Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 3 Episode 79
28. Gojoseon (3)
Before the Joseon VS Spain match begins.
As always, each community predicted each other’s chances of winning this time.
As expected, there was quite a serious discussion in MBul, which is more of a professional community.
[Beware of long text) Anticipating strategies for both teams]
[Summary of points that Chosun can try in today’s game]
[Analysis of Spain’s expected strategies]
There was a large community that was far from such productive discussions
… It’s really like watching the World Cup haha]
[Do you think you’ll win once and win again??? Shame what? Hahaha]
This is ‘Lil Pro’.
Here, words were exchanged that were more like a diss than a discussion.
[It looks like it’s going to be pickled with jamon ^o^]
[Gukppong bastards need to know
what they’re making a fuss about ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ] [J-Seon should just be thankful that they beat the Franks]
The fact that Joseon beat the Franks should be considered a fluke.
We should not expect victory this time either.
The side that makes such claims…
[I want to hang those traitorous idiots upside down and beat them up]
[Joseon is more worthy of Spain than the Franks???]
[These guys here haha, they’re talking nonsense about what they know about Civil M. That’s what I’m doing lol Just cheer~]
[It’s true that Spain is worth doing, but there are a lot of cool guys]
Those who think that Joseon will win or that we don’t know anything so we should just cheer for them.
These two forces were fighting wildly, throwing personal attacks at each other.
-Oh, just have fun~ You idiots,
don’t be in a bad mood └ㄹㅇ ㅋㅋㅋ It’s fun to cheer and think you’ll win even if you don’t think you’ll win, but you guys
└A centipede’s whole life is a loss, so please understand
└ㅈㄹㅋㅋ Just~~~ If it’s soup, it’s back and forth. Brainless idiots who rush in and bite without notice
└ㅗ
Obviously, everyone was of one mind during the Frankish War, but why did the forces suddenly become divided?
The problem they raised was that they didn’t talk about Reel too much on Reel Pro.
[Shoot away those who talk about Civil M, manager]
[Fuck, this is Lil Pro, MBul]
[Let’s talk about Lil]
Their claim is that since Civil M became popular, talk about Lil has completely disappeared.
Since this is a reel pro, let’s just talk about reel.
If you look at the argument alone, it was an argument without any problems.
However, there was, of course, a reason why that obvious argument was not currently working.
[If we take out our room, are we going to do it again? [There is no way haha]
This is because before Civil M, after the collapse of the Lild Cup, the appearance of Lil Pro was so miserable.
[I will never go back to Lilpocalypse]
[If Civil M’s strength period is better than the social group chat room days, then big chu haha]
[I’m just angry because I can’t socialize, so I’m inciting that Joseon will lose haha]
So, the one who previously occupied Lil Pro The powers that be were making a fuss, saying that Joseon would lose.
It is unfortunate that people are united in Civil M.
However, these troubles could not last very long.
This is because of the current flow of the game.
[It’s crazy, this really exploded in the 1st era??]
[Didn’t the game explode? Now?]
[Take that and shoot!?]
Almond virtually destroyed Spain’s defense tower, and the game was completely over.
Naturally, the community immediately began to be flooded with posts about this.
The handful of friendly forces could not stand a chance against this firepower.
[Almonds are God! Almonds are gods!]
[Today’s almond form is crazy]
[Spain’s only tower of hope hahahaha]
[The Tower of Babel that stood against God falls…!]
[It’s crazy to kill even the workers who come to fill up]
[This is China. This is the bow of the Joseon Dynasty that lived next to you, you lucky pirates who drank the Mediterranean honey pot~!!!]
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Currently, Joseon is on the verge of victory.
If Joseon truly wins against Spain like this, Lil Pro will completely become a Civil Empire community.
At least while the national war is in progress, it will become a form of colonization.
Lil Pro is the largest gaming community.
That place becomes a colony in a small game called Civil Empire.
No one could know how the aftermath of this would play out later.
Everyone decided to cheer for the current victory.
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Waaaaaaa!
Kinggyul shouted through the roar of the huge crowd.
“Spain! Defense tower! “Warmmanshire!”
Kugugugugung…!
The moment when the construction of the defense tower, which was Spain’s only hope, was cancelled.
-Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Wow
I ㄹㅇ was sick of it
– Almond Foam is crazy.
