Chapter.9 Star Paul (12)
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– D.Asset3315: Notice – This is a local chat room about ‘professor’ Professor Park. Please keep in mind that excessive incitement or slander may result in sanctions from our Dome Broadcaster Support Department.
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– aiosye2222: That character is really novel…
– Sumbody Helmi: That’s right. It’s not easy to be so clear during automatic progress.
– Nigromaa: But isn’t this too raw? You’re automatically rotating the character and broadcasting it to get sponsorships? The professor seems to have no conscience.
– arms5275: With this kind of care, this bastard is talking about Professor Park’s name so carelessly!
– Adagio: Do you think it’s easy to raise a character like that? A piece of trash like you went through unimaginable hardships to grow up to that point!
– arms5275: Those idiots who are too scared to even touch GG say that! Those bastards should take out the sundae and hang themselves!
– Call of Taxes 17: Confirmed your nickname and all your activities in the community. Prepare your will humbly, Nigromaa. There isn’t much time left for the church to come find you.
“…These bastards are burning themselves even when I’m not playing the game.”
As soon as he entered the connection, the professor checked the local chat room and entered chat room number 2, suppressing his uneasy feeling.
+ Player ‘professor’ has entered the chat room!
– arms5275: Whenever I meet that bastard, I peel off his skin, dry it until it becomes mushy, and just eat it as a snack…
– professor: Hello. I teach you. I came because I wanted to ask you something
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– Andate: Oh.
– Dungi-dong: Is it real? Really Professor Park?
– Nigromaa: Jjin? Real professor?
– Hitchi! : Professor Kyo! Well… I am also an individual survivor living near Area 47! Female: I live alone…. If you have time, please come and check out the generator at my house!
– Whitesmith: The professor is here!
– Shu Yeoni: Professor Kyo! I live in District 42! Please send me a message when you come nearby!
– D.bioTeam: I’m sorry, but when will you be able to visit?…
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– Tax’s Call 17: Everyone shut up!!!! He said he had something to say!!!
Pop!
The chats that had been rising so high that I couldn’t even read them all stopped lying. The blinking cursor on the frozen screen seemed to be urging me to speak.
‘This is why I didn’t want to come here. ‘Don’t be embarrassed.’
It won’t work. I was thinking about building a friendship with someone useful, but I guess I should just do my job and get out there.
The professor skimmed through the chat above and then cautiously opened his mouth.
– professor: Uh… first of all, thank you. It’s nothing special, I just came here to find someone.
– Andate: Looking for someone…? Professor Park?
The chat window became quiet once again. And an incredibly explosive reaction followed as if it were breaking through the silence.
– Andate: You mean people?
– Brownie: No way… Is this the BDSM recruitment that was only rumored? I thought it was time to gradually increase our power…
– Whitesmith: Area 41! Because it is a community award, we cannot reveal exact information, but this is Whitesmith, who is part of a group of 7 survivors! I learned some metalworking before the war! If you have a machine, you can carve anything!
– Shuyeonni: Area 42! I’m an individual survivor! I am a single woman in my early 30s! We are growing wheat in a small greenhouse attached to the shelter and posting it on the exchange! He’s good at killing people too!
– Kwaedonamma: Area 45. Leader of a 24-person scavenger team. I didn’t like quiet guys like Dom and I didn’t like guys like Raptor, so I couldn’t settle down and was wandering around here and there. Looking at the current BDSM movement, I thought it would be okay here, so I came here. I know what it means for a group of 20 or more people to have survived so far in this world, so I will wait for positive communication. Ah, each kid’s specialty is different, but of course killing people is basic. Farming is specialized, on a different level from ordinary survivors who dig up the soil with their hands. Based on our diverse expertise, we disassemble buildings to extract their core materials, disassemble and refine collected scrap, and post them on the exchange.
In an instant, they became excited among themselves, and suddenly self-introductions started popping up in the chat window, as if it were an interview.
‘Oh my gosh, this is a mess. ‘I didn’t mean it that way.’
It was more fun to watch than I thought, but if we leave it like this, it seems like it will become a foregone conclusion that we are looking for new people, so I spoke quickly.
– professor: That’s not it. I came here to see if anyone who came near our shelter recently was here. Someone keeps coming and leaving scraps in the name of protection money.
– Andello: It’s me! I left it behind! I don’t know the surrounding geography well yet… but you know where the building fragments are with that big red X mark, right? It was located in the building next to it!
oh. I thought I’d seen a chat like this before, so I was just wondering. I found it sooner than expected.
– professor: Ah, there. If there is no shelter, there is no place. You’ve found the right one. I found one. Are there any more? I heard there were three people?
– Andello: One of them will be my wife! I visited separately because I was afraid that if we rushed in, it might be misunderstood as an attack.
