Chapter 382. Make the Angel Cry (2)
“Hey, by any chance, while listening to my song, would you shed a lot of tears if your armpit hair was pulled out slowly and meticulously, one by one?”
“….”
Lloyd’s question comes shamelessly.
Left angel Raphael was silent at the question that was able to knock that common sense off the back of his head.
He threw an absurd gaze at Lloyd and replied.
“I’m sorry. I have no hair on my armpits.”
“Ummm.”
“It’s really out there.”
“Then you don’t even have down?”
“It might be.”
“Ah, that’s good.”
“….”
no this man
It’s armpit hair and downy hair, and I didn’t even say that I was allowed to pull it out in the first place?
The left angel swallowed his embarrassment and said.
“I’m sorry too. It’s a pity, but I don’t think pulling out the down will do any good.”
“Why?”
“No matter how many times I pull something like that out, there won’t be any tears coming out.”
“Hmm, are you proud of your patience?”
“No.”
The Left Angel shook his head.
“In the first place, I do not shed tears because of the pain of the body. It’s not a matter of patience, it’s from the beginning. It is the same for all angels, including me.”
“Hmm.”
“It’s really real.”
“Hmm.”
“Seriously, really, really, really.”
“Hmm.”
“I am not lying. See here. The ring of fire is still not burning well.”
“Hmm.”
Lloyd’s gaze at the Left Angel became strict.
Just like looking at the mackerel cutlass that will be on the table today at the seafood section.
His gaze was tenacious, as if trying to discern whether what the left angel just said was true.
Maybe that was it.
‘Why does this person so persistently want my tears?’
The left angel suddenly felt suspicious.
Angel’s tears are of great value.
Besides, what about the tears of a high-ranking angel like yourself?
It will be so precious that you can’t even dare to put a price on it.
‘Lloyd Frontera. This man reveals a lot of money. I love you so much Then maybe….’
Are you trying to trade with your own tears?
At first glance, the left angel’s expression stiffened at such a guess.
he asked.
“Do you need my tears?”
“yes. So, why not ask this?”
“Why do you need it?”
“We want to survive together.”
“…what?”
to survive?
Together?
The left angel stopped at the unexpected answer.
Lloyd’s answer followed.
“I will tell you simply. A certain undead mage lich made a request to the king of hell. I want you to open the Hell Gate in this territory and send the Hell Legion. And the king of hell? I readily accepted the request. So sooner or later the legion of hell will visit here. Then everyone will die. The territory will be a sea of fire and most people here will not escape a terrible death.”
“Is that true?”
The left angel asked in amazement.
Sir Geolexius answered instead of Lloyd.
– It’s true.
“….”
Left Angel Raphael was at a loss for words.
Sir Geolexius was the commander of the 1st Corps of Hell until recently.
If it’s the trend of hell, he should know more quickly than anyone else.
So there’s no way I wouldn’t believe that.
“Then you said you would get my tears to fight the hell army?”
“yes. That’s it.”
Lloyd nodded.
The left angel bit his lip in embarrassment.
“If you do, I would like to cooperate…But there are still problems.”
“Is it a problem?”
“The problem is that I can’t shed my own tears.”
The left angel’s words continued.
“I cannot shed tears easily. You can’t cry just because you want to cry. All angels are like that. Our angels are made to shed tears only when they are sincere so that precious tears will not be misused.”
“Hmm, that’s why I’m saying I’m going to pluck my armpit hair so that I can truly cry.”
“If tears come out even if you pluck hair anywhere on your body, not just your armpits, then if those tears could save the lives of the simple and kind people living in this estate, you would be happy to cry. But not that way. Because angels cannot cry over such simple, peripheral pain.”
“Is that so?”
“exactly. You must be sincere. You have to react sincerely to something. Only then can angels weep.”
Raphael nodded his head conclusively.
Lloyd frowned and rubbed the back of his neck.
“Then that’s a bit of a headache.”
“I agree. I’d like to shed as many tears as I can to prevent something terrible.”
“Ummm, then it would be good to try several things first.”
“Are you trying?”
“Once upon a time, long ago, there lived two brothers called Heungbu and Nolbu.”
“hmm?”
The left angel twitched one eyebrow.
Lloyd said in a serious and serious voice.
“My younger brother, Heungbu, was extremely poor. The reason was simple. It was because I didn’t make a planned financial plan. I couldn’t save because of unreasonable family planning that didn’t fit my annual salary and excessive remoteness.”
