Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 3 Episode 89
31. Fake National Team (2)
The day the fake National Team series was first uploaded to AllTube.
[Fake national team ep.1 But the heart is real]
[First released 1 hour later]
From the viewers’ perspective, they couldn’t help but wonder what this was.
Even just looking at the thumbnail, it felt qualitatively different from the videos previously uploaded on the Almond channel.
-Eh? What is this?
-Is this like a fake man?
-I don’t think it’s the Almond Channel lol
-Fake Gukdae ㅇㅈㄹㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Oh what is it? I’m not sure if this
will be more interesting, but it’s definitely content that makes you feel like it was filmed with money.
It’s only natural that the video was filmed with Civil Empire Korea supporting the entire filming crew and director.
Even with such investment, it took a lot of effort from Joo Hyuk to convince him to upload this video to the Almond channel.
After many twists and turns, this ‘fake gukdae’ was uploaded to the Almond channel.
It was the birth of Almond’s first ‘costly’ series.
So, it attracted a lot of interest in just one hour of waiting time for the first public release.
-uh?? Jia, are you back?
-Editor, didn’t you say you were sick??
-What is this?
-Ahahaha~
-First release ㅠㅠ Who told you this!!
-Wow, how many almonds did you have? ㅠ
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[Real-time number of people waiting: 25,000]
About 10 minutes after the video appeared, the number of people waiting was a whopping 25,000.
[1 minute before initial release]
[Real-time waiting number: 97,000]
By the time an hour had passed, nearly 100,000 people were waiting in real-time.
The number of people waiting in real time is the same as live viewers, so 100,000 people showed up, which is a pretty good result.
And after a while.
Eventually, the video everyone has been waiting for begins.
[First public release!]
* * *
Jijijijik.
A man was sitting in front of a black background, with artificial noise appearing on the screen.
A large text appears in front of him.
[What is the team’s goal this year?]
“Winning.”
It wasn’t almonds.
-??
-Where are the almonds?
-Is it a cookie?
-Why did the cookie video come first…lol
-It was Cookie.
The first person to appear on the screen was Cookie.
[Championship? They say that Joseon’s victory is an impossible goal…]
Question indicated in subtitles.
“So it can be a goal, right?”
Cookie answered this with a grin.
“The goal is always to win. Even if the result is not a win.”
Jiji jijijik….
Noise appeared on the screen again and other members appeared one by one.
The question was the same.
But the answers were different.
“Ah… the goal… the finals?”
Realistically, there were people who made it to the finals.
“I’ll enjoy it and then go.”
There were some people whose goal was not just to win.
“Advance to the finals.”
“Haha… That’s the goal… Shouldn’t we still make it to the quarterfinals?”
Or, some people are more greedy.
A variety of answers pass by quickly.
Then the transition slows down for a while.
-He’s a kimchi warrior haha
-Oh Chi-seung
-Kimchi hahaha
That was when Chi-seung appeared.
He hesitates, unable to answer the question of what his goal is.
“Um… goal…”
Chijijijik.
In the end, the screen passed without him finishing his sentence.
The screen now progressed at perfectly normal speed, just like when taking a picture of the cookie.
And the last thing we see is the interviewee sitting on a chair.
-K
-Almonds!
-So cool ㄷㄷ
-Wow, sitting like that is so cool;
Just like with cookies, large text comes to mind once again.
[What is the goal?]
Unlike Chiseung, it did not take time to answer.
He immediately announced his goal.
“Winning.”
Championship.
Aside from the commander, he was the only person who said his goal was winning.
He was an almond.
-This is Almond
-It looks like a video from the Olympics ㅠ
-The goal is just to win haha
-ㅠㅠㅠㅠThey are so determined and developing
-Kya~
The question is asked again.
[Championship? They say that Joseon’s victory is an impossible goal…]
The camera takes a closer look at Almond’s expression.
“….”
He was expressionless with no answer.
However, the corners of his mouth turn up ever so slightly.
It seemed like he was trying to say something.
At that moment, the screen goes black again.
thud.
[Fake National Team]
[Fake Athlete]
The title and theme song played.
– Wow
– I’m crazy
– No, is this the Almond channel I knew?
-He smiles at the end, but he’s handsome
– No need to edit his face because he’s so cool
– Almond looks like the main character ㄷㄷ
– What were you trying to say at the end hahaha.
