!
The truth is always one!
I’m a tea smile!
what is …
Out of nowhere, I became a four-year-old and fell into a strange world.
I’m KOX?! Is it X Nan?
* * *
… A year has passed since he denied the reality.
‘Does this make sense?’
As a result of diligently gathering information while denying this absurd reality, I was able to learn a shocking fact.
This place was in the middle of a novel I had read before…
or, arguably, my favorite, titled [I thought I was adopted, but I was mistaken!].
How did you know?
I didn’t want to know either.
However, it’s a novel that I’ve read dozens of times over, and there’s no way I wouldn’t know about it.
There was no way he did not know the description and background made up of typefaces that had been repeated over and over again.
The decorations made of dragons hanging from all sides and seals that looked like dragons confirmed my doubts.
What was more decisive was the fact that the name of this family was ‘Etam’.
etham.
The reason I remember this insignificant name is…
First, because this place was the setting for a novel [I thought I was adopted, but I was mistaken!].
Second, it is because the notoriety committed by the Etam family and various idiots are too cruel and outrageous in the novel.
Would it be understandable if I said it was a 17-year-old age?
[I thought I was adopted, but I was mistaken!] Commonly known as [Ip. Yang. Gak], when the heroine, who lived in hiding with her mother, was in despair after her mother died, the duke suddenly appeared and said, “I finally found you. I’ve been looking for you for a long time.” It was a story of pampering the heroine by taking her to her family.
However, in the process, the female protagonist mistakenly thinks she was adopted by mistake and prepares to leave the house on her own.
Like all heroines in novels, the heroine of [Ip. Yang.
Not only that, like most novels, this family had a sad secret.
Members of the Etam family inherit dragon blood, so they are born with much stronger healing abilities and five senses than ordinary people.
However, as powerful as it is, there were, of course, side effects.
Yes.
The Etam family suffered from a chronic disease called ‘Brazil’, a phenomenon in which mana runs wild and urges them to murder.
The darker the blood, the more severe the ‘flashing’ phenomenon.
And the heroine even had the ability to calm down this berserk.
The heroine of sunshine, which is rare in a tough family, even has the ability to calm down the family’s troublesome berserk fire?
There is no reason why this family does not love the heroine.
So, [mouth.yang.gak] is a water that has keywords that make you happy just by looking at it, such as illusion-based parenting, life reversal, ability, and female lead.
Of course, it later turns into a reverse harem contest.
Besides, it is the strongest family of madmen armed with different tastes who are warm to the heroine but cold to anything other than the heroine?
It can’t be a restaurant that the taste you know is more dangerous.
The story was obvious, like you’ve seen it a million times, but it was still fun enough to memorize the entire sentence.
Of course, only in the early days when it was parenting.
It’s because the more you go back, the more you die….
Well, I don’t want to say more.
Anyway, I really liked the heroine of this novel.
Unlike me, Yeoju, who is loved by everyone, was enough for me to become overly immersed in novels.
but?
The possessed me is not the main character of [mouth.yang.gak].
If you have to ask me what my role was…
I was an extra.
A half-baked extra born out of wedlock. Of course, usually in this kind of material, the half extras are boneless.
In addition, this family of Etam was established by ‘Betard Etam’, who imprinted with the black dragon, drank its blood, and even signed a contract with him.
Dragon Crest.
Someone called Etam that way.
Their offspring were also precious, as if they resembled dragons even in terms of difficulty in breeding.
And I am the illegitimate son of one of Etham’s offspring.
It is considered to be … but it is probably actually a raw man.
The collateral person who was mistaken for my father… seems to have been very unreasonable.
‘I don’t know how he brought me here…’
There was no part where he didn’t have accidents, from alcohol and drugs to women’s problems.
To put it bluntly, the Etham family, who usually don’t throw away their blood relatives, lost their money trembling in anger.
At least I was still young and didn’t know anything, and I was left behind because the descendants of the Etham family were pretty rare.
but…?
i’m fake
How did you know?
Firstly, I am not an ordinary human being, and secondly, I am a lizard beast.
And in the novel, it will be used as a device to inform the harshness of the Etam family in the early stages of being kicked out of the house.
It’s because I changed into a lizard at an important New Year’s meeting that everyone in my family participates in every year, and a blood test was conducted.
In the middle of waiting for the blood test, he gets kicked out due to an accident. In fact, it would have been obvious without looking at the test results.
Anyway, that’s not the point. The result is that I’m finally kicked out anyway!
‘…I’m only five years old, what the hell am I doing outside?’
Thinking about it made me quite upset.
Why is this again?
…because tomorrow is the long-awaited day.
I am someone though!
Aren’t you a big fan of [Ip.Yang.Gak] and a pro reader of romance fantasy?
So, following the steps of numerous parenting books I have read in my own way for a year, I also tried to score the duke’s score.
While trying to tell you the dangers of the Duke’s family, how to fix someone who will die later, and industrial spies.
If there is a problem…
‘I’ve never seen it before…’
I couldn’t even see the duke’s family, let alone the duke. I wanted to score, but I didn’t have a chance.
Yes.
Come to think of it, the many possessions I have seen were ultimately novels with another title in which the main character is a child possessed by the original.
“Oh my gosh, why are you sitting here? I am cold too.”