– professor: Then two. There really isn’t any anymore, right?
There were a lot of things posted, but I didn’t know they were a group that said they would actually protect you if you visited them, but most of them were just useless personal opinions, such as disappointment.
– Professor: I’m telling you in advance because I’m worried that the number of people who keep coming back will increase. First of all, it is a tribute and there is no need for protection fees. Why do you keep coming to me and doing a striptease? In a worldly manner. We have children at home, so please don’t do that again. Because it’s bad for education.
– Andello: Ha, but I read in the community that it’s polite to visit like that…
– professor: Don’t talk like shit and don’t come here again. There is no protection and no protection fee is paid. The reason I came here today was just to tell you that we should act according to the rules of the wasteland country. You know? Residence within a 500m radius of other group residences is prohibited. We are three ordinary wasteland survivors. Let’s go our separate ways. okay?
I came here to talk about this. Ian said he was trying to find his own way, but wouldn’t it be best to say this officially? If you’ve done this much, no one will come to you to ask for protection…. Whisper
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whisper!
– Shu Yeoni: That… is permission?
– esomak: How can he be so humble and kind…
– Andelo: I think they treat it as a personal area up to 500m and can just come in from outside that area?
– Kwaedonamma: You don’t even get protection money. I don’t think it’s too soft, but… Are you really planning to create a group survival area near Area 47? Like a satellite city?
– Adagio: I don’t think it’s impossible. 45 It’s located at the end of District 47, across from District 46, and it’s vaguely far from the dome. It’s easy to make a transaction as it’s a quick car ride away. Area 47 was so saturated that it was difficult to receive new survivors, but expanding to the surrounding area like this would be convenient in many ways. The Dome kids will welcome the increase of civilian survivors with open arms, so negotiating with them won’t be that difficult. Besides, BDSM is a pro-dom force, right? Is this really going to work?
– professor: No, what the fuck did you hear me say?
– Tax Call 17: Let’s go! Answer the call! Believers! Pack your bags! The leader is calling us!
– Geojuk: It’s a new commercial district in District 47… I’ll have to talk to the chairman. Even if you think about the equinox…
– Manmenmi: Let’s go! The life of cleaning up mutant corpses piled up in front of your house every day is over!
Fucked. It seemed like it was going to catch fire on its own, so I poured water on it, but instead of extinguishing the fire, it actually exploded! It must have been an oil drum!
‘….Should I just kill them all right now?’
[Is it already too late? Since we talked about good seats earlier, there are probably people who started running in a huff as soon as you left the conversation. Let’s make good use of what has already happened. Plus and minus zero, right? The threat of variants is a minus. The threat from outsiders is a plus. If you have a really useful guy, you can bring him into BDSM. You said it was a caravan? There’s nothing wrong with increasing the scale, right?]
‘…. I don’t know. Yes, it’s okay to live a little crowded. Since I clearly said it was 500 meters away, if there is a person making a fuss, you can just cut him off and hang him in front of the door.
The professor pulled up a map he had downloaded from somewhere and quietly ran away while looking at the chat window where they were fighting, saying, “This is their seat already. They have covered this place with spit. If they get there before me, I will kill them and get rid of them.” I do not know. If you talk to Ezel, he’ll sort it out.
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Hwaaaaaaa!
This strangely empty-headed feeling I get when I access GG. It’s usually a bit unpleasant, but today I feel relieved. Is it because he faced backlash for expressing his official position in a chat room as if he were a leader? After all, I didn’t think being crowded around a group was suited to my constitution.
‘Let’s see… I came back after about a day outside, so it must have been about 5 days here. How far have you come….’
“Captain. “What are you thinking about other than eating?”
When things were synchronized enough to be distinguished, a heavy, low-pitched voice was heard from next to me.
“hmm? ah. “It’s Borca.”
I thought I was walking somewhere, but when I came to my senses, my group was at a table in a noisy place. The smell of alcohol, the smell of food, sweat that stings your nose strangely, and the strange smell of ammonia…
“Inn? Is it Tobrun?”
“Did you dream of something? When a person suddenly becomes dazed. “When did you arrive at Kingsland?”
“King’s Land? Already?”
It was only 5 days away from Tobrun. Even though Tobrunn and Kingsland are close, you arrived a day or two early? What happened?
While the professor was struggling to understand the situation, the two old men next to him, Ottman and Aldrich, narrowed their eyes, laughed heartily, and poked his side.
“haha! You must have a lot on your mind. Didn’t we talk about it when we came? Our captain is also a person with many worries of his own. With that face, I told him that I had just turned 20, and when I said some nonsense, he really had the same worries as a young man in his 20s! Uh-huh-huh!”
“That’s right! While camping at night, that big guy said, ‘Actually, I have a problem.’ When I did that, I thought I was getting into some big trouble again! “I never thought it would be like that…keuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!”