“Hmm?”
“On the other hand, Nolbu, the older brother, was rich. He was sincere and always made good returns with planned and aggressive investments. But one day, Heungbu, a poor younger brother…This and that and this and that…Slap your sister-in-law with a spatula…chatter chatter…A swallow with a broken leg…thump thump…So I opened Mr. Park, but the lottery…Wouldn’t the treasure have been spilled?”
“Hmm, that sounds interesting. So what happened?”
“Nolbu was impressed by the news of his younger brother who set an example for his life. And equally swallow legs…chatter chatter…I opened the night…Blah blah…That is why I lost all my possessions.”
“Such tsk tsk tsk. So what happened?”
“Nolbu, a sincere and capable businessman, became a beggar. On the other hand, Heungbu, who made a living profit, became rich. After that, Nolbu lived with his younger brother Heungbu’s house. Heungbu gave Nolbu half of his property.”
“Oh, how warm.”
“No, this is a sad, sad story.”
The left angel who wanted to applaud the heartwarming ending.
Looking at him, Lloyd shook his head heavily.
“Because Nolbu, a talented businessman who had a solid fortune and used it well, fell into the bog of jackpot investment and lost all his fortune. After that, my younger brother gave me half of the property, but was it really free?”
“So what?”
“Heungbu probably entrusted financial planning and management to Nolbu. In return, Nolbu would have shared part of the property. Whoa…tsk tsk…Like that, Nolbu must have spent the rest of his life working so hard that he couldn’t take a proper rest because he was giving his younger brother’s property, and he died of overwork with a sigh.”
“….”
“Is there such a sad and tragic story?”
“….”
Lloyd asked with tears in his eyes.
The left angel barely swallowed a bitter smile.
In response, Lloyd wrinkled his nose.
“Whoa tsk. It seems that sad stories don’t shed tears. I can’t. Then let’s try another method.”
“How about another way?”
“Are you sensitive to the soles of your feet?”
Lloyd glanced at the left angel’s feet.
The left angel felt a bit perplexed and asked again.
“What are you doing with the soles of my feet?”
“I want to tickle you a little. Even if you earnestly beg and beg, if you never stop and keep tickling, won’t tears come out?”
“Hmm, will that work?”
“Let’s try it.”
It was from then.
To pluck out the left angel’s tears.
Lloyd mobilized and did everything he could think of.
He tickled the left angel’s feet with a feather.
Failed.
I also tried eating spicy food.
Coincidentally, a lot of red pepper powder from Rokia was piled up in the mansion’s food storage.
The maids secretly took it and scooped it up with a shovel.
Again it failed.
At least I sang a song that was sweet to my ears (?).
In the meantime, he told Xaviel to hold on to him so he wouldn’t run away.
Failed though.
No matter how much tickle you burn.
No matter how spicy food I eat.
Even if you mercilessly trample your cochlea with your song.
Although the left angel suffered, he did not shed tears.
Thanks to this, Lloyd was embarrassed.
‘Tsk. I’m going out like this.’
It’s not that I didn’t, but I had to get the angel’s tears.
Without it, it would be dozens of times more difficult to fight against the hell army.
However, I did not know that obtaining angel tears would be so difficult.
It got clogged.
I was frustrated and sighed heavily.
“Whoa. You really don’t shed any tears.”
“I’m sorry. Because this is not my way.”
“no. There’s nothing to be sorry about. I can’t help it. I wanted to make the Left Angel blunt.”
“Clumsy?”
“yes.”
Lloyd nodded.
I was so frustrated that I unintentionally threw a joke that I didn’t normally play.
“If a radish sheds tears, isn’t it blunt?”
“Nothing…tears…blunt…? big.”
“uh?”
“Big…blunt…kuk kuk kuk! Big!”
Suddenly, the left angel covered his mouth with both hands.
Shake your shoulders and back.
started to shake
Suddenly, her face and ears turned red.
Thanks to Lloyd for seeing it.
‘what?’
I was surprised by the unexpected response.
I remembered what I was thinking.
‘Is this left angel the type that responds to kid jokes?’
yea, anyway
no, let’s try it.
Lloyd cleared his throat.
Insinuating the Left Angel who was desperately holding back his laughter.
“I hope that left angels will be rockfish for today.”
“Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…Rockfish…What?”
