Episode 780 Life is inherently painful. (4)
“You have fun with your hands, you bandits!”
The lion’s hoo rang loudly.
The same thing that Hyeonjong saw was happening on the other side of the island.
The difference was that there was Cheongmyeong here.
You might think it’s just a very small difference, but the difference in results that small difference made was enormous. “
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…
Some of those who were whining and clinging to the boat slowly approached Cheongmyeong, who was standing on the shore.
“what?”
As Cheongmyeong rolled his eyes, the bandits all fell flat on the ground.
“Oh my gosh, master! “If this continues, we will all die!”
“More than 30 people have fallen into the water and been washed away in the morning alone!”
“Everyone is so tired. “Holding a boat that is trying to drift away is harder than you can imagine.”
As the complaint continued, Cheongmyeong tilted his head as if he did not understand.
“so?”
“…yes?”
“so?”
“….”
Language is communicated, but words are not communicated. Words only have meaning when we understand each other. Unfortunately, although there was someone here who spoke, there was no one who understood.
The bandits who were trying to say, ‘Let’s give up on this work if possible,’ asked, ‘What are they talking about now?’ Looking at Cheongmyeong’s truly puzzled expression, I secretly changed my words.
“I need to get some rest…”
“What? rest?”
“Phew, take a break….”
“Hyuushiiik?”
Sparks flew from Cheongmyeong’s eyes.
“No, since they were stuck in the mountain and playing with the gods, did they come down and leave the concept to play in the mountain? “May all the limbs and limbs still intact rest and rest in broad daylight!”
Hey… Don’t people who are usually stuck in the mountains and practice immortality are called Taoist monks? If the Hwasan Taoist tells the bandits that they are having fun…
And we worked all night yesterday too…
“Taoist, we are all so tired…”
“Are you tired?”
Cheongmyeong’s head tilted slightly to the side in disapproval.
“Those guys who are able to ride the mountain while it’s roaring are getting tired after only that much work? So this is what the green forest looks like! why? “Would you like me to take this opportunity to show you what it means to be truly exhausted?”
“That’s not it….”
“Anyway, I don’t have guts. Guts! So, I guess I’ll just make a living by stealing! Come on, I’ll take this opportunity to completely change your mind! “Can’t you go back to your seat and work right now?”
“Heeeeeeeek!”
Elder Il, who was watching Cheongmyeong rolling his eyes and kicking the buttocks of the bandits, opened his mouth to Lim So-byeong.
“Hey… Green Forest King.”
“hmm?”
Lim So-byeong, who was sitting on the watchtower, admiring the scenery and leisurely drinking tea, looked at Elder Il as if asking why he was calling.
“…Are you going to leave me like that?”
“why?”
“I think I said that a bit harshly…”
“Oh, what did you just say?”
Lim So-byeong, who gracefully placed the teacup down on the table, smiled.
“There is nothing wrong with what I said, right?”
“….”
“The original correct words were written inside. “Now is the time to accept some of the harsh words from the elders.”
Elder Il, who was speechless, turned his nose cold.
It’s definitely a problem that a guy like that is a volcano god dragon. It was clearly a great misfortune for Kang Hao that Hwasan Shinryong, who was said to be the best late exponent in the world and held the position of the best person in the world for later generations, was such a bastard.
However, from Green Forest’s point of view, the more problematic thing was that this person was the King of Green Forest.
‘What will happen to Kangho?’
A terrible situation was unfolding that made him, a Sapa guy who made a living by banditry, worry about Kangho’s future.
At that time, a group of people jumped out of a boat that was approaching quickly through the current.
“Dojaaaaaang!”
“hmm?”
As soon as they got off, they ran towards Cheongmyeong and shouted with joy.
“White thunder gun! “All six white thunder cannons have been recovered!”
“Wow! “It was really difficult.”
“The enemy almost died. “I managed to survive, but… no, that’s not important. Anyway, we all came here as you instructed!”