“Geuuu. Ghostly old man. Don’t make fun of big or small people. Males in estrus without a mate may search for tree knots. Big Little Man is showing enough patience.”
Pat pat.
The professor was dumbfounded as he received Notum’s sympathetic gaze. worry? Estrus? What on earth was being talked about?
– Jokass: Hahaha, I didn’t take a picture hahaha
– takealook: Oh my gosh, the leader hahaha I didn’t even know there was such a deep concern hahaha. I
looked at it just in case, and as expected, these guys must have confirmed it.
‘In times like this, it’s really convenient to broadcast. There are people who monitor even without me.’
– professor: What happened while I was gone? Did you get into an accident again?
– Roru Drug: Oh my! The main body has arrived! What a fuss! Nothing happened hahaha
– Soy Sauce Gay Bar: Nothing happened. (Roughly a picture of a bloodied Zoro)
‘…I’m so upset.’
there is. Looking at that reaction, it’s clear that there was something very sinister!
The professor hurriedly checked the system log, desperately wondering what had happened during what should have been a peaceful five-day journey.
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+ [System log]
– Movement: Riding (companion: Borka Dalun / Werewolf). Movement path mapping.
– Sharing meaningful conversations during camping: Increased bonding – Borka Dalun Ottman Baudelaire Aldrich Notum.
– Recovers from the ‘berserk and depletion’ status ailment. Total strength increased by 0.4%.
– Movement: Arrival at Dangleter Village. Entry to the outpost of the Gwangmyeong Church. Status report and compensation negotiation. Killing warlocks and growing relics that have absorbed devil’s blood. Contribution to the church and favorability increase due to killing high-ranking subordinates of the evil god. Due to the influence of active and aggressive negotiations, the favorability rating of Bishop Haman Aburte has decreased significantly. Obtain access to the denominational information department. The status of colleague ‘Vorka Dalun’ changes from [Friendly] to [Respect].
– Movement: Use the authority of the warrior in Tobruun to extort the words of the messenger heading to King’s Land and the letter being delivered.
– Sharing very deep personal conversations while camping: Increased bonding – Borka Dalun (maximum level) Ottman Baudelaire Aldrich Notum.
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That’s it. ‘Meaningful chat’ ‘Very deep personal chat’ What did my character say? Automatic progression proceeds in a direction that is as similar as possible to the player’s usual behavior. my character. A macho wizard who has just turned 20 and has overcome all kinds of hardships and adversities. If it were a personal story that such a character could share with close colleagues at a campground night, where a burning bonfire and the night sky stimulate emotions…
“Hehehe.” I didn’t know the captain was such a romantic person. “A desert woman waiting only for herself.”
“[My lover is where the star she taught me is heading to. Just know that his name is Rakshasha. Her real name is only mine.] Hehehehe! It was so heartbreaking! “When this war is over, why don’t we just kick everyone out and go bad, Professor?”
“I may not have said it out loud, but my expectations were conveyed through my body. Have hope! That woman called Rakshasha is also said to be quite an easygoing person in the desert kingdom, so isn’t it really possible to meet her in King’s Land? “This inn is also said to be connected to the Moon Shadow, and you insisted on coming in.”
“Hehehehe! How dare you recognize the mark of such a small thieves guild just from the corner of your eye! power of love! You can never ignore it! It is one of the feelings that touches the soul the most! “Hehehehe!”
Quang!
When Aldrich laughed hoarsely and made fun of him, the professor hit his head on the table. I couldn’t lift my face.
‘….Damn. I thought you were just going to move!’
If you think about it, since playing as the character ‘Professor’, his life has always been a series of hardships and adversity. If I had to pick a happy moment, it would be just one. When robbing a magic tower with a Rakshasha. My experience with her at that time was that the kiss was stuck in the mind of Professor Lee’s character like a seaweed, and then flowed out like a quiet, early morning camping experience!
– takealook: Hey, Professor Park. You have a lot of work to do outside, so please go out for a few more days. You are so good at character broadcasting hahaha
– Speed Wagon: It is no exaggeration to say that the player’s character is an ego created by the player’s consciousness. My conclusion is that even though Professor Park may pretend to be the coolest person in the world, he is extremely hungry on the inside.
– Noru Drug: Look. How good is it to be honest? Now, let’s forget about our secular world for a moment and turn to broadcasting for those aged 19+ or older. The voluptuous breasts of a Rakshasha! Sleek waist! The water splashed while rafting in the city runs down his bronzed skin and he lifts his wet hair… Ah! I’m going to binge-watch the recording!
– Jokass: Then it will wear out.
iced coffee. Aaaaaaaah-
I’m embarrassed. I’m embarrassed! I’m embarrassed to search!