Viewers watching this live for the first time are chatting with excitement. .
[Real-time viewership: 134,000]
The number of viewers was gradually increasing.
Now it was time for the actual content of the video to begin to come out.
* * *
Old private house.
It’s a place where young people don’t seem to want to live.
However, there is an unusually large number of young people gathered there.
“When the Roman cavalry comes in from here….”
“Then we’ll be this way.”
“Looking at this Frank vs. Rome match. “They don’t really like hammers and anvils.”
There were large chess pieces and extensive maps scattered on the large table.
The young people continued their discussion passionately, their eyes shining, as if they were truly preparing for war.
-Oh, this must be a hideout haha
-Is it a think tank??
-All the strategies are muted.
-I’m tired of romance. Here haha.
There were capsules placed all over the small room.
The entire space from the basement to the third floor was used by the think tank team, and was used only for the Civil Empire national competition.
“I’m back from a part-time job for a while.”
After finishing the discussion, Chiseung looked at his watch and opened the old front door.
The cameraman and the writer in charge ran over and asked.
“Do you work part-time?”
“yes. It’s a bit difficult to get a job… I just do several part-time jobs that make money in a short period of time.”
-??
-Your occupation was not a think tank leader??
-Multiple??
-Oh, you can’t make money from this…
-Wow,
it hasn’t been long since viewers learned about the concept of Civil Empire and a war between nations.
So, I didn’t know that each of them had to have their own means of making a living.
“Ah… then what happened to that house?”
“Oh, Heechul… Cookie hyung prepared it for me. “Kuki’s business is doing well.”
Frown.
Chiseung smiles at the camera and gives a thumbs up.
“Thank you. “Mr. Cookie.”
– Haha, I like you
– Cookie is rich
– Big ㅠㅠ
– Cooberji… I finally realize it ㅠㅠㅠ
“Then do all the other members also work part-time like this?”
“yes. “I’m young, so it’s a part-time job, and there are many people who have full-time jobs.”
“When it comes to representing the national team, many people actually think that it is a job in itself…”
“Ah. Actually, well… we’re not really a national team…”
Chiseung hesitated for a moment, then looked away and muttered.
“It’s a fake national university.”
haha.
He probably had no idea that this laugh-out-loud remark would become the title of a documentary series.
-ㅠㅠ
-Fake National University LOL -Wow
… How sad.
“But when Sanghyun hyung assigned me to work as a commentator, I reduced my part-time job by one because of the money I earned. “It’s hard to live these days… huh?”
The bus he was waiting for was coming.
“I’ll go.”
Buuuuuuung.
After Chi-seung, who was on the bus, passed by waving his hand.
Coincidentally, Almond walks to the spot where the bus passed.
-Kya
-Almond even from afar
-People are looking at me ㅁㅊ haha
-A model appears -A
real national team member appears hahaha
He was wearing a scarf, blowing white breath, and sticking his hands together.
It seems like I’ve been walking for quite some time.
“Almond. “Chiseung just left.”
“Oh yeah? “You’re gone.”
“Are you going to the hideout?”
“Ah yes.”
Almond nods and goes back the way Chiseung came.
“Did you walk?”
“yes. Coincidentally, it wasn’t that far away. “Sometimes I walk for exercise.”
“Do you come to the hideout often?”
“Um… I’ll come when I have time. Because I’m weak at strategy. “I also watched the strategy meeting…”
There is no need to come to the hideout unless you are a commander in charge of strategy or a think tank team.
Almond occasionally visits the hideout to make up for his lack of strategic knowledge.
-He’s working hard
-Halnut’s training ㄷㄷ
-It’s cool
-Wow, he’s really serious
-It’s not just for broadcast ㅠ
The conversation with Almond continues.
“And there are a lot of young people here.”
“Ah yes. “Surprisingly, everyone in the think tank was young.”
He says as he climbs a steep hill.
“yes. So, I really like it when you stop by sometimes and buy me food.”
“ah. You buy me food too! “Please buy it for me often?”
“I have more time to spare and he seems like a junior to me from my playing days.”
Almond smiles and accelerates his pace.
“Are you still buying me food?”
“I decided to order chicken.”
“But what about Chiseung?”
“…He’s unlucky.”
-LOL -LOL
Kimchi Warrior ㅠㅠ
-Chiseung must have made some money while commentating…
-LOL Unlucky Seung
The video moves on to the next scene before you know it.