“oh?”
Cheongmyeong’s face relaxed and became softer for the first time in a while.
“You found everything?”
“Yes seal! Hehehe! It was really… really, really hard. The chain was short, so we had to hold on to the chain and go into the water, so this was…” “
Okay, okay. “You had a hard time.”
Cheongmyeong smiled happily as he listened to the words that briefly explained the hardships he had endured. Then suddenly I asked again.
“But how many doors?”
“Six doors.”
“Oh yeah?”
At that moment, Cheongmyeong launched himself like a thunderbolt and threw a flying kick at the bandit.
“Sweet!”
With a scream of a pig being slaughtered, the bandit fell backwards.
“You bastards, are my eyes holes? what? How many doors? Six doors? I clearly saw the number of artillery pieces on board the sunken ships while fighting! what? Six doors? Six muuuun?”
The body of the bandit lying on the ground was trembling.
That poisonous bastard… In the midst of such a vicious fight, I was counting it again.
“Oh, you’re such an ignorant bandit that you can’t count, right? OK! “I’ll make sure to teach you how to count from now on!”
Cheongmyeong ran upright, jumped on top of the bandit, and started swinging his arms like windmills.
“one! Two! Five cars! Teens! You three bastards! Count as many as you get hit! “If you get the last number wrong, you get hit again from the beginning!”
“Ahh! Argh! Please save me! stamp! Wrong! “It was so hard that I made a mistake!”
“it’s hard? It’s not hard if you roll over, you bastard! “Just die!”
The faces of the bandits and pirates gradually became pale.
In the first place, thieves cannot move against the strong.
This is not because they follow the law of self-reliance, but because they do not follow worldly morals or laws in the first place, so they cannot resist the oppression of those who are stronger using any means other than force.
What can we do?
Would you discuss morality with someone who spends his energy on bandit topics? Or would you rather go to the government office and report it because of the number?
In that sense, Cheongmyeong is no different from the thieves’ natural enemy.
First of all, basically anyway… in his own way… he is a member of a political faction, so he has a justification and is extremely powerful. A guy like that is pushing me with such venom in his eyes that I have no choice but to do it.
“Just do it!”
Cheongmyeong took his eyes off the bandits lying around and looked around.
Everyone who made eye contact with him flinched and lowered their gaze.
“These thieves expect to be treated like human beings! “Gather up all the useless people and throw them in the river bottom!”
The guy who works with the thieves is criticizing the thieves and losing his temper.
“Don’t even think about eating until you retrieve all of the white thunder cannons!”
“So what do we eat then?”
“Just catch a fish and eat it! “There’s just meat all over there!”
“….”
“Oh, and don’t even think about sleeping until the boat is all set!”
“….”
“I mean, don’t straighten your back and work! Don’t straighten your back! It’s even harder if you take a break in between! I’m going to finish it quickly and take a break! I will definitely do it! “If you always have that mindset, there’s nothing a person can’t do!”
The nagging made my ears bleed.
‘I want to go to the mountains.’
‘It would have been better to get scolded by Chae-ju.’
But unfortunately, this was an island.
There is no way for the bandits to escape from here without the eyes of Cheongmyeong and Lim So-byeong, and all of them have iron chains on their legs. No matter how good you are at handcrafts, isn’t it like a dream to run away from Qingming while wearing these heavy iron chains?
‘What else is slavery? This is slavery.’
‘Ugh. My son…’
The faces of the slaves… no, the thieves turned black and died.
In the first place, Cheongmyeong does not show much mercy to ordinary people, but he is a person who does not understand why he should be treated like human beings by thieves.
Cheongmyeong himself, who was born a thief by nature, endures this much (?) by following the teachings of Hwasan, so on what basis can he put up with people who are nothing special and are thieves and just live their lives?
“Anyway, these bastards need to be beaten more before they come to their senses!”
