Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 2 Episode 235
81. Talent (2)
Jet Pumped’s most active community is Jet Pumped Garden, which is part of Community Garden.
Users call it ‘Dden’ for short.
Of course, Deden’s bulletin board was currently plastered with words about the challenge of fighting Kim Yi-seo.
[Please, let’s hit that bastard just once]
[If we lose this time, I’m going to make something like a real monster transformation jet. I’m putting all my hands on the line]
[Please Jeters… pull together!]
The people who suffered the most from Jet Pumped’s new cash items will be the users.
It was no wonder that they wanted to beat Kim Yi-seo the most.
No, beyond wanting to win, it seemed like they just wanted to hit one.
Looking at the #1 article on this issue, I could clearly see their wishes.
1st place) Kim Yi-seo finds a way to win 100%
If this title really means it literally, it was no wonder that it ranked first in the issue article.
However, the content was completely different, and surprisingly, it was still worthy of taking first place.
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First of all, you need to be careful about entering the capsule. When the challenger’s name is called and they walk to the capsule. From here, I start giving variations. Instead of going into the capsule, go straight into the relay area.
And then all of a sudden, I run up the stairs. All of a sudden, running is so important. I don’t want to get caught.
When he arrives, he opens the broadcast box door, then launches his body with acceleration and hits Kim Yi-seo with a double side kick.
He’ll be sitting so his head will fit right in between his feet. Since Kim Yi-seo is probably completely unprepared, she probably won’t come to her senses after getting hit on the head, right?
At that time, I grabbed her hair, lifted her face, and punched her about 30 times.
Then you win ㅅㄱ
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-Speak naturally as if you were talking about some stir-fried pork recipe lol └
ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ
└Spicy Lee Seo stir-fry recipe ㄷㄷ └How
to eat Kim Yi-seo as easily as a cake…
└Kim Yi-seo How to make spicy tteokbokki as spicy as spicy tteokbokki.
└Iseo Kim are you afraid of users becoming stronger?
-ㅁㅊ Such a simple method…
-Why did we insist on virtual reality… The goal was actually close by.
There were countless comments on this post.
From Kim Yi-seo’s point of view, these were very harsh comments.
-So, how many years have you been living in a kampang?
└Roughly probation?
└ㅈㄹ I don’t think even Woo Young-woo can get a suspended sentence for
this └ㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋㅋ Why are these bastards seriously thinking about it?
└ㄹㅇ I wonder if they want to do it
– Honestly, if you think probation would be worth it, then it’s okay lol
└ㄹㅇㅋㅋ
└At least once.. Wouldn’t it be okay? Haha
└I don’t think it’s a bad thing to live for a year just for experience~ ^^
We were discussing about it being something worth doing after living with your older brother for a few years.
As if they were really going to put this plan into action.
Of course, this was just a practical joke that was occasionally seen in the community.
No one actually put it into practice.
No, maybe there is no need for that anymore.
Because there was a possibility in virtual reality without having to fight in reality.
[uh? What is almond]
[Almond ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.Almondssssssssss Almonds]
[Almondsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssbtsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
on
[Are you sure you’ll win?]
[No, you’re going to win?]
[Heo Won-moo s***kkk]
In the first fight with Heo Won-moo, he didn’t give any distance at all and used one-sided violence.
And in the end….
[Breaking News] Cut of the weakest of the Four Heavenly Kings hahaha]
He defeated Wonmu Heo.
With a perfect game.
-Perfect meme???
ㄷㄷㄷ
-Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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-Perfect is haha, isn’t it Heo Won-moo’s problem?
└ㄹㅇ LOL Just a laser claw one-tool LOL
└If you’re going to do a guided jet like that, why do you use it LOL
– Sorry, but it’s “King of the Three Heavens”, right?
└Nuts came here lol
└ㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋ
└Samcheonwang Lee has a great sense of humor
└ㅅㅂIsamcheonwang hahaha I really don’t think there is any shit…
└ㄹㅇ Whether it’s two or three people, I can feel the mindset that they are roughly the same, so it’s funny,
but I don’t care about the development team. It’s a place where there’s a lot of resentment, but it’s a picture of a complete defeat by a newbie who is doing it for the first time in his life.
Almonds and almonds. These two met and exploded like fire and gunpowder.