The chat window also scrolls up in an instant, almost to the point of paralysis.
“Is that canceled now!? I didn’t cancel it on purpose! “Did it just get cancelled!?”
“you’re right! I can’t even get my money back!! “They were forcibly demolished!!”
If you build a defense tower and do not proceed with construction for a while, it will be forcibly cancelled.
“this! There was a time when defense tower rushes between Mongolia and Joseon were very popular, and there was even a psychological warfare that involved building or not building defense towers to induce the opponent to drain their resources!”
Along with Joseon, Mongolia is also famous for its defense tower rush.
Mongolia often used psychological warfare by joking about whether or not they had built a defense tower.
There were many cases where victory was too easy using this expedient method.
In the end, the game company had no choice but to issue a patch that canceled construction if construction could not continue for more than a few seconds.
Unfortunately, this patch was not only used to prevent the psychological warfare of the defense tower rush.
“no! Spain was trying to stop the defense tower rush! Instead, I was hit by a patch that kept the defense tower rush in check! “Isn’t this a law for the absolute perpetrators!!?”
Looking at Spain’s current situation, it was as if they had suffered the complete opposite.
-Law for perpetrators hahaha
-Mㅁㅊㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-“In Joseon, follow Joseon law”
-K criminal law hahaha
“Hostages are being taken hostage by a law created to catch day robbers!?”
“Yeah what! Even though flying is a serious crime in RTS! We are also deeply reflecting! Because it’s your first offense! Please take a look!”
“no! “You’re not a first-time offender!”
“Oh no! then! just! Because the 1st era is the era of the law! Please take a look!”
-My in-law’s wife lol -Kkkkkkk
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It’s ridiculous, but it’s funny that he really does that
– It’s funny that it’s not my first offense lol
– It’s been a while since I ate garlic and I’m a human being, so please look at it~
– I’m dizzy ㅁㅊ LOL
Of course, there’s a lot of explanations. Spain was not in an unfair situation.
All patches are applied fairly to everyone, a rule that Spain also knew.
If Joseon had made a mistake, the Joseon building would have been cancelled.
Spain only carried out this operation because they thought their building would not be canceled.
Responsibility will ultimately fall on Spain’s general commander.
“Nacho’s expression right now! “It’s very bright red!”
-Nachos turned into Doritos hahaha
-ㄹㅇ이녇ㅋㅋㅋ
-You look angry???
It’s rare for a general commander to be unable to control his emotions.
It seemed like the current situation was completely unexpected.
“For Spain, which has no archers! You never thought something like this would happen! No way! “Would you have ever imagined tossing an arrow and shooting it!?”
“It was a tactic that could be used because they were real Joseon archers! “If we both make one mistake, it’s over!”
“yes! If you shoot it wrong and it lands on the floor at a weird angle! It breaks!? “This is not easy!”
This is a tactic that can be used only when the side that shoots the arrow and the side that picks up and shoots the arrow are in sync.
“so! “I can’t imagine Nacho without archers!”
In the first place, it was an unexpected tactic for Spain, which did not have an archer class in its own right.
“Ahhh! “Joseon’s defense tower is complete!”
[Wooden Defense Tower – Completed]
Joseon’s defense tower, which was being built by Carrot alone, has been erected.
Piyung!
Piyung!
On top of the defense tower, Carrot begins shooting and killing workers at the slaughterhouse.
Spain’s food resources are gradually decreasing.
“Food! Food is becoming increasingly scarce!? Soldiers dying in the main unit now! “You can’t be resurrected!”
The number of soldiers dying on the front line during all-out fighting was in the dozens.
In order to revive them all, food supply had to be smooth, but that wasn’t possible.
Because there is no slaughterhouse.
But—
boom!
[Spain]
[2nd Era]
“In the middle of this! Spain has moved up to the 2nd era!”
“Spain’s faction weapon! They are starting to produce halberds…!”
-Is there any point in going up now? Haha
-Only honor remains in the 2nd era… Isn’t this the Invincible Fleet? ㅋㄹㅃㅃ
– The 2nd Era is nothing but a facade
– Don’t you know if I pull out the halberd?
Spain could have chosen a halberd instead of a spear.
It was a pretty good faction as it had the best performance of both swords and spears.