The whole world has known [24 years old / male / Professor Park / no dating experience]! For some reason, in chat room number 2, ‘Do you want to go see the generator?’ They were emphasizing that she was a female survivor, and that was because I saw something like this! Oh my, Tusk! My son is getting married! My son has become a public figure, Cherry!
Tuk-tuk.
The professor lifted his forehead, which was quite bloody, as someone hit him on the shoulder. The man who appeared to be the innkeeper was startled and pointed to a deeply dented wooden table.
Squeak-
[300 sil paid]
It’s like a dirty reality. You don’t give me a chance to sit still even for a moment.
Whether I was sad or not, the world kept spinning.
‘Okay, let’s forget everything! The real me will take care of the real things! I am not Professor Park now, but Professor Glass-Body and Van Mute! Game characters! ‘The warrior professor!’
I wanted to quickly bury those terrible memories. Let’s cover up another memory, something shocking.
First of all, ‘A shocking confession from an automatic professor!’ I decided to check some other situations in the log.
Dangle Terre is the village where the warlock resided. There may have been an impact from my report that I dealt with a high-ranking warlock, but since the western front was completely destroyed, the importance of the area I secured in the east increased, so I sent people in such a hurry to set up an outpost or something.
[Hmm… I don’t think there’s anything particularly problematic? Although you are doing a good job, the source of the suspiciously detailed information is still ‘overheard the Queen’s orders.’ Since you’re talking about it, I’m guessing your suspicions haven’t completely gone away. Nevertheless, isn’t acquiring the authority of the church’s secret intelligence department a feat for an auto-playing character?]
‘That’s… that’s right. I guess the system recognized that my play was pretty good. When you see the auto-progress character open his mouth.’
First of all, I am very happy that Borca’s favorability has reached its maximum. His goal was to obtain permission to use the church’s intelligence department through his achievements and find the kidnapped children. Since their intimacy has reached maximum, they will not easily leave my side even if I look for their children.
“Extorting the messenger’s words… Here is the reason why the movement speed increased. “The horse must have been dragged on a horse, so I thought it would just walk the way back.”
Still, it seems he had a conscience and said he would deliver a letter along with the horse. When I searched the inventory, I found an item like [Messenger’s Angry Letter].
“Let’s see… [The Duchy of Deanspur cannot afford to send reinforcements due to the sudden outbreak of civil war. Atuan Sagan was ambushed by an unidentified person from the Braves and found dead while in transit. The surprise declaration of war by the Kingdom of Fordyce resulted in the failure of support from the three city-states, including Thanium Shuron.]… This is news that the messenger would desperately try to convey. “It looks like the Mute friends are really working hard.”
“It looks like a military letter, but is it okay to open it like that? No matter how much of a hero you are….”
“Of course I can’t, but of course I have to read it. It was a letter sent in such a hurry that it even had a noble seal stamped on it and the messenger was exhausted. How can you tolerate this? As long as you don’t get caught, it’s okay. As long as you don’t get caught. who am i “You’re a wizard, you’re a wizard!”
The professor smiled at Borka, who looked dumbfounded, and then began to restore the read letter to its original state.
First, roll the parchment back to its original state and tie it. Adjust the half-torn sealing wax as close to its original state as possible, add a drop of water to gently create an pattern, melt the wax with a candle, and press it with a water droplet mold…
“Ta-da! Magic! Seems like a good idea, right?”
A scroll letter whose seal has never been broken is completed.
Seeing that, Otman put his hand on his forehead and sighed.
“It’s truly amazing. How can water-based magic, which mostly has the image of cleanliness, be used so well…”
“Hehehe! ” “Please call me a creative wizard!”
“It’s a positive thing. “Men with delicate hand skills are popular with women.”
“Okay then. “If only our leader had a woman, he would be loved very much.”
“Gaaaaaa! a little! “How long are you going to tease me about that?”
“Gwok. It’s not a shame. One day, a female will appear who will also be attracted to big and small humans. I do not like it.”
“Don’t comfort me, dude! “I feel worse!”
– Noru Drug: ??? : You are definitely a good person. There must be a connection somewhere. But I don’t like it.
– Jokass: 0 Confession 1 Chaim hahahaha
– takealook: Ah, it’s easy to beat up a Type 3 mutant by yourself, but dating is hard hahaha.
I can’t erase it. No matter how much I try to tell them, these people plan to torment me with this story for days and days!
“Ugh!”
Amid ridicule coming from all directions, what the professor ultimately chose was,
“Kuhuhuhuh!” Where are you going! Romantic youth!”
“I’m looking for a tree knot. “There is no doubt about it.”
It was a run. He was running out of the inn with a very heated face. Behind him, I could see the broken swing door and his companions handing silver coins to the inn owner, whose face was even more distorted.
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