Episode 912 There is no such thing as a fight. (2)
“Giggle, giggle, giggle.”
“….”
“Giggle, giggle, giggle.”
“….”
Jo Geol and Yoon Jong looked back at Baek Cheon with faces full of anxiety.
“Sa Sasuk.”
“…why?”
“Why is that(?) doing that?”
“….”
Then Baekcheon glanced at ‘that’ with a face that had no meaning in the world.
Something I didn’t want to call a person was holding a bottle of alcohol in one hand and a letter in the other, giggling like a devil. Even for a while.
“Walk, servant.”
“…Yes, Sasuk.”
“Why are you saying this again?…”
“Oh no. “I understand that it’s not just a day or two that that bastard goes crazy.”
“But isn’t it worse today? “Look at that, Sasuk.”
Baekcheon flinched when he saw where Yoonjong was pointing.
Baek-ah, who rarely leaves Cheongmyeong’s body, was quietly watching from afar and taking a step back.
‘It’s really cute to see the white thing shaking.’
…Oh, this isn’t it.
That’s a spirit creature that flies like a tiger’s earlobes, so you shouldn’t be fooled by its appearance. If you have a good personality, you won’t say anything…
Baekcheon turned his gaze to Cheongmyeong.
Certainly, in his opinion, his condition was seriously bad today. There is an optical illusion that the image of Asura is blooming like a remnant behind one’s back.
Isn’t it amazing that a person can exude such gloomy energy even though he or she is joyful with his or her whole body?
“Hehehehe…”
At that time, Cheongmyeong thought to himself with the expression of a cheater who had made a big deal out of it.
“Are these bastards trying to fuck me? “A hundred years is a long way off, you bastards!”
Baekcheon, who heard that muttering to himself, shook his head. You probably won’t hear it, but I really wanted to say this.
‘Cheongmyeong….’
If you are the person you are dealing with, you are no longer the kind of person who will listen to such rude comments…. How unfair would it be for the childish person to hear those words?
“Giggle, giggle, giggle. Hehehehe! Hehehehehe! “Crackling!”
“…You’re crazy.”
“huh. “It’s crazy.”
“I’m usually not crazy.”
Cheongmyeong happily put the bottle to his mouth. Seeing the uldae move so cheerfully made everyone watching feel refreshed.
“…Why on earth are you doing that?”
Baekcheon said with a soft and warm smile.
“You don’t know that guy very well yet.”
“…yes?”
“There are only two cases where I really like someone like that Sagal.”
“What is that?”
“When you make a ton of money or when you really fuck someone.”
“….”
“Looking closely at their smiling faces, it seems like it’s the latter this time…”
Jo Geol and Yoon Jong’s eyes began to tremble.
Baekcheon, one of the greatest minds in Cheongmyeong studies(?), said so, so it must be true.
Then….
“Gupa?”
“Oh Daese?”
“Jang Il-so? “Sapae-ryeon?”
“Oh no, it could be Jongnam, right?”
As they recited the names that came to mind, they realized something again.
There are so many people in the world who want to fuck Cheongmyeong.
‘No, at this rate, isn’t everyone in the world except Cheon Woo-maeng his enemy?’
At this point, shouldn’t we seriously think about who is causing all this?
“Hmm! “The weather is amazing!”
Rumbling!
…It’s raining, you idiot.
But regardless, Cheongmyeong laughed happily, shaking his shoulders.
“Giggles. Lose everything! all! Hehehehehe!”
Words that should never come out of the Taoist’s mouth are coming out like breathing.
If that is a Taoist, then even earthworms are dragons.
“What makes you feel so good?”
In the end, Baekcheon quietly approached and asked, and Cheongmyeong turned his head.
“Ah, Sasuk! “Would you like a drink?”
“Is there anyone else in the volcano besides you who drinks in broad daylight?”
“No, but from today onwards, we can do that too.”
“…I decline.”
Baekcheon shook his head and asked again.
“But what happened?”
“Oh, it’s nothing. Just something…”
“Yeah.”
“I think the bastards of Odaese and the bastards of Sapaelyeon will have a fight.”