“Cheongmyeong.”
“why! This bird…”
Huh?
Instead of trying to swear, Cheongmyeong slowly turned around.
“what?”
Why is this face here?
He tilted his head and softened his expression a little awkwardly.
“Uh… When did you come, Jang Mun-in?”
“…just arrived.”
“Ah… if you come, please let me know first….”
No, that’s not true. They must have contacted you.
If I hadn’t contacted you, how would I have come here….
Cheongmyeong slowly tilted his head to the side and saw Baekcheon hiding behind King Hyeonjong.
“…I call that a private residence….”
“Hmm.”
Cheongmyeong muttered through gritted teeth, then his expression completely changed and he smiled brightly at Hyeonjong.
“You had a hard time coming this long way, right? Welcome to 50… Ah! iced coffee! Ear ears! ah! ear! Long ears! “Get your ears off!”
“Come here.”
“Ears! ear! Oh, just let go! “Ahh!”
Despite Cheongmyeong’s harsh words, Hyeonjong smiled and pulled his ears even further.
“I ordered you to prevent civilians from being sold as slaves, but you are directly using bandits and bandits as slaves? “Let’s go and listen carefully to see what the hell is going on.”
The tyrant is dragged along, leaving long footprints in the sand. In the meantime, he glared at Baekcheon with venomous eyes, but he just slightly turned his head and looked away.
“Aaaah! Baekcheooooo! Vibration fee! There’s no need to bring an adult with you without even saying a word… Ah! ear! A long writer! ear! Ah… it looks like it’s a bit torn! No, really evil!”
“Shut up and follow me! “I hate myself!”
“Long sentence!”
The bandits all looked like they had seen a ghost at the sight of the volcano god dragon being dragged around in an awkward manner.
“…The volcano god dragon was dragged away?”
“Is that also because your ears were grabbed?”
Those here clearly saw with their own eyes how Qingming threw away two halves of the Daegyeongchae’s shaft at once, ran on the water, and cut the boat with his sword.
Seeing such a terrifying human being dragged away screaming was so absurd that it felt as if his soul was running away.
“…That person is the long-faced man of the volcano….”
“Oh my God… How strong is he, that he can easily subdue such a monster.”
“Hmm.”
Baekcheon cleared his throat very slightly.
It seemed like there was an unnecessary misunderstanding… but I didn’t think there was any need to correct it.
“That guy won’t be able to come out for a while, so everyone, take a break.”
“Thank you seal!”
“Ugh… I can finally rest!”
“Long live the long book! hurray!”
The thieves of the Sapa faction, who were supposed to be the polar opposites of the Taoists of the political faction, began to unanimously praise the Hwasan scholar.
If you look at it without knowing the meaning, it may seem like a historic sight of political harmony, but the inside was so salty and tearful.
“But why did he come all the way here?”
“Well… it looks like they brought a bunch of Volcanic Sect members with them.”
“Could it be that you anticipated this situation in advance and came to occupy this place?”
“no way. No way…. This person is not even Cheonan Tong.”
“No, no. If you think about it, that’s true. Even though Hwasan God Dragon is the best late-stage index in the world, isn’t he still one of the three greatest disciples? “It doesn’t make sense for the three great disciples to make the decision to occupy a place like this and create a tribe on their own.”
“uh? “I guess that’s what I heard?”
The bandits looked at each other’s faces.
“Then Hwasan Jangmunin predicted all of this…”
“I heard that Taoist monks with deep Taoism read heavenly secrets. “It’s amazing.”
“…Should I believe in Taoism too?”
“Primordial Heavenly Zone.”
“Immense Buddha!”
Baekcheon closed his eyes tightly.
‘I’m sorry.’
I didn’t have the courage or the courage to correct it.
Well…and in fact, regardless of the intention, the result is good….
“Primeval Cheonjon…”
A weak sword flowed from Baekcheon’s mouth.