“Because it is the fish that cries the most. Uruk is also Uruck today. woohoo tomorrow too. Rock every day.”
“Ooh ooh! Heh heh heh heh! Ha ha ha!”
The left angel held his stomach and groaned.
Lloyd felt a strong sense of self-doubt.
“….”
But that’s okay.
It’s a success.
‘Okay, I’m genuinely bursting with laughter!’
Lloyd’s sharp gaze scanned the left angel’s eyes.
A left angel who can’t hold back a smile that makes his face redden.
Tears were welling up in his eyes.
‘Okay one more!’
It is a yard that has gained momentum.
We must continue this flow.
With that thought in mind, Lloyd threw the odds.
“What is the sound that a logical person makes when he hits an iron plate? That makes sense.”
“…Ha ha ha ha!”
“The turtle vomited on the way. Why? The answer is because I feel uncomfortable.”
“…Heh heh heh heh heh!”
“The worms in space are Starbucks.”
“…Kya ha ha ha ha ha!”
“Do you know the most breakable window in the world? That’s a wajangchang.”
“…Hehehehe stop that! Please stop!”
The left angel openly fell asleep.
Lloyd winked quickly.
Xaviel, who received a wink, moved.
I picked up the glass on the table in the guest room.
He quietly approached the left angel and held out his hand.
I quickly ran my fingers around the eyes of the left angel who couldn’t breathe from laughing.
A drop of shining golden tear fell on his finger.
‘hurry! Gather it in a glass!’
Lloyd flinched.
Xaviel dropped golden teardrops into the glass.
Even in the meantime, Lloyd’s childish gag did not stop.
The more he did, the more the left angel became more aroused.
Make your abs tight and your cheekbones sore.
I couldn’t even breathe properly because I was laughing.
Meanwhile, Xaviel worked hard as well.
The left angel laughed and shed tears meticulously collected without wasting a single drop.
Of course, he didn’t forget to look at Lloyd saying he was pitiful.
Thanks to this, Lloyd felt a strong sense of self-doubt blooming.
‘ha. I don’t like this kind of gag.’
I let out a deep sigh.
I am ashamed of myself for doing this.
I wanted to immediately run to the bedroom and cast a blanket kick.
At the same time, memories from my college days suddenly came to mind.
‘At that time, there was a professor who used to joke around every lecture.’
He was quite greedy for gags.
But what about himself?
Every time I heard the professor’s father joke, I just laughed.
So it was.
Lloyd reflected on himself in the past.
‘I’m sorry, Professor. I really didn’t know that the old gag I heard back then would be used like this. I didn’t even know I’d be able to use it. Hehe!’
I was grateful and ashamed.
However, Lloyd did not succumb to that degree of shame.
For the purpose, he fully demonstrated the spirit and character of Koreans who show grit regardless of means.
And finally.
At the end of the gag parade of guts.
The Left Angel’s tears were able to fill the cup about 1/3.
‘good. This should be about 0.1 liters.’
Golden tears glistening in the glass.
And the left angel who fainted from laughing too much.
Lloyd smiled happily.
‘You do this every day. If you do this consistently for about 20 days, you will be able to collect enough tears.’
Then I should be able to collect about 2 liters of left angel’s tears.
It should be possible to make 2 billion liters of holy water by using it as an undiluted solution.
“Then let’s work hard for a while.”
Lloyd said to Xaviel.
Xaviel’s expression rotted as he was bombarded with a joke that he hadn’t even seen while collecting the left angel’s tears.
Even Hell Knight covered his ears and didn’t answer at all.
A smile crept across Lloyd’s lips.
“why? no?”
“yes. of course.”
Xaviel trembled in disgust.
On the other hand, he sent sharp eyes.
“But I am saying this because I succeeded in collecting tears like this.”
“uh. What.”
“Even if I really collect 2 liters of left angel tears, I am curious and worried about how they will turn them into holy water.”
“Worried? Why?”
“Because I have doubts about where to get 2 billion liters of clear water to be used as ingredients, and how to sprinkle it on the hell army even if I make that much holy water.”
Xaviel honestly expressed his doubts.
It was something I was really curious about and worried about.
In particular, I was most curious about how to obtain and manage the unimaginable amount of water, which is 2 billion liters.
But as always.
“Oh that?”
Lloyd responded with the smile of someone who had an answer ready.
In response to his answer that followed.
Xaviel was shocked.