2nd place) Almond. Is he God?
4th) ???: You’re not good at games~
8th place) Is Kim Iseo afraid of Almond becoming stronger?
Articles mentioning almonds appeared in abundance in issue posts.
The number of people going beyond expectations that Kim Yi-seo will win has increased and are posting as if she has already won.
[Almond wins!]
[Breaking News) All members of the Pangyo faction resign due to the appearance of Almond, the Heavenly Demon of the Canyon]
[Breaking News) Mixnuts will take over the management of Jet Pumped from tomorrow…] * *
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“Director Heo, is he sane? Is it okay….”
Ji Ho-tae muttered while wearing the ‘boxing jet’.
“I thought you couldn’t play games. What’s the point of losing to a newbie for the first time today? “Perfectly.”
Contrary to the enthusiasm of the community, the developers did not seem to think much of Heo Won-moo’s defeat.
This is because I was usually not very good at games.
So, they generally consider this perfect game incident to be nothing more than a ‘happening’.
The same goes for Ji Ho-tae.
“Aren’t you just losing because this person is annoying and wants to get off work quickly?
He even suspects that Heo Won-moo is losing on purpose because he wants to get off work quickly.
This is because of his personality, as he usually hates working for long periods of time.
“Starting from choosing Judo Jet, which I wasn’t good at…”
Chiik.
Boxing Jet’s gloves fit perfectly on both hands.
“Ugh. “I have to take care of the spare time.”
Unlike Heo Won-moo, he often uses this boxing jet in actual combat.
If you do ‘heavyweight’ pumping a few times, you can create an iron glove that allows you to throw massive punches without falling easily. This is one of the settings that Ji Ho-tae frequently uses.
‘But I told you not to pump.’
However, this time, the opponent also brought a basic Jet that was not pumped at all, so he had no choice but to wear the basic Jet as well.
This is a boxing jet following Heo Won-moo’s judo jet.
[Transmission]
And the transmission started.
Sigh.
As my dark vision brightens again, I can see my surroundings.
[Rooftop]
The green urethane-finished rooftop floor comes into view.
“Now the map is rooftop! “The rooftop has appeared!”
This map is set on the rooftops of small row houses on one side of the city.
You can only use the rooftops of a total of four buildings, and if you jump to the rooftop of the opposite building and fall, you will be bungeeed.
“Before, there were almost no places on the subway where you could get caught. “This is a map that can be blatantly blocked, right?”
-When did you come? Commentator hahaha
– I guess they brought Kim over because it looks like he’s going to be competing soon hahaha
– Now there’s a proper commentary haha.
Are they preparing for the upcoming game? Kim Yi-seo went somewhere and the commentators who had not been seen in any way before came out.
“rooftop! It’s a very good map. You can use 4 rooftops of the building. You can fall while crossing these rooftops. Or maybe you drop it on purpose.”
“If you intentionally drop weapons like baseball bats and golf clubs, they just fall, right?”
One of the features of Jet Pumped. Weapons fall all over the map.
“ah. Yes. In the fight against Heo Won-moo, the two of them only fought in one place, so I didn’t see much of their weapons. “Maybe this time will be different?”
“yes. It’ll probably be different. “Weapons are quite useful in maps where bungee is easy.”
These weapons have poor durability and must be discarded after a few uses, but they are useful at times.
In particular, among these weapons, golf clubs and baseball bats can throw opponents away, so be careful no matter how advantageous the situation is.
“Now, let’s get some almonds and Jiho Taesan. “Can’t we find each other?”
-Jiho Taesan hahaha
-Why isn’t Jiho Givenchy ㅂㄷㅂㄷ
-Nick is already full of shit hahaha
The rooftop map is different from the subway, so it’s quite large, and the birth location is also random.
“The map was originally created with 12-player battles in mind, so it’s quite large. “We’re on the rooftops of different buildings!”
Interestingly, Almond and Ji Ho-tae were sent to different rooftops.
“Hey. The character graphics are completely game-like and the map is real, so it’s like augmented reality, right?”
“yes. JetPumped’s concept of data jetters invading the real world and carrying out missions is brought to life even better through the new map!”
-What is the promotional comment…
-If Kim Yi-seo is poking you with a stick next to you, shake the carrot
-MCs have to eat too, guys.