Everyone in the hideout was sitting at a large table eating chicken.
“Hey~ I’ll eat well! Sanghyun!”
I heard there are a lot of children?
I hear a muffled voice.
“Brother, you have to pay.”
“Hey! Why! uh? “I can eat it instead of Chiseung~”
– Mr. Panga hahahaha
– No, is it a Panga???
-Pang-er, it’s the same lol.
The writer also talked to Pang-er.
“Are you Mr. Panga?”
“Oh yeah. “It’s a pangu.”
“Do you have any plans here today?”
“Oh yeah. there is.”
“Do you have any shame?”
“Oh yeah. doesn’t exist.”
Munching.
A panfish that ignores and eats chicken.
-You have no shame lol
-Kkkkkkkkk
-You have no shame at all~
-Ah~ It’s your fault for getting caught~ “
Panga,
you are a player. Do you come to the hideout often?”
“Oh, I don’t usually come here either…”
“Are you here to eat chicken?”
Panga eats chicken in silence again.
Sad music plays.
-The editing is too bad haha
-Isn’t that what you were trying to say?haha
-What is the music hahaha
After the meal.
Cookies arrived after work, followed by bread and coffee.
Of course, the author talks to them as well.
Meanwhile, the camera also turned to Sikbang, the assistant commander.
“What is your name?”
“why.”
“?”
-Why are you asking my name? LOL
-CHK LOL
-What is it??
“Hmm. “It’s bar…reum.”
“ah. Mr. Barum. “Is it just Barum?”
“It’s Mr. Si! Mr. Si!”
Doojun joins in and shouts from the side.
“Ah… Sibarum….”
The author mutters her name as if embarrassed.
Barum averts his gaze and sad music plays again.
-The ten ㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ
-Siebarum ㅋㅋㅋ
-ㄹㅇ ???
-Hey, this is a masterpiece, honestly lol
-Evande
-Your parents are Korean??
-I think it would be better to risk everything and be impatient haha.
The video screen goes on again.
[Japan vs. Ottoman]
[Watching and analyzing]
Next, they watched the currently ongoing match between Japan and Ottoman.
Everyone was watching with their eyes glued to their cell phones or notebooks, writing something down, in fact it was closer to studying.
“ah. “That should have fallen to the side.”
“Is that the exact location of the ambush? Oh my… I finally got bored.”
“Honestly, I should have stabbed you.”
Well… even so, the reaction was not much different from that of the general public watching a sports game.
“Do you usually give advice often?”
“Because that’s work.”
– Hahahaha, they are like this too
– Hahahaha
– They are just like us haha
– They can’t stand criticism hahaha
– The difference between them and us is that they really do it hahaha
[Preparation for the match against Rome]
The strategy team sits at the table after watching the entire game. We gathered together and started preparing for the Rome game again.
Everyone listened to each person with a serious expression.
[*Things related to strategy have been muted]
Of course, since most of the strategies are important, most of the words were muted and the screen faded out.
Afterwards, Sanghyun and Panga were seen playing a casual game of basketball at a nearby park.
Sanghyeon’s right hand was uncomfortable, but he was able to do it to some extent unless it was a task that required precision, such as archery.
As evidence, Panga suffered a crushing defeat with a gap of almost 20 goals.
“Panga, you always give instructions, right?”
“…under.”
The documentary ends with sad music.
-Mㅁㅊㅋㅋㅋ
-What is the endingㅋㅋㅋ
-This is the end??ㅋ
-Kkkkkkk
By the end of the video.
[Current viewers: 153,000]
The number of viewers was a whopping 150,000.
“…nice!”
Joo-hyuk clenched his fists and said, “I like it.”
“It’s totally awesome, right?”
Having 150,000 people watch the first release on AllTube is an incredible achievement for Almond Channel as an individual.
‘This will lead to further expansion.’
Now that I had passed the 1 million subscriber threshold, it felt like a lot of possibilities had opened up.
I thought it was a good idea to somehow bring this content to the Almond channel.
The video’s upward trend continued, reaching its peak when the national competition broadcast began.
And that excitement continued into the broadcast of the national competition.
[National competition) Joseon vs. Rome]
[Current viewers: 224,000]
On this day, Civil Empire Korea recorded the highest number of viewers ever.