My lady-in-waiting came running to me as I sat on a long bench in the garden, recalling the past year that had flowed through my mind like a kaleidoscope.
“Um…. I’m not strong enough in the world…”
“Yeah…? Whoops, what was it that was so hard for my young lady?”
“Tomorrow, I’ll be one more year old, so let’s fight together…”
“Oh, my lady is turning five years old. That’s right. If you get one more year old, my lady will be a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of
No, it’s fluttering.
Do you feel like your heart is about to explode?
My small and small life, like a lantern in front of the wind…
“You must be very heartbroken. What should I do to ease my lady’s heart?”
Mayla lightly stroked my cheek with a voice mixed with laughter, not even knowing what I was thinking.
Of all the things given me in this miserable foreign land, Myla was the best thing.
Of course, Milera wasn’t friendly to me from the beginning.
It’s rather annoying, but I can’t pretend I don’t know, so I can’t pretend I didn’t know, so should I say that I felt like I was forced to do it?
So I also tried quite a bit.
[Myra! Yogo fruit mug doesn’t hurt my head!]
When Myla is sick but can’t go to the doctor’s office because she doesn’t have money, she uses the knowledge she’s accumulated as a plant guru during her days in pharmacy before being possessed to teach her about medicinal herbs… [Mira
! Don’t go to Amo tomorrow! Do you always go to temples?]
It helped me to avoid a mysterious terrorist incident that occurred at a temple in the capital, which I knew about in advance from a novel.
[Myra Yogo is my seonmuri! Shiny! Isn’t it pretty?]
And, originally, the heroine would present a lump of gold the size of millet, which would be an opportunity to score points for the duke.
It was really meager, so in fact, even if Myla sold it, the money wouldn’t have been that way. Even more so, how insignificant it must have been for the duke.
However, the scene where the heroine handed the item to the duke was also a scene that made quite a few readers cry.
[You know what, Duke? People love shiny things! Because the duke is always angry as if something sad happened… So I wanted the duke to see this and be happy…!
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‘…of course I was one of them.’
However, no matter how much I thought about it, I couldn’t utter such clear words, so those words to Mayla were the limit.
‘Because I’m not the main character.’
Still, after such tearful efforts, Mayla became quite a strong side to me.
‘Though that will be over tomorrow, too.’
For the past year, I put off work saying, let’s do it tomorrow, let’s do it tomorrow, there’s still plenty of time left, so let’s take a few more days off…
It was an escape from reality.
And as a result, sooner or later I would be kicked out without a penny.
No matter how much I sided with Mayla, she wouldn’t leave the house with me.
‘Do I have to find a new home like in other novels?’
Thinking about it, I sighed deeply.
“Oh right! How about hot chocolate with marshmallows for today’s snack? I had to go to the mansion I saw today, so I brought some marshmallows and chocolate powder.”
“Hey!”
Marshmallows and hot chocolate, this is the best opportunity to replenish lost sugar.
‘What does hot chocolate with marshmallows taste like?’
I thought, rolling my eyes.
It’s a snack that I often wanted to eat in my previous life, but never came back until my turn because the two brothers always ate it all.
As I got older, I hadn’t had hot chocolate in the house at all, so I didn’t have a chance to eat it.
I could buy and eat them after I became an adult, but I didn’t really want to.
‘Did I give you hot chocolate as a last gift?’
Uh-huh, my commendable lady-in-waiting.
“Myra, I’m going to buy it well….”
My efforts for the past year….
“Yes? Why is there no lady? I will always be by her side. I also asked for my place of work this year, Lady Eirin.”
“really…?”
“Yes, if there are no more applicants, I will take the lady.”
“Thank you…”
But Myla, the place where you work will probably disappear… It’s
a bit of a waste to score so hard, but that doesn’t mean you can’t give up your life because of me.
“Hot chocolate will be burning soon, please wait.”
“yes.”
I nodded quietly.
If you want to survive in an orphanage, you have no choice but to eat well.
‘Come to think of it… I think there was a pretty decent orphanage somewhere.’
Apparently, it was an orphanage run by a hero of the Great War of the Holy Spirit who quietly retired.
‘Why can’t I remember?’
It’s a strange thing.
I read the novel like that, but I can’t remember it well.
‘I think there was a list of orphanages in the study, but I’ll have to check it out.’
As I turned around, I saw myself reflected in a nearby mirror.
By the way…
‘No matter how you look at it, it’s so… cute?’
I touched the mirror lightly.
‘It’s different from reality.’
Everyone in the Etam family is pretty and handsome, so I won’t stand out, but…
Pastel-toned pink hair, plump white cheeks, and golden eyes that look like they’re soaked in honey were lovely from an objective point of view.
I’m a little smaller than my peers, so I have short limbs and I’m quite short, but I’m satisfied with my appearance.
‘But what if she’s cute… she looks like she’s kicked out without being able to do anything.’
There was nothing I could do even if I entered my favorite novel.
‘Because a novel is just a novel.’
I was tugging at my soft cheeks in depression, but soon Mylar came back.
I drank hot chocolate and pretended to take a nap, and when Myla left, I quickly ran out of the room.
‘Then, shall we get information about the new nest?’
But at this time I didn’t know.
To think that I would meet one of the top 5 people who should never meet there.