The special advantage is that since all spears and swords are compatible, you only need to produce halberds in battles between infantry, making supply and demand easy.
But it’s no use.
“Then what do you do! Even if we produce weapons now! “I don’t have any medical history to use!!”
Because there was no food, soldiers could not reproduce.
The other soldiers were all fighting too far away to receive halberds.
“Spain! Is this a decision!?”
“The entire main force is starting to turn around!”
[Retreat]
Eventually, they break the front line and begin to retreat.
If only some retreat, the rest will die.
The entire army retreats at once.
“Even if more than half of the people die! Are you trying to make me raise the halberd somehow!?”
The idea was that even if many people died while retreating, only those who would survive should survive.
If you give them dozens of halberds, they will be no match for barbarian soldiers wielding clubs.
That’s exactly what Spain believes in.
“Now what matters is how many people die!? “If everyone is really dead, there’s no use using the halberd!!”
There was nothing as weak as the fleeing soldiers.
[Kill it!]
[Catch it! Grab them all!]
Pow-o-o-o-o-o!
puck!
Joseon soldiers followed, swinging their clubs like crazy.
[Hiyaaaaa!]
Chaaaaaaa!
The assistant commanders rode horses and danced sword dances.
No matter how great the Spanish team’s combat power was, they could not fight while running away with close-range weapons.
[Ugh…!]
[Ugh!]
[Kek…!]
Dozens of people died in an instant.
But even so, the [retreat] order did not go out.
Nacho thought it would be okay as long as there were at least 10 people holding halberds.
The Spanish soldiers ran desperately and eventually reached the main camp.
But another ordeal awaited there.
“The Spanish warriors have finally returned home! iced coffee! however! Do you have any family that would welcome you!?”
“What I welcome is Joseon’s goodbye arrow method!!!”
Piyung! Piyung!
Piyuung!
Arrows fired from two defense towers.
-Mㅁㅊㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– Hello, how to live lol
– This is hell lol
[Ugh!]
[Tsk!]
[Damn]
“There’s an arrow in front! A club behind you! Where do you choose!?”
“Too many people die!?”
Is the chain of command completely broken?
Still, Spain, which had come back quite alive, is starting to fall apart.
Joseon’s one-sided massacre began.
“Shipbuilding! Even soldiers came in following the Spanish camp! Build more defense towers!”
“Is this the Joseon camp? “Is this the Spanish camp!?”
Not wanting to miss this trend, Joseon began to increase its defense towers indiscriminately.
[Wood Defense Tower – 1%]
[Wooden Defense Tower – 1%]
[Wooden Defense Tower – 1%]
[Wooden Defense Tower – 1%]
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“Ahhh! Following the Joseon soldiers, even the workers come running! “I’m going to finish it!”
Even workers come running there.
The idea is to build defense towers faster.
“All the Joseon soldiers came in with us! “Now there are more soldiers to climb the defense tower!!”
-Mㅁㅊㅋㅋㅋ
-There are more defense towers than the buildings in Spain??
LOL -Doratnyukkeke
“Spain! “Can I overcome this just by holding the halberd!?”
“well! Unless Lu Bu is reincarnated with Bang Cheonhwageuk! This will be it——”
At that moment, the broadcaster’s voice suddenly cut off.
“──Wow!”
What drowned out the voices of the broadcasters was the cheering of the cheering squad.
This is the shout of the Korean cheering squad.
It had to be that way.
[Surrender]
Because the enemy declared surrender.
“Rat ratyyyyyyyy!!!”
“Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
The broadcasting team also jumped up and shouted loudly.
The chat window also started buffering a lot.
-Kinggyul ㅁㅊㅋ
-Wow ㄹㅇ you won!?
-I’s crazy ㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋ
Kitchen ㅋㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋ
ㄷ
ㄷㄷㄷ
-Crow? Joseon! Even Spain will be destroyed!”
After Caster’s shout, King Gyul seemed to be not satisfied with making a pterodactyl sound and started threatening by punching the air.
“Say it again! Spain! what? “Joseon is weak!? You are cut from Gojoseon!!!”
-ㅁㅊㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Gojoseon cutㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-ㄹㅇ If it’s the 1st era, it’s Gojoseonㅋㅋㅋ
-Kkkekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
-Nalville cut lol –
ㅅㅂ
kekekeke -Can’t even come to Joseon haha.