Ji Ho-tae and Almond are running around the rooftop and find each other after a while.
“Ah, we’ve found each other now, right?”
“Ji Ho-tae quietly picks up the baseball bat that was lying down? “If you jump across, I’m going to hit you with a baseball bat right away!”
Woooooooo…!
When Ji Ho-tae lifts the baseball bat, boos erupt.
“Ahhh! There’s a lot of booing on the field right now! “Isn’t it taboo to lift a baseball bat against a beginner?”
“yes. “This is something only malicious users do!”
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㄹㅇ
-You probably don’t even know what an almond baseball bat is ㅠㅠ
-Wow, this is Pangyo’s Taesan!?
-Of course, the sea is better than Taesan~
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‘Is this about 20 meters…’
At the edge of the rooftop, Almond touches his chin while looking at the rooftop of the building across from him.
He thought as he looked down at the dizzying 12-story floor.
‘If I fall, I’ll die.’
Unlike between the train and the platform, it seems very clear that if you fall here, you will die.
And at the edge of the rooftop across the street.
Ji Ho-tae is standing holding a baseball bat.
‘what. I think they’re trying to throw me away with that.’
Anyone can see that if you jump to cross here, it looks like they are going to hit you with a bat.
I have experience playing games. Even Almond knew that much.
‘If you just jump across, you’ll die.’
Jeter’s physical ability is very good, so skipping this width is not a problem.
It’s a different story if your opponent hits you with a baseball bat.
‘hmm.’
How can I fool you and get away with it? Or should I not skip it at all?
I was thinking about it for a while.
Almond finds something on the floor.
[Baseball]
It’s a baseball ball.
It seemed unlikely that something like this would have been put in for interior design.
“Is this also a weapon?”
-ㅇㅇㅇ
-If you throw that well, sparks will fly lol
-That is also a weapon ㅇㅇㅇ It is disposable,
of course.
This was also a weapon like a golf club or baseball bat.
widely.
Almond picks up the baseball and stands at the edge of the rooftop again.
Then the commentators made a fuss.
[iced coffee! A baseball bat with a baseball!?]
[Good decision! Forced to cross is suicidal!?]
[But you can hit it well…]
The commentators who had doubts were speechless as soon as they saw Almond’s pitching form.
[…?!]
Sigh.
Almond’s left knee rose upward and his natural pitching form began to form.
Why isn’t there something like that?
Professionals say they can feel it the moment they get into position.
The pressure that comes from the posture that only professionals have was radiating out.
Percussion.
His raised left foot touched the ground and his right hand stretched forward.
The baseball left his hand and bounced like a bullet.
“When I was there. “Do you know what I do when I want to discipline rude people?”
The know-how(?) of a senior I heard before flashes through my head.
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
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[Your posture is great! Is this really possible!? Is this a baseball special move!?]
[Is this your first attempt? That’s ridiculous!]
Each weapon’s special move is activated when the perfect posture is achieved.
It’s not as great as Jet’s special move, but it’s still pretty good when activated.
‘Come and see.’
Ji Ho-tae rolled his eyes and strengthened his hand holding the bat.
The moment his feet hit the ground and the bat swings.
“If you’re right-handed, the left chin. Throw it out there. Because of the structure of my body, I can’t hit it?”
He sighed.
The baseball had already hit his left jaw.
“!?”
Kwaaaaang!
“It’s a dead ball. Even if you take damage, the bridge of your nose will fly. It’s just instilling good manners.”
[Ahh! Hit!!] Immediately
after the jaw was turned like it was crumbling.
It didn’t end there.
Grumble!
Doesn’t the baseball suddenly catch fire?
[This?!]
[Huh…!?]
All the commentators gaped.
It was a special move.
[This is a special move, right!?]
[In just one attempt!!! I activated the baseball special move!?]
Pow~!
As the flame-based attack was added, an even greater shock was inflicted.
Ji Ho-tae’s body burned brightly and flew backwards.
Almond blocked the sun with his hand for a moment and watched Ji Ho-tae fly away.
‘Oh… I guess we can cross now.’
After everything is already done.
It was only then that the last words my senior added passed through my head: almonds.
「I almost said ~! If you do this, you will be in big trouble. Hey, why do you look like you’re really going to try it?”