“Oh, I see. Okay then…what are you doing, you idiot?”
Baekcheon, whose eyes were wide, grabbed Cheongmyeong by the collar.
“Who is going to stick with who?”
“Guparang sapaeryeon.”
“War?”
“Yes, war.”
Baekcheon’s face turned pale in an instant.
“Hey you bastard! If that weren’t a big deal, it wouldn’t be a big deal if the volcano collapsed!”
“no way. That’s because it’s really not that big of a deal. “It has nothing to do with us.”
“How does that matter, you idiot!”
“It’s okay, it’s okay.”
Cheongmyeong stretched out his hand and patted Baekcheon’s back.
“Our Dongryong is timid. We just have to watch the ritual and eat rice cake. “Giggle, giggle, giggle!”
Baekcheon let go of Cheongmyeong’s collar and cupped his face.
‘O primordial heavenly being.’
I really don’t know. Why did you give such a bastard such a gift? Why…
Baekcheon, who seemed to be agonizing over something, hit his palm with his fist.
“Ah, first of all, I have to send some letters to Beihai and Yunnan.”
“Hey, to the Beast Palace and the Ice Palace?”
“huh.”
Baekcheon, who was suffering, quickly raised his head and smiled happily.
‘Yes, even though this bastard speaks viciously, there is no way he is just accepting this situation easily. I’m sure we’ll have to request reinforcements in advance….’
“I can’t be the only one who knows this good news! They say joy doubles when shared. Let’s laugh together! Hehehehehe! “Because we’re friends!”
“….”
The dark clouds that had rolled in were getting thicker. Baekcheon was looking up at the sheep with a sad face when Yoonjong came over and tapped him on the shoulder.
“Don’t cry, Sasuk.”
“I’m not crying…”
Baekcheon whimpered and pushed away Yoonjong’s hand. And asked.
“Then shouldn’t we run to the Yangtze River immediately?”
“why?”
“If it’s a war, we have to do our part. “Anyway, we’re dealing with the SPA.”
Cheongmyeong nodded with a stern face.
“Of course it is! Of course we have to fight too!”
“Isn’t that right?”
“Yes, but….”
“Huh?”
Cheongmyeong’s once stern face relaxed languidly. Cheongmyeong leaned against the tree again, looking like a hungry cat.
“It’s a bit annoying right now, so let’s take it slow. Slowly… very, very slowly.”
“….”
“After they fight so much that their noses bleed.”
“….”
“If possible, it would be better to form a two-party alliance and let them both fail.”
Baekcheon looked at Cheongmyeong with a puzzled face.
However, unlike Baekcheon, who still had some hopes for Cheongmyeong, Jo Geol had already abandoned all expectations. Therefore, I understood the situation without worrying about what Cheongmyeong said.
“But Cheongmyeong.”
“huh?”
“If we do this wrong, won’t we be in trouble?”
“what?”
“lets think. “We can fight with the Sa-Pae-ryeon, but we can’t fight with the Gu-pa-il-bang or the Odaese, right?”
“Why can’t we fight? All you have to do is kick it away.”
“Oh no no. You can’t really go to war. “It’s difficult to just kill each other and shed blood.”
“…huh?”
Cheongmyeong heard those words and tilted his head with round eyes.
And everyone who saw that scene knew what was going through his mind.
‘I’m thinking of doing it.’
‘You don’t understand.’
‘mom. I’m scared of him.’
What on earth is the difference between the four factions and the political factions in this guy’s head?
“Anyway, so?”
“That’s right. Uh… But if a war breaks out like this and one faction of the nine factions or one faction of the five major factions wipe out the four factions, wouldn’t we have done nothing and just ceded the leadership to the nine factions and the five major factions? “Isn’t it like a dog chasing a chicken and looking at the roof?”
“uh?”
“…hmm?”
After Jo Geol finished speaking, everyone looked at him in surprise.
Clap clap clap clap.
Cheongmyeong clapped as if he was impressed. A strength slowly entered Jogeol’s shoulders.
“yes? “Am I right?”
“no? “Nothing is right?”
This guy?
“…Then why did you applaud?”
“Once again, I was impressed to see that our brother-in-law now naturally thinks of Gu-pil-il-bang and O-dae-sega as being part of the same family.”
“Someone like Sagal.”
“Someone like Sapa.”
“….”
Jo Geol tried to protest against the unfair treatment, but it didn’t work.
Except for one person.
“No, doesn’t that make sense?”
“Sasuk!”
Tears of joy welled up in Jo Geol’s eyes. After all, Baekcheon is Baekcheon. Indeed, he could become the next great writer….
“Usually the words that come out of that guy’s mouth are just bullshit…”
No, that’s not true. The next Jangmunin should be Yoonjong.
“Anyway, isn’t it true that the later we intervene, the stronger the position of the nine factions and the five generations becomes? No matter how much I think about it, I don’t think Gupa Ilbang and Odaesega will be defeated by Sapaeryeon.”
Although it is said that the Sapaeryun has shown an unbelievable growth rate over the past three years, the old group is the same as the old group, and the Odaesae are the Odaesae.
If they give their best, there is no way they can win, no matter how bad they are. That was Baekcheon’s common sense.
Cheongmyeong, who had been listening quietly, grinned.
“Some things are wrong and some things are right, but actually, you don’t need to worry about that. “In the first place, the situation that Sa-suk thinks does not happen.”
“huh? why?”
“Because the nine factions and the five major factions will not be able to mobilize their full strength.”
Baekcheon’s face hardened slightly.
“…What do you mean by that?”
“Literally. “No matter how much Shaolin says, everyone won’t come together?”
“Oh no, it’s Kangho’s crisis?”
“Yes, it is a crisis. by the way.”
Cheongmyeong laughed bitterly.
“As humans, we don’t know that we are in a hurry until our own feet are on fire. And Sasuk said that. “I heard that if the nine factions do their best, they can catch the Sapaeryeon?”
“…yes.”
“But are you going to be crazy and lead the way? Then, my damage will be greater, and as Jogeol said, once we win the war, our power will be weakened and we will be pushed out by other political factions, right?”
“Won’t that war record remain?”
“Ah, criminal record? “Isn’t that a subtle thing that’s useless once you’ve given it a gongjisa?”
“….”
“Life is practical, practical. This guy! “This is a world where military service evaders who made their money through usury live in vain rather than soldiers who returned from the battlefield after meritorious service!”
“That’s true, but…”
“Even when the Demonic Cult invaded, even if all the strongmen banded together and fought together, they were worried about whether they would win or not, but they were the ones who gave up their butts for their own benefit. What? “Sapae-ryeon?”
“….”
“Oh my gosh. “You must be fighting really hard.”
Cold sweat broke out on Baekcheon’s forehead.
“So you’re saying that Sapaeryun will win?”
“What do you think is different there? When Jang Il-so beats the drum and janggu, the other leaders of the Shinjuo group would applaud behind him? “Quickly come to the front, fight, and then defeat me.”
“…no.”
Baekcheon was at a loss for words.
This was not the fight between the old school and the Sapae-ryeon that he had imagined. I thought it would be a process in which Jeong and Sa are fiercely competing against each other…
Isn’t this just chaos due to a battle of wits?
“What kind of war…”
“No.”
“huh?”
Cheongmyeong snorts.
“It’s not like war is like this, war is like that. It seems to have worked out well because we left a few lines in history. “If I had left behind every detail of what happened there, the officers would all have lived short lives due to high blood pressure, right?”
Baekcheon thought that maybe I wasn’t normal either. If you look at how plausible that guy’s bullshit sounds.
“Sasuk, so we…”
Cheongmyeong took a sip of his drink and chuckled again.
“You can just have a drink while watching those guys’ heads explode. Giggle, giggle. When I think about the blood on the king’s bald forehead, I feel like everything I did three years ago is being digested all at once! Hehehehe!”
Cheongmyeong watched from a distance and grabbed Baekah who was trying to run away. And looking at that small face, I burst into laughter with excitement.
“…Crazy guy.”
Baekcheon, who was tired, sighed deeply. It really felt like he was back in the volcano.
I’d rather die than suffer.
I’d rather die than get sick